Mr. Theodore Mix, sprawled in his
desk chair, gazed with funereal gloom at the typewritten
agreement which lay before him, unsigned. It
was barely twenty minutes ago that Mr. Mix had risen
to welcome the man who was to save his credit and
his reputation; but during those twenty minutes Mr.
Mix, who had felt that he was sitting on top of the
world, had been unceremoniously shot off into space.
His creditors surrounded him, (and
because they were small creditors they were inclined
to be nasty), he owed money to his New York correspondents,
whose letters were becoming peremptory, and his brokerage
business was pounding against the rocks. Quietly,
overnight he had located a purchaser for the Orpheum,
and as soon as Henry’s name had been safe on
the dotted line, Mr. Mix would have been financed
for many months ahead. And then came Henry and
Henry, who had been cast for the part of the lamb,
had suddenly become as obstinate as a donkey.
Mr. Mix, gazing at that agreement, was swept by impotent
rage at Henry, and he took the document and ripped
it savagely across and across, and crumpled it in
both his hands, and jammed it into his scrap-basket.
For the moment, he subordinated his
personal problems to his wrath at Henry. He charged
Henry with full responsibility for this present crisis;
for if Henry had simply scribbled his signature, Mr.
Mix would have made a good deal of money. It
never occurred to him that in the same transaction,
Henry would have changed places with Mr. Mix.
That was Henry’s look-out. And damn him,
he had looked!
“I’m going to get him
for that,” said Mr. Mix, half-aloud. “I’m
going to get him, and get him good. Jockeying
me into a pocket! Conceited young ass! And
I’d have been square with the world, and paid
off that infernal note, and had four ... thousand
... dollars left over.” His lips made
a straight line. “And he’d have brought
fifty thousand dollars’ worth of business into
this office he’d have had to he’d
have had to hold up his friends to protect
his ante. Yes, sir, I’m going to get him
good.”
Mr. Mix sat up, and emitted a short,
mirthless laugh. He frowned thoughtfully:
and then, after a little search, he examined the pamphlet
which Mirabelle had given him, and skimmed through
the pages until he came to the paragraph he had in
mind. Enforcement of the Sunday ordinances ...
hm!... present ordinance seems to prohibit Sunday
theatrical performances of all kinds, but city administrations
have always been lax. Want the law on the books,
don’t dare to repeal it, but don’t care
to enforce it.
Mr. Mix sat back and pondered.
He knew enough about the motion-picture business to
realize that the Sunday performances made up the backbone
of the week. He knew enough about the Orpheum
to know that Henry’s quota, which under normal
conditions would require only diligence, and initiative,
and originality to reach, would be literally impossible
if Sundays were taken from the schedule. The
League’s blue-law campaign, if it proved successful,
would make Henry Devereux even bluer than Mr. Mix.
“Three rousing cheers for reform!” said
Mr. Mix, and grinned at the pamphlet.
Another brilliant thought infected
him. He had long since passed the stage in which
women were a mystery to him: he had long since
realized that unless a man’s passions intervene,
there is nothing more mysterious about women than
about men. It was all humbug all this
mummery about intuitions and unerring perception and
inscrutability. Women are all alike all
human all susceptible to sheer, blatant
flattery. The only difference in women is in the
particular brand of flattery to which, as individuals,
they react.
Take Miss Starkweather: he had
seen that if he fed her vanity unsparingly not
her physical vanity, but her pride in her own soul,
and in her League presidency she blazed
up into a flame which consumed even her purpose in
causing the interview. Once already, by no remarkable
effort, he had been able to divert her attention; and
it was now imperative for him to keep it diverted
until he had raised five thousand dollars. And
if she were so susceptible, why shouldn’t Mr.
Mix venture a trifle further? He knew that she
regarded him as an important man; why shouldn’t
he let himself be won over, slowly and by her influence
alone, to higher things? Stopping, of course,
just short of actually becoming a League partisan?
Why shouldn’t he feed her fat with ethics and
adulation, until she were more anxious for his cooperation
than for his money? If he couldn’t play
hide-and-seek for six months, if he couldn’t
turn her head so far that she couldn’t bear
to press him for payment he wasn’t
the strategist he believed himself to be. But
in the meantime, where was he to get the money to
live on? Still, Mirabelle came first.
On Sunday, he fortified himself from
his meagre supply of contraband, ate two large cloves,
and went formally to call on her. He remained
an hour, and by exercise of the most finished diplomacy,
he succeeded in building up the situation exactly
as he had planned it. The note hadn’t been
mentioned; the League hadn’t been given a breathing-space;
and Mirabelle was pleading with him to see the light,
and join the crusade. Finally, she leaned forward
and put her hand on his arm.
“Two weeks ago,” she said,
“I told the League I was going to give it a
real surprise this next Tuesday. What I meant
was money. The money for that note. But
I’d hate to have you sell any securities when
they’re down so low. And besides, anybody
can give money just money. What we
need most is men. Let me do something different.
You’re one of the big men here. You count
for a good deal. We want you. I said I’d
give ’em a surprise let me make the
League a present of you.” She bestowed
upon him a smile which was a startling combination
of sharpness and appeal. “I’m certainly
going to keep my promise, Mr. Mix. I’m
going to give ’em one or the other you
or the five thousand. Only I tell you in all
sincerity, I’d rather it would be you.”
Mr. Mix sat up with a jerk. The
climax had been reached six months too soon.
“Dear lady
“You can’t refuse,”
she went on with an emphasis which sobered him.
“We want you for an officer, and a director.
I’ve taken it up with the committee. And
you can’t refuse. You believe everything
we believe. Mr. Mix, look me in the eye, and
tell me if you’re true to yourself,
how can you refuse?”
“That isn’t it,”
he said, truthfully enough. “I I
wouldn’t be as valuable to you as you think.”
“We’ll judge of that.”
He knew that he was in a corner, and
he hunted desperately for an opening. “And in
any event, I couldn’t become an officer,
or even a director. I
“Why not, pray?”
“I haven’t the time, for one thing, nor
the experience in
She swept away his objections with
a stiff gesture. “You’re modest,
and it’s becoming. But either you’re
with us or against us: there’s no half-way
about morals. If you’re with us, you ought
to show your colours. And if you are with
us, you’ll lead us, because you’re a born
leader. You inspire. You instill. And
for the sake of the common welfare ”
She paused: he was staring at her as if hypnotized.
“For the sake of the city and the state and
the nation ” His eyes were wide,
and filled with a light which deceived her. “For
the sake of civic honour and decency and self-respect
Mr. Mix cleared his throat. “Yes, but
Again, she leaned out and touched his arm. “For
my sake?”
Mr. Mix recoiled slightly. “For your
sake!” he muttered.
“Yes, for mine. The sister of your oldest
friend.”
He owed her five thousand dollars,
and if she demanded payment, he was a bankrupt.
“Why does it mean so much to you?” he asked,
sparring for time.
“It would be an epoch in the history of the
League, Mr. Mix.”
“You spoke about leadership. No one can
hope to replace yourself.”
“Thank you I know
you mean it. But no woman can lead a campaign
such as the one we’re just starting. It
takes a strong, dominant man who knows politics.
Of course, when we go after dancing and cards and
dress-reform, I guess I can do all right, but in this
campaign
“What campaign is this, Miss Starkweather?”
“Sunday enforcement.”
Mr. Mix pursed his lips. “Really?”
She nodded. “We’re
going to concentrate on one thing at a time. That’s
first.”
“Close all the theatres and everything?”
“Tight!” she said, and
the word was like the lash of a whip. “Tight
as a drum.”
Mr. Mix controlled himself rigidly.
“You’ll have to pardon my seeming indelicacy,
but ” He coughed behind his hand.
“That might bring about a very unhappy relationship
between my family and yours. Had you thought
of it?”
“Henry? Humph! Yes.
I’m sorry, but I don’t propose to let my
family or anybody else’s stand in the way of
my principles. Do you? No. If
Henry stands in the way, he’s going to get run
over. Mark my words.”
His expression was wooden, but it
concealed a thought which had flashed up, spontaneously,
to dazzle him. In spite of his age and experience,
Mr. Mix threatened to blush. The downfall of Henry
meant the elevation of Mirabelle. Mr. Mix himself
could assist in swinging the balance. And he
couldn’t quite destroy a picture of Mirabelle,
walking down the aisle out of step to the wedding march.
Her arms were loaded with exotic flowers, of which
each petal was a crisp yellow bank-bill. He wanted
to laugh, he wanted to snort in deprecation, and he
did neither. He was too busy with the consciousness
that at last he was in a position to capitalize his
information. He knew what nobody else did, outside
of Henry and his wife, Mirabelle, Mr. Archer and probably
Judge Barklay and if he flung himself into the League’s
campaign, what might he now accomplish?
He looked at Mirabelle. Her eyes
betrayed her admiration. Mr. Mix drew a very
long breath, and in the space of ten seconds thought
ahead for a year. The League was ridiculously
radical, but if Mr. Mix were appointed to direct it,
he was confident that he could keep Mirabelle contented,
without making himself too much of a ludicrous figure.
All it needed was tact, and foresight. “If
I could only spare the time to help you but
you see, this is my dull season I have to
work twice as hard as usual to make an honest dollar
“Would you accept an honorarium?”
“Beg pardon?”
“If you took charge of the drive,
would you accept a salary? And give us most of
your time? Say, four days a week?”
Once more, his thoughts raced through
the year. “Now,” he said, presently,
“you are making it hard for me to refuse.”
“Only that? Haven’t I made it impossible?”
To Mr. Mix, her tone was almost more
of a challenge than an invitation. He looked
at her again; and at last he nodded. “I
think you have.”
She held out her hand. “I’ve
always respected you as a man. Now I greet you
as a comrade. We’ll make this city a place
where a pure-minded man or woman won’t be ashamed
to live. I tell you, I won’t be satisfied
until we reach the ideal! And prohibition
was only one tiny move in advance, and we’ve
miles to go. I’m glad we’re going
the rest of the way together. And it wouldn’t
surprise me in the least if you came out of it Mayor.
That’s my idea.”
Mr. Mix, with the faint aroma of cloves
in his nostrils, backed away.
“Oh, no, I don’t dream
of that ...” he said. “But
I feel as if I’d taken one of the most significant
steps of my whole life. I I think
I’d better say good afternoon, Miss Starkweather.
I want to be alone and meditate. You
understand?”
“Like Galahad,” she murmured.
Mr. Mix looked puzzled; he thought
she had a cold. But he said no more; he went
home to his bachelor apartment, and after he had helped
himself to three full fingers of meditation, together
with a little seltzer, he smiled faintly, and told
himself that there was no use in debating the point a
man with brains is predestined to make progress.
But he couldn’t help reflecting that now, more
than ever, if any echo of his New York escapades,
or any rumour of his guarded habits got to Mirabelle’s
ears or, for that matter, to anybody’s
ears at all his dreams would float away
in vapour. Perhaps it would be wise to explain
to Mirabelle that he had once been a sinner. She
would probably forgive him, and appreciate him all
the more. Women do.... It was curious that
she had mentioned him as a possible Mayor. It
had been his dearest ambition. He wondered if,
with his present reputation, and then with the League
behind him, there were a ghost of a chance....