On a Wednesday morning, early, toward
the middle of spring, in the year 16, such
was his mode of reckoning, at the moment
when the chevalier was putting on his old green-flowered
damask dressing-gown, he heard, despite the cotton
in his ears, the light step of a young girl who was
running up the stairway. Presently three taps
were discreetly struck upon the door; then, without
waiting for any response, a handsome girl slipped
like an eel into the room occupied by the old bachelor.
“Ah! is it you, Suzanne?”
said the Chevalier de Valois, without discontinuing
his occupation, which was that of stropping his razor.
“What have you come for, my dear little jewel
of mischief?”
“I have come to tell you something
which may perhaps give you as much pleasure as pain?”
“Is it anything about Cesarine?”
“Cesarine! much I care about
your Cesarine!” she said with a saucy air, half
serious, half indifferent.
This charming Suzanne, whose present
comical performance was to exercise a great influence
in the principal personages of our history, was a
work-girl at Madame Lardot’s. One word here
on the topography of the house. The wash-rooms
occupied the whole of the ground floor. The little
courtyard was used to hang out on wire cords embroidered
handkerchiefs, collarets, capes, cuffs, frilled shirts,
cravats, laces, embroidered dresses, in
short, all the fine linen of the best families of
the town. The chevalier assumed to know from the
number of her capes in the wash how the love-affairs
of the wife of the prefect were going on. Though
he guessed much from observations of this kind, the
chevalier was discretion itself; he was never betrayed
into an epigram (he had plenty of wit) which might
have closed to him an agreeable salon. You are
therefore to consider Monsieur de Valois as a man
of superior manners, whose talents, like those of many
others, were lost in a narrow sphere. Only for,
after all, he was a man he permitted himself
certain penetrating glances which could make some
women tremble; although they all loved him heartily
as soon as they discovered the depth of his discretion
and the sympathy that he felt for their little weaknesses.
The head woman, Madame Lardot’s
factotum, an old maid of forty-six, hideous to behold,
lived on the opposite side of the passage to the chevalier.
Above them were the attics where the linen was dried
in winter. Each apartment had two rooms, one
lighted from the street, the other from the courtyard.
Beneath the chevalier’s room there lived a paralytic,
Madame Lardot’s grandfather, an old buccaneer
named Grevin, who had served under Admiral Simeuse
in India, and was now stone-deaf. As for Madame
Lardot, who occupied the other lodging on the first
floor, she had so great a weakness for persons of condition
that she may well have been thought blind to the ways
of the chevalier. To her, Monsieur de Valois
was a despotic monarch who did right in all things.
Had any of her workwomen been guilty of a happiness
attributed to the chevalier she would have said, “He
is so lovable!” Thus, though the house was of
glass, like all provincial houses, it was discreet
as a robber’s cave.
A born confidant to all the little
intrigues of the work-rooms, the chevalier never passed
the door, which usually stood open, without giving
something to his little ducks, chocolate,
bonbons, ribbons, laces, gilt crosses, and such
like trifles adored by grisettes; consequently,
the kind old gentleman was adored in return. Women
have an instinct which enables them to divine the
men who love them, who like to be near them, and exact
no payment for gallantries. In this respect women
have the instinct of dogs, who in a mixed company will
go straight to the man to whom animals are sacred.
The poor Chevalier de Valois retained
from his former life the need of bestowing gallant
protection, a quality of the seigneurs of other
days. Faithful to the system of the “petite
maison,” he liked to enrich women, the
only beings who know how to receive, because they
can always return. But the poor chevalier could
no longer ruin himself for a mistress. Instead
of the choicest bonbons wrapped in bank-bills,
he gallantly presented paper-bags full of toffee.
Let us say to the glory of Alençon that the toffee
was accepted with more joy than la Duthe ever showed
at a gilt service or a fine equipage offered by the
Comte d’Artois. All these grisettes
fully understood the fallen majesty of the Chevalier
de Valois, and they kept their private familiarities
with him a profound secret for his sake. If they
were questioned about him in certain houses when they
carried home the linen, they always spoke respectfully
of the chevalier, and made him out older than he really
was; they talked of him as a most respectable monsieur,
whose life was a flower of sanctity; but once in their
own regions they perched on his shoulders like so
many parrots. He liked to be told the secrets
which washerwomen discover in the bosom of households,
and day after day these girls would tell him the cancans
which were going the round of Alençon. He called
them his “petticoat gazettes,” his “talking
feuilletons.” Never did Monsieur de
Sartines have spies more intelligent and less expensive,
or minions who showed more honor while displaying
their rascality of mind. So it may be said that
in the mornings, while breakfasting, the chevalier
usually amused himself as much as the saints in heaven.
Suzanne was one of his favorites,
a clever, ambitious girl, made of the stuff of a Sophie
Arnold, and handsome withal, as the handsomest courtesan
invited by Titian to pose on black velvet for a model
of Venus; although her face, fine about the eyes and
forehead, degenerated, lower down, into commonness
of outline. Hers was a Norman beauty, fresh,
high-colored, redundant, the flesh of Rubens covering
the muscles of the Farnese Hercules, and not the slender
articulations of the Venus de’ Medici, Apollo’s
graceful consort.
“Well, my child, tell me your
great or your little adventure, whatever it is.”
The particular point about the chevalier
which would have made him noticeable from Paris to
Pekin, was the gentle paternity of his manner to grisettes.
They reminded him of the illustrious operatic queens
of his early days, whose celebrity was European during
a good third of the eighteenth century. It is
certain that the old gentleman, who had lived in days
gone by with that feminine nation now as much forgotten
as many other great things, like the Jesuits,
the Buccaneers, the Abbés, and the Farmers-General, had
acquired an irresistible good-humor, a kindly ease,
a laisser-aller devoid of egotism, the self-effacement
of Jupiter with Alcmene, of the king intending to be
duped, who casts his thunderbolts to the devil, wants
his Olympus full of follies, little suppers, feminine
profusions but with Juno out of the
way, be it understood.
In spite of his old green damask dressing-gown
and the bareness of the room in which he sat, where
the floor was covered with a shabby tapestry in place
of carpet, and the walls were hung with tavern-paper
presenting the profiles of Louis XVI. and members of
his family, traced among the branches of a weeping
willow with other sentimentalities invented by royalism
during the Terror, in spite of his ruins,
the chevalier, trimming his beard before a shabby old
toilet-table, draped with trumpery lace, exhaled an
essence of the eighteenth century. All the libertine
graces of his youth reappeared; he seemed to have
the wealth of three hundred thousand francs of debt,
while his vis-a-vis waited before the door. He
was grand, like Berthier on the retreat
from Moscow, issuing orders to an army that existed
no longer.
“Monsieur lé chevalier,”
replied Suzanne, drolly, “seems to me I needn’t
tell you anything; you’ve only to look.”
And Suzanne presented a side view
of herself which gave a sort of lawyer’s comment
to her words. The chevalier, who, you must know,
was a sly old bird, lowered his right eye on the grisette,
still holding the razor at his throat, and pretended
to understand.
“Well, well, my little duck,
we’ll talk about that presently. But you
are rather previous, it seems to me.”
“Why, Monsieur lé
chevalier, ought I to wait until my mother beats me
and Madame Lardot turns me off? If I don’t
get away soon to Paris, I shall never be able to marry
here, where men are so ridiculous.”
“It can’t be helped, my
dear; society is changing; women are just as much
victims to the present state of things as the nobility
themselves. After political overturn comes the
overturn of morals. Alas! before long woman won’t
exist” (he took out the cotton-wool to arrange
his ears): “she’ll lose everything
by rushing into sentiment; she’ll wring her
nerves; good-bye to all the good little pleasures of
our time, desired without shame, accepted without nonsense.”
(He polished up the little negroes’ heads.)
“Women had hysterics in those days to get their
ends, but now” (he began to laugh) “their
vapors end in charcoal. In short, marriage”
(here he picked up his pincers to remove a hair) “will
become a thing intolerable; whereas it used to be
so gay in my day! The reigns of Louis XIV. and
Louis XV. remember this, my child said
farewell to the finest manners and morals ever known
to the world.”
“But, Monsieur lé
chevalier,” said the grisette, “the matter
now concerns the morals and honor of your poor little
Suzanne, and I hope you won’t abandon her.”
“Abandon her!” cried the
chevalier, finishing his hair; “I’d sooner
abandon my own name.”
“Ah!” exclaimed Suzanne.
“Now, listen to me, you little
mischief,” said the chevalier, sitting down
on a huge sofa, formerly called a duchesse, which
Madame Lardot had been at some pains to find for him.
He drew the magnificent Suzanne before
him, holding her legs between his knees. She
let him do as he liked, although in the street she
was offish enough to other men, refusing their familiarities
partly from decorum and partly for contempt for their
commonness. She now stood audaciously in front
of the chevalier, who, having fathomed in his day
many other mysteries in minds that were far more wily,
took in the situation at a single glance. He
knew very well that no young girl would joke about
a real dishonor; but he took good care not to knock
over the pretty scaffolding of her lie as he touched
it.
“We slander ourselves,”
he said with inimitable craft; “we are as virtuous
as that beautiful biblical girl whose name we bear;
we can always marry as we please, but we are thirsty
for Paris, where charming creatures and
we are no fool get rich without trouble.
We want to go and see if the great capital of pleasures
hasn’t some young Chevalier de Valois in store
for us, with a carriage, diamonds, an opera-box, and
so forth. Russians, Austrians, Britons, have millions
on which we have an eye. Besides, we are patriotic;
we want to help France in getting back her money from
the pockets of those gentry. Hey! hey! my dear
little devil’s duck! it isn’t a bad plan.
The world you live in may cry out a bit, but success
justifies all things. The worst thing in this
world, my dear, is to be without money; that’s
our disease, yours and mine. Now inasmuch as
we have plenty of wit, we thought it would be a good
thing to parade our dear little honor, or dishonor,
to catch an old boy; but that old boy, my dear heart,
knows the Alpha and Omega of female tricks, which
means that you could easier put salt on a sparrow’s
tail than to make me believe I have anything to do
with your little affair. Go to Paris, my dear;
go at the cost of an old celibate, I won’t prevent
it; in fact, I’ll help you, for an old bachelor,
Suzanne, is the natural money-box of a young girl.
But don’t drag me into the matter. Listen,
my queen, you who know life pretty well; you would
me great harm and give me much pain, harm,
because you would prevent my marriage in a town where
people cling to morality; pain, because if you are
in trouble (which I deny, you sly puss!) I haven’t
a penny to get you out of it. I’m as poor
as a church mouse; you know that, my dear. Ah!
if I marry Mademoiselle Cormon, if I am once more
rich, of course I would prefer you to Cesarine.
You’ve always seemed to me as fine as the gold
they gild on lead; you were made to be the love of
a great seigneur. I think you so clever that
the trick you are trying to play off on me doesn’t
surprise me one bit; I expected it. You are flinging
the scabbard after the sword, and that’s daring
for a girl. It takes nerve and superior ideas
to do it, my angel, and therefore you have won my
respectful esteem.”
“Monsieur lé chevalier,
I assure you, you are mistaken, and ”
She colored, and did not dare to say
more. The chevalier, with a single glance, had
guessed and fathomed her whole plan.
“Yes, yes! I understand:
you want me to believe it,” he said. “Well!
I do believe it. But take my advice: go
to Monsieur du Bousquier. Haven’t you taken
linen there for the last six or eight months?
I’m not asking what went on between you; but
I know the man: he has immense conceit; he is
an old bachelor, and very rich; and he only spends
a quarter of a comfortable income. If you are
as clever as I suppose, you can go to Paris at his
expense. There, run along, my little doe; go
and twist him round your finger. Only, mind this:
be as supple as silk; at every word take a double
turn round him and make a knot. He is a man to
fear scandal, and if he has given you a chance to
put him in the pillory in short, understand;
threaten him with the ladies of the Maternity Hospital.
Besides, he’s ambitious. A man succeeds
through his wife, and you are handsome and clever enough
to make the fortune of a husband. Hey! the mischief!
you could hold your own against all the court ladies.”
Suzanne, whose mind took in at a flash
the chevalier’s last words, was eager to run
off to du Bousquier, but, not wishing to depart too
abruptly, she questioned the chevalier about Paris,
all the while helping him to dress. The chevalier,
however, divined her desire to be off, and favored
it by asking her to tell Cesarine to bring up his
chocolate, which Madame Lardot made for him every morning.
Suzanne then slipped away to her new victim, whose
biography must here be given.
Born of an old Alençon family, du
Bousquier was a cross between the bourgeois and the
country squire. Finding himself without means
on the death of his father, he went, like other ruined
provincials, to Paris. On the breaking out
of the Revolution he took part in public affairs.
In spite of revolutionary principles, which made a
hobby of republican honesty, the management of public
business in those days was by no means clean.
A political spy, a stock-jobber, a contractor, a man
who confiscated in collusion with the syndic of a
commune the property of emigres in order to sell them
and buy them in, a minister, and a general were all
equally engaged in public business. From 1793
to 1799 du Bousquier was commissary of provisions
to the French armies. He lived in a magnificent
hotel and was one of the matadors of finance,
did business with Ouvrard, kept open house, and led
the scandalous life of the period, the
life of a Cincinnatus, on sacks of corn harvested
without trouble, stolen rations, “little houses”
full of mistresses, in which were given splendid fêtes
to the Directors of the Republic.
The citizen du Bousquier was one of
Barras’ familiars; he was on the best of terms
with Fouche, stood very well with Bernadotte, and fully
expected to become a minister by throwing himself into
the party which secretly caballed against Bonaparte
until Marengo. If it had not been for Kellermann’s
charge and Desaix’s death, du Bousquier would
probably have become a minister. He was one of
the chief assistances of that secret government whom
Napoleon’s luck send behind the scenes in 1793.
(See “An Historical Mystery.”) The unexpected
victory of Marengo was the defeat of that party who
actually had their proclamations printed to return
to the principles of the Montagne in case the First
Consul succumbed.
Convinced of the impossibility of
Bonaparte’s triumph, du Bousquier staked the
greater part of his property on a fall in the Funds,
and kept two couriers on the field of battle.
The first started for Paris when Melas’
victory was certain; the second, starting four hours
later, brought the news of the defeat of the Austrians.
Du Bousquier cursed Kellermann and Desaix; he dared
not curse Bonaparte, who might owe him millions.
This alternative of millions to be earned and present
ruin staring him in the face, deprived the purveyor
of most of his faculties: he became nearly imbecile
for several days; the man had so abused his health
by excesses that when the thunderbolt fell upon him
he had no strength to resist. The payment of his
bills against the Exchequer gave him some hopes for
the future, but, in spite of all efforts to ingratiate
himself, Napoleon’s hatred to the contractors
who had speculated on his defeat made itself felt;
du Bousquier was left without a sou. The immorality
of his private life, his intimacy with Barras and
Bernadotte, displeased the First Consul even more than
his manoeuvres at the Bourse, and he struck du Bousquier’s
name from the list of the government contractors.
Out of all his past opulence du Bousquier
saved only twelve hundred francs a year from an investment
in the Grand Livre, which he had happened to
place there by pure caprice, and which saved him from
penury. A man ruined by the First Consul interested
the town of Alençon, to which he now returned, where
royalism was secretly dominant. Du Bousquier,
furious against Bonaparte, relating stories against
him of his meanness, of Josephine’s improprieties,
and all the other scandalous anecdotes of the last
ten years, was well received.
About this time, when he was somewhere
between forty and fifty, du Bousquier’s appearance
was that of a bachelor of thirty-six, of medium height,
plump as a purveyor, proud of his vigorous calves,
with a strongly marked countenance, a flattened nose,
the nostrils garnished with hair, black eyes with
thick lashes, from which darted shrewd glances like
those of Monsieur de Talleyrand, though somewhat dulled.
He still wore republican whiskers and his hair very
long; his hands, adorned with bunches of hair on each
knuckle, showed the power of his muscular system in
their prominent blue veins. He had the chest of
the Farnese Hercules, and shoulders fit to carry the
stocks. Such shoulders are seen nowadays only
at Tortoni’s. This wealth of masculine
vigor counted for much in du Bousquier’s relations
with others. And yet in him, as in the chevalier,
symptoms appeared which contrasted oddly with the
general aspect of their persons. The late purveyor
had not the voice of his muscles. We do not mean
that his voice was a mere thread, such as we sometimes
hear issuing from the mouth of these walruses; on
the contrary, it was a strong voice, but stifled,
an idea of which can be given only by comparing it
with the noise of a saw cutting into soft and moistened
wood, the voice of a worn-out speculator.
In spite of the claims which the enmity
of the First Consul gave Monsieur du Bousquier to
enter the royalist society of the province, he was
not received in the seven or eight families who composed
the faubourg Saint-Germain of Alençon, among
whom the Chevalier de Valois was welcome. He
had offered himself in marriage, through her notary,
to Mademoiselle Armande, sister of the most distinguished
noble in the town; to which offer he received a refusal.
He consoled himself as best he could in the society
of a dozen rich families, former manufacturers of
the old point d’Alençon, owners of pastures and
cattle, or merchants doing a wholesale business in
linen, among whom, as he hoped, he might find a wealthy
wife. In fact, all his hopes now converged to
the perspective of a fortunate marriage. He was
not without a certain financial ability, which many
persons used to their profit. Like a ruined gambler
who advises neophytes, he pointed out enterprises
and speculations, together with the means and chances
of conducting them. He was thought a good administrator,
and it was often a question of making him mayor of
Alençon; but the memory of his underhand jobbery still
clung to him, and he was never received at the prefecture.
All the succeeding governments, even that of the Hundred
Days, refused to appoint him mayor of Alençon, a
place he coveted, which, could he have had it, would,
he thought, have won him the hand of a certain old
maid on whom his matrimonial views now turned.
Du Bousquier’s aversion to the
Imperial government had thrown him at first into the
royalist circles of Alençon, where he remained in spite
of the rebuffs he received there; but when, after the
first return of the Bourbons, he was still excluded
from the prefecture, that mortification inspired him
with a hatred as deep as it was secret against the
royalists. He now returned to his old opinions,
and became the leader of the liberal party in Alençon,
the invisible manipulator of elections, and did immense
harm to the Restoration by the cleverness of his underhand
proceedings and the perfidy of his outward behavior.
Du Bousquier, like all those who live by their heads
only, carried on his hatreds with the quiet tranquillity
of a rivulet, feeble apparently, but inexhaustible.
His hatred was that of a negro, so peaceful that it
deceived the enemy. His vengeance, brooded over
for fifteen years, was as yet satisfied by no victory,
not even that of July, 1830.
It was not without some private intention
that the Chevalier de Valois had turned Suzanne’s
designs upon Monsieur du Bousquier. The liberal
and the royalist had mutually divined each other in
spite of the wide dissimulation with which they hid
their common hope from the rest of the town.
The two old bachelors were secretly rivals. Each
had formed a plan to marry the Demoiselle Cormon,
whom Monsieur de Valois had mentioned to Suzanne.
Both, ensconced in their idea and wearing the armor
of apparent indifference, awaited the moment when some
lucky chance might deliver the old maid over to them.
Thus, if the two old bachelors had not been kept asunder
by the two political systems of which they each offered
a living expression, their private rivalry would still
have made them enemies. Epochs put their mark
on men. These two individuals proved the truth
of that axiom by the opposing historic tints that
were visible in their faces, in their conversation,
in their ideas, and in their clothes. One, abrupt,
energetic, with loud, brusque manners, curt, rude speech,
dark in tone, in hair, in look, terrible apparently,
in reality as impotent as an insurrection, represented
the republic admirably. The other, gentle and
polished, elegant and nice, attaining his ends by the
slow and infallible means of diplomacy, faithful to
good taste, was the express image of the old courtier
regime.
The two enemies met nearly every evening
on the same ground. The war was courteous and
benign on the side of the chevalier; but du Bousquier
showed less ceremony on his, though still preserving
the outward appearances demanded by society, for he
did not wish to be driven from the place. They
themselves fully understood each other; but in spite
of the shrewd observation which provincials bestow
on the petty interests of their own little centre,
no one in the town suspected the rivalry of these
two men. Monsieur lé Chevalier de Valois
occupied a vantage-ground: he had never asked
for the hand of Mademoiselle Cormon; whereas du Bousquier,
who entered the lists soon after his rejection by
the most distinguished family in the place, had been
refused. But the chevalier believed that his rival
had still such strong chances of success that he dealt
him this coup de Jarnac with a blade (namely, Suzanne)
that was finely tempered for the purpose. The
chevalier had cast his plummet-line into the waters
of du Bousquier; and, as we shall see by the sequel,
he was not mistaken in any of his conjectures.
Suzanne tripped with a light foot
from the rue du Cours, by the rue de la Porte
de Seez and the rue du Bercail, to the rue du Cygne,
where, about five years earlier, du Bousquier had
bought a little house built of gray Jura stone, which
is something between Breton slate and Norman granite.
There he established himself more comfortably than
any householder in town; for he had managed to preserve
certain furniture and decorations from the days of
his splendor. But provincial manners and morals
obscured, little by little, the rays of this fallen
Sardanapalus; these vestiges of his former luxury now
produced the effect of a glass chandelier in a barn.
Harmony, that bond of all work, human or divine, was
lacking in great things as well as in little ones.
The stairs, up which everybody mounted without wiping
their feet, were never polished; the walls, painted
by some wretched artisan of the neighborhood, were
a terror to the eye; the stone mantel-piece, ill-carved,
“swore” with the handsome clock, which
was further degraded by the company of contemptible
candlesticks. Like the period which du Bousquier
himself represented, the house was a jumble of dirt
and magnificence. Being considered a man of leisure,
du Bousquier led the same parasite life as the chevalier;
and he who does not spend his income is always rich.
His only servant was a sort of Jocrisse, a lad of
the neighborhood, rather a ninny, trained slowly and
with difficulty to du Bousquier’s requirements.
His master had taught him, as he might an orang-outang,
to rub the floors, dust the furniture, black his boots,
brush his coats, and bring a lantern to guide him
home at night if the weather were cloudy, and clogs
if it rained. Like many other human beings, this
lad hadn’t stuff enough in him for more than
one vice; he was a glutton. Often, when du Bousquier
went to a grand dinner, he would take Rene to wait
at table; on such occasions he made him take off his
blue cotton jacket, with its big pockets hanging round
his hips, and always bulging with handkerchiefs, clasp-knives,
fruits, or a handful of nuts, and forced him to put
on a regulation coat. Rene would then stuff his
fill with the other servants. This duty, which
du Bousquier had turned into a reward, won him the
most absolute discretion from the Breton servant.
“You here, mademoiselle!”
said Rene to Suzanne when she entered; “’t’isn’t
your day. We haven’t any linen for the wash,
tell Madame Lardot.”
“Old stupid!” said Suzanne, laughing.
The pretty girl went upstairs, leaving
Rene to finish his porringer of buckwheat in boiled
milk. Du Bousquier, still in bed, was revolving
in his mind his plans of fortune; for ambition was
all that was left to him, as to other men who have
sucked dry the orange of pleasure. Ambition and
play are inexhaustible; in a well-organized man the
passions which proceed from the brain will always survive
the passions of the heart.
“Here am I,” said Suzanne,
sitting down on the bed and jangling the curtain-rings
back along the rod with despotic vehemence.
“Quesaco, my charmer?”
said the old bachelor, sitting up in bed.
“Monsieur,” said Suzanne,
gravely, “you must be astonished to see me here
at this hour; but I find myself in a condition which
obliges me not to care for what people may say about
it.”
“What does all that mean?”
said du Bousquier, crossing his arms.
“Don’t you understand
me?” said Suzanne. “I know,”
she continued, making a pretty little face, “how
ridiculous it is in a poor girl to come and nag at
a man for what he thinks a mere nothing. But if
you really knew me, monsieur, if you knew all that
I am capable of for a man who would attach himself
to me as much as I’m attached to you, you would
never repent having married me. Of course it isn’t
here, in Alençon, that I should be of service to you;
but if we went to Paris, you would see where I could
lead a man with your mind and your capacities; and
just at this time too, when they are remaking the
government from top to toe. So between
ourselves, be it said is what has
happened a misfortune? Isn’t it rather a
piece of luck, which will pay you well? Who and
what are you working for now?”
“For myself, of course!” cried du Bousquier,
brutally.
“Monster! you’ll never
be a father!” said Suzanne, giving a tone of
prophetic malediction to the words.
“Come, don’t talk nonsense,
Suzanne,” replied du Bousquier; “I really
think I am still dreaming.”
“How much more reality do you
want?” cried Suzanne, standing up.
Du Bousquier rubbed his cotton night-cap
to the top of his head with a rotatory motion, which
plainly indicated the tremendous fermentation of his
ideas.
“He actually believes it!”
thought Suzanne, “and he’s flattered.
Heaven! how easy it is to gull men!”
“Suzanne, what the devil must
I do? It is so extraordinary I, who
thought The fact is that No,
no, it can’t be ”
“What? you can’t marry me?”
“Oh! as for that, no; I have engagements.”
“With Mademoiselle Armande or
Mademoiselle Cormon, who have both refused you?
Listen to me, Monsieur du Bousquier, my honor doesn’t
need gendarmes to drag you to the mayor’s
office. I sha’n’t lack for husbands,
thank goodness! and I don’t want a man who can’t
appreciate what I’m worth. But some day
you’ll repent of the way you are behaving; for
I tell you now that nothing on earth, neither gold
nor silver, will induce me to return the good thing
that belongs to you, if you refuse to accept it to-day.”
“But, Suzanne, are you sure?”
“Oh, monsieur!” cried
the grisette, wrapping her virtue round her, “what
do you take me for? I don’t remind you of
the promises you made me, which have ruined a poor
young girl whose only blame was to have as much ambition
as love.”
Du Bousquier was torn with conflicting
sentiments, joy, distrust, calculation. He had
long determined to marry Mademoiselle Cormon; for
the Charter, on which he had just been ruminating,
offered to his ambition, through the half of her property,
the political career of a deputy. Besides, his
marriage with the old maid would put him socially
so high in the town that he would have great influence.
Consequently, the storm upraised by that malicious
Suzanne drove him into the wildest embarrassment.
Without this secret scheme, he would have married
Suzanne without hesitation. In which case, he
could openly assume the leadership of the liberal
party in Alençon. After such a marriage he would,
of course, renounce the best society and take up with
the bourgeois class of tradesmen, rich manufacturers
and graziers, who would certainly carry him in triumph
as their candidate. Du Bousquier already foresaw
the Left side.
This solemn deliberation he did not
conceal; he rubbed his hands over his head, displacing
the cap which covered its disastrous baldness.
Suzanne, meantime, like all those persons who succeed
beyond their hopes, was silent and amazed. To
hide her astonishment, she assumed the melancholy
pose of an injured girl at the mercy of her seducer;
inwardly she was laughing like a grisette at her clever
trick.
“My dear child,” said
du Bousquier at length, “I’m not to be
taken in with such bosh, not I!”
Such was the curt remark which ended
du Bousquier’s meditation. He plumed himself
on belonging to the class of cynical philosophers who
could never be “taken in” by women, putting
them, one and all, unto the same category, as suspicious.
These strong-minded persons are usually weak men who
have a special catechism in the matter of womenkind.
To them the whole sex, from queens of France to milliners,
are essentially depraved, licentious, intriguing, not
a little rascally, fundamentally deceitful, and incapable
of thought about anything but trifles. To them,
women are evil-doing queens, who must be allowed to
dance and sing and laugh as they please; they see
nothing sacred or saintly in them, nor anything grand;
to them there is no poetry in the senses, only gross
sensuality. Where such jurisprudence prevails,
if a woman is not perpetually tyrannized over, she
reduces the man to the condition of a slave. Under
this aspect du Bousquier was again the antithesis
of the chevalier. When he made his final remark,
he flung his night-cap to the foot of the bed, as Pope
Gregory did the taper when he fulminated an excommunication;
Suzanne then learned for the first time that du Bousquier
wore a toupet covering his bald spot.
“Please to remember, Monsieur
du Bousquier,” she replied majestically, “that
in coming here to tell you of this matter I have done
my duty; remember that I have offered you my hand,
and asked for yours; but remember also that I behaved
with the dignity of a woman who respects herself.
I have not abased myself to weep like a silly fool;
I have not insisted; I have not tormented you.
You now know my situation. You must see that
I cannot stay in Alençon: my mother would beat
me, and Madame Lardot rides a hobby of principles;
she’ll turn me off. Poor work-girl that
I am, must I go to the hospital? must I beg my bread?
No! I’d rather throw myself into the Brillanté
or the Sarthe. But isn’t it better that
I should go to Paris? My mother could find an
excuse to send me there, an uncle who wants
me, or a dying aunt, or a lady who sends for me.
But I must have some money for the journey and for you
know what.”
This extraordinary piece of news was
far more startling to du Bousquier than to the Chevalier
de Valois. Suzanne’s fiction introduced
such confusion into the ideas of the old bachelor that
he was literally incapable of sober reflection.
Without this agitation and without his inward delight
(for vanity is a swindler which never fails of its
dupe), he would certainly have reflected that, supposing
it were true, a girl like Suzanne, whose heart was
not yet spoiled, would have died a thousand deaths
before beginning a discussion of this kind and asking
for money.
“Will you really go to Paris, then?” he
said.
A flash of gayety lighted Suzanne’s
gray eyes as she heard these words; but the self-satisfied
du Bousquier saw nothing.
“Yes, monsieur,” she said.
Du Bousquier then began bitter lamentations:
he had the last payments to make on his house; the
painter, the mason, the upholsterers must be paid.
Suzanne let him run on; she was listening for the figures.
Du Bousquier offered her three hundred francs.
Suzanne made what is called on the stage a false exit;
that is, she marched toward the door.
“Stop, stop! where are you going?”
said du Bousquier, uneasily. “This is what
comes of a bachelor’s life!” thought he.
“The devil take me if I ever did anything more
than rumple her collar, and, lo and behold! she makes
THAT a ground to put her hand in one’s pocket!”
“I’m going, monsieur,”
replied Suzanne, “to Madame Granson, the treasurer
of the Maternity Society, who, to my knowledge, has
saved many a poor girl in my condition from suicide.”
“Madame Granson!”
“Yes,” said Suzanne, “a
relation of Mademoiselle Cormon, the president of
the Maternity Society. Saving your presence, the
ladies of the town have created an institution to
protect poor creatures from destroying their infants,
like that handsome Faustine of Argentan who was
executed for it three years ago.”
“Here, Suzanne,” said
du Bousquier, giving her a key, “open that secretary,
and take out the bag you’ll find there:
there’s about six hundred francs in it; it is
all I possess.”
“Old cheat!” thought Suzanne,
doing as he told her, “I’ll tell about
your false toupet.”
She compared du Bousquier with that
charming chevalier, who had given her nothing, it
is true, but who had comprehended her, advised her,
and carried all grisettes in his heart.
“If you deceive me, Suzanne,”
cried du Bousquier, as he saw her with her hand in
the drawer, “you ”
“Monsieur,” she said,
interrupting him with ineffable impertinence, “wouldn’t
you have given me money if I had asked for it?”
Recalled to a sense of gallantry,
du Bousquier had a remembrance of past happiness and
grunted his assent. Suzanne took the bag and
departed, after allowing the old bachelor to kiss her,
which he did with an air that seemed to say, “It
is a right which costs me dear; but it is better than
being harried by a lawyer in the court of assizes
as the seducer of a girl accused of infanticide.”
Suzanne hid the sack in a sort of
gamebag made of osier which she had on her arm, all
the while cursing du Bousquier for his stinginess;
for one thousand francs was the sum she wanted.
Once tempted of the devil to desire that sum, a girl
will go far when she has set foot on the path of trickery.
As she made her way along the rue du Bercail, it came
into her head that the Maternity Society, presided
over by Mademoiselle Cormon, might be induced to complete
the sum at which she had reckoned her journey to Paris,
which to a grisette of Alençon seemed considerable.
Besides, she hated du Bousquier. The latter had
evidently feared a revelation of his supposed misconduct
to Madame Granson; and Suzanne, at the risk of not
getting a penny from the society, was possessed with
the desire, on leaving Alençon, of entangling the
old bachelor in the inextricable meshes of a provincial
slander. In all grisettes there is something
of the malevolent mischief of a monkey. Accordingly,
Suzanne now went to see Madame Granson, composing
her face to an expression of the deepest dejection.