My companion had surprised me by a
sudden change of demeanour, for which I could not
account, and I was watching him out of the tail of
my eye from behind a pillar in the nave of the church
which we were exploring. We had just been viewing
the recumbent figure of a famous Lord Warden of the
western English march, that lay on a raised tomb in
the north transept, and after I had blazoned the coat
of arms and admired the dignity of the carving, I
passed on into the nave, but my companion had not
followed me.
I noted that he was extraordinarily
interested in this figure of Lord Wharton, and I watched
him, as I have said, with attention.
Then, driven seemingly by sudden impulse,
he lifted his right hand and dealt the stone figure
a swift buffet with his fist. At once he glanced
round hurriedly ashamed, evidently, of his
action and rejoined me in the nave without
comment, trusting, doubtless, that I had not observed
him.
I was infinitely astonished, for Maxwell,
my companion on our bicycling and walking tour, was
a quiet, somewhat dour but devout Scot, a history
scholar of Balliol College, and usually most reticent
of emotion. I talked of Border ballads and Lord
Wardens of the marches, and endeavoured to draw him
on the subject, but he made no response.
Then I sang softly
’As I went down the
water side
None but my foe to be my guide.’
Hereat his eyes flashed, and he responded
with extended fist:
’I lighted down,
my sword did draw
I hackit him in pieces sma’.’
Then turning swiftly upon me he said sternly:
‘You mustn’t quote
the Border Ballads to me; I have them in my blood.’
He looked so strange that at once
I changed the conversation and suggested that we should
ascend Wild Boar’s Fell that afternoon, and
return for supper at the inn where we proposed stopping
the night.
He assented, and we had a fine climb
and a glorious view over the West Borderland; we could
see Skiddaw and Helvellyn to the north-west, and even
thought we saw Criffel looming in the haze beyond Solway;
to the east the great hills beside Crossfell lifted
their great rampire and gave a sense of security to
the green vale below.
Reinvigorated by our walk we returned
in good heart to the inn.
After supper I thought a pipe and
Stevenson’s essay on ‘A Walking Tour’
were appropriate to my mood, but Maxwell said he was
for a stroll in the moonlight, and went out.
As he had not returned by eleven I
grew a little anxious, also a trifle annoyed at the
thought that perhaps I ought to put on my boots again
and go in search of him.
At 11.15 I determined to sally forth,
but when I was on the street and could see nobody
about I was perplexed as to where to look for him.
I turned to the church, and without
definite aim went through the gate and walked around
the church through the numerous headstones.
By the side of the north transept,
wherein was the Wharton recumbent figure, I noticed
a new-made grave, and casually looking over it saw
a dark figure lying therein. The grave was half
in the shadow of the church, half lit by the moon,
so that I could not see very distinctly, but as I
bent over it I thought I recognised with
a sudden start of horror the knickerbockers
of my friend Maxwell.
I looked about in hope of seeing some
one, but all was silent; not a sound stirred in the
village.
I must make certain, I felt, for I
could not leave the man there, whoever it might be,
so gingerly enough I let myself down into the further
end of the grave, and, taking a step forward, bent
over the body.
Yes, it was Maxwell; he was lying
in a huddled lump with his head bent forward on his
breast. I felt for his pulse, and found it beating
regularly. Thank heaven, he was not dead!
He must have fallen in by misadventure in the darkness
before the moon rose, I conjectured.
I determined to run back to the inn
for the ‘boots,’ since with another man’s
help I could lift my friend out and carry him back,
and get the doctor to attend him.
‘Boots’ was just going
to bed, and while he was searching for a rope and
a lantern I ran for the doctor, and thence back to
the graveyard.
‘Boots’ was there awaiting
me, and between us we raised Maxwell’s limp
body and then carried him slowly to the inn.
As far as we could see he had sustained
a severe concussion, but I noticed he had a big bruise
on his forehead as well as a swelling on the back
of his head. We had laid him on the sofa in the
parlour, and had just completed our investigation
when the doctor arrived. I shook hands and explained
how I had found my friend in the open grave by the
north transept so unexpectedly.
‘He hadn’t had well,
let us say, too much supper?’ asked the physician,
after he had felt the pulse and examined the limbs
to see if anything was broken.
‘No,’ I replied.
’We had supper together; he had a lemon squash
and a cup of coffee only to drink.’
‘He’s been in for a fight
then,’ said the doctor. ’Got one on
the brow, then falling into the grave has bruised
the back of the head. He’s suffering from
concussion, but nothing more, so far as I can see.
Was he a quarrelsome fellow?’ he inquired.
’Strange place in any event to come to blows
in and with whom? for we’re a peaceable
folk here save perhaps at the annual horse fair when
gipsies and others congregate in numbers, and whisky
bottles are everywhere.’
I assured him that Maxwell was a quiet
Oxford scholar, and incapable of brawling.
The doctor drew a bottle of strong
smelling salts from his pocket and applied them to
Maxwell’s nostrils.
‘He’s coming round,’
he said; ’we’ll just give him some sal
volatile, and then to bed and a long rest.
In a day or two he should be all right again.’
Maxwell now opened his eyes, looked
about him dizzily, then said faintly, ‘Where
am I?’ Then still faintly, so low that only I
caught the words, ‘I could swear it was Wharton
himself.’
Thereon we took him upstairs, undressed
him and put him to bed, and after he had had his dose
of sal volatile the doctor departed, assuring
me that my friend was ‘all right,’ but
that he would look in again about midday.
I saw him off at the front door, then
I turned to the ‘Boots,’ and said in his
ear, ’Look here, I’m going out to see if
I can’t find out who the fellow was who tackled
my friend. If I want to be let in before daybreak
I’ll come and tap on your window in the yard.’
I slid a pourboire into his
hand and went off softly across the street to the
church once more, for I felt almost certain that the
fellow whoever he was would come
back some time or another to see how his victim had
fared, since conceivably the blow might have proved
mortal. Once in the churchyard I made my way on
tiptoe to the graveside. There I waited in the
re-entering angle of the transept, where the shadow
of the church was darkest, in the hope of Maxwell’s
assailant soon returning to the scene of the encounter.
I did not venture to light my pipe, fearing the smell
of tobacco might discover me.
I waited with infinite patience till
the moon lost her radiance and a pale light glimmered
through the eastern trees. Nothing had stirred,
no sound had I caught save that of an owl in the distance.
I returned to the inn, knocked up
‘Boots,’ went silently to bed, and slept
late.
As soon as I was up I went to see
how Maxwell fared, and found him sitting up and drinking
a cup of tea.
He looked a little pale, but otherwise
was not much worse for his misadventure.
‘Now,’ I said, after,
congratulating him on his recovery, ’if it doesn’t
excite you too much tell me exactly what occurred in
the churchyard last night, for ’tis an absolute
mystery to me, besides having given me an awful “gliff,”
old fellow, for I have been wondering what might have
happened if I hadn’t by the merest chance discovered
you in your premature grave.’
’I should probably have got
an infernal chill, old chap, had it not been for your
kindly foresight,’ he replied with a smile; then
with a change of tone he went on, ’But it was
the most extraordinary adventure conceivable so
extraordinary that you’ll scarcely credit me
in relating it.
’I felt curiously attracted
by the old church and the tomb within, so I went across
after leaving you and wandered about the churchyard.
Close beside the corner of the north transept was
the empty grave, as you know, and beside it a quaint
old headstone with an interesting coat-of-arms upon
it. I knelt down and tried to decipher the blazon
in the moonlight.
’Suddenly I felt as if some
one were near me some one with an ill intent,
and, turning, saw stepping out of the shadow a figure
with its face outlined against the moon, the exact
image of the Lord Warden on the tomb in the transept.
I felt the same access of rage I had experienced in
the church sweep over me. I clenched my fists
unconsciously. “You’re one of the
false Maxwells?” he said threateningly.
“And you’re a damned murderer,” I
retorted, and let out at him with my fists. At
that moment I felt a sharp, stinging blow on my temple,
and, reeling backward, tripped and fell in
a night of stars as it were all of a huddle
into the empty grave.’
Maxwell stopped, looked me directly
in the face. ’That’s all I remember and
that’s an exact description of my strange adventure.’
Whilst I was recovering from my astonishment
at his weird story, the doctor was announced, and
came forward to shake hands with his patient.
‘Tell the doctor,’ said
Maxwell to me, ’exactly what I have told you,
and let us hear what he has to say.’
I obeyed, and when I had concluded
I inquired if he felt able to put any faith in the
relation.
‘Doctors are often a sceptical
folk,’ he replied with a smile, ’but if
they are wise they try to account for things.
Once out of curiosity I stayed a night in a “haunted
house,” as it was called, and I confess I did
not like the experience. I had that curious feeling
as of a hostile presence which your friend evidently
had both in the church and in the churchyard.
I saw nothing, but I had strange impressions borne
in on me, and I heard noises I could not account for.’
’Have you ever heard of any
one having encountered the form or wraith of this
Lord Warden of old?’ I inquired.
’I don’t think any one
in the village would wander in the churchyard after
dark,’ he replied, smiling. Then he rose
up to go, saying he had another appointment, but promised
to call again in the afternoon with a sleeping draught,
and hoped his patient would be quite well in the morning.
I accompanied him to the inn door,
and went down the street with him.
‘Tell me,’ I said, ’exactly
what you do think, for if I mistake not you were purposely
reticent with my friend just now.’
‘I was,’ he said, after
a pause, ’because I had reasons. Promise
not to mention to your friend either now or at any
time later ’ I gave the required
promise, and waited eagerly for his response.
‘Well,’ he said slowly,
’I once got a “gliff” myself in exactly
the same place as I made a short cut through the churchyard
one autumn evening. I was not thinking of the
dead Warden or the tomb in the transept, and yet ‘twas
none other that I saw.’
Then he added gravely, ’These
things are not good for the nerves. Wherefore
I would advise you to take your friend off as soon
as possible, and don’t let him visit the churchyard
again.’