Arabella Chick’s party seemed
to break up very suddenly when the guests saw that
soldier-dog with the gun waiting outside the door.
Buddy Pigg slipped out of a back window, and ran home
with his tail behind him. Oh, excuse me, guinea
pigs don’t have a tail, do they? Anyhow
he ran home, and so did Sammie and Susie Littletail,
and Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, and the Wibblewobble
children, and Peetie and Jackie Bow Wow too.
But, of course, Arabella Chick couldn’t
run home because she was at home already, so she just
looked out of the window once more, and there the
dog-soldier stood, and he was looking in his gun to
see if it was loaded.
“Well, is Uncle Wiggily coming out?” called
the dog again.
“I guess I am — that
is — are you sure you want me?” asked
the poor old gentleman rabbit, puzzled like.
“Yes, of course I want you,” replied the
dog.
“Then I guess I’ve got
to go!” exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, as he looked
for his crutch and valise. “I guess this
is the end of my fortune-hunting. Goodbye everybody!”
And he felt so badly that two big tears rolled down
his ears — I mean his eyes.
Well, he bravely walked out of the
door, and as he did so the dog-soldier, with the gun,
exclaimed:
“Ah, here you are at last!
Now hurry up, Uncle Wiggily, or we’ll be late
for the parade!”
And, would you believe it? that dog
was good, kind, old Percival, who used to be in a
circus. And of course he wouldn’t hurt the
rabbit gentleman for anything. Percival just
put his gun to his shoulder, and said:
“Come on, we’ll get in the parade now.”
“Parade? What parade?”
asked Uncle Wiggily. “Oh my! how you frightened
me!”
“Why the Decoration Day parade,”
answered Percival. “To-day is the day when
we put flowers on the soldiers’ graves, and remember
them for being so brave as to go to war. All
old soldiers march in the parade, and so do all their
friends. I’m going to march, and I’m
going to put flowers on a lot of soldiers’ graves.
I happened to remember that you were once in the war,
so I came for you. I didn’t mean to scare
you. You were in the war, weren’t you?”
“Yes,” said Uncle Wiggily,
happy now because he knew he wasn’t going to
get shot, “I once went to war, and killed a lot
of mosquitoes.”
“Good! I thought so!”
exclaimed Percival. “Well, I met Grandfather
Goosey Gander, and he said he thought you were at
this party, so I came for you. Come on, now,
the parade is almost ready to start.”
“Oh, how you did frighten us!”
exclaimed Arabella, whose heart was still going pitter-patter.
“We thought you were going to hurt Uncle Wiggily,
Percival.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry I alarmed
you,” spoke the circus dog politely. “I
won’t do it again.”
Well, in a little while Percival and
Uncle Wiggily were at the parade. The old gentleman
rabbit left his satchel at Arabella’s house,
and only took his crutch. But he limped along
just like a real soldier, and Percival carried his
gun as bravely as one could wish.
Oh, I wish you could have heard the
bands playing, and the drums beating — the
little kind that sound like when you drop beans on
the kitchen oil-cloth, and the big drums, that go
“Boom-boom!” like thunder and lightning,
and the fifes that squeak like a mouse in the cheese
trap, and then the big blaring horns, that make a
sound like a circus performance.
They were all there, and there were
lots of soldiers and horses and wagons filled with
flowers to put on the graves of the soldiers, who were
so brave that they didn’t mind going to war
to fight for their country, though war is a terrible
thing.
Then the march began, and Uncle Wiggily
and Percival stepped out as brave as anyone in all
the parade. Oh, how fine they looked! and, when
they marched past, all the animal people, and some
real boys and girls, and papas and mammas clapped
their hands and cried “Hurrah!” at the
sight of the old gentleman rabbit limping along on
his crutch, with the dog-soldier marching beside him.
“Who knows,” whispered
Percival to Uncle Wiggily, “who knows but what
you may discover your fortune to-day?”
“Indeed I may,” answer Uncle Wiggily.
“Who knows?”
Well, that was a fine parade.
But something happened. I was afraid it would,
but I’ll tell you all about it, and you can see
for yourself whether or not I was right.
All of a sudden one man, with a big
horn — a horn large enough to put a loaf
of mother’s bread down inside the noisy end — all
of a sudden this man blew a terrible blast — “Umpty-umpty-Umph!
Umph!” My, what a noise he made on that horn.
Now, right in front of this man was
a little boy-duck riding on a pony. Yes, you’ve
guessed who he was — he was Jimmy Wibblewobble.
And when that man blew the loud blast, the pony was
frightened, and ran away with Jimmie on his back.
Faster and faster ran the pony, and
Jimmie Wibblewobble clung to his back, fearing every
moment he would be thrown off. In and out among
the people and animals in the parade, in and out among
trolley cars and automobiles, in and out, and from
one side to another of the street ran the frightened
pony.
“Oh, poor Jimmie will be killed!” cried
Percival.
“No, he will not, for I will
save him!” shouted Uncle Wiggily. So that
brave rabbit ran right out to where he saw Munchie
Trot, the little pony boy.
“Let me jump on your back, Munchie,”
said Uncle Wiggily, “and then we’ll race
after that runaway pony and grab off poor Jimmie.
And run as fast as you can, Munchie!”
“I certainly will!” cried
Munchie. So Uncle Wiggily got on Munchie’s
back, and away they started after the runaway pony.
Faster and faster ran Munchie, and
by this time the other little horsie was getting tired.
Jimmie was still clinging to his back, and asking him
not to run so fast, but the pony was so frightened
he didn’t listen to the duck-boy.
Then, just as he was going to run
into a hot peanut wagon, and maybe toss Jimmie off
into the red-hot roaster, all at once Uncle Wiggily,
on Munchie’s back, galloped up alongside of
the runaway pony. And as quick as you can drink
a glass of lemonade, Uncle Wiggily grabbed Jimmie up
on Munchie’s back beside him, and so saved the
duck-boy’s life. And then the runaway pony
stopped short, all of a sudden, and didn’t bump
into the hot peanut wagon, after all, and he was sorry
he had run away, and scared folks.
Then the Decoration Day parade went
on, and everyone said how brave Uncle Wiggily was.
But he hadn’t yet found his fortune, and so in
the story after this in case our front porch doesn’t
run away, and take the back steps with it, so I have
to sleep on the doormat, I’ll tell you about
Uncle Wiggily in the fountain.