THE PILOT GOES OVERBOARD
Good and Roger Wynrod sat in the latter’s
office one afternoon, about a week later, discussing,
as was their regular habit, the day’s paper.
This conference had always been a one-sided one, but
of late the balance had shifted. At first Good
had done the talking and Roger had listened.
Now it was the other way around. That the change
was not displeasing to Good was manifest from the
faint smile which played around his lips. He
smoked his pipe gravely and had very little to say.
He acquiesced in everything and made no suggestions.
When matters of a routine nature had
been disposed of, Roger leaned back in his chair and
lighted a cigarette.
“I had lunch the other day with
Dick Menefee, Corey’s new advertising manager,”
he said with a reminiscent chuckle. “He
was in my class in college same society
and all that. First thing he asked me was why
The Dispatch was on their blacklist.”
“I suppose you told him?”
“With variations. Also
I told him one or two things they probably don’t
know at Corey’s.”
“About ?”
“Yes. It interested him
because he doesn’t cotton to Joe much better
than we do.”
“What happened?”
“Well, Dick’s an independent
sort of a chap, with some fancy ideas of his own.
He couldn’t see why they should pass up a chance
to sell goods to our readers just for spite.
I tried to explain it to him, but he didn’t
seem impressed. He said he was going to stir things
up.”
“Did he?”
Roger smiled. “Rather!
I saw him again yesterday. It seems they had a
most beautiful row. Dick resigned and Faxon threatened
to, and Corey couldn’t make up his mind whether
he’d fire ’em before they had a chance
to resign. Oh, it was a jolly mess ... but we’ll
have a contract like the old one in a day or two!”
“Not really?”
“Big as life. Menefee pointed
out to them that while they could use their advertising
appropriation as a club, it was only a stuffed club.
If any paper had sense enough to call the bluff all
they could do was to crawl as gracefully as possible.
He raked up a lot of old records and showed Corey
where he was losing cold dollars by staying out of
The Dispatch. He said he didn’t
know what the rest of them were but he was a business
man, and he didn’t give a damn what sort of stuff
a paper ran if it sold goods for him. That struck
the old man as pretty good sense, and he refused to
accept Dick’s resignation. Faxon saw which
way the wind had shifted and reefed his canvas.
Anyway ... they’re coming back.”
“The other stores will follow, I suppose.”
“They’re bound to,”
cried Roger. “They’re bluffed to a
standstill, and they know it. With Corey’s
backing down they’ve got to follow suit pride
or no pride.”
“I suppose you’re pretty
pleased,” said Good with a smile.
“Pleased? Honest, I’m
tickled pink! I feel as if I’d been sitting
in on a sky-the-limit game boosting the ante with
a pair of shoe-strings. I’ve felt like
passing lots of times. Without you at my elbow
I guess I’d have done it.”
“You think that’s unusual?”
“Maybe not that. But I do feel well like
a burglar.”
“My dear boy,” laughed
Good, “I’m not much of a business man,
but I think a general show-down would reveal a lot
of jokers in front of chaps who are playing like royal
flushes. A good face with an empty hand wins
in other games besides poker. You can’t
bank nerve but you can draw checks on it.”
As he finished speaking, a boy entered
and handed him a card. He glanced at it, hesitated
a moment, scratching his head thoughtfully, and then,
with an inscrutable smile, passed it to Roger.
“It’s for you, lad.”
“But didn’t he ask for you?” said
Roger surprisedly.
“Yes but he made a mistake.”
“All right show him in.”
A moment later a round little man,
with bulging eyes which peered near-sightedly and
with a curiously worried expression from beneath a
deeply furrowed forehead, seated himself at the desk
behind which Roger was seated.
“Mr. Good,” he began, “I ...”
Good, who had withdrawn his chair
unobtrusively into a corner, spoke quietly.
“You’re addressing Mr. Wynrod. He’s
the man you want to see.”
The little man did not hesitate.
“I see. Well, Mr. Wynrod, I am Mr. Burdick Philemon
P. Burdick. Possibly you’ve heard of me?”
He paused, and when there was no response, proceeded,
apparently neither surprised nor disappointed.
“Evidently you have not. However, that is
immaterial quite immaterial. The purpose of my
call is not to acquaint you with myself, but with
my work.” He paused again.
“Yes?”
“I have come, sir, to seek your
assistance the assistance of your excellent
publication, I should say.”
Roger stirred a trifle uneasily, and
Mr. Burdick, the worried expression in his eyes deepening,
hurried on, as if fearful of interruption.
“First I wish to congratulate
you upon The Dispatch. It is doing a noble
work. The community owes you a debt of gratitude,
sir, a very great debt.”
“Thank you,” murmured the young man at
the desk.
“But there is one thing a
little thing, and yet a great thing which
you have left undone. It is my purpose now to
ascertain your position in the matter.”
“Yes?” Roger looked puzzled.
“If you knew me better you would
know that I am very deeply interested in what is rather
unfortunately called the single-tax. Now...”
Again Roger stirred, but this time
Mr. Burdick, his eyes shining with zeal, and little
drops of perspiration standing out all over his forehead,
appeared not to notice the fact. He continued
as if he were conscious of no interruption.
“... the theory of the single-tax
is so absolutely in accord with common sense that
one needs only to become familiar with it to become
enthusiastic. All that is necessary to make the
single, or land tax, an accomplished fact, and to
bring about immediately the complete abolition of
poverty, sir, is publicity. But there’s
the rub ”
He halted a moment to mop his glistening
brow. His sincerity was indisputable, but his
countenance was so incongruously droll that even Good,
sitting quietly in the shadow, and not feeling at all
like laughter, found it difficult to repress a smile.
“Yes, sir,” continued
Mr. Burdick, “there’s the rub. We
need publicity. But most avenues, I regret to
say, are closed to us. Most mediums are afraid
of us. They look upon us as dangerous radicals.
Of course that’s absurd. Look at me do
I look like a dangerous radical?”
It would have required a bigot indeed
to so characterise the stout little gentleman who
looked as if harsh words would bring tears to his
eyes. Roger made a sound in his throat which was
meant to signify derision at the thought, but which,
to Good, sounded suspiciously like an abortive chuckle.
“Yes, it is absurd. But
the fact remains. Most newspapers are unwilling
to advance the cause. Instead of getting down
on their knees to the memory of Henry George, they
deride it yes, sir, they deride it!”
Roger tried to look his horror, and
Mr. Burdick went on vigorously.
“I say most newspapers.
And I say it with a purpose, sir. I don’t
suppose you can guess what it is?” He smiled
archly, and when Roger could not guess, he added,
with profound conviction, “The Dispatch,
thank God, is not like most papers. It is free,
daring, original. I ask you, sir, to use it in
a cause worthy of all its freedom, its daring, its
originality. I ask you yes, I command
you to put its tremendous and growing power
behind the greatest movement of the age, that...”
“You mean...”
“I mean,” said Mr. Burdick
with solemnity, as if he were conferring an accolade,
“I mean that I seek the enlistment of The
Dispatch under the glowing banner of the single-tax.”
He folded his arms and waited for
a reply. Roger cast a troubled glance at Good,
and turned away helplessly from the blank countenance
which met him. It seemed to the tall man, studying
his protege narrowly through half-closed lids, that
he was indecisive. But he waited hopefully.
He was not certain. Presently Roger bit off the
end of a cigar, and chewed it thoughtfully. Then
he squared his shoulders and the light of resolution
came into his eyes. Good sighed contentedly.
He had been mistaken.
“I guess you don’t quite
understand The Dispatch, Mr. Burdick,”
said Roger quietly, but none the less firmly.
“It doesn’t take sides.”
“But the single-tax....”
“It makes no difference what the side is.
We’re not partisan.”
“But, my dear sir,” cried
Mr. Burdick, a quite unsuspected temper manifesting
itself. “It’s not a political party.
It’s not a religion. It’s not dogmatic
in any sense. It’s just an idea.
You seem to favour advanced ideas. You give space
... why, you had two columns about a socialist meeting
that was raided by the police!”
“I know,” said Roger gently. “But that
was news.”
The subtle distinctions implied in
that sentence appeared to halt the little man for
a moment. But he was not long daunted.
“Well,” he cried triumphantly,
“wasn’t the abolition of slavery news?
Wouldn’t the abolition of poverty be news?
My dear young man ” His tone became
unmistakably patronising. “It would be the
most tremendous piece of news you could possibly print.
Everything else would pale into insignificance beside
it. Why....”
“Mr. Burdick,” Roger’s
voice was a trifle cold. The intimation of patronage
had annoyed him. “Personally I might have
all kinds of sympathy with the idea you represent.
But that has nothing to do with it. We’re
running a newspaper nothing else.
We print news not opinions. The distinction
must be clear to you, I’m sure.” His
momentary irritation had vanished, and he finished
with a friendly smile.
But Mr. Burdick’s wrath was
not to be thus easily assuaged.
“Then you decline to take any
interest in our cause?” he demanded belligerently,
his sudden truculence contrasting very curiously with
his peaceful face. As a matter of fact, no one
could be more keenly conscious of his inadequate appearance
than he was himself. More than once he had stood
before his mirror and cursed the image which blinked
timidly back at him. A man of less will would
have yielded and become resignedly subject to the
body which Nature had imposed upon him. But Mr.
Burdick was a man of rare spirit.
“You don’t believe in
it, do you?” he continued, in a voice which had
become shrill. “You’re opposed to
it?”
“On the contrary ”
“Then why....” Obviously Mr. Burdick
was exasperated.
“My dear Mr. Burdick,”
said Roger patiently, “I’ve already told
you. Your cause is a good one sure.
But so’s the Y. M. C. A. So are foreign missions.
So’s the Republican Party now and
then. But causes aren’t news. You
talk about the abolition of slavery. Sure that
was news ... after the abolition. Go ahead
and abolish poverty I don’t care
how little and we’ll give you the
run of the paper. But you’ve got to break
out. You’ve got to make news. If
you can’t make it by abolishing poverty, hire
a hall and get pinched ... we’ll give you two
columns too.”
“If you are endeavouring to
be flippant ...” began Mr. Burdick, rising,
and drawing himself up to his full height which
was not very impressive, as none knew better than
himself.
“No,” said Roger very
earnestly. “I’m not. I never
was more serious in my life. Only you won’t
understand. People with axes to grind never do.
They always get sore when we won’t help the job.
You see....”
“I shall wish you a very good
afternoon,” said Mr. Burdick stiffly.
Roger shrugged his shoulders.
“As you please. I hope the wish comes true.”
The little man ignored the persiflage.
He clapped his hat down on his head savagely, and
beat what was intended for a very dignified retreat,
but which, for reasons over which the poor man had
no control, fell short of the intention in several
essential particulars.
“And say,” called Roger,
as his visitor reached the doorway, “don’t
get sore. Drop in occasionally and have a chat.”
The slamming door was the only response.
Roger laughed and turned to Good who had sat like
a graven image all through the interview.
“Well how did it go?”
For reply Good rose and stretched
himself and yawned prodigiously all of
which procedure was an elaborate simulation of emotions
which he did not in the least feel. He then walked
over to the desk and carefully emptied his pipe.
And finally, with sustained deliberateness, he held
out his great hand.
“Put it there, my boy,”
he said gravely. But Roger had hardly complied,
eyeing him curiously the while, when Good’s hand
dropped and he walked to the window. It was several
minutes before he turned and met the younger man’s
gaze with his own.
“I guess I can go now,”
he said in a voice which seemed at once triumphant
and inexpressibly sad.
“I don’t understand....”
“You’ve learned all I
have to teach you, lad.” Good’s deep
voice was low, but it reverberated sonorously in the
little room. “You’re on the bridge
now. You’re in deep water. You can
drop the pilot.”
“What the dickens are you driving at, anyway?”
“I’m quitting, Roger.”
The words were said almost in a whisper, and the deep-set,
wistful eyes gleamed very tenderly. “My
work’s done. It’s up to you now.”
“You don’t mean ... you’re
not leaving the paper? Why, that’s nonsense!
It can’t be. What’s upset you, anyhow?
Oh, come, this won’t do, you know. I won’t
have it. I simply won’t. Why, good
Lord, man I’d be lost!”
“No.” Good shook
his head and his voice vibrated as if he found it
difficult to hold it in check. “You’re
free now. This talk proved it. You don’t
need me any longer. I’ve done my work.
It’s time to wander.”
“But w-w-why?”
stammered Roger. “Can’t you give any
reason? What’s the trouble at the bottom
of it? You haven’t had a fuss with sis,
have you? Surely you’re not doing this
just because I’m more on my feet than I was?
I’m far from not needing you, God knows.
Aren’t there other reasons?”
“Yes,” said Good dully, “there are
other reasons.”
“Well, good Lord,” cried
Roger in exasperation mingled with alarm. “Won’t
you tell them?”
“No,” said Good shortly,
“I won’t.” Then, abruptly, he
held out his hand. “Good-bye, lad.
Here’s luck.” His voice broke, and
he turned. Before Roger could get around the
desk to him, the door had closed and he was gone.
The young man stood with his jaw hanging.
He was utterly nonplussed. Good had gone out
of his life as suddenly, as unreasonably, as amazingly
as he had come into it. He racked his brains futilely
for an explanation. Had he been a trifle younger
it is probable that he would have wept.
It was the end of the day, and darkness
had fallen. But even if it had been the first
hour of the morning he would have gone home at once.
The office had become unendurable.
He found Judith having tea with Imrie.
Though of a thoroughly objective nature, not given
to unnecessary straying into imaginative by-paths,
particularly those with unpleasant endings, Roger was
far from insensible to the grim irony of the situation.
He almost laughed as he told his news.
Judith received the tidings more calmly
than he had anticipated. Indeed, he could not
recall, subsequently, that she said anything at all.
It is possible, however, that she said more than he
heard. The fact was that rather more instinctively
than consciously, he watched, most closely, the effect
of the intelligence upon Imrie.
But whatever Imrie’s emotions,
he concealed them well. He said very little,
managing to express his surprise and regret with an
apparently quite genuine sincerity. In a few
moments he recalled a forgotten engagement, and left.
It was not lost upon Roger that his tea was untasted....
Judith, however, recalled him to less
recondite speculation.
“It’s absurd, of course,”
she said in a voice which struck him as very strange
and mechanical. “He can’t leave us
like this. It’s too ridiculous.”
For a moment he thought her feeling was one of resentment.
“Where can I reach him?” she asked abruptly.
He concluded that it was something quite different.
“God knows,” he said.
“But don’t worry. It’s just
a tantrum. He’ll be back.”
“Did you ever know him to have
a tantrum?” demanded Judith, almost fiercely.
Roger was startled. He had never seen his sister
look or act just like that before. He tried,
unsuccessfully, to guess what it all signified.
“Call up the office and see
if you can get his address,” she ordered.
Obediently he went to the telephone. When he returned,
she was pacing slowly to and fro before the fireplace.
Her mouth was curiously set, with what sentiments
he could not tell, and her eyebrows were drawn together
in two deep incisions. At her unspoken question
he shook his head.
“But I must find him I
simply must, you know,” she cried petulantly,
like a child. He could only shrug his shoulders.
“It’s so utterly silly,” she murmured.
Suddenly she ceased pacing the floor,
to stand staring, glassy-eyed, at him ... and then,
like a pricked balloon, she collapsed inertly on the
lounge, her face buried in her arms. Her heaving
back and the sound from the cushions, needed no explanation.
Roger stole softly from the room.
He wondered, uncomfortably, as he went upstairs, if
he would ever understand women. Being about to
marry one, it struck him that some sort of understanding
was rather important.