PUSHMI-pullyus are now extinct.
That means, there aren’t any more. But
long ago, when Doctor Dolittle was alive, there were
some of them still left in the deepest jungles of
Africa; and even then they were very, very scarce.
They had no tail, but a head at each end, and sharp
horns on each head. They were very shy and terribly
hard to catch. The black men get most of their
animals by sneaking up behind them while they are
not looking. But you could not do this with the
pushmi-pullyu-because, no matter which way
you came towards him, he was always facing you.
And besides, only one half of him slept at a time.
The other head was always awake-and watching.
This was why they were never caught and never seen
in Zoos. Though many of the greatest huntsmen
and the cleverest menagerie-keepers spent years of
their lives searching through the jungles in all weathers
for pushmi-pullyus, not a single one had ever been
caught. Even then, years ago, he was the only
animal in the world with two heads.
Well, the monkeys set out hunting
for this animal through the forest. And after
they had gone a good many miles, one of them found
peculiar footprints near the edge of a river; and
they knew that a pushmi-pullyu must be very near that
spot.
Then they went along the bank of the
river a little way and they saw a place where the
grass was high and thick; and they guessed that he
was in there.
So they all joined hands and made
a great circle round the high grass. The pushmi-pullyu
heard them coming; and he tried hard to break through
the ring of monkeys. But he couldn’t do
it. When he saw that it was no use trying to
escape, he sat down and waited to see what they wanted.
They asked him if he would go with
Doctor Dolittle and be put on show in the Land of
the White Men.
But he shook both his heads hard and
said, “Certainly not!”
They explained to him that he would
not be shut up in a menagerie but would just be looked
at. They told him that the Doctor was a very
kind man but hadn’t any money; and people would
pay to see a two-headed animal and the Doctor would
get rich and could pay for the boat he had borrowed
to come to Africa in.
But he answered, “No.
You know how shy I am-I hate being stared
at.” And he almost began to cry.
Then for three days they tried to persuade him.
And at the end of the third day he
said he would come with them and see what kind of
a man the Doctor was, first.
So the monkeys traveled back with
the pushmi-pullyu. And when they came to where
the Doctor’s little house of grass was, they
knocked on the door.
The duck, who was packing the trunk, said, “Come
in!”
And Chee-Chee very proudly took the
animal inside and showed him to the Doctor.
“What in the world is it?”
asked John Dolittle, gazing at the strange creature.
“Lord save us!” cried
the duck. “How does it make up its mind?”
“It doesn’t look to me
as though it had any,” said Jip, the dog.
“This, Doctor,” said Chee-Chee,
“is the pushmi-pullyu-the rarest
animal of the African jungles, the only two-headed
beast in the world! Take him home with you and
your fortune’s made. People will pay any
money to see him.”
“But I don’t want any money,” said
the Doctor.
“Yes, you do,” said Dab-Dab,
the duck. “Don’t you remember how
we had to pinch and scrape to pay the butcher’s
bill in Puddleby? And how are you going to get
the sailor the new boat you spoke of-unless
we have the money to buy it?”
“I was going to make him one,” said the
Doctor.
“Oh, do be sensible!”
cried Dab-Dab. “Where would you get all
the wood and the nails to make one with?-And
besides, what are we going to live on? We shall
be poorer than ever when we get back. Chee-Chee’s
perfectly right: take the funny-looking thing
along, do!”
“Well, perhaps there is something
in what you say,” murmured the Doctor.
“It certainly would make a nice new kind of
pet. But does the er-what-do-you-call-it
really want to go abroad?”
“Yes, I’ll go,”
said the pushmi-pullyu who saw at once, from the Doctor’s
face, that he was a man to be trusted. “You
have been so kind to the animals here-and
the monkeys tell me that I am the only one who will
do. But you must promise me that if I do not
like it in the Land of the White Men you will send
me back.”
“Why, certainly-of
course, of course,” said the Doctor. “Excuse
me, surely you are related to the Deer Family, are
you not?”
“Yes,” said the pushmi-pullyu-“to
the Abyssinian Gazelles and the Asiatic Chamois-on
my mother’s side. My father’s great-grandfather
was the last of the Unicorns.”
“Most interesting!” murmured
the Doctor; and he took a book out of the trunk which
Dab-Dab was packing and began turning the pages.
“Let us see if Buffon says anything-”
“I notice,” said the duck,
“that you only talk with one of your mouths.
Can’t the other head talk as well?”
“Oh, yes,” said the pushmi-pullyu.
“But I keep the other mouth for eating-mostly.
In that way I can talk while I am eating without being
rude. Our people have always been very polite.”
When the packing was finished and
everything was ready to start, the monkeys gave a
grand party for the Doctor, and all the animals of
the jungle came. And they had pineapples and
mangoes and honey and all sorts of good things to
eat and drink.
After they had all finished eating,
the Doctor got up and said,
“My friends: I am not clever
at speaking long words after dinner, like some men;
and I have just eaten many fruits and much honey.
But I wish to tell you that I am very sad at leaving
your beautiful country. Because I have things
to do in the Land of the White Men, I must go.
After I have gone, remember never to let the flies
settle on your food before you eat it; and do not
sleep on the ground when the rains are coming.
I-er-er-I hope you
will all live happily ever after.”
When the Doctor stopped speaking and
sat down, all the monkeys clapped their hands a long
time and said to one another, “Let it be remembered
always among our people that he sat and ate with us,
here, under the trees. For surely he is the Greatest
of Men!”
And the Grand Gorilla, who had the
strength of seven horses in his hairy arms, rolled
a great rock up to the head of the table and said,
“This stone for all time shall mark the spot.”
And even to this day, in the heart
of the Jungle, that stone still is there. And
monkey-mothers, passing through the forest with their
families, still point down at it from the branches
and whisper to their children, “Sh! There
it is-look-where the Good White
Man sat and ate food with us in the Year of the Great
Sickness!”
Then, when the party was over, the
Doctor and his pets started out to go back to the
seashore. And all the monkeys went with him as
far as the edge of their country, carrying his trunk
and bags, to see him off.