Elfrey was one of the numerous public
schools brought into existence by the sudden growth
of the middle class during the nineteenth century.
Consequently it had neither money nor traditions.
The lack of the former was a severe handicap and
could only result in the scandalous underpayment of
the masters and the abominable necessity of sending
round the hat, which of course returned half empty,
whenever the school needed a new building or playing-field.
The absence of the latter was more wholesome.
Everyone had a hearty contempt for Eton and Harrow
and Winchester and considered that the fuss made about
them was ridiculous. “We could have damped
the lot at cricket last summer” was the general
opinion, and it may have been correct, so great had
Fermor been. How far this attitude was based
on mere jealousy, and how far it represented a sound
distrust of top-hats, side, and antiquated customs,
it would be difficult to decide. As a result
of their abhorrence for tradition, Elfrey had no organised
system of fagging, and each house had established
its own regime.
At Berney’s any prefect or member
of the Sixth could, theoretically, command the services
of anyone who had not a study; but this right was
little used, and it was generally felt that too great
assumption on the part of a Sixth would lead to unpopularity.
Prefects, however, as opposed to Sixths,
were accustomed to take unto themselves a small boy
and give him the use of their study on the condition
that he dusted it, cleaned their cups and plates, and
made himself generally useful. Although this
office received the derogatory title of ‘being
study-slut,’ it was, on the whole, rather sought
after, as only the more attractive and popular members
of the workroom were chosen for the position.
Martin was therefore considerably
surprised when one of the prefects, called Leopard,
adopted him in the fourth week of term. Leopard
was a genuine Olympian. He had played with distinction
in the historic Elfreyan eleven of last summer:
he was school sports champion: he had played
rackets for Elfrey at Queen’s Club: and
now he was being tried as wing three-quarter in the
rugger team. By specialising in science he had
scraped into a Sixth, and he was intending to continue
his athletic, if not his scientific, career at Cambridge.
This ambition, however, necessitated the study of
Greek, and the study of Greek necessitated for a scientist
laborious days. Leopard had discovered that
Martin was in the Lower Fifth and could write Greek
prose without howlers. He seemed also to be
quite an attractive individual, and neither law nor
custom forbade the acquisition of a second menial.
So Martin became, to his own great satisfaction,
the junior study-slut of Leopard.
Pearson, his senior in that office,
naturally attempted to make him do all the work of
tidying, but Leopard put an end to that, and it was
soon understood that Martin’s function was the
composition of correct Greek prose. This he
fulfilled efficiently and Leopard, who had recently
been harried by his instructor in Greek in a way quite
revolting to his dignity and self-respect, found life
at once more easy and more honourable. He became
very intimate with Martin and would talk to him at
great length in a patronising but amusing way:
he would even allow Martin to rag him and call him
by his nickname, Spots.
Inevitably Martin worshipped Spots.
The study became to him a temple, a very awful and
a sacred place. On its walls were scores of
photographs, signed pictures of school bloods past
and present, photographs of elevens, photographs of
fifteens, photographs of the Racket Pair, and photographs
of a girl, who was usually on horseback. These
last were carefully framed and signed in round, sprawling
letters, ‘Kiddie.’ Martin, as he
gazed upon them, began to form conceptions of the
perfect life. There was a bookcase, too, with
a fine collection of shilling novels whose paper covers
bore lurid pictures of Life and Love. In spite
of a certain monotony of theme and a devastating dullness
in its elaboration, Spots seemed to derive considerable
pleasure from those works, which he always read while
Martin was doing his Greek prose. Martin was
kept too busy to do much reading, but he appreciated
the pictures on the covers and was impressed by the
dark-eyed women in red who accepted on divans the
passionate kisses of blond young men in faultless evening
dress. The room also contained some old swords
(bought from a predecessor), a number of rackets,
a bag of golf-clubs, and a fine array of cushions
with humorous designs. The culinary outfit and
china were complete to the verge of opulence.
The Leopard’s Den, as the study was commonly
called, had achieved a certain reputation for magnificence,
a reputation in which Martin gloried. He even
enjoyed the dusting and cleaning and despised Pearson
for his laziness and lack of proper pride. But
it was not mere priggishness that animated him.
Meanwhile Mrs Berney had not forgotten
his possibilities, and it was arranged that he should
attend her poetry circle which met after prayers on
Saturday evenings. It was composed mainly of
older boys, and two of them were vast intellectuals
in the Upper Sixth, so that Martin felt very awed
at the prospect of reading Keats amid such company.
One of them was actually the school poet and had lately
worked off in The Elfreyan the emotions evoked
by a summer holiday in the Lakes:
“The flaming bracken fires the breast
Of
bosky Borrowdale,
Down swoops the sun in a riot of red
Behind Scawfell to a watery bed,
And the moon hath clomb o’er Skiddaw’s
head,
So
perfect and so pale.”
Martin, who had also been in the Lakes,
thought this rather good and much better than Wordsworth.
He was still a Tennysonian and connected poetry with
the lavish use of alliteration and words like ‘clomb’
and ‘bosky.’ The thought that on
the next Saturday evening he was to read in the company
of such an one was as terrifying as it was inspiring.
But it was not yet to be.
Leopard’s one fault was, in
Martin’s opinion, his tendency to sulk:
his career had been so uniformly successful that he
was easily piqued by a reverse. Once or twice
before Martin had thought it expedient to slip away
quietly when he saw Spots looking black, but on this
particular Saturday Fate fought against him.
Leopard was dropped from the school fifteen for the
match against Oxford A. It was admitted that once
Leopard had the ball in his hands no one on earth could
catch him, but it was rumoured that his defence was
weak: it was always the way with these running-track
sprinters; they couldn’t tackle. So the
captain had taken notice of a mere child of sixteen,
called Raikes, who played “back” for his
house and could tumble anybody over.
Oxford brought down a strong team,
but they only won by sixteen points to eleven:
and Raikes not only scored two excellent tries, but
marked with unerring certainty the notable Rhodes
scholar who had made history in South African Rugby.
It was on the lips of all that Spots was in the soup
or the apple-cart (the popularity of the rival metaphors
was evenly balanced), and sporting members of Raikes’
house were laying ten to one that their hero would
be ‘capped’ within a month. Spots
had watched the match dismally from the touch-line
and he did not take it at all well. When he
came back to Berney’s his angry soul cried out
for tea: and he found that all his cups were dirty.
It was Pearson’s duty to clean the cups, and
Pearson was in ‘sicker’ with influenza.
Martin had been told to do Pearson’s work for
the next few days, but he had not realised what Pearson
really did and he had forgotten about the cups.
Moreover, after watching the match, he had gone off
to the tuck-shop to eat ham and chocolate: so
Leopard shouted for him in vain, and then, spurning
the proffered aid of sycophantic aliens, he furiously
washed his own cups and made his own tea. An
angry man does not lightly reject an excuse for wrath,
and Spots thoroughly enjoyed the nursing of his grievance.
On his way back from the tuck-shop
Martin borrowed a copy of Keats from the school library:
then he settled down at his desk in the workroom and
began to look through the Odes to see if there were
any words that he could not pronounce. The meeting
of the poetry circle was formidably near and the old
fear of being shown up was vigorously attacking him.
Suddenly Caruth came up and said: “Spots
wants you.”
So he put away the book and went up
to the study. He saw at once that Spots was
in the blackest of moods.
“Why the blazes didn’t
you wash the cups?” he said. “I told
you to do Pearson’s work.”
Martin trembled. “I forgot,”
he said. “I couldn’t think of all
the things Pearson did.”
“I should have thought that
the washing of cups might have struck you as a fairly
obvious thing to do.”
“Yes; I’m sorry.”
“The fact of the matter is,
you’re getting a bit above yourself. Just
because you’re clever you think you’re
everyone. Now you’re too good to wash
cups.”
“It wasn’t that really, Leopard.
I forgot.”
“Well you damned well mustn’t
forget. You’re too good to keep awake.
That’s just as bad. Now get out, you little
beast, and come to me after prayers.”
Martin went back to his Keats in misery.
He could guess what was in store for him, but he
could not be certain, because Spots might have recovered
from his wrath by the appointed time and then he might
treat the matter as a joke. But if Spots didn’t
recover ... well, then he would be swiped. Martin
had never been caned at his private school and this
would be his first experience; he wondered how much
it would hurt. Then fear came surging over him,
not the dread of anything definite, but the hideous
fear of the unknown. He was not so much afraid
that he would be hurt as that he would show that he
had been hurt: that was the deadly, the unpardonable,
sin. He wished to heaven he had been swiped
before so that he might know his own capacity for endurance.
Keats became intolerable. House tea was a long-drawn
agony. Discussion centred on the match and the
brilliant play of Raikes.
“What did old Spots want?”
asked Caruth. “He seemed to be in the deuce
of a hair.”
“Only about cleaning cups,” said Martin
gloomily.
“Thank the Lord I’m not a study-slut.
Was he very ratty?”
“Oh, not very. Flannery, you hog, pass
the bread.”
The conversation had at any cost to
be changed, and Martin was pleased when the general
attention was directed to the colossal hoggishness
of Flannery, who was mixing jam, sardines, and potted
meat.
As time went on the agony of suspense
grew like an avalanche, carrying all before it.
Martin did practically no work during prep.
Impossible to linger over algebra or the Bacchae when
Spots and his cups obsessed the mind. It was
not the injustice of being victimised for a slip of
the memory when Pearson was in sicker, but the possibility
of being shown up as a coward that tortured him most.
He knew that other boys were swiped with some frequency
and managed to pretend that they did not mind.
But it might turn out that he was not so tough as
other boys. Besides Spots had the wrist of a
racket player and was renowned for his powers of castigation.
And then there was the poetry circle. If the
worst happened, he would have to cut that and explain
afterwards. What on earth could he say?
The thought was too horrid for consideration.
After prep and supper Mr Berney used
to read prayers, while the boys knelt down and thought
about any odd subject that came to mind. They
were not, as a house, particularly irreligious, but
it is astonishingly easy to acquire the habit of saying
‘Amen’ at the right place and repeating
the Lord’s Prayer without being aware of your
actions. But to-night Martin was conscious of
all that was said and did not open his lips.
As he gazed in silence at the backs of the wooden
benches he began to feel physically sick.
After prayers the house dispersed
to talk, or finish work, or go to bed. Martin
hurried to Leopard’s study. There he waited
for five age-long minutes: he felt that a hundred
swipings would be better than this delay. The
study seemed a vast blur of photographs, all dim and
misty except one: that was a large picture of
Kiddie, the equestrienne, who beamed on him from close
at hand, gripping her riding-switch. Kiddie became
the only object in the room. The smile and the
switch fascinated him. They were symbolic, they
were abominable. At this same Kiddie he had
often gazed in rapturous worship, wondering whether
Leopard was the more blessed for knowing her or she
for knowing him. God, how he loathed her now.
At last Leopard arrived. The
clouds had not lifted. He had just overheard
Moore remarking to a friend that, as a three-quarter,
Raikes was worth a dozen of Spots.
“Oh, you,” he said quietly.
“Just go to the prefects’ common-room.”
Martin turned and went out.
His fate was settled. He felt, as he walked
down the long passage listening to the tread of Leopard
behind him, as though all his internal organs were
falling into his feet.
When they reached the common-room
Leopard turned up the light and locked the door.
Then he took a cane from a cupboard in the corner
and made Martin bend over with his head under the
table. Leopard had suffered during the evening,
for the almost certain loss of a rugger cap on which
he had counted was a terrible blow to his pride and
his ambitions. He was angry, desperately angry,
and his only desire was to express his anger in action.
The fact that he was fond of Martin only added piquancy
to the situation. The maximum punishment that
a house prefect could inflict was eight strokes.
He did not stop short of his maximum.
After the first three strokes Martin
felt as though nothing could prevent him crying out:
then a blessed numbness seemed to come over him and
he remained silent and motionless. Afterwards
he had to climb on to the table and put out the light.
Then he went upstairs to his cubicle: he was
not in the mood for poetry. On such occasions
rumour has swift wings, and when he reached the dormitory
the news had magically been spread abroad.
Voices cried: “How many?”
“Eight.”
“Did it hurt?”
“No, not much.” He lied, for he
had learned the tradition.
There were murmurs of: “Bad
luck,” “Old Spots is the limit,”
“Just because he got the chuck for not tackling.”
And then Neave remarked in the midst
of a silence: “If we get nailed funking
a collar we get swiped. But if Spots gets nailed,
then he swipes someone else. That’s justice.”
The expressions of genuine sympathy
were very comforting to Martin. Though now the
numbness was wearing off and the reality of his pain
came home to him, he was happier than he had been for
days. He had opened another door: he was
getting on with his task of finding things out.
Not only was the cruel suspense finished for ever,
but he had learned his own capacities: he could
stick it like the others. And to have the regard,
the compassion, of one so great as Neave! He
had suffered, he still suffered, but who would not
suffer to become a martyr? He began to realise,
as he pulled the bed-clothes over him, that Spots
had not been the minister of a fortune sheerly malignant.