The Thorhaven season had passed its
height, and that August month, towards which all the
efforts of the lodging-house keepers and tradespeople
converged during the year, was nearly at an end, while
on every fence and wall employed for bill sticking
could be read in large letters: “A Great
Gala Night will take place on Thursday, August the
twenty-ninth. Splendid Illuminations. Continental
Attractions. Dancing on the Green from eight
to ten-thirty.”
The term Continental Attractions was
the inspiration of Mr. Graham, who had recently visited
the South of France on account of his wife’s
health at least he gave that as his reason,
though Mrs. Graham told all her friends confidentially
that she would never have incurred so much trouble
and expense if her husband had not shown symptoms of
incipient bronchitis and she equally believed
herself to be speaking the truth. Anyway, there
it was; and from the visit to Cannes resulted this
idea of imparting a joie de vivre to the Thorhaven
Gala by means of paper streamers and air balloons.
There had been some consideration of squeakers and
false noses; but one or two members of the Promenade
Sub-Committee raised the reasonable objection that
the squeakers would interfere with the band, while
the false noses Well, there was
something indefinably loose about false noses which
they could feel but could not describe in words.
At any rate, they were not going to allow such things
on their promenade.
There was a good deal of talk concerning
the Gala in the town; so that those inhabitants who
were familiar with illustrated magazines and the lighter
drama and also possessed a sanguine temperament no
doubt went about picturing to themselves a still night
with coloured lanterns hanging motionless against
a deep blue sky, while a crowd of exuberant visitors
disported themselves in pale garments and unusual attitudes
for the amusement of the Thorhaven people.
But the clerk of the weather was not
going to have anything so incongruous as all that,
and the 29th rose cold and grey one of those
summer days which are a premonition of autumn.
A strongish wind blew from the west; leaves came
whirling down on the road leading to the promenade,
and the sky was grey-black with clouds scudding across;
while beneath it, a rising sea showed a line of white
breakers in the gloom like the cruel teeth
of a monster seeking something to devour.
Still the evening came with no sign
of rain; the band stationed at the edge of the green
played cheerful dances with a will, and it was no
fault of theirs that the music sounded so lost and
futile amid the roaring of the sea rather
as if a penny whistle were to be played in a cathedral
while the organ was booming out solemn music among
the springing arches. Perhaps the visitors and
the Thorhaven people felt something of this themselves,
for they put no real zest into their attempts at carnival,
but they danced rather grimly in the cold wind, with
little tussocks in the grass catching their toes and
the fairy lamps which edged the lawn blowing out one
after the other.
At the windiest corner, near the hall,
was planted the respectable middle-aged woman who
sometimes assisted in cleaning the church though
she was herself an ardent Primitive and
in her arms she held a struggling mass of air balloons
which seemed most anxious to escape over the North
Sea to those parts of Europe where carnival is more
at home. But no one seemed to be buying from
her excepting a few children, whose needs were soon
satisfied. Then a worn-looking young man came
up and purchased two balloons for his children at home,
but after that the woman stood there alone again,
with the balloons buffeting about her head.
At another point farther down the
promenade, a boy suffering from a slight cold in his
head offered for sale a tray of those snake-like paper
missiles which can be shot out suddenly with startling
effect. But he seemed rather ashamed of his job
and kept in the gloom as much as possible, now and
then making a sale among the children, who ran in
and out behind the more sheltered seats where their
elders sat in winter coats.
Mr. Graham as the originator
of these attractions felt exceedingly impatient,
both with his fellow-townspeople and the visitors,
as he sat watching. A chill air blew down the
back of his neck and he was conscious of an incipient
cold, which all added to his feeling of bitterness.
“No earthly use trying!” he burst forth,
rising abruptly from his seat. “English
people don’t know how to enjoy themselves, and
it’s no use trying to teach them.”
He scowled first at the scene before
him and then at his wife, who sat with Mrs. Bradford
and Miss Ethel on a long wooden seat.
“You couldn’t imagine
the weather would be like this, dear,” said Mrs.
Graham soothingly.
“The air will do us good,”
added Miss Ethel, a little pink about the nose, but
wishful to be polite.
“Well, there’s plenty
of it,” he said bitterly, grabbing his hat, which
threatened to blow away.
It was plain that he jested with an
anxious heart, thinking of what might be said of his
venture at the next Council meeting. Those very
offensive fellows who always were against him would,
of course, make capital out of this. . . . Suddenly
he braced himself up and strode away across the lawn.
They should frisk, if any influence of his
could make ’em!
His wife looked after him sympathetically,
then turned to Miss Ethel. “That’s
right!” she said. “Arthur will soon
put a little more spirit into them. You see
he knows how it is done. I shall never forget
the way he entered into the spirit of the thing that
time when we were abroad. If you could have
seen him going down the Plage with a sort of a rattle
in his hand and his hat on one side
But there’s something in the climate, of course.”
“I suppose there must be,”
said Miss Ethel, with an involuntary glance at the
couples jigging solemnly about the grass in front of
her.
They sat silent for a time, feeling
colder and colder, but sparing Mrs. Graham’s
feeling by remaining where they were. “Isn’t
that Caroline?” said Mrs. Bradford, after a
long pause.
“I dare say. She told
me the arrangements were somewhat different this evening,
and she was to come off duty at half-past nine,”
said Miss Ethel.
Then Mr. Graham came back and bumped
himself down so heavily on the wooden seat that the
ladies felt a slight jar.
“No life!” he exclaimed.
“No gaiety! No joie de vivre!”
He paused, blowing his nose. “Well, this
is the last time. I’ll never attempt anything
of the sort again.”
“You must not say that.
I am sure the Thorhaven people are grateful,”
murmured Miss Ethel.
“Old fool!” blurted out
Mr. Graham with alarming ferocity and suddenness.
“A woman like that ought to be kept indoors
when other people are enjoying themselves, and only
taken out in a churchyard on a chain. Fit for
nothing else!”
“Arthur! What are you
talking about?” said his wife, naturally startled.
“Well,” he said, then
had to swallow and choke. “Well, I bought
one of those paper snakes just to encourage the lad
and set things going a bit. Then I let it run
out as I passed a dull-looking group that seemed not
to be enjoying themselves. And and
“Well, Arthur?”
“A wretched woman turned round
and called me an impudent old scoundrel told
me she didn’t want any grey-haired married men
after her girls.”
“I don’t believe it!
I can’t! She meant somebody else.
Don’t you feel sure she must have meant her
remark for some other passer-by, Mrs. Bradford?”
said Mrs. Graham, much agitated by his annoyance.
Mrs. Bradford eyed Mr. Graham with
stolid thoroughness. “I think she must.
He doesn’t look at all like that. But
my husband used to say that the sedate middle-aged-looking
ones were often the worst, so perhaps she may have
thought the same.”
“If she did, she was an idiot,”
said Mrs. Graham; then abruptly changed the subject.
“Oh, there’s Godfrey Wilson! I suppose
he often comes through here on his way to his rooms.”
“Yes, that’s it.
No fear of his wanting to dance with the girls on
the promenade nowadays,” answered Mr. Graham,
beginning to recover himself by degrees. “Well,
Lizzie, I think we’ve had enough of this, don’t
you? Shall we go in and have a bit of supper?
Then I will see Mrs. Bradford and Miss Ethel home.”
But as they walked away, he could
not refrain from casting a backward glance at the
decent woman struggling with her unruly air-balloons,
and a sense of disappointed joie de vivre came
over him once more. “I wish to goodness
the whole bag o’ tricks would blow away into
the sea,” he said. “I’d willingly
pay the piper. I’m sick to death of seeing
the things bob up and down in the wind.”
“Are you?” said Miss Ethel
in her sharp way. “Then why don’t
you buy them all up and send them to the children
at the Convalescent Home that Laura is so interested
in?”
“Now that’s an idea,”
said Mr. Graham at once. For the feeling that
it was his duty to give to a charitable institution
when he could, had been handed down to him it
was a part of life, no less natural than having his
hair cut or going to the dentist’s. Out
in the new, changed world this instinctive generosity
might already be taking flight scared away,
as the fairies had been by steam traffic but
in Thorhaven it still remained.
So he went back to the woman selling
air-balloons with restored self-satisfaction, and
stood there in the high wind, diving into his pockets
for the amount required. The air balloons blew
about purple, pink and white all
looking almost equally colourless by the faint light
as they bobbed about the woman’s head, impeding
her view of the purchaser. A few moments later
she was making her way home, thankful to be done with
a job which seemed to her ridiculous.