Macgregor, his countenance shining
with lover’s anticipation and Lever’s
soap, was more surprised than gratified to find Willie
Thomson awaiting him at the close-mouth. For
Willie, his oldest, if not his choicest friend, had
recently jeered at his intention of becoming a soldier,
and they had parted on indifferent terms, though Willie
had succeeded in adding to a long list of borrowings
a fresh item of twopence.
Willie and prosperity were still as
far apart as ever, and even Willie could hardly have
blamed prosperity for that. He had no deadly
vices, but he could not stick to any job for more than
a month. He was out of work at present.
Having developed into a rather weedy, seedy-looking
young man, he was not too proud to sponge on the melancholy
maiden aunt who had brought him up, and whose efforts
at stern discipline during his earlier years had seemingly
proved fruitless. Macgregor was the only human
being he could call friend.
‘Ye’re in a hurry,’
he now observed, and put the usual question:
‘Ha’e ye a fag on ye?’
Macgregor obliged, saying as kindly
as he could, ’I’ll maybe see ye later,
Wullie.’
‘Thon girl again, I suppose.’
‘So long,’ said Macgregor, shortly.
‘Haud on a meenute. I want to speak to
ye. Ha’e ye done it?’
‘Ay, this mornin’. . . . An’
I’m gey busy.’
‘Ye should leave the weemen
alane, an’ then ye wud ha’e time to spare.’
‘What ha’e ye got to speak
aboot?’ Macgregor impatiently demanded, though
he was in good time for his appointment.
‘I was thinkin’ o’ enlistin’,’
said Willie.
‘Oh!’ cried his friend,
interested. ’Ye’ve changed yer mind,
Wullie?’
‘I’ve been conseederin’
it for a while back. Ye needna think you
had onything to dae wi’ it,’ said
Willie.
‘Ye’ve been drinkin’
beer,’ his friend remarked, not accusingly,
but merely by way of stating a fact.
‘So wud you, if ye had ma aunt.’
‘Maybe I wud,’ Macgregor sympathetically
admitted.
‘But ye couldna droon her in
twa hauf pints. Ach, I’m fed up wi’
her. She startit yatterin’ at me the nicht
because I askit her for saxpence; so at last I tell’t
her I wud suner jine Kitchener’s nor see her
ugly face for anither week.’
‘What did she say?’
‘Said it was the first guid notion ever I had.’
‘Weel,’ said Macgregor
eagerly, after a slight pause, ’since ye’re
for enlistin’, ye’d best dae it the
nicht, Wullie.’
‘I suppose I micht as weel jine your lot,’
said Willie, carelessly.
Macgregor drew himself up. ‘The
9th H.L.I, doesna accep’ onything that offers.’
‘I’m as guid as you an’
I’m bigger nor you.’
’Ye’re bigger, but ye’re
peely-wally. Still, Wullie, I wud like fine
to see ye in ma company.’
‘Ye’ve a neck on ye!
Your company! . . . Aweel, come on an’
see me dae it.’
In the dusk Macgregor peered at his
watch. It told him that the thing could not
be done, not if he ran both ways. ’I canna
manage it, Wullie,’ he said, with honest regret.
‘Then it’s off,’ the contrary William
declared.
‘What’s off?’
‘I’ve changed ma mind. I’m
no for the sojerin’.’
At this Macgregor bristled, so to
speak. He could stand being ‘codded,’
but already the Army was sacred to him.
‘See here, Wullie, will ye gang an’ enlist
noo or tak’ a hammerin’?’
‘Wha’ll gi’e me the hammerin’?’
‘Come an’ see,’
was the curt reply. Macgregor turned back into
the close and led the way to a small yard comprising
some sooty earth, several blades of grass and a couple
of poles for the support of clothes lines. A
little light came from windows above. Here he
removed his jacket, hung it carefully on a pole; and
began to roll up his sleeves.
‘It’s ower dark here,’ Willie complained.
‘I canna see.’
‘Ye can feel. Tak’
aff yer coat.’ Willie knew that despite
his inches he was a poor match for the other, yet
he was a stubborn chap. ‘What business
is it o’ yours whether I enlist or no?’
he scowled.
‘Will ye enlist?’
‘I’ll see ye damp first!’
‘Come on, then!’ Macgregor
spat lightly On his palms. ’I’ve
nae time to waste.’
Willie cast his jacket on the ground.
‘I’ll wrastle ye,’ he said, with
a gleam of hope.
‘Thenk ye; but I’m no
for dirtyin’ ma guid claes. Come on!’
To Willie’s credit, let it be
recorded, he did come on, and so promptly that Macgregor,
scarcely prepared, had to take a light tap on the
chin. A brief display of thoroughly unscientific
boxing ensued, and then Macgregor got home between
the eyes. Willie, tripping over his own jacket,
dropped to earth.
‘I wasna ready that time,’ he grumbled,
sitting up.
Macgregor seized his hand and dragged
him to his feet, with the encouraging remark, ‘Ye’ll
be readier next time.’
In the course of the second round
Willie achieved a smart clip on his opponent’s
ear, but next moment he received, as it seemed, an
express train on the point of his nose, and straightway
sat down in agony.
‘Is’t bled, Wullie?’
Macgregor presently inquired with compunction as well
as satisfaction.
‘It’s near broke, ye !’
groaned the sufferer, adding, ’I kent fine ye
wud bate me.’
‘What for did ye fecht then?’
‘Nane o’ your business.’
‘Weel, get up. Yer breeks’ll
get soakit sittin’ there.’ The victor
donned his jacket.
‘Ma breeks is nane o’ your business, neither.’
‘Ach, Wullie, dinna be
a wean. Get up an’ shake han’s.
I’ve got to gang.’
‘Gang then! Awa’
an’ boast to yer girl that ye hut a man on his
nose behind his back ’
‘Havers, man! What’s wrang
wi’ ye?’
‘I’ll tell ye what’s
wrang wi’ you, Macgreegor Robi’son!’
Willie cleared his throat noisily. ’Listen!
Ye’re ower weel aff. Ye’ve got
a dacent fayther an’ mither an’ brither
an’ sister; ye’ve got a dacent uncle;
ye’ve got a dacent girl. . . . An’
what the hell ha’e I got? A rotten aunt!’
Maybe she canna help bein’ rotten, but she is damp
rotten! She wud be gled, though she wud greet,
if I got a bullet the morn. There ye are!
That’s me!’
‘Wullie!’ Macgregor exclaimed,
holding out his hand, which the other ignored.
‘I’m rotten, tae,’
he went on, bitterly. ’Fine I ken it.
But I never had an equal chance wi’ you.
I’m no blamin’ ye. Ye’ve aye
shared me what ye had. I treated ye ill aboot
the enlistin’. But I wasna gaun to enlist
to please you, nor ma aunt, neither.’ He
rose slowly and picked up his shabby jacket.
’But, by , I’ll enlist
to please masel’!’ He held out his hand.
’There it is, if ye want it, Macgreegor. .
. . Ha’e ye a match? Weel, show a
licht. Is ma nose queer-like?’
‘Ay,’ Macgregor unwillingly
replied, and, with inspiration, added consolingly,
‘But it was aye that, Wullie.’