‘Wha’ was chasin’
ye?’ Christina inquired, as Macgregor came breathless
to the counter, which she was tidying up for the night.
‘I was feart I was gaun to be late.’ he
panted.
‘I wud ha’e excused ye
under the unique circumstances,’ she said graciously.
‘Sit doon an’ recover yer puff.’
He took the chair, saying: ‘It
was Wullie Thomson. He’s awa’ to
enlist.’
’Wullie Thomson! Weel,
that’s a bad egg oot the basket. Hoo did
ye manage it, Mac?’
‘It wasna me,’ Macgregor
replied, not a little regretfully. ’He’s
enlistin’ to please hissel’. He says
he’s fed up wi’ his aunt.’
‘She’s been feedin’
him up for a lang while, puir body. But
ye’re a queer lad,’ she said softly, ’the
way ye stick to a fushionless character like him.
I was tellin’ Miss Tod,’ she continued,
‘aboot ’
‘Oor engagement!’ he burst out, scarlet.
‘Whist, man! ye’ve
a wild imagination! aboot ye enlistin’.
She’s been in a state o’ patriotic tremulosity
ever since. Dinna be surprised if she tries
for to kiss ye.’
‘I wud be mair surprised,’
said Macgregor, with unexpected boldness, ‘if
you tried it.’
‘Naething could exceed ma ain
amazement,’ she rejoined, ‘if I did.’
‘I’ve got the ring,’
he announced, his hand in his pocket.
‘Order! Remember, I’m
still at the receipt o’ custom three
bawbees since seeven o’clock.’
‘I hope ye’ll like it,’
he said, reluctantly withdrawing his hand empty.
‘Miss Tod canna hear us, can she?’
’Ye never can tell what a spinster’ll
hear when she’s interested. At present
she’s nourishin’ hersel’ on tea her
nineteenth cup for the day; but she’ll be comin’
shortly to embrace ye an’ shut the shop.
I micht as weel get on ma hat. . . . An’
’what did yer parents say to ye?’
‘They said ye was an awfu’
nice, clever, bonny, handsome lassie ’
‘Tit, tit! Aboot the enlistin’,
I meant. But I’ll no ask ye that.
They wud be prood, onyway.’
‘Ma uncle’s raised ma
wages, an’ they’re to be payed a’
the time I’m awa’.’
’Shakespeare! That’s
a proper uncle to ha’e! But dinna be tempted
to stop awa’ till ye’re a millionaire.
Oh, here’s Miss Tod. Keep calm.
She’ll no bite ye.’
The little elderly woman who entered
had made the acquaintance of Macgregor in his early
courting days, especially during the period wherein
he had squandered his substance in purchases of innumerable
and unnecessary lead pencils, etcetera, doubtless with
a view to acquiring merit in her eyes as well as in
her assistant’s.
She now proceeded to hold .his hand,
patting it tenderly, while she murmured ‘brave
lad’ over and over again, to his exquisite embarrassment.
’But ye’ll bate the nesty
Rooshians, dearie I meant for to say the
Prooshians, Christina an’ ye’ll
come marchin’ hame a conductor or an inspector,
or whatever they ca’ it, wi’ medals
on yer breist an’ riches in yer purse ’
‘An’ rings on his fingers an’ bells ’
‘Noo, noo, lassie, ye’re no to mak’
fun o’ me! Whaur’s his case?’
Christina handed her an aluminium
cigarette case the best in the shop and
she presented it to Macgregor, saying: ’Ye’re
no to gang an’ hurt yer health wi’ smokin’;
but when ye tak’ a ceegarette, ye’ll maybe
gi’e a thocht to an auld body that’ll be
rememberin’ ye, baith mornin’ an’
nicht.’
‘If he smokes his usual, he’ll
be thinkin’ o’ ye every twinty meenutes,’
remarked the girl, and drawing on her gloves, she came
round to the door in order to close an interview which
threatened to become lugubrious for all parties.
‘Everybody’s terrible
kind,’ Macgregor observed, when he found himself
alone with Christina on the pavement. ’Will
ye look at the ring noo?’
She shook her head and stepped out briskly.
After a little while he revived.
’I hope ye’ll like it, Christina.
It’s got pearls on it. I hope it’ll
fit ye.’ A long pause. ’I
wish ye wud say something.’
‘What’ll I say?’
‘Onything. I never heard ye dumb afore.’
‘Maybe I’m reformin’.’
‘Christina!’
‘That’s ma name, but ye needna tell everybody.’
‘Dinna tease. We we
ha’e awfu’ little time. Tak’
aff yer glove an’ try the ring. Naebody’ll
notice. Ye can look at it later on.’
‘I’m no in the habit o’ acceptin’
rings frae young men.’
‘But but we’re engaged.’
‘That’s news, but I doobt it’s no
official.’
‘At least we’re near engaged. Say
we are, Christina.’
‘This is most embarrassing, Mr. Robinson.’
‘Aw, Christina!’ said the boy, helplessly.
She let him remain in silent suspense
for several minutes, until, in fact, they turned into
the quiet street of her abode. Then she casually
remarked:
‘Ma han’s gettin’ cauld wantin’
its glove, Mac.’
He seized it joyfully and endeavoured
to put the ring on. ’It’s ower wee!’
he cried, aghast.
‘That’s ma middle finger.’
It fitted nicely. Triumphantly he exclaimed:
‘Noo we’re engaged!’
She had no rejoinder ready.
‘Ye can tak’ ma arm, if
ye like,’ he said presently, just a little too
confidently.
‘I dinna feel in danger o’
collapsin’ at present,’ she replied, regarding
the ring under the lamp they were passing. ’Ye’re
an extravagant thing!’ she went on. ‘I
hope ye got it on appro.’
‘What dae ye no like it?’
‘I like the feel o’ it,’
she admitted softly, ‘an’ it’s real
bonny; but ye ye shouldna ha’e done
it, Mac.’ She made as if to remove the
ring.
He caught her hand. ‘But we’re engaged!’
‘Ye’re ower sure o’ that,’
she said a trifle sharply.
He stared at her.
‘Firstly, I never said I wud
tak’ the ring for keeps,’ she proceeded.
‘Secondly, ye ha’ena seen ma uncle yet ’
‘I’m no feart for him if
ye back me up. Him an’ yer aunt’ll
dae onything ye like.’
‘Thirdly, ye ha’e never.
. . .’ She broke off as they reached the
close leading to her home.
‘What ha’e I no done, Christina?’
‘Never heed. . . . Leave go ma finger.’
‘Will ye keep the ring?’
‘Hoo can I keep the ring when
ye ha’e never. . .’ Again the sentence
was not completed. She freed her hand and stepped
within the close.
‘Tell me, an’ I’ll dae it,
Christina,’ he cried.
She shook her head, smiling rather ruefully.
‘Tell me,’ he pleaded.
‘I canna an’
maybe ye wouldna like me ony better if I could.’
She took off the ring and with a wistful glance at
it offered it to him.
He took it, and before she knew, it was on her finger
again.
‘Ye’ve jist got to keep
it!’ he said, desperately. ‘An’
Christina, I I’m gaun to kiss ye!’
‘Oh, mercy!’
But he had none. . . .
‘Are we engaged or no?’ he whispered at
last.
‘Let me get ma breath.’
‘Hurry up!’
She laughed, though her eyes were
wet. ‘Oh, dear,’ she murmured, ‘I
never thought I wud get engaged wi’oot a a
. . .’
‘A what?’
Suddenly she leaned forward and touched
his cheek. ’Dinna fash yersel’,
Mac. Bein’ in war-time, I suppose the best
o’ us has got to dae wi’oot some
luxury or ither sich as a proper High-Class
Proposal.’