‘I’m fed up wi’
pairties,’ was Macgregor’s ungracious response
when informed at home of the latest invitation.
’I dinna ask for leave jist for to gang to
a rotten pairty.’
‘Ay, ye’ve mair to dae
wi’ yer leave,’ his father was beginning,
with a wink, when his mother, with something of her
old asperity, said:
‘Macgreegor, that’s no
the way to speak o’ pairties that folk gi’e
in yer honour. An’ you, John, should think
shame o’ yersel’. Ye should baith
be sayin’ it’s terrible kind o’ Mistress
McOstrich to ask ye what nicht wud suit yer convenience.’
Macgregor regarded his mother almost
as in the days when he addressed her as ’Maw’ yet
not quite. There was a twinkle in his eye.
Evidently she had clean forgotten he had grown up!
Possibly she detected the twinkle and perceived her
relapse, for she went on quickly
’Though dear knows hoo Mistress
McOstrich can afford to gi’e a pairty wi’
her man’s trade in its present condeetion.’
‘She’s been daft for gi’ein’
pah-ties since ever I can mind,’ Mr. Robinson
put in, ‘an’ the Kaiser hissel’ couldna
stop her, Still, Macgreegor, she’s an auld frien’,
an’ it wud be a peety to offend her. Ye’ll
be mair at hame there nor ye was at yer Aunt Purdie’s
swell affair. Dod, Lizzie, thon was a gorgeous
banquet! I never tasted as much nor ett as little;
I never heard sich high-class conversation nor
felt liker a nap; I never sat on safter chairs nor
looked liker a martyr on tin tacks.’
Macgregor joined in his father’s
guffaw, but stopped short, loyalty revolting.
Aunt Purdie had meant it kindly.
‘Tits, John!’ said Lizzie,
‘ye got on fine excep’ when ye let yer
wine jeelly drap on the carpet.’
’Oho, so there was wine in ’t!
I fancied it was inebriated-like. But the mistak’
I made was in tryin’ to kep it when it was descendin’.
A duke wud jist ha’e let it gang as if a wine
jeelly was naething to him. But, d’ye
ken, wife, I was unco uneasy when I discovered the
bulk o’ it on ma shoe efter we had withdrew to
the drawin’ room ’
’Haud yer tongue, man!
Macgreegor, what nicht ‘ll suit ye?’
‘If ye say a nicht, I’ll
try for it; but I canna be sure o’ gettin’
a late pass.’ He was less uncertain when
making appointments with Christina.
And Mr. Robinson once more blundered
and caused his son to blush by saying: ‘He
wud rayther spend the evenin’ wi’ his intended eh,
Macgreegor?’
‘But she’s to be invited!’
Lizzie cried triumphantly. ’So there ye
are!’
‘Ah, but that’s no the
same,’ John persisted, ‘as meetin’
her quiet-like. When I was courtin’ you,
Lizzie, did ye no prefer ’
Lizzie ignored her man the
only way. ’What aboot Friday, next week?’
‘If we’re no in Flanders
afore then,’ reluctantly replied the soldier
of seven weeks’ standing.
Happily for Mrs. McOstrich’s
sake Macgregor was able to keep the engagement, and
credit may be given him for facing the wasted evening
with a fairly cheerful countenance. Perhaps Christina,
with whom he arrived a little late, did something to
mitigate his grudge against his hostess.
Mrs. McOstrich was painfully fluttered
by having a real live kiltie in her little parlour,
which was adorned as heretofore with ornaments borrowed
from the abodes of her guests. Though Macgregor
was acquainted with all the guests, she insisted upon
solemnly introducing him, along with his betrothed
to each individual with the formula: ‘This
is Private Robi’son an’ his intended.’
While Macgregor grinned miserably,
Christina, the stranger, smiled sweetly, if a little
disconcertingly.
Then the party settled down again
to its sober pleasures. Macgregor possessed a
fairly clear memory of the same company in a similar
situation a dozen years ago, but the only change which
now impressed itself upon him was that Mr. Pumpherston
had become much greyer, stouter, shorter of breath,
and was no longer funny. And, as in the past,
the prodigious snores of Mr. McOstrich, who still
followed his trade of baker, sounded at intervals through
the wall without causing the company the slightest
concern, and were likewise no longer funny.
After supper, which consisted largely
of lemonade and pastries, the hostess requested her
guests, several being well-nigh torpid, to attend
to a song by Mr. Pumpherston. No one (excepting
his wife) wanted to hear it, but the Pumpherston song
had become traditional with the McOstrich entertainments.
One could not have the latter without the former.
‘He’s got a new sang,’
Mrs. Pumpherston intimated, with a stimulating glance
round the company, ‘an’ he’s got
a tunin’ fork, forbye, that saves him wrastlin’
for the richt key, as it were. Tune up, Geordie!’
Mr. Pumpherston deliberately produced
the fork, struck it on his knee, winced, muttered
‘dammit,’ and gazed upwards. Not
so many years ago Macgregor would have exploded; to-night
he was occupied in trying to find Christina’s
hand under the table.
‘Doh, me, soh, doh, soh, me,
doh,’ hummed the vocalist.
Christina, who had been looking desperately
serious, let out a small squeak and hurriedly blew
her nose. Macgregor regarded her in astonishment,
and she withdrew the little finger she had permitted
him to capture.
‘It’s a patriotic sang
in honour,’ Mrs. Pumpherston started to explain
‘Ach, woman!’ cried
her spouse, ‘ye’ve made me loss ma key.’
He re-struck the fork irritably, and proceeded to
inform the company ’It’s no
exac’ly a new sang, but ’
‘Ye’ll be lossin’ yer key again,
Geordie.’
With a sulky grunt, Mr. Pumpherston
once more struck his fork, but this time discreetly
on the leg of his chair, and in his own good time
made a feeble attack on ‘Rule, Britannia.’
‘This is fair rotten,’
Macgregor muttered at the third verse, resentful that
his love should be apparently enjoying it.
‘Remember ye’re a sojer,’
she whispered back, ‘an’ thole.’
But she let him find her hand again.
The drear performance came to an end
amid applause sufficient to satisfy Mrs. Pumpherston.
‘Excep’ when ye cracked
on “arose,” ye managed fine,’ she
said to her perspiring mate, and to the hostess, ‘What
think ye o’ that for a patriotic sang, Mistress
McOstrich?’
‘Oh, splendid splendid!’
replied Mrs. McOstrich with a nervous start.
For the last five minutes she had been lost in furtive
contemplation of her two youthful guests, her withered
countenance more melancholy even than usual.
Ten o’clock struck, and, to
Macgregor’s ill-disguised delight, Christina
rose and said she must be going.
Mrs. McOstrich accompanied the two
to the outer door. There she took Christina’s
hand, stroked it once or twice, and let it go.
‘Macgreegor has been a frien’
o’ mines since he was a gey wee laddie,’
she said, ‘an’ I’m rael prood to
ha’e had his intended in ma hoose. I’ll
never forget neither o’ ye. If I had had
a laddie o’ ma ain, I couldna ha’e wished
him to dae better nor Macgreegor has done in
every way.’ Abruptly she pressed something
into Christina’s hand and closed the girl’s
fingers upon it. ’Dinna look at it noo,’
she went on hastily. ’It’s yours,
dearie, but ye’ll gi’e it to Macgreegor
when the time comes for him to to gang.
Ma grandfayther was a dandy in his way, an’
it’s a’ he left me, though I had great
expectations.’
Gently she pushed the pair of them
forth and closed the door.
At the foot of the stair, under a
feeble gas-jet, Christina opened her hand, disclosing
an old-fashioned ring set with a blood-stone.
‘Ye never tell’t me she
was like that,’ the girl said softly, yet a
little accusingly.
‘I never thought,’ muttered he, truthfully
enough.