The scene is the hall of their island
home two years later. This sturdy log-house is
no mere extension of the hut we have seen in process
of erection, but has been built a mile or less to
the west of it, on higher ground and near a stream.
When the master chose this site, the others thought
that all he expected from the stream was a sufficiency
of drinking water. They know better now every
time they go down to the mill or turn on the electric
light.
This hall is the living-room of the
house, and walls and roof are of stout logs.
Across the joists supporting the roof are laid many
home-made implements, such as spades, saws, fishing-rods,
and from hooks in the joists are suspended cured foods,
of which hams are specially in evidence. Deep
recesses half way up the walls contain various provender
in barrels and sacks. There are some skins, trophies
of the chase, on the floor, which is otherwise bare.
The chairs and tables are in some cases hewn out of
the solid wood, and in others the result of rough but
efficient carpentering. Various pieces of wreckage
from the yacht have been turned to novel uses:
thus the steering-wheel now hangs from the centre
of the roof, with electric lights attached to it encased
in bladders. A lifebuoy has become the back of
a chair. Two barrels have been halved and turn
coyly from each other as a settee.
The farther end of the room is more
strictly the kitchen, and is a great recess, which
can be shut off from the hall by folding doors.
There is a large open fire in it. The chimney
is half of one of the boats of the yacht. On
the walls of the kitchen proper are many plate-racks,
containing shells; there are rows of these of one size
and shape, which mark them off as dinner plates or
bowls; others are as obviously tureens. They
are arranged primly as in a well-conducted kitchen;
indeed, neatness and cleanliness are the note struck
everywhere, yet the effect of the whole is romantic
and barbaric.
The outer door into this hall is a
little peculiar on an island. It is covered with
skins and is in four leaves, like the swing doors of
fashionable restaurants, which allow you to enter without
allowing the hot air to escape. During the winter
season our castaways have found the contrivance useful,
but Crichton’s brain was perhaps a little lordly
when he conceived it. Another door leads by a
passage to the sleeping-rooms of the house, which
are all on the ground-floor, and to Crichton’s
work-room, where he is at this moment, and whither
we should like to follow him, but in a play we may
not, as it is out of sight. There is a large
window space without a window, which, however, can
be shuttered, and through this we have a view of cattle-sheds,
fowl-pens, and a field of grain. It is a fine
summer evening.
Tweeny is sitting there, very busy
plucking the feathers off a bird and dropping them
on a sheet placed for that purpose on the floor.
She is trilling to herself in the lightness of her
heart. We may remember that Tweeny, alone among
the women, had dressed wisely for an island when they
fled the yacht, and her going-away gown still adheres
to her, though in fragments. A score of pieces
have been added here and there as necessity compelled,
and these have been patched and repatched in incongruous
colours; but, when all is said and done, it can still
be maintained that Tweeny wears a skirt. She
is deservedly proud of her skirt, and sometimes lends
it on important occasions when approached in the proper
spirit.
Some one outside has been whistling
to Tweeny; the guarded whistle which, on a less savage
island, is sometimes assumed to be an indication to
cook that the constable is willing, if the coast be
clear. Tweeny, however, is engrossed, or perhaps
she is not in the mood for a follower, so he climbs
in at the window undaunted, to take her willy nilly.
He is a jolly-looking labouring man, who answers to
the name of Daddy, and-But though that
may be his island name, we recognise him at once.
He is Lord Loam, settled down to the new conditions,
and enjoying life heartily as handy-man about the
happy home. He is comfortably attired in skins.
He is still stout, but all the flabbiness has dropped
from him; gone too is his pomposity; his eye is clear,
brown his skin; he could leap a gate.
In his hands he carries an island-made
concertina, and such is the exuberance of his spirits
that, as he lights on the floor, he bursts into music
and song, something about his being a chickety chickety
chick chick, and will Tweeny please to tell him whose
chickety chick is she. Retribution follows sharp.
We hear a whir, as if from insufficiently oiled machinery,
and over the passage door appears a placard showing
the one word ‘Silence.’ His lordship
stops, and steals to Tweeny on his tiptoes.
Lord Loam. I thought the Gov. was out.
Tweeny. Well, you see he
ain’t. And if he were to catch you here
idling-
(Lord Loam pales. He
lays aside his musical instrument and hurriedly dons
an apron. Tweeny gives him the bird to pluck,
and busies herself laying the table for dinner.)
Lord Loam (softly). What is he doing
now?
Tweeny. I think he’s working out that
plan for laying on hot and cold.
Lord Loam (proud of his
master). And he’ll manage it too. The
man who could build a blacksmith’s forge without
tools-
Tweeny (not less proud). He made the tools.
Lord Loam. Out of half
a dozen rusty nails. The saw-mill, Tweeny; the
speaking-tube; the electric lighting; and look at the
use he has made of the bits of the yacht that were
washed ashore. And all in two years. He’s
a master I’m proud to pluck for.
(He chirps happily at his work, and she regards him
curiously.)
Tweeny. Daddy, you’re
of little use, but you’re a bright, cheerful
creature to have about the house. (He beams at this
commendation.) Do you ever think of old times now?
We was a bit different.
Lord Loam (pausing).
Circumstances alter cases. (He resumes his plucking
contentedly.)
Tweeny. But, Daddy, if the
chance was to come of getting back?
Lord Loam. I have given up bothering
about it.
Tweeny. You bothered that
day long ago when we saw a ship passing the island.
How we all ran like crazy folk into the water, Daddy,
and screamed and held out our arms. (They are both
a little agitated.) But it sailed away, and we’ve
never seen another.
Lord Loam. If we had
had the electrical contrivance we have now we could
have attracted that ship’s notice. (Their eyes
rest on a mysterious apparatus that fills a corner
of the hall.) A touch on that lever, Tweeny, and in
a few moments bonfires would be blazing all round the
shore.
Tweeny (backing from the lever
as if it might spring at her). It’s the
most wonderful thing he has done.
Lord Loam (in a reverie). And then-England-home!
Tweeny (also seeing visions). London of
a Saturday night!
Lord Loam. My lords,
in rising once more to address this historic chamber-
Tweeny. There was a little
ham and beef shop off the Edgware Road-(The
visions fade; they return to the practical.)
Lord Loam. Tweeny,
do you think I could have an egg to my tea? (At this
moment a wiry, athletic figure in skins darkens the
window. He is carrying two pails, which are suspended
from a pole on his shoulder, and he is Ernest.
We should say that he is Ernest completely changed
if we were of those who hold that people change.
As he enters by the window he has heard lord
LOAM’s appeal, and is perhaps justifiably indignant.)
Ernest. What is that about an
egg? Why should you have an egg?
Lord Loam (with hauteur).
That is my affair, sir. (With a Parthian shot as he
withdraws stiffly from the room.) The Gov. has never
put my head in a bucket.
Ernest (coming to rest on one
of his buckets, and speaking with excusable pride.
To tweeny). Nor mine for nearly three months.
It was only last week, Tweeny, that he said to me,
’Ernest, the water cure has worked marvels in
you, and I question whether I shall require to dip
you any more.’ (Complacently.) Of course that
sort of thing encourages a fellow.
Tweeny (who has now arranged
the dinner table to her satisfaction). I will
say, Erny, I never seen a young chap more improved.
Ernest (gratified). Thank
you, Tweeny, that’s very precious to me.
(She retires to the fire to work the
great bellows with her foot, and Ernest turns
to Treherne, who has come in looking more like
a cow-boy than a clergyman. He has a small box
in his hand which he tries to conceal.) What have
you got there, John?
Treherne. Don’t tell
anybody. It is a little present for the Gov.;
a set of razors. One for each day in the week.
Ernest (opening the box and examining
its contents.) Shells! He’ll like that.
He likes sets of things.
Treherne (in a guarded voice). Have you
noticed that?
Ernest. Rather.
Treherne. He’s becoming a bit magnificent
in his ideas.
Ernest (huskily). John, it sometimes gives
me the creeps.
Treherne (making sure that tweeny
is out of hearing). What do you think of that
brilliant robe he got the girls to make for him.
Ernest (uncomfortably). I think he looks
too regal in it.
Treherne. Regal! I
sometimes fancy that that’s why he’s so
fond of wearing it. (Practically.) Well, I must take
these down to the grindstone and put an edge on them.
Ernest (button-holing him). I say, John,
I want a word with you.
Treherne. Well?
Ernest (become suddenly diffident).
Dash it all, you know, you’re a clergyman.
Treherne. One of the best
things the Gov. has done is to insist that none of
you forget it.
Ernest (taking his courage in
his hands). Then-would you, John?
Treherne. What?
Ernest (wistfully). Officiate at a marriage
ceremony, John?
Treherne (slowly). Now, that’s really
odd.
Ernest. Odd? Seems to me
it’s natural. And whatever is natural, John,
is right.
Treherne. I mean that same question has
been put to me today already.
Ernest (eagerly). By one of the women?
Treherne. Oh no; they all
put it to me long ago. This was by the Gov. himself.
Ernest. By Jove! (Admiringly.)
I say, John, what an observant beggar he is.
Treherne. Ah! You fancy he was thinking
of you?
Ernest. I do not hesitate to
affirm, John, that he has seen the love-light in my
eyes. You answered-
Treherne. I said Yes, I
thought it would be my duty to officiate if called
upon.
Ernest. You’re a brick.
Treherne (still pondering). But I wonder
whether he was thinking of you?
Ernest. Make your mind easy about that.
Treherne. Well, my best wishes. Agatha
is a very fine girl.
Ernest. Agatha? What made you think it was
Agatha?
Treherne. Man alive, you
told me all about it soon after we were wrecked.
Ernest. Pooh! Agatha’s
all very well in her way, John, but I’m flying
at bigger game.
Treherne. Ernest, which is it?
Ernest. Tweeny, of course.
Treherne. Tweeny? (Reprovingly.)
Ernest, I hope her cooking has nothing to do with
this.
Ernest (with dignity). Her cooking has very
little to do with it.
Treherne. But does she return your affection.
Ernest (simply). Yes, John,
I believe I may say so. I am unworthy of her,
but I think I have touched her heart.
Treherne (with a sigh).
Some people seem to have all the luck. As you
know, Catherine won’t look at me.
Ernest. I’m sorry, John.
Treherne. It’s my
deserts; I’m a second eleven sort of chap.
Well, my heartiest good wishes, Ernest.
Ernest. Thank you, John.
How’s the little black pig to-day?
Treherne (departing). He has begun to eat
again.
(After a moment’s reflection Ernest calls
to tweeny.)
Ernest. Are you very busy, Tweeny?
Tweeny (coming to him good-naturedly).
There’s always work to do; but if you want me,
Ernest-
Ernest. There’s something
I should like to say to you if you could spare me
a moment.
Tweeny. Willingly. What is it?
Ernest. What an ass I used to be, Tweeny.
Tweeny (tolerantly). Oh, let bygones be
bygones.
Ernest (sincerely, and at his
very best). I’m no great shakes even now.
But listen to this, Tweeny; I have known many women,
but until I knew you I never knew any woman.
Tweeny (to whose uneducated ears
this sounds dangerously like an epigram). Take
care-the bucket.
Ernest (hurriedly). I didn’t
mean it in that way. (He goes chivalrously on his
knees.) Ah, Tweeny, I don’t undervalue the bucket,
but what I want to say now is that the sweet refinement
of a dear girl has done more for me than any bucket
could do.
Tweeny (with large eyes).
Are you offering to walk out with me, Erny?
Ernest (passionately). More
than that. I want to build a little house for
you-in the sunny glade down by Porcupine
Creek. I want to make chairs for you and tables;
and knives and forks, and a sideboard for you.
Tweeny (who is fond of language).
I like to hear you. (Eyeing him.) Would there be any
one in the house except myself, Ernest?
Ernest (humbly). Not often;
but just occasionally there would be your adoring
husband.
Tweeny (decisively). It won’t do,
Ernest.
Ernest (pleading). It isn’t as if
I should be much there.
Tweeny. I know, I know; but I don’t
love you, Ernest. I’m that sorry.
Ernest (putting his case cleverly).
Twice a week I should be away altogether-at
the dam. On the other days you would never see
me from breakfast time to supper. (With the self-abnegation
of the true lover.) If you like I’ll even go
fishing on Sundays.
Tweeny. It’s no use, Erny.
Ernest (rising manfully).
Thank you, Tweeny; it can’t be helped. (Then
he remembers.) Tweeny, we shall be disappointing the
Gov.
Tweeny (with a sinking). What’s that?
Ernest. He wanted us to marry.
Tweeny (blankly). You and
me? the Gov.! (Her head droops woefully. From
without is heard the whistling of a happier spirit,
and tweeny draws herself up fiercely.) That’s
her; that’s the thing what has stole his heart
from me. (A stalwart youth appears at the window, so
handsome and tingling with vitality that, glad to
depose Crichton, we cry thankfully, ‘The
Hero at last.’ But it is not the hero; it
is the heroine. This splendid boy, clad in skins,
is what nature has done for lady Mary.
She carries bow and arrows and a blow-pipe, and over
her shoulder is a fat buck, which she drops with a
cry of triumph. Forgetting to enter demurely,
she leaps through the window.) (Sourly.) Drat you,
Polly, why don’t you wipe your feet?
Lady Mary (good-naturedly).
Come, Tweeny, be nice to me. It’s a splendid
buck. (But tweeny shakes her off, and retires
to the kitchen fire.)
Ernest. Where did you get it?
Lady Mary (gaily).
I sighted a herd near Penguin’s Creek, but had
to creep round Silver Lake to get to windward of them.
However, they spotted me and then the fun began.
There was nothing for it but to try and run them down,
so I singled out a fat buck and away we went down
the shore of the lake, up the valley of rolling stones;
he doubled into Brawling River and took to the water,
but I swam after him; the river is only half a mile
broad there, but it runs strong. He went spinning
down the rapids, down I went in pursuit; he clambered
ashore, I clambered ashore; away we tore helter-skelter
up the hill and down again. I lost him in the
marshes, got on his track again near Bread Fruit Wood,
and brought him down with an arrow in Firefly Grove.
Tweeny (staring at her). Aren’t you
tired?
Lady Mary. Tired!
It was gorgeous. (She runs up a ladder and deposits
her weapons on the joists. She is whistling again.)
Tweeny (snapping). I can’t abide a
woman whistling.
Lady Mary (indifferently). I like it.
Tweeny (stamping her foot). Drop it, Polly,
I tell you.
Lady Mary (stung).
I won’t. I’m as good as you are. (They
are facing each other defiantly.)
Ernest (shocked). Is this necessary?
Think how it would pain him. (Lady
MARY’s eyes take a new expression. We see
them soft for the first time.)
Lady Mary (contritely).
Tweeny, I beg your pardon. If my whistling annoys
you, I shall try to cure myself of it. (Instead of
calming tweeny, this floods her face in tears.)
Why, how can that hurt you, Tweeny dear?
Tweeny. Because I can’t make you lose
your temper.
Lady Mary (divinely).
Indeed, I often do. Would that I were nicer to
everybody.
Tweeny. There you are again.
(Wistfully.) What makes you want to be so nice, Polly?
Lady Mary (with fervour).
Only thankfulness, Tweeny. (She exults.) It is such
fun to be alive. (So also seem to think Catherine
and Agatha, who bounce in with fishing-rods and
creel. They, too, are in manly attire.)
Catherine. We’ve got
some ripping fish for the Gov.’s dinner.
Are we in time? We ran all the way.
Tweeny (tartly). You’ll
please to cook them yourself, Kitty, and look sharp
about it. (She retires to her hearth, where Agatha
follows her.)
Agatha (yearning). Has the
Gov. decided who is to wait upon him to-day?
Catherine (who is cleaning her fish). It’s
my turn.
Agatha (hotly). I don’t see that.
Tweeny (with bitterness). It’s to
be neither of you, Aggy; he wants
Polly again.
(Lady Mary is unable to resist a joyous
whistle.)
Agatha (jealously). Polly,
you toad. (But they cannot make lady Mary
angry.)
Tweeny (storming). How dare you look so
happy?
Lady Mary (willing to embrace
her). I wish, Tweeny, there was anything I could
do to make you happy also.
Tweeny. Me! Oh, I’m
happy. (She remembers Ernest, whom it is easy
to forget on an island.) I’ve just had a proposal,
I tell you.
(Lady Mary is shaken at last, and her sisters
with her.)
Agatha. A proposal?
Catherine (going white). Not-not-(She
dare not say his name.)
Ernest (with singular modesty). You needn’t
be alarmed; it’s only me.
Lady Mary (relieved). Oh, you!
Agatha (happy again). Ernest, you dear,
I got such a shock.
Catherine. It was only Ernest. (Showing
him her fish in thankfulness.)
They are beautifully fresh; come and help me to cook
them.
Ernest (with simple dignity).
Do you mind if I don’t cook fish to-night?
(She does not mind in the least. They have all
forgotten him. A lark is singing in three hearts.)
I think you might all be a little sorry for a chap.
(But they are not even sorry, and he addresses Agatha
in these winged words:) I’m particularly disappointed
in you, Aggy; seeing that I was half engaged to you,
I think you might have had the good feeling to be
a little more hurt.
Agatha. Oh, bother.
Ernest (summing up the situation
in so far as it affects himself). I shall now
go and lie down for a bit. (He retires coldly but unregretted.
Lady Mary approaches tweeny with her
most insinuating smile.)
Lady Mary. Tweeny,
as the Gov. has chosen me to wait on him, please may
I have the loan of it again? (The reference made with
such charming delicacy is evidently to TWEENY’s
skirt.)
Tweeny (doggedly). No, you mayn’t.
Agatha (supporting tweeny). Don’t
you give it to her.
Lady Mary (still trying
sweet persuasion). You know quite well that he
prefers to be waited on in a skirt.
Tweeny. I don’t care. Get one
for yourself.
Lady Mary. It is the only one on the
island.
Tweeny. And it’s mine.
Lady Mary (an aristocrat
after all). Tweeny, give me that skirt directly.
Catherine. Don’t.
Tweeny. I won’t.
Lady Mary (clearing for action). I
shall make you.
Tweeny. I should like to see you try.
(An unseemly fracas appears to be
inevitable, but something happens. The whir is
again heard, and the notice is displayed ’Dogs
delight to bark and bite.’ Its effect is
instantaneous and cheering. The ladies look at
each other guiltily and immediately proceed on tiptoe
to their duties. These are all concerned with
the master’s dinner. Catherine attends
to his fish. Agatha fills a quaint toast-rack
and brings the menu, which is written on a shell.
Lady Mary twists a wreath of green leaves
around her head, and places a flower beside the master’s
plate. Tweeny signs that all is ready, and
she and the younger sisters retire into the kitchen,
drawing the screen that separates it from the rest
of the room. Lady Mary beats a tom-tom,
which is the dinner bell. She then gently works
a punkah, which we have not hitherto observed, and
stands at attention. No doubt she is in hopes
that the Gov. will enter into conversation with her,
but she is too good a parlour-maid to let her hopes
appear in her face. We may watch her manner with
complete approval. There is not one of us who
would not give her L26 a year.
The master comes in quietly, a book
in his hand, still the only book on the island, for
he has not thought it worth while to build a printing-press.
His dress is not noticeably different from that of
the others, the skins are similar, but perhaps these
are a trifle more carefully cut or he carries them
better. One sees somehow that he has changed
for his evening meal. There is an odd suggestion
of a dinner jacket about his doeskin coat. It
is, perhaps, too grave a face for a man of thirty-two,
as if he were over much immersed in affairs, yet there
is a sunny smile left to lighten it at times and bring
back its youth; perhaps too intellectual a face to
pass as strictly handsome, not sufficiently suggestive
of oats. His tall figure is very straight, slight
rather than thick-set, but nobly muscular. His
big hands, firm and hard with labour though they be,
are finely shaped-note the fingers so much
more tapered, the nails better tended than those of
his domestics; they are one of many indications that
he is of a superior breed. Such signs, as has
often been pointed out, are infallible. A romantic
figure, too. One can easily see why the women-folks
of this strong man’s house both adore and fear
him.
He does not seem to notice who is
waiting on him to-night, but inclines his head slightly
to whoever it is, as she takes her place at the back
of his chair. Lady Mary respectfully
places the menu-shell before him, and he glances at
it.)
Crichton. Clear, please.
(Lady Mary knocks on the
screen, and a serving hutch in it opens, through which
tweeny offers two soup plates. Lady
Mary selects the clear, and the aperture is closed.
She works the punkah while the master partakes of
the soup.)
Crichton (who always gives praise
where it is due). An excellent soup, Polly, but
still a trifle too rich.
Lady Mary. Thank you.
(The next course is the fish, and
while it is being passed through the hutch we have
a glimpse of three jealous women.
Lady Mary’s movements
are so deft and noiseless that any observant spectator
can see that she was born to wait at table.)
Crichton (unbending as he eats).
Polly, you are a very smart girl.
Lady Mary (bridling, but naturally gratified).
La!
Crichton (smiling). And
I’m not the first you’ve heard it from,
I’ll swear.
Lady Mary (wriggling). Oh God!
Crichton. Got any followers on the island,
Polly?
Lady Mary (tossing her head). Certainly
not.
Crichton. I thought that perhaps John or
Ernest-
Lady Mary (tilting her nose). I don’t
say that it’s for want of asking.
Crichton (emphatically).
I’m sure it isn’t. (Perhaps he thinks he
has gone too far.) You may clear.
(Flushed with pleasure, she puts before
him a bird and vegetables, sees that his beaker is
fitted with wine, and returns to the punkah. She
would love to continue their conversation, but it is
for him to decide. For a time he seems to have
forgotten her.)
Crichton. Did you lose any arrows to-day?
Lady Mary. Only one in Firefly Grove.
Crichton. You were as far as that?
How did you get across the Black
Gorge?
Lady Mary. I went across on the rope.
Crichton. Hand over hand?
Lady Mary (swelling at the implied praise).
I wasn’t in the least dizzy.
Crichton (moved). You brave
girl! (He sits back in his chair a little agitated.)
But never do that again.
Lady Mary (pouting). It is such fun,
Gov.
Crichton (decisively). I forbid it.
Lady Mary (the little rebel). I shall.
Crichton (surprised). Polly!
(He signs to her sharply to step forward, but for
a moment she holds back petulantly, and even when she
does come it is less obediently than like a naughty,
sulky child. Nevertheless, with the forbearance
that is characteristic of the man, he addresses her
with grave gentleness rather than severely.) You must
do as I tell you, you know.
Lady Mary (strangely passionate). I
shan’t.
Crichton (smiling at her fury).
We shall see. Frown at me, Polly; there, you
do it at once. Clench your little fists, stamp
your feet, bite your ribbons-(A student
of women, or at least of this woman, he knows that
she is about to do those things, and thus she seems
to do them to order. Lady Mary screws
up her face like a baby and cries. He is immediately
kind.) You child of nature; was it cruel of me to wish
to save you from harm?
Lady Mary (drying her eyes).
I’m an ungracious wretch. Oh God, I don’t
try half hard enough to please you. I’m
even wearing-(she looks down sadly)-when
I know you prefer it.
Crichton (thoughtfully).
I admit I do prefer it. Perhaps I am a little
old-fashioned in these matters. (Her tears again threaten.)
Ah, don’t, Polly; that’s nothing.
Lady Mary. If I could only please you,
Gov.
Crichton (slowly). You do
please me, child, very much-(he half rises)-very
much indeed. (If he meant to say more he checks himself.
He looks at his plate.) No more, thank you. (The simple
island meal is ended, save for the walnuts and the
wine, and Crichton is too busy a man to linger
long over them. But he is a stickler for etiquette,
end the table is cleared charmingly, though with dispatch,
before they are placed before him. Lady
Mary is an artist with the crumb-brush, and there
are few arts more delightful to watch. Dusk has
come sharply, and she turns on the electric light.
It awakens Crichton from a reverie in which he
has been regarding her.)
Crichton. Polly, there is
only one thing about you that I don’t quite
like. (She looks up, making a moue, if that can
be said of one who so well knows her place. He
explains.) That action of the hands.
Lady Mary. What do I do?
Crichton. So-like
one washing them. I have noticed that the others
tend to do it also. It seems odd.
Lady Mary (archly). Oh Gov., have you
forgotten?
Crichton. What?
Lady Mary. That once upon a time a
certain other person did that.
Crichton (groping). You mean myself? (She
nods, and he shudders.)
Horrible!
Lady Mary (afraid she has hurt him).
You haven’t for a very long time.
Perhaps it is natural to servants.
Crichton. That must be it.
(He rises.) Polly! (She looks up expectantly, but
he only sighs and turns away.)
Lady Mary (gently). You sighed, Gov.
Crichton. Did I? I
was thinking. (He paces the room and then turns to
her agitatedly, yet with control over his agitation.
There is some mournfulness in his voice.) I have always
tried to do the right thing on this island. Above
all, Polly, I want to do the right thing by you.
Lady Mary (with shining
eyes). How we all trust you. That is your
reward, Gov.
Crichton (who is having a fight
with himself). And now I want a greater reward.
Is it fair to you? Am I playing the game?
Bill Crichton would like always to play the game.
If we were in England-(He pauses so long
that she breaks in softly.)
Lady Mary. We know
now that we shall never see England again.
Crichton. I am thinking
of two people whom neither of us has seen for a long
time-Lady Mary Lasenby, and one Crichton,
a butler. (He says the last word bravely, a word he
once loved, though it is the most horrible of all
words to him now.)
Lady Mary. That cold,
haughty, insolent girl. Gov., look around you
and forget them both.
Crichton. I had nigh forgotten
them. He has had a chance, Polly-that
butler-in these two years of becoming a
man, and he has tried to take it. There have
been many failures, but there has been some success,
and with it I have let the past drop off me, and turned
my back on it. That butler seems a far-away figure
to me now, and not myself. I hail him, but we
scarce know each other. If I am to bring him back
it can only be done by force, for in my soul he is
now abhorrent to me. But if I thought it best
for you I’d haul him back; I swear as an honest
man, I would bring him back with all his obsequious
ways and deferential airs, and let you see the man
you call your Gov. melt for ever into him who was
your servant.
Lady Mary (shivering).
You hurt me. You say these things, but you say
them like a king. To me it is the past that was
not real.
Crichton (too grandly).
A king! I sometimes feel-(For a moment
the yellow light gleams in his green eyes. We
remember suddenly what Treherne and Ernest
said about his regal look. He checks himself.)
I say it harshly, it is so hard to say, and all the
time there is another voice within me crying-(He
stops.)
Lady Mary (trembling but
not afraid). If it is the voice of nature-
Crichton (strongly). I know it to be the
voice of nature.
Lady Mary (in a whisper).
Then, if you want to say it very much, Gov., please
say it to Polly Lasenby.
Crichton (again in the grip of
an idea). A king! Polly, some people hold
that the soul but leaves one human tenement for another,
and so lives on through all the ages. I have
occasionally thought of late that, in some past existence,
I may have been a king. It has all come to me
so naturally, not as if I had had to work it out,
but-as-if-I-remembered. ’Or ever the knightly
years were gone, With the old world to the grave,
I was a king in Babylon, And you were a Christian slave.’
It may have been; you hear me, it may have been.
Lady Mary (who is as one fascinated).
It may have been.
Crichton. I am lord over
all. They are but hewers of wood and drawers
of water for me. These shores are mine. Why
should I hesitate; I have no longer any doubt.
I do believe I am doing the right thing. Dear
Polly, I have grown to love you; are you afraid to
mate with me? (She rocks her arms; no words will come
from her.) ’I was a king in Babylon, And you
were a Christian slave.’
Lady Mary (bewitched).
You are the most wonderful man I have ever known,
and I am not afraid. (He takes her to him reverently.
Presently he is seated, and she is at his feet looking
up adoringly in his face. As the tension relaxes
she speaks with a smile.) I want you to tell me-every
woman likes to know-when was the first time
you thought me nicer than the others?
Crichton (who, like all big men,
is simple). I think a year ago. We were
chasing goats on the Big Slopes, and you out-distanced
us all; you were the first of our party to run a goat
down; I was proud of you that day.
Lady Mary (blushing with
pleasure). Oh Gov., I only did it to please you.
Everything I have done has been out of the desire to
please you. (Suddenly anxious.) If I thought
that in taking a wife from among us you were imperilling
your dignity-
Crichton (perhaps a little masterful).
Have no fear of that, dear. I have thought it
all out. The wife, Polly, always takes the same
position as the husband.
Lady Mary. But I am
so unworthy. It was sufficient to me that I should
be allowed to wait on you at that table.
Crichton. You shall wait
on me no longer. At whatever table I sit, Polly,
you shall soon sit there also. (Boyishly.) Come, let
us try what it will be like.
Lady Mary. As your servant at your
feet.
Crichton. No, as my consort by my side.
(They are sitting thus when the hatch
is again opened and coffee offered. But lady
Mary is no longer there to receive it. Her
sisters peep through in consternation. In vain
they rattle the cup and saucer. Agatha brings
the coffee to Crichton.)
Crichton (forgetting for the
moment that it is not a month hence). Help your
mistress first, girl. (Three women are bereft of speech,
but he does not notice it. He addresses Catherine
vaguely.) Are you a good girl, Kitty?
Catherine (when she finds her tongue). I
try to be, Gov.
Crichton (still more vaguely).
That’s right. (He takes command of himself again,
and signs to them to sit down. Ernest comes
in cheerily, but finding Crichton here is suddenly
weak. He subsides on a chair, wondering what
has happened.)
Crichton (surveying him).
Ernest. (Ernest rises.) You are becoming a little
slovenly in your dress, Ernest; I don’t like
it.
Ernest (respectfully). Thank
you. (Ernest sits again. Daddy and Treherne
arrive.)
Crichton. Daddy, I want you.
Lord Loam (with a sinking). Is it because
I forgot to clean out the dam?
Crichton (encouragingly).
No, no. (He pours some wine into a goblet.) A glass
of wine with you, Daddy.
Lord Loam (hastily).
Your health, Gov. (He is about to drink, but the master
checks him.)
Crichton. And hers.
Daddy, this lady has done me the honour to promise
to be my wife.
Lord Loam (astounded). Polly!
Crichton (a little perturbed). I ought first
to have asked your consent.
I deeply regret-but nature; may I hope
I have your approval?
Lord Loam. May you,
Gov.? (Delighted.) Rather! Polly! (He puts his
proud arms round her.)
Treherne. We all congratulate you, Gov.,
most heartily.
Ernest. Long life to you both, sir.
(There is much shaking of hands, all of which is sincere.)
Treherne. When will it be, Gov.?
Crichton (after turning to lady
Mary, who whispers to him). As soon as the
bridal skirt can be prepared. (His manner has been
most indulgent, and without the slightest suggestion
of patronage. But he knows it is best for all
that he should keep his place, and that his presence
hampers them.) My friends, I thank you for your good
wishes, I thank you all. And now, perhaps you
would like me to leave you to yourselves. Be
joyous. Let there be song and dance to-night.
Polly, I shall take my coffee in the parlour-you
understand.
(He retires with pleasant dignity.
Immediately there is a rush of two girls at lady
Mary.)
Lady Mary. Oh, oh! Father, they
are pinching me.
Lord Loam (taking her under
his protection). Agatha, Catherine, never presume
to pinch your sister again. On the other hand,
she may pinch you henceforth as much as ever she chooses.
(In the meantime tweeny is weeping
softly, and the two are not above using her as a weapon.)
Catherine. Poor Tweeny, it’s a shame.
Agatha. After he had almost promised you.
Tweeny (loyally turning on them).
No, he never did. He was always honourable as
could be. ’Twas me as was too vulgar.
Don’t you dare say a word agin that man.
Ernest (to lord Loam). You’ll
get a lot of tit-bits out of this, Daddy.
Lord Loam. That’s what I was
thinking.
Ernest (plunged in thought).
I dare say I shall have to clean out the dam now.
Lord Loam (heartlessly).
I dare say. (His gay old heart makes him again proclaim
that he is a chickety chick. He seizes the concertina.)
Treherne (eagerly). That’s
the proper spirit. (He puts his arm round Catherine,
and in another moment they are all dancing to Daddy’s
music. Never were people happier on an island.
A moment’s pause is presently created by the
return of Crichton, wearing the wonderful robe
of which we have already had dark mention. Never
has he looked more regal, never perhaps felt so regal.
We need not grudge him the one foible of his rule,
for it is all coming to an end.)
Crichton (graciously, seeing
them hesitate). No, no; I am delighted to see
you all so happy. Go on.
Treherne. We don’t like to before
you, Gov.
Crichton (his last order). It is my wish.
(The merrymaking is resumed, and soon
Crichton himself joins in the dance. It
is when the fun is at its fastest and most furious
that all stop abruptly as if turned to stone.
They have heard the boom of a gun. Presently
they are alive again. Ernest leaps to the
window.)
Treherne (huskily). It was
a ship’s gun. (They turn to Crichton for
confirmation; even in that hour they turn to Crichton.)
Gov.?
Crichton. Yes.
(In another moment lady Mary and lord
Loam are alone.)
Lady Mary (seeing that her father is unconcerned).
Father, you heard.
Lord Loam (placidly). Yes, my child.
Lady Mary (alarmed by his unnatural calmness).
But it was a gun, father.
Lord Loam (looking an old
man now, and shuddering a little). Yes-a
gun-I have often heard it. It’s
only a dream, you know; why don’t we go on dancing?
(She takes his hands, which have gone cold.)
Lady Mary. Father.
Don’t you see, they have all rushed down to the
beach? Come.
Lord Loam. Rushed down to the beach;
yes, always that-I often dream it.
Lady Mary. Come, father, come.
Lord Loam. Only a dream, my poor girl.
(Crichton returns. He is pale but firm.)
Crichton. We can see lights within a mile
of the shore-a great ship.
Lord Loam. A ship-always
a ship.
Lady Mary. Father, this is no dream.
Lord Loam (looking timidly
at Crichton). It’s a dream, isn’t
it? There’s no ship?
Crichton (soothing him with a
touch). You are awake, Daddy, and there is a
ship.
Lord Loam (clutching him). You are
not deceiving me?
Crichton. It is the truth.
Lord Loam (reeling). True?-a
ship-at last!
(He goes after the others pitifully.)
Crichton (quietly). There
is a small boat between it and the island; they must
have sent it ashore for water.
Lady Mart. Coming in?
Crichton. No. That
gun must have been a signal to recall it. It is
going back. They can’t hear our cries.
Lady Mary (pressing her
temples). Going away. So near-so
near. (Almost to herself.) I think I’m glad.
Crichton (cheerily). Have no fear.
I shall bring them back.
(He goes towards the table on which is the electrical
apparatus.)
Lady Mary (standing on guard
as it were between him and the table). What are
you going to do?
Crichton. To fire the beacons.
Lady Mary. Stop! (She faces him.) Don’t
you see what it means?
Crichton (firmly). It means
that our life on the island has come to a natural
end.
Lady Mary (husky). Gov., let the ship
go-
Crichton. The old man-you saw
what it means to him.
Lady Mary. But I am afraid.
Crichton (adoringly). Dear Polly.
Lady Mary. Gov., let the ship go.
Crichton (she clings to him,
but though it is his death sentence he loosens her
hold). Bill Crichton has got to play the game.
(He pulls the levers. Soon through the window
one of the beacons is seen flaring red. There
is a long pause. Shouting is heard. Ernest
is the first to arrive.)
Ernest. Polly, Gov., the boat
has turned back. They are English sailors; they
have landed! We are rescued, I tell you, rescued!
Lady Mary (wanly). Is it anything to
make so great a to-do about?
Ernest (staring). Eh?
Lady Mary. Have we not been happy here?
Ernest. Happy? Lord, yes.
Lady Mary (catching hold
of his sleeve). Ernest, we must never forget
all that the Gov. has done for us.
Ernest (stoutly). Forget
it? The man who could forget it would be a selfish
wretch and a-But I say, this makes a difference!
Lady Mary (quickly). No, it doesn’t.
Ernest (his mind tottering). A mighty difference!
(The others come running in, some
weeping with joy, others boisterous. We see blue-jackets
gazing through the window at the curious scene.
Lord Loam comes accompanied by a naval officer,
whom he is continually shaking by the hand.)
Lord Loam. And here,
sir, is our little home. Let me thank you in the
name of us all, again and again and again.
Officer. Very proud, my
lord. It is indeed an honour to have been able
to assist so distinguished a gentleman as Lord Loam.
Lord Loam. A glorious,
glorious day. I shall show you our other room.
Come, my pets. Come, Crichton.
(He has not meant to be cruel.
He does not know he has said it. It is the old
life that has come back to him. They all go.
All leave Crichton except lady Mary.)
Lady Mary (stretching out
her arms to him). Dear Gov., I will never give
you up.
(There is a salt smile on his face
as he shakes his head to her. He lets the cloak
slip to the ground. She will not take this for
an answer; again her arms go out to him. Then
comes the great renunciation. By an effort of
will he ceases to be an erect figure; he has the humble
bearing of a servant. His hands come together
as if he were washing them.)
Crichton (it is the speech of his life).
My lady.
(She goes away. There is none to salute him now,
unless we do it.)