MORE HELP FROM MR. KEEFER--SIX WEEKS AS A HORSE-TRAINER--A MYSTERIOUS
PARTNER--COLLAPSED--HOW I MADE A RAISE--HOME AGAIN--FATHER TO A BOUNCING
BOY.
Soon after my arrival home I received
a letter from a horse-trainer then located at Springfield,
Ohio, saying I had been recommended to him as a splendid
horse-back rider, a general “hus’ler”
in business, and possibly a good advertiser.
As these were the requirements needed in his business,
he would give me a half interest in the same if I would
join him. He then went on to state the marvelous
works he could do.
When I read this letter to my folks,
my mother said she thought it a splendid chance to
get my neck broke, and leave a young widow.
Mr. Keefer said he’d bet I could
ride any horse the fellow had.
I then gave Mr. Keefer the wink, and
he followed me to the barn, when I began negotiations
for a small loan to take me to Springfield. He
then explained to me for the first time, that his
affairs had become somewhat embarrassed, through a
bad investment, and it was almost impossible for him
to make both ends meet; “but,” he added,
“I have never yet refused you, because I have
always had faith in you; and I believe in your ability
to some day make lots of money, and I will see what
I can do to help you once more.”
That day he called on a friend who
loaned him the few dollars I needed, and as he handed
it to me he said: “I know it will all come
right some day.”
I now began to realize what a pleasure
it would be could I embark in a well-paying business,
just at the time when Mr. Keefer was in adverse circumstances.
As there was no other opening for
me, I immediately started for Springfield, where I
met the young horse-trainer, Prof. De Voe, with
whom I at once proceeded to form a co-partnership.
He was a conundrum to me, from the very outset.
A short, thick-set young man, not over eighteen years
of age, with bushy, black hair, and dark eyes, a large
Roman nose, and extremely small hands and feet.
He was thoroughly posted in the science
of Horse-training, first-class in giving instructions,
but poor in execution. I immediately wrote some
advertising matter, and after having it printed we
started on our trip.
Our plan was to break unruly horses,
and teach the method of doing it. We would select
one of the handsomest horses in the town where we were
operating, and I would first break him to ride under
the saddle without a bridle; then we would teach him
to drive to the carriage without reins, by the motion
of the whip.
We had a splendid trade for about
two weeks, and worked into the State of Kentucky.
We very soon learned that the people there knew more
about horses than we ever knew.
My partner and myself were frequently
compelled to occupy the same room at the hotels, and
he would often frighten me half out of my wits, in
the middle of the night, by breaking out with a beautiful
song, in a sweet soprano voice; and at other times
would get up in his sleep and, after taking his position
on a foot-stool, would strike out in a splendid lecture
on either the anatomy of the horse, or the art of
training him.
I would frequently wait and let him
close his speech; after thanking his supposed audience,
he would again retire, without ever waking, or realizing
what he had done. There was no time when I ever
heard him do half so well in his lectures as when
asleep.
He wore a boot three sizes too large,
and gave as a reason for this, that if a horse happened
to step on his feet it wouldn’t hurt his toes.
I often laughed at this foolish whim,
and failed to quite understand him. We remained
together until we “collapsed,” at Bowling
Green, when we decided to dissolve partnership.
He pawned a small lady’s gold
watch, which he said his deceased wife had left him,
and with the money bought a ticket for Cincinnati.
I was undecided whether to continue horse-training,
or try and strike something else.
After Prof. De Voe left, I remained
at the hotel but a few days, when a gentleman arrived
there from the East, selling County rights for a patent
gate.
I remembered having had a conversation
with a gentleman the day before, who said he wanted
to invest a hundred dollars in a good paying business.
I asked the patent-right man what
commission he would allow if I would find a customer.
He said twenty-five per cent. In less than two
hours I had sold a county for one hundred dollars.
I received the twenty-five dollars, and after settling
my board bill, started for home.
On my way I stopped off a day in Cincinnati.
While passing by a cheap second-class hotel, a voice
came from an upper window: “Halloo, Johnston!”
I halted, looked up and “hallooed” back.
A lady, with her head projecting out of the window,
said: “Come up in the sitting-room.”
I did as requested.
As I opened the door, she stepped
forward and extended her hand, with the remark:
“How are you, Prof. Johnston? Where
did you leave Prof. De Voe?” I answered
the question, adding: “Madam, you know me,
but I can’t place you, although your countenance
looks familiar.”
She then stepped to a door leading
into a bedroom, and asked me to look inside and see
if I saw anything that looked natural.
The very first article my eyes fell
upon was a familiar-looking valise, with the name,
“Prof. De Voe,” printed on it, and
the same one that I had frequently carried and had
checked, on our recent horse-training trip.
I then turned to the lady, and at
once saw every expression of the Professor’s
face in hers, and realized for the first time how I
had been deceived. Standing there before me,
with the form and countenance of Prof. De Voe,
was one of the handsomest and most graceful young
ladies I had ever met. Instantly there came to
mind the small feet, and the flimsy excuse for wearing
large boots. I also called to mind the sweet
soprano voice while singing, the lady’s gold
watch that was pawned, the fact of the Professor having
always persisted in looking under the bed before retiring,
and the timidity shown at the sudden appearance of
a mouse in the room; and one time in particular, when
the landlord where we stopped asked if we would occupy
the same room and bed, I objected seriously, telling
him that I didn’t like to sleep with any man.
The incident just related is very
unusual, and far from the range of most people’s
experience.
The old adage, “Truth is stranger
than fiction” is ably illustrated here.
And to prove its authenticity, I will say that I have
letters in my possession from Prof. De Voe, who
is living with her second husband, in Cincinnati,
in which mention is made of our experience.
I of course felt humiliated that I
had traveled six weeks with a lady as partner without
discovering the fact, but felt nevertheless that it
was not due to my stupidity, as I could readily see
how perfect her disguise was.
She explained to me that her husband Prof.
De Voe had skipped to Canada, through having
financial trouble, and had left her with but little
money, several suits of clothes which fitted her nicely,
and a fair knowledge of horse-training, in which she
felt certain to succeed. I will here add that
since my residence in Chicago I purchased a very handsome
balky horse for ninety dollars, which I succeeded in
breaking within ten days by Prof. De Voe’s
method, and afterwards sold him for five hundred dollars.
While at Cincinnati I received a message
summoning me home, where I arrived the following morning,
and two days later became the father of a bouncing
eleven-pound boy.
On my arrival home I explained to
my folks “just how it all happened.”
My mother said it showed just how
bright I was, to travel six weeks with a man and not
know he was a woman.
Mr. Keefer said he guessed there was no harm done.