“By the way,” said Escott,
a couple of days later, “how is your mysterious
man getting on? I haven’t seen him myself
yet.”
Sherlaw laughed.
“He’s turning out a regular
sportsman, by George! For the first day he was
more or less in the same state in which he arrived.
Then he began to wake up and ask questions. ‘What
the devil is this place?’ he said to me in the
evening. It may sound profane, but he was very
polite, I assure you. I told him, and he sort
of raised his eyebrows, smiled, and thanked me like
a Prime Minister acknowledging an obligation.
Since then he has steadily developed sporting, not
to say frisky, tastes. He went out this morning,
and in five minutes had his arm round one of the prettiest
nurses’ waist. And she didn’t seem
to mind much either, by George!”
“He’ll want a bit of looking after, I
take it.”
“Seems to me he is uncommonly
capable of taking care of himself. The rest of
the establishment will want looking after, though.”
From this time forth the mysterious
gentleman began to regularly take the air and to be
remarked, and having once remarked him, people looked
again.
Mr Francis Beveridge, for such it
appeared was his name, was distinguished even for
Clankwood. Though his antecedents were involved
in mystery, so much confidence was placed in Dr Congleton’s
discrimination that the unknown stranger was at once
received on the most friendly terms by every one;
and, to tell the truth, it would have been hard to
repulse him for long. His manner was perfect,
his conversation witty to the extremest verge of propriety,
and his clothes, fashionable in cut and of unquestionable
fit, bore on such of the buttons as were made of metal
the hall mark of a leading London firm. He wore
the longest and most silky moustaches ever seen, and
beneath them a short well-tended beard completed his
resemblance-so the ladies declared-to
King Charles of unhappy memory. The melancholic
Mr Jones (quondam author of ‘Sunflowers-A
Lyrical Medley’) declared, indeed, that for
Mr Beveridge shaving was prohibited, and darkly whispered
“suicidal,” but his opinion was held of
little account.
It was upon a morning about a week
after his arrival that Dr Escott, alone in the billiard-room,
saw him enter. Escott had by this time made his
acquaintance, and, like almost everybody else, had
already succumbed to the fascination of his address.
“Good morning, doctor,”
he said; “I wish you to do me a trifling favour,
a mere bending of your eyes.”
Escott laughed.
“I shall be delighted. What is it?”
Mr Beveridge unbuttoned his waistcoat and displayed
his shirt-front.
“I only want you to be good enough to read the
inscription written here.”
The doctor bent down.
" ‘Francis Beveridge,’ " he said.
“That’s all I see.”
“And that’s all I see,”
said Mr Beveridge. “Now what can you read
here? I am not troubling you?”
He held out his handkerchief as he spoke.
“Not a bit,” laughed the
doctor, “but I only see ‘Francis Beveridge’
here too, I’m afraid.”
“Everything has got it,”
said Mr Beveridge, shaking his head, it would be hard
to say whether humorously or sadly. " ‘Francis
Beveridge’ on everything. It follows, I
suppose, that I am Francis Beveridge?”
“What else?” asked Escott, who was much
amused.
“That’s just it.
What else?” said the other. He smiled a
peculiarly charming smile, thanked the doctor with
exaggerated gratitude, and strolled out again.
“He is a rum chap,” reflected Escott.
And indeed in the outside world he
might safely have been termed rather rum, but here
in this backwater, so full of the oddest flotsam, his
waywardness was rather less than the average.
He had, for instance, a diverting habit of modifying
the time, and even the tune, of the hymns on Sunday,
and he confessed to having kissed all the nurses and
housemaids except three. But both Escott and
Sherlaw declared they had never met a more congenial
spirit. Mr Beveridge’s game of billiards
was quite remarkable even for Clankwood, where the
enforced leisure of many of the noblemen and gentlemen
had made them highly proficient on the spot; he showed
every promise, on his rare opportunities, of being
an unusually entertaining small hour, whisky-and-soda
raconteur; in fact, he was evidently a man
whose previous career, whatever it might have been
(and his own statements merely served to increase
the mystery round this point), had led him through
many humorous by-paths, and left him with few restrictive
prejudices.
November became December, and to all
appearances he had settled down in his new residence
with complete resignation, when that unknowable factor
that upsets so many calculations came upon the scene,-the
factor, I mean, that wears a petticoat.
Mr Beveridge strolled into Escott’s
room one morning to find the doctor inspecting a mixed
assortment of white kid gloves.
“Do these mean past or future
conquests?” he asked with his smile.
“Both,” laughed the doctor.
“I’m trying to pick out a clean pair for
the dance to-night.”
“You go a-dancing, then?”
“Don’t you know it’s our own monthly
ball here?”
“Of course,” said Mr Beveridge,
passing his hand quickly across his brow. “I
must have heard, but things pass so quickly through
my head nowadays.”
He laughed a little conventional laugh, and gazed
at the gloves.
“You are coming, of course?” said Escott.
“If you can lend me a pair of these. Can
you spare one?”
“Help yourself,” replied the doctor.
Mr Beveridge selected a pair with
the care of a man who is particular in such matters,
put them in his pocket, thanked the doctor, and went
out.
“Hope he doesn’t play the fool,”
thought Escott.
Invitations to the balls at Clankwood
were naturally in great demand throughout the county,
for nowhere were noblemen so numerous and divinities
so tangible. Carriages and pairs rolled up one
after another, the mansion glittered with lights,
the strains of the band could be heard loud and stirring
or low and faintly all through the house.
“Who is that man dancing opposite
my daughter?” asked the Countess of Grillyer.
“A Mr Beveridge,” replied Dr Congleton.
Mr Beveridge, in fact, the mark of
all eyes, was dancing in a set of lancers. The
couple opposite to him consisted of a stout elderly
gentleman who, doubtless for the best reasons, styled
himself the Emperor of the two Americas, and a charming
little pink and flaxen partner-the Lady
Alicia a Fyre, as everybody who was anybody could
have told you. The handsome stranger moved, as
might be expected, with his accustomed grace and air
of distinction, and, probably to convince his admirers
that there was nothing meretricious in his performance,
he carried his hands in his pockets the whole time.
This certainly caused a little inconvenience to his
partner, but to be characteristic in Clankwood one
had to step very far out of the beaten track.
For two figures the Emperor snorted
disapproval, but at the end of the third, when Mr
Beveridge had been skipping round the outskirts of
the set, his hands still thrust out of sight, somewhat
to the derangement of the customary procedure, he
could contain himself no longer.
“Hey, young man!” he asked
in his most stentorian voice, as the music ceased,
“are you afraid of having your pockets picked?”
“Alas!” replied Mr Beveridge,
“it would take two men to do that.”
“Huh!” snorted the Emperor,
“you are so d-d strong, are you?”
“I mean,” answered his
vis-a-vis with his polite smile, “that
it would take one man to put something in and another
to take it out.”
This remark not only turned the laugh
entirely on Mr Beveridge’s side, but it introduced
the upsetting factor.