One day when they were out at feed
our Pricket caught sight of a little brown bird with
a full dozen of little chicks cheeping all round her;
and as he was always anxious to make new friends he
trotted up to scrape acquaintance with the stranger.
But what was his astonishment when the little bird
fluffed out her wings and flew at him.
“You dare to touch mun,”
she said furiously, “you dare to touch mun,
and I’ll peck out the eyes of ’ee.”
“But, my dear soul,” he
said, “I won’t do you any harm.”
“Oh, beg your pardon,”
said the little bird, “I didn’t see who
it was, and I made sure that it was one of they sheep-dogs.
But I don’t mind ever to have seen one of you
here; I thought you belonged farther down the valley.”
“But I come from the moor,” he said.
“I ha’n’t never
been on the moor,” said the little bird, “but
there’s more of ’ee down the valley, at
least I think there be, for, begging your honour’s
pardon, I don’t rightly know who you be.
Do ’ee want to know the way? Then follow
down the river till you’m clear of the woods
and then turn up over the fields, till you see another
wood, and that will bring ’ee to the place where
your friends be. And I beg your honour’s
pardon for mistaking your honour for a sheep-dog, for
I’ve never seen the like of you before, but
they sheep-dogs do worry us poor Partridges terrible.”
And she bustled away with her Chicks.
But the Pricket was so much excited to hear of other
Deer that he entreated his mother to go where the
Partridge had told them. And they went just as
she had said, over the fields and into the wood that
she spoke of, but to their disappointment saw no sign
of a deer there. So they passed on through the
wood to the valley again, and then they came to a park
with the river running through it, and great trees
bigger than he had ever seen, beech and oak and lime
and chestnut, some in rows and some in clumps, a beautiful
expanse of green, all dripping in the morning dew.
And there the Pricket saw deer, and he was so delighted
that he ran on by himself to speak to them; but he
was puzzled, for some of them were black, and some
were white, and some were red, and the greater part
were spotted; while not one was near so big as he was,
though many of them had growing horns as big as his
own and bigger. So he made sure that they must
all be calves with some new description of horn, and
going up to the biggest of them he said rather patronisingly,
“Good morning, my little friend.”
But the other turned round and said,
“Little friend! Do you know who I am, sir?
I am the Master-Buck of this park, sir, and I’ll
trouble you not to call me your little friend.”
“But why don’t you come
to the woods and on to the moor?” said the Pricket,
astonished. “I’ve never seen you there.”
“Did you hear me say that I
was the Master-Buck of this park, sir?” said
the Fallow-Buck, “and do you know what that means?
I am lord of the whole of this herd, and master of
everything inside this park-fence. What do I
want with woods and moors, when I have all this beautiful
green park for a kingdom, and all this grass to feed
on in the summer, and hay, sir, hay brought to me
in the winter? Do you get hay brought to you
in the winter, sir?”
“Why,” broke in the Pricket,
“do you mean to say that you can’t feed
yourself?”
But here the Hind trotted up and fetched
her son away. “They are only miserable
little tame Fallow-Deer,” she said. “You
should never have lowered yourself to speak to them.”
“No, mother,” he answered;
“but fancy preferring to live in a wretched
little park instead of wandering free through the woods
and over the moor! Do let me go back and thrash
him.”
But when the Fallow-Buck heard this
he trotted away as quick as he could; and mother and
son went back into the wood. And as they entered
it a very handsome bird with a grey back and a rosy
breast and bright blue on his wings fluttered over
their heads screeching at the top of his voice.
“Come in,” he said, “please to come
right in. But we Jays be put here to scritch
when any stranger cometh into the wood, and scritch
I must and scritch I shall.” And certainly
he did, in a most unpleasant tone, for he had been
watching a brood of another bird’s chicks instead
of minding his proper business, and so had missed them
when they first came in. So he screeched double
to make up for lost time.
Then presently there came towards
them another bird, walking very daintily on the ground.
He had a green neck and bright red round his eyes,
and a coat which shone like burnished copper mixed
with burnished gold. He stopped as they came
up, and waiting till the Pricket had wandered a little
way from his mother, he went up to him and said in
a very patronising tone: “Welcome, young
sir, welcome to my wood. I have not the pleasure
of knowing who you are, but my name I expect is familiar
to you. Phasianus Colchicus, ahem ”
and he strutted about with great importance.
“You have heard of me, no doubt.”
“I am afraid not,” said
the Pricket very civilly. “You see, I come
from the moor. But I thought that I saw one or
two birds like you as we passed through this wood.”
“Like me,” said the bird
suspiciously; “are you quite sure that they
were like me, like me in every way?”
“Well,” said the Pricket
hesitating, “they had pretty white rings round
their necks ?”
“What!” broke in the bird,
“rings round their necks, and like me! Oh,
the ignorance of young people nowadays. My dear
young friend, you have a great deal to learn.
Have I a white ring round my neck? No. Well,
now I must ask your pardon if I turn my back upon you
for one moment.” And round he turned very
slowly and ceremoniously and stood with his back to
the Pricket, who stared at it not knowing what to say.
“Well,” said the bird,
looking over his shoulder after a time. “You
make no remark. Is it possible that you notice
nothing? My dear young friend, let me ask you,
do you see any green on my back?”
“No,” said the Pricket, and honestly he
did not.
“So,” said the bird very
tragically. “Look well at that back, for
you will never see such another again, my young friend.
I am one of the old English breed, the last of my
race, the last of those that, coming centuries ago
from the banks of the Phasis, made England their home
and were, I may venture to say, her greatest ornament.
But now a miserable race of Chinese birds has come
in, and go where I will I see nothing but white-ringed
necks and hideous green backs. My very children,
now no more, took them for wives and husbands, and
I alone am left of the old pure breed, the last of
the true Pheasants, the last king of this famous wood,
the last and the greatest bless me, what’s
that? Kok, kok, kok, kok, kok.” Thereupon
he flipped up into a larch-tree and began at the top
of his voice: “You wretched creature, how
often have I forbidden you the woods? Go home
and catch mice, go home. My dear young friend,
let me entreat you to drive that wretch away.”
And the Pricket looking round saw
a little black and white Cat slinking through the
wood close by, a thing he had never seen before and
did not at all like the sight of. She took not
the least notice of the Pheasant till the Hind trotted
down through the covert and said very sternly:
“Go home, Pussy, go home. How dare you come
out into the woods? Take care, or you’ll
come to a bad end.” And the Cat ran away
as fast as she could; and I may as well say that she
did come to a bad end the very next week, for she
was caught in a trap and knocked on the head, which
last is the fate of all poaching cats sooner or later.
So if ever you own a cat, be careful to keep it at
home.
“Ah!” said the old Cock-Pheasant,
much relieved, as the Cat disappeared. “Is
that your mother, my young friend? What an excellent
person! You must introduce me some day, but really
at this moment I feel quite unfit to leave this tree.”
So they left him sitting in the larch
tree, not looking at all kingly, and wandered about
the wood, finding it very much to their liking; for
there was dry ground and wet ground, sunny beds and
shady beds, warm places and cool places, and great
quiet and repose. And that is why all wild animals
love Bremridge Wood and always have loved it.
Now some days after they had made
their home there, the Pricket became troubled with
a good deal of itching in the velvet on his head.
He shook his head violently, but this did no good
except to make the velvet fall down in little strips,
so at last he picked out a neat little ash-tree and
rubbed and scrubbed and frayed till all the velvet
fell to the ground, and he was left with a clean little
pair of smooth white horns. At this he was so
pleased with himself that he must needs go down to
the river to look at himself in the water; and after
that he could not be satisfied till he had passed
through the deer-park to let the Fallow-Deer see him.
But here he was a little abashed, for the horns of
the Bucks were many of them much bigger than his own,
though flat, like your hand, and, as he thought, not
nearly so handsome.
The Hind now became restless and inclined
to wander, so that they went the round of all the
woods in the neighbourhood; and thus it was that one
day they came upon ground covered with rhododendrons,
and azaleas, and tall pine-trees of a kind that they
had never seen before. They would hardly have
ventured upon it if they had not heard the quacking
of wild-ducks, which led them on till they came upon
a little stream. They followed the water downward
till they came to a waterfall, where they stopped
for a minute in alarm; for at its foot lay the remains
of three little ducks quite dead, little more indeed
than heaps of wet feathers, only to be recognised
by their poor little olive-green beaks. But they
still heard quacking below, and going on they presently
found a dozen Mallards and Ducks exactly like those
that they had seen on the moor, all full-plumed and
full-grown.
The Hind went up to them at once,
but they took not the least notice of her. She
wished them good-morning, but still they took no notice;
so then she said in her gentlest voice: “I
am afraid that you have had a dreadful misfortune
with your little Flappers.”
Then at last a little Duck turned
round and said very rudely: “Ey? What
yer s’yin’?”
“Your little Ducklings which
I saw lying dead by the fall,” she said.
“Well,” said the Duck
still more rudely, “let ’em lie there.
I can’t be bothered with ’em. Who
asked you to come poking your nose into our water?”
The Hind was very angry, for she had
never been spoken to like this, and she remembered
how very differently the Duck had talked to her on
the moor. So instead of leaving these disgraceful
little Ducks alone, which would perhaps have been
wiser, she began to scold them. “What,”
she said, “do you mean to say that you let the
poor little things drown for want of proper care?
I never heard of such a thing. You ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.”
And then all the Ducks broke out in
chorus. “’Ow, I s’y, ’ere’s
an old party come to teach us ’ow to bring up
our chicks,” said one. “Shall I just
step out and teach your little feller ’ow to
run?” said another. “Look out, little
’un, or your ’orns will drop off,”
said a third; and this annoyed the Pricket very much,
for how could his horns be dropping off, considering
that they were only just clean of velvet? “The
old ’un hasn’t got no ’orns,”
said a fourth; “there’s an old Cow in
the next field. Shall I go and borrow a pair for
you, mum? She’ll be ’appy to lend
’em, I’m sure.” And they all
burst out laughing together, “Quar, quar, quar,
quar!” And I am sorry to say that the Ducks
laughed even louder than the Mallards.
Altogether they were so rude, and
impudent, and vulgar, and odious, that the Deer walked
away with great dignity without saying another word.
And as they went they saw an old grey Fox crouching
down in the rushes by the water-side, as still as
a stone, and quite hidden from view. Then the
Hind turned to warn the Ducks, but she could hardly
utter a word before they all came swimming down, laughing,
“Quar, quar, quar,” till she couldn’t
hear herself speak. Presently they turned to
the bank, still laughing, and waddled ashore one after
another; when all of a sudden up jumped the Fox, caught
the foremost Mallard by the neck, threw him over his
back, and trotted away laughing in his turn.
And the rest of the ducks flew back to the water fast
enough then, you may be sure, and were sorry when it
was too late that they had been so rude. But
the truth is, that these were not true wild-ducks,
but what are called tame wild-ducks, which had been
bought in Leadenhall Market. And this accounted
for their bad manners, their ugly language, and their
conceit; for like a great many other creatures that
are bred in towns, they thought they knew everything,
whereas in reality they could not take care of their
children nor even of themselves.
The Hind was very much disgusted,
and began to think that she had wandered too far from
the moor, as indeed she had. For on their way
back to Bremridge Wood they were chased by a sheep-dog,
and when they shook him off by jumping a hedge they
found themselves in the middle of a lot of bullocks,
which ran together and galloped after them and tried
to mob them. So they decided to have no more to
do with a country where there were so many tame things,
but to go straight back to the moor. The Pricket
thought that it might be pleasanter only to move up
to their old home in the woods higher up the valley,
but the Hind was impatient to return to the moor.
There was no one to warn her not to go, and they set
out that very same night.