Arrangements quite extensive
had been made for the celebration of Christmas on
the yacht Samoset. Not having been in any civilized
port for months, the stock of provisions boasted few
delicacies; yet Minnie Duncan had managed to devise
real feasts for cabin and forecastle.
“Listen, Boyd,” she told
her husband. “Here are the menus. For
the cabin, raw bonita native style, turtle soup, omelette
a la Samoset ”
“What the dickens?” Boyd Duncan interrupted.
“Well, if you must know, I found
a tin of mushrooms and a package of egg-powder which
had fallen down behind the locker, and there are other
things as well that will go into it. But don’t
interrupt. Boiled yam, fried taro, alligator
pear salad there, you’ve got me all
mixed, Then I found a last delectable half-pound of
dried squid. There will be baked beans Mexican,
if I can hammer it into Toyama’s head; also,
baked papaia with Marquesan honey, and, lastly,
a wonderful pie the secret of which Toyama refuses
to divulge.”
“I wonder if it is possible
to concoct a punch or a cocktail out of trade rum?”
Duncan muttered gloomily.
“Oh! I forgot! Come with me.”
His wife caught his hand and led him
through the small connecting door to her tiny stateroom.
Still holding his hand, she fished in the depths of
a hat-locker and brought forth a pint bottle of champagne.
“The dinner is complete!” he cried.
“Wait.”
She fished again, and was rewarded
with a silver-mounted whisky flask. She held
it to the light of a port-hole, and the liquor showed
a quarter of the distance from the bottom.
“I’ve been saving it for
weeks,” she explained. “And there’s
enough for you and Captain Dettmar.”
“Two mighty small drinks,” Duncan complained.
“There would have been more,
but I gave a drink to Lorenzo when he was sick.”
Duncan growled, “Might have given him rum,”
facetiously.
“The nasty stuff! For a
sick man? Don’t be greedy, Boyd. And
I’m glad there isn’t any more, for Captain
Dettmar’s sake. Drinking always makes him
irritable. And now for the men’s dinner.
Soda crackers, sweet cakes, candy ”
“Substantial, I must say.”
“Do hush. Rice, and curry,
yam, taro, bonita, of course, a big cake Toyama is
making, young pig ”
“Oh, I say,” he protested.
“It is all right, Boyd.
We’ll be in Attu-Attu in three days. Besides,
it’s my pig. That old chief what-ever-his-name
distinctly presented it to me. You saw him yourself.
And then two tins of bullamacow. That’s
their dinner. And now about the presents.
Shall we wait until tomorrow, or give them this evening?”
“Christmas Eve, by all means,”
was the man’s judgment. “We’ll
call all hands at eight bells; I’ll give them
a tot of rum all around, and then you give the presents.
Come on up on deck. It’s stifling down here.
I hope Lorenzo has better luck with the dynamo; without
the fans there won’t be much sleeping to-night
if we’re driven below.”
They passed through the small main-cabin,
climbed a steep companion ladder, and emerged on deck.
The sun was setting, and the promise was for a clear
tropic night. The Samoset, with fore- and main-sail
winged out on either side, was slipping a lazy four-knots
through the smooth sea. Through the engine-room
skylight came a sound of hammering. They strolled
aft to where Captain Dettmar, one foot on the rail,
was oiling the gear of the patent log. At the
wheel stood a tall South Sea Islander, clad in white
undershirt and scarlet hip-cloth.
Boyd Duncan was an original.
At least that was the belief of his friends.
Of comfortable fortune, with no need to do anything
but take his comfort, he elected to travel about the
world in outlandish and most uncomfortable ways.
Incidentally, he had ideas about coral-reefs, disagreed
profoundly with Darwin on that subject, had voiced
his opinion in several monographs and one book, and
was now back at his hobby, cruising the South Seas
in a tiny, thirty-ton yacht and studying reef-formations.
His wife, Minnie Duncan, was also
declared an original, inasmuch as she joyfully shared
his vagabond wanderings. Among other things, in
the six exciting years of their marriage she had climbed
Chimborazo with him, made a three-thousand-mile winter
journey with dogs and sleds in Alaska, ridden a horse
from Canada to Mexico, cruised the Mediterranean in
a ten-ton yawl, and canoed from Germany to the Black
Sea across the heart of Europe. They were a royal
pair of wanderlusters, he, big and broad-shouldered,
she a small, brunette, and happy woman, whose one
hundred and fifteen pounds were all grit and endurance,
and withal, pleasing to look upon.
The Samoset had been a trading schooner,
when Duncan bought her in San Francisco and made alterations.
Her interior was wholly rebuilt, so that the hold
became main-cabin and staterooms, while abaft amidships
were installed engines, a dynamo, an ice machine,
storage batteries, and, far in the stern, gasoline
tanks. Necessarily, she carried a small crew.
Boyd, Minnie, and Captain Dettmar were the only whites
on board, though Lorenzo, the small and greasy engineer,
laid a part claim to white, being a Portuguese half-caste.
A Japanese served as cook, and a Chinese as cabin
boy. Four white sailors had constituted the original
crew for’ard, but one by one they had yielded
to the charms of palm-waving South Sea isles and been
replaced by islanders. Thus, one of the dusky
sailors hailed from Easter Island, a second from the
Carolines, a third from the Paumotus, while the
fourth was a gigantic Samoan. At sea, Boyd Duncan,
himself a navigator, stood a mate’s watch with
Captain Dettmar, and both of them took a wheel or
lookout occasionally. On a pinch, Minnie herself
could take a wheel, and it was on pinches that she
proved herself more dependable at steering than did
the native sailors.
At eight bells, all hands assembled
at the wheel, and Boyd Duncan appeared with a black
bottle and a mug. The rum he served out himself,
half a mug of it to each man. They gulped the
stuff down with many facial expressions of delight,
followed by loud lip-smackings of approval, though
the liquor was raw enough and corrosive enough to burn
their mucous membranes. All drank except Lee Goom,
the abstemious cabin boy. This rite accomplished,
they waited for the next, the present-giving.
Generously molded on Polynesian lines, huge-bodied
and heavy-muscled, they were nevertheless like so
many children, laughing merrily at little things,
their eager black eyes flashing in the lantern light
as their big bodies swayed to the heave and roll of
the ship.
Calling each by name, Minnie gave
the presents out, accompanying each presentation with
some happy remark that added to the glee. There
were trade watches, clasp knives, amazing assortments
of fish-hooks in packages, plug tobacco, matches,
and gorgeous strips of cotton for loincloths all around.
That Boyd Duncan was liked by them was evidenced by
the roars of laughter with which they greeted his slightest
joking allusion.
Captain Dettmar, white-faced, smiling
only when his employer chanced to glance at him, leaned
against the wheel-box, looking on. Twice, he left
the group and went below, remaining there but a minute
each time. Later, in the main cabin, when Lorenzo,
Lee Goom and Toyama received their presents, he disappeared
into his stateroom twice again. For of all times,
the devil that slumbered in Captain Dettmar’s
soul chose this particular time of good cheer to awaken.
Perhaps it was not entirely the devil’s fault,
for Captain Dettmar, privily cherishing a quart of
whisky for many weeks, had selected Christmas Eve
for broaching it.
It was still early in the evening two
bells had just gone when Duncan and his
wife stood by the cabin companionway, gazing to windward
and canvassing the possibility of spreading their
beds on deck. A small, dark blot of cloud, slowly
forming on the horizon, carried the threat of a rain-squall,
and it was this they were discussing when Captain
Dettmar, coming from aft and about to go below, glanced
at them with sudden suspicion. He paused, his
face working spasmodically. Then he spoke:
“You are talking about me.”
His voice was hoarse, and there was
an excited vibration in it. Minnie Duncan started,
then glanced at her husband’s immobile face,
took the cue, and remained silent.
“I say you were talking about
me,” Captain Dettmar repeated, this time with
almost a snarl.
He did not lurch nor betray the liquor
on him in any way save by the convulsive working of
his face.
“Minnie, you’d better
go down,” Duncan said gently. “Tell
Lee Goom we’ll sleep below. It won’t
be long before that squall is drenching things.”
She took the hint and left, delaying
just long enough to give one anxious glance at the
dim faces of the two men.
Duncan puffed at his cigar and waited
till his wife’s voice, in talk with the cabin-boy,
came up through the open skylight.
“Well?” Duncan demanded in a low voice,
but sharply.
“I said you were talking about
me. I say it again. Oh, I haven’t been
blind. Day after day I’ve seen the two of
you talking about me. Why don’t you come
out and say it to my face! I know you know.
And I know your mind’s made up to discharge
me at Attu-Attu.”
“I am sorry you are making such
a mess of everything,” was Duncan’s quiet
reply.
But Captain Dettmar’s mind was set on trouble.
“You know you are going to discharge
me. You think you are too good to associate with
the likes of me you and your wife.”
“Kindly keep her out of this,”
Duncan warned. “What do you want?”
“I want to know what you are going to do!”
“Discharge you, after this, at Attu-Attu.”
“You intended to, all along.”
“On the contrary. It is your present conduct
that compels me.”
“You can’t give me that sort of talk.”
“I can’t retain a captain who calls me
a liar.”
Captain Dettmar for the moment was
taken aback. His face and lips worked, but he
could say nothing. Duncan coolly pulled at his
cigar and glanced aft at the rising cloud of squall.
“Lee Goom brought the mail aboard at Tahiti,”
Captain Dettmar began.
“We were hove short then and
leaving. You didn’t look at your letters
until we were outside, and then it was too late.
That’s why you didn’t discharge me at
Tahiti. Oh, I know. I saw the long envelope
when Lee Goom came over the side. It was from
the Governor of California, printed on the corner
for any one to see. You’d been working behind
my back. Some beachcomber in Honolulu had whispered
to you, and you’d written to the Governor to
find out. And that was his answer Lee Goom carried
out to you. Why didn’t you come to me like
a man! No, you must play underhand with me, knowing
that this billet was the one chance for me to get
on my feet again. And as soon as you read the
Governor’s letter your mind was made up to get
rid of me. I’ve seen it on your face ever
since for all these months.. I’ve seen
the two of you, polite as hell to me all the time,
and getting away in corners and talking about me and
that affair in ’Frisco.”
“Are you done?” Duncan asked, his voice
low, and tense. “Quite done?”
Captain Dettmar made no answer.
“Then I’ll tell you a
few things. It was precisely because of that
affair in ’Frisco that I did not discharge you
in Tahiti. God knows you gave me sufficient provocation.
I thought that if ever a man needed a chance to rehabilitate
himself, you were that man. Had there been no
black mark against you, I would have discharged you
when I learned how you were robbing me.”
Captain Dettmar showed surprise, started
to interrupt, then changed his mind.
“There was that matter of the
deck-calking, the bronze rudder-irons, the overhauling
of the engine, the new spinnaker boom, the new davits,
and the repairs to the whale-boat. You OKd the
shipyard bill. It was four thousand one hundred
and twenty-two francs. By the regular shipyard
charges it ought not to have been a centime over twenty-five
hundred francs-”
“If you take the word of those
alongshore sharks against mine ’ the
other began thickly.
“Save yourself the trouble of
further lying,” Duncan went on coldly.
“I looked it up. I got Flaubin before the
Governor himself, and the old rascal confessed to
sixteen hundred overcharge. Said you’d stuck
him up for it. Twelve hundred went to you, and
his share was four hundred and the job. Don’t
interrupt. I’ve got his affidavit below.
Then was when I would have put you ashore, except
for the cloud you were under. You had to have
this one chance or go clean to hell. I gave you
the chance. And what have you got to say about
it?”
“What did the Governor say?”
Captain Dettmar demanded truculently.
“Which governor?”
“Of California. Did he lie to you like
all the rest?”
“I’ll tell you what he
said. He said that you had been convicted on
circumstantial evidence; that was why you had got life
imprisonment instead of hanging; that you had always
stoutly maintained your innocence; that you were the
black sheep of the Maryland Dettmars; that they moved
heaven and earth for your pardon; that your prison
conduct was most exemplary; that he was prosecuting
attorney at the time you were convicted; that after
you had served seven years he yielded to your family’s
plea and pardoned you; and that in his own mind existed
a doubt that you had killed McSweeny.”
There was a pause, during which Duncan
went on studying the rising squall, while Captain
Dettmar’s face worked terribly.
“Well, the Governor was wrong,”
he announced, with a short laugh. “I did
kill McSweeny. I did get the watchman drunk that
night. I beat McSweeny to death in his bunk.
I used the iron belaying pin that appeared in the
evidence. He never had a chance. I beat him
to a jelly. Do you want the details?”
Duncan looked at him in the curious
way one looks at any monstrosity, but made no reply.
“Oh, I’m not afraid to
tell you,” Captain Dettmar blustered on.
“There are no witnesses. Besides, I am
a free man now. I am pardoned, and by God they
can never put me back in that hole again. I broke
McSweeny’s jaw with the first blow. He
was lying on his back asleep. He said, ’My
God, Jim! My God!’ It was funny to see his
broken jaw wabble as he said it. Then I smashed
him... I say, do you want the rest of the details?”
“Is that all you have to say?” was the
answer.
“Isn’t it enough?” Captain Dettmar
retorted.
“It is enough.”
“What are you going to do about it?”
“Put you ashore at Attu-Attu.”
“And in the meantime?”
“In the meantime...”
Duncan paused. An increase of weight in the wind
rippled his hair. The stars overhead vanished,
and the Samoset swung four points off her course in
the careless steersman’s hands. “In
the meantime throw your halyards down on deck and
look to your wheel. I’ll call the men.”
The next moment the squall burst upon
them. Captain Dettmar, springing aft, lifted
the coiled mainsail halyards from their pins and threw
them, ready to run, on the deck. The three islanders
swarmed from the tiny forecastle, two of them leaping
to the halyards and holding by a single turn, while
the third fastened down the engineroom, companion and
swung the ventilators around. Below, Lee Goom
and Toyama were lowering skylight covers and screwing
up deadeyes. Duncan pulled shut the cover of
the companion scuttle, and held on, waiting, the first
drops of rain pelting his face, while the Samoset
leaped violently ahead, at the same time heeling first
to starboard then to port as the gusty pressures caught
her winged-out sails.
All waited. But there was no
need to lower away on the run. The power went
out of the wind, and the tropic rain poured a deluge
over everything. Then it was, the danger past,
and as the Kanakas began to coil the halyards back
on the pins, that Boyd Duncan went below.
“All right,” he called
in cheerily to his wife. “Only a puff.”
“And Captain Dettmar?” she queried.
“Has been drinking, that is all. I shall
get rid of him at Attu-Attu.”
But before Duncan climbed into his
bunk, he strapped around himself, against the skin
and under his pajama coat, a heavy automatic pistol.
He fell asleep almost immediately,
for his was the gift of perfect relaxation. He
did things tensely, in the way savages do, but the
instant the need passed he relaxed, mind and body.
So it was that he slept, while the rain still poured
on deck and the yacht plunged and rolled in the brief,
sharp sea caused by the squall.
He awoke with a feeling of suffocation
and heaviness. The electric fans had stopped,
and the air was thick and stifling. Mentally cursing
all Lorenzos and storage batteries, he heard his wife
moving in the adjoining stateroom and pass out into
the main cabin. Evidently heading for the fresher
air on deck, he thought, and decided it was a good
example to imitate. Putting on his slippers and
tucking a pillow and a blanket under his arm, he followed
her. As he was about to emerge from the companionway,
the ship’s clock in the cabin began to strike
and he stopped to listen. Four bells sounded.
It was two in the morning. From without came
the creaking of the gaff-jaw against the mast.
The Samoset rolled and righted on a sea, and in the
light breeze her canvas gave forth a hollow thrum.
He was just putting his foot out on
the damp deck when he heard his wife scream.
It was a startled frightened scream that ended in a
splash overside. He leaped out and ran aft.
In the dim starlight he could make out her head and
shoulders disappearing astern in the lazy wake.
“What was it?” Captain
Dettmar, who was at the wheel, asked.
“Mrs. Duncan,” was Duncan’s
reply, as he tore the life-buoy from its hook and
flung it aft. “Jibe over to starboard and
come up on the wind!” he commanded.
And then Boyd Duncan made a mistake. He dived
overboard.
When he came up, he glimpsed the blue-light
on the buoy, which had ignited automatically when
it struck the water. He swam for it, and found
Minnie had reached it first.
“Hello,” he said. “Just trying
to keep cool?”
“Oh, Boyd!” was her answer,
and one wet hand reached out and touched his.
The blue light, through deterioration
or damage, flickered out. As they lifted on the
smooth crest of a wave, Duncan turned to look where
the Samoset made a vague blur in the darkness.
No lights showed, but there was noise of confusion.
He could hear Captain Dettmar’s shouting above
the cries of the others.
“I must say he’s taking
his time,” Duncan grumbled. “Why doesn’t
he jibe? There she goes now.”
They could hear the rattle of the
boom tackle blocks as the sail was eased across.
“That was the mainsail,”
he muttered. “Jibed to port when I told
him starboard.”
Again they lifted on a wave, and again
and again, ere they could make out the distant green
of the Samoset’s starboard light. But instead
of remaining stationary, in token that the yacht was
coming toward them, it began moving across their field
of vision. Duncan swore.
“What’s the lubber holding
over there for!” he demanded. “He’s
got his compass. He knows our bearing.”
But the green light, which was all
they could see, and which they could see only when
they were on top of a wave, moved steadily away from
them, withal it was working up to windward, and grew
dim and dimmer. Duncan called out loudly and
repeatedly, and each time, in the intervals, they
could hear, very faintly, the voice of Captain Dettmar
shouting orders.
“How can he hear me with such
a racket?” Duncan complained.
“He’s doing it so the
crew won’t hear you,” was Minnie’s
answer.
There was something in the quiet way
she said it that caught her husband’s attention.
“What do you mean?”
“I mean that he is not trying
to pick us up,” she went on in the same composed
voice. “He threw me overboard.”
“You are not making a mistake?”
“How could I? I was at
the main rigging, looking to see if any more rain
threatened. He must have left the wheel and crept
behind me. I was holding on to a stay with one
hand. He gripped my hand free from behind and
threw me over. It’s too bad you didn’t
know, or else you would have staid aboard.”
Duncan groaned, but said nothing for
several minutes. The green light changed the
direction of its course.
“She’s gone about,”
he announced. “You are right. He’s
deliberately working around us and to windward.
Up wind they can never hear me. But here goes.”
He called at minute intervals for
a long time. The green light disappeared, being
replaced by the red, showing that the yacht had gone
about again.
“Minnie,” he said finally,
“it pains me to tell you, but you married a
fool. Only a fool would have gone overboard as
I did.”
“What chance have we of being
picked up... by some other vessel, I mean?”
she asked.
“About one in ten thousand,
or ten thousand million. Not a steamer route
nor trade route crosses this stretch of ocean.
And there aren’t any whalers knocking about
the South Seas. There might be a stray trading
schooner running across from Tutuwanga. But I
happen to know that island is visited only once a
year. A chance in a million is ours.”
“And we’ll play that chance,” she
rejoined stoutly.
“You are a joy!”
His hand lifted hers to his lips. “And Aunt
Elizabeth always wondered what I saw in you.
Of course we’ll play that chance. And we’ll
win it, too. To happen otherwise would be unthinkable.
Here goes.”
He slipped the heavy pistol from his
belt and let it sink into the sea. The belt,
however, he retained.
“Now you get inside the buoy
and get some sleep. Duck under.”
She ducked obediently, and came up
inside the floating circle. He fastened the straps
for her, then, with the pistol belt, buckled himself
across one shoulder to the outside of the buoy.
“We’re good for all day
to-morrow,” he said. “Thank God the
water’s warm. It won’t be a hardship
for the first twenty-hour hours, anyway. And
if we’re not picked up by nightfall, we’ve
just got to hang on for another day, that’s
all.”
For half an hour they maintained silence,
Duncan, his head resting on the arm that was on the
buoy, seemed asleep.
“Boyd?” Minnie said softly.
“Thought you were asleep,” he growled.
“Boyd, if we don’t come through this ”
“Stow that!” he broke
in ungallantly. “Of course we’re coming
through. There is isn’t a doubt of it.
Somewhere on this ocean is a ship that’s heading
right for us. You wait and see. Just the
same I wish my brain were equipped with wireless.
Now I’m going to sleep, if you don’t.”
But for once, sleep baffled him.
An hour later he heard Minnie stir and knew she was
awake.
“Say, do you know what I’ve been thinking!”
she asked.
“No; what?”
“That I’ll wish you a Merry Christmas.”
“By George, I never thought
of it. Of course it’s Christmas Day.
We’ll have many more of them, too. And
do you know what I’ve been thinking? What
a confounded shame we’re done out of our Christmas
dinner. Wait till I lay hands on Dettmar.
I’ll take it out of him. And it won’t
be with an iron belaying pin either, Just two bunches
of naked knuckles, that’s all.”
Despite his facetiousness, Boyd Duncan
had little hope. He knew well enough the meaning
of one chance in a million, and was calmly certain
that his wife and he had entered upon their last few
living hours hours that were inevitably
bound to be black and terrible with tragedy.
The tropic sun rose in a cloudless
sky. Nothing was to be seen. The Samoset
was beyond the sea-rim. As the sun rose higher,
Duncan ripped his pajama trousers in halves and fashioned
them into two rude turbans. Soaked in sea-water
they offset the heat-rays.
“When I think of that dinner,
I’m really angry,” he complained, as he
noted an anxious expression threatening to set on his
wife’s face. “And I want you to be
with me when I settle with Dettmar. I’ve
always been opposed to women witnessing scenes of
blood, but this is different. It will be a beating.”
“I hope I don’t break
my knuckles on him,” he added, after a pause.
Midday came and went, and they floated
on, the center of a narrow sea-circle. A gentle
breath of the dying trade-wind fanned them, and they
rose and fell monotonously on the smooth swells of
a perfect summer sea. Once, a gunie spied them,
and for half an hour circled about them with majestic
sweeps. And, once, a huge rayfish, measuring a
score of feet across the tips, passed within a few
yards.
By sunset, Minnie began to rave, softly,
babblingly, like a child. Duncan’s face
grew haggard as he watched and listened, while in his
mind he revolved plans of how best to end the hours
of agony that were coming. And, so planning,
as they rose on a larger swell than usual, he swept
the circle of the sea with his eyes, and saw, what
made him cry out.
“Minnie!” She did not
answer, and he shouted her name again in her ear,
with all the voice he could command. Her eyes
opened, in them fluttered commingled consciousness
and delirium. He slapped her hands and wrists
till the sting of the blows roused her.
“There she is, the chance in a million!”
he cried.
“A steamer at that, heading
straight for us! By George, it’s a cruiser!
I have it! the Annapolis, returning with
those astronomers from Tutuwanga.”
United States Consul Lingford was
a fussy, elderly gentleman, and in the two years of
his service at Attu-Attu had never encountered so
unprecedented a case as that laid before him by Boyd
Duncan. The latter, with his wife, had been landed
there by the Annapolis, which had promptly gone on
with its cargo of astronomers to Fiji.
“It was cold-blooded, deliberate
attempt to murder,” said Consul Lingford.
“The law shall take its course. I don’t
know how precisely to deal with this Captain Dettmar,
but if he comes to Attu-Attu, depend upon it he shall
be dealt with, he ah shall be
dealt with. In the meantime, I shall read up
the law. And now, won’t you and your good
lady stop for lunch!”
As Duncan accepted the invitation,
Minnie, who had been glancing out of the window at
the harbor, suddenly leaned forward and touched her
husband’s arm. He followed her gaze, and
saw the Samoset, flag at half mast, rounding up and
dropping anchor scarcely a hundred yards away.
“There’s my boat now,”
Duncan said to the Consul. “And there’s
the launch over the side, and Captain Dettmar dropping
into it. If I don’t miss my guess, he’s
coming to report our deaths to you.”
The launch landed on the white beach,
and leaving Lorenzo tinkering with the engine, Captain
Dettmar strode across the beach and up the path to
the Consulate.
“Let him make his report,”
Duncan said. “We’ll just step into
this next room and listen.”
And through the partly open door,
he and his wife heard Captain Dettmar, with tears
in his voice, describe the loss of his owners.
“I jibed over and went back
across the very spot,” he concluded. “There
was not a sign of them. I called and called, but
there was never an answer. I tacked back and
forth and wore for two solid hours, then hove to till
daybreak, and cruised back and forth all day, two men
at the mastheads. It is terrible. I am heartbroken.
Mr. Duncan was a splendid man, and I shall never...”
But he never completed the sentence,
for at that moment his splendid employer strode out
upon him, leaving Minnie standing in the doorway.
Captain Dettmar’s white face blanched even whiter.
“I did my best to pick you up, sir,” he
began.
Boyd Duncan’s answer was couched
in terms of bunched knuckles, two bunches of them,
that landed right and left on Captain Dettmar’s
face.
Captain Dettmar staggered backward,
recovered, and rushed with swinging arms at his employer,
only to be met with a blow squarely between the eyes.
This time the Captain went down, bearing the typewriter
under him as he crashed to the floor.
“This is not permissible,”
Consul Lingford spluttered. “I beg of you,
I beg of you, to desist.”
“I’ll pay the damages
to office furniture,” Duncan answered, and at
the same time landing more bunched knuckles on the
eyes and nose of Dettmar.
Consul Lingford bobbed around in the
turmoil like a wet hen, while his office furniture
went to ruin. Once, he caught Duncan by the arm,
but was flung back, gasping, half-across the room.
Another time he appealed to Minnie.
“Mrs. Duncan, won’t you,
please, please, restrain your husband?”
But she, white-faced and trembling,
resolutely shook her head and watched the fray with
all her eyes.
“It is outrageous,” Consul
Lingford cried, dodging the hurtling bodies of the
two men. “It is an affront to the Government,
to the United States Government. Nor will it
be overlooked, I warn you. Oh, do pray desist,
Mr. Duncan. You will kill the man. I beg
of you. I beg, I beg...”
But the crash of a tall vase filled
with crimson hibiscus blossoms left him speechless.
The time came when Captain Dettmar
could no longer get up. He got as far as hands
and knees, struggled vainly to rise further, then collapsed.
Duncan stirred the groaning wreck with his foot.
“He’s all right,”
he announced. “I’ve only given him
what he has given many a sailor and worse.”
“Great heavens, sir!”
Consul Lingford exploded, staring horror-stricken
at the man whom he had invited to lunch.
Duncan giggled involuntarily, then controlled himself.
“I apologize, Mr. Lingford,
I most heartily apologize. I fear I was slightly
carried away by my feelings.”
Consul Lingford gulped and sawed the
air speechlessly with his arms.
“Slightly, sir? Slightly?” he managed
to articulate.
“Boyd,” Minnie called softly from the
doorway.
He turned and looked.
“You are a joy,” she said.
“And now, Mr. Lingford, I am
done with him,” Duncan said. “I turn
over what is left to you and the law.”
“That?” Consul Lingford queried, in accent
of horror.
“That,” Boyd Duncan replied, looking ruefully
at his battered knuckles.