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In the year of grace 1298, a little before Candlemas (thus Nicolas begins), came letters to the first King Edward of England from his kinsman and ambassador to France, Earl Edmund of Lancaster.  It was perfectly apparent, the Earl wrote, that the French King meant to surrender to the Earl’s lord and brother neither the duchy of Guienne nor the Lady Blanch.  This lady, I must tell you, was now affianced to King Edward, whose first wife, Dame Ellinor, had died eight years before this time.

The courier found Sire Edward at Ipswich, midway in celebration of his daughter’s marriage to the Count of Holland.  The King read the letters through and began to laugh; and presently broke into a rage such as was possible (men whispered) only to the demon-tainted blood of Oriander’s descendants.  Next day the keeper of the privy purse entered upon the house-hold-books a considerable sum “to make good a large ruby and an emerald lost out of his coronet when the King’s Grace was pleased to throw it into the fire”; and upon the same day the King recalled Lancaster.  The King then despatched yet another embassy into France to treat about Sire Edward’s marriage.  This last embassy was headed by the Earl of Aquitaine:  his lieutenant was Lord Pevensey, the King’s natural son by Hawise Bulmer.

The Earl got audience of the French King at Mezelais.  Walking alone came this Earl of Aquitaine, with a large retinue, into the hall where the barons of France stood according to their rank; in unadorned russet were the big Earl and his attendants, but upon the scarlets and purples of the French lords many jewels shone:  it was as though through a corridor of gayly painted sunlit glass that the grave Earl came to the dais where sat King Philippe.

The King had risen at close sight of the new envoy, and had gulped once or twice, and without speaking, had hurriedly waved his lords out of ear-shot.  The King’s perturbation was very extraordinary.

“Fair cousin,” the Earl now said, without any prelude, “four years ago I was affianced to your sister, Dame Blanch.  You stipulated that Gascony be given up to you in guaranty, as a settlement on any children I might have by that incomparable lady.  I assented, and yielded you the province, upon the understanding, sworn to according to the faith of loyal kings, that within forty days you assign to me its seignory as your vassal.  And I have had of you since then neither my province nor my betrothed wife, but only excuses, Sire Philippe.”

With eloquence the Frenchman touched upon the emergencies to which the public weal so often drives men of high station, and upon his private grief over the necessity unavoidable, alas! of returning a hard answer before the council; and became so voluble that Sire Edward merely laughed in that big-lunged and disconcerting way of his, and afterward lodged for a week at Mezelais, nominally passing by his minor title of Earl of Aquitaine, and as his own ambassador.

Negotiations became more swift of foot, since a man serves himself with zeal.  In addition, the French lords could make nothing of a politician so thick-witted that he replied to every consideration of expediency with a parrot-like reiteration of the circumstance that already the bargain was signed and sworn to:  in consequence, while daily they fumed over his stupidity, daily he gained his point.  During this period he was, upon one pretext or another, very often in the company of his affianced wife, Dame Blanch.

This lady, I must tell you, was the handsomest of her day; there could nowhere be found a creature more agreeable to every sense; and she compelled the adoring regard of men, it is recorded, not gently but in an imperious fashion.  Sire Edward, who, till this, had loved her merely by report, and, in accordance with the high custom of old, through many perusals of her portrait, now appeared besotted.  He was an aging man, near sixty, huge and fair, with a crisp beard, and the bright unequal eyes of Manuel of Poictesme.  The better-read at Mezelais began to liken this so candidly enamored monarch and his Princess to Sieur Hercules at the feet of Queen Omphale.

The court hunted and slew a stag of ten in the woods of Ermenoueil, which stand thick about the chateau; and at the hunt’s end, these two had dined at Rigon the forester’s hut, in company with Dame Meregrett, the French King’s younger sister.  She sat a little apart from the betrothed, and stared through the hut’s one window.  We know, nowadays, it was not merely the trees she was considering.

Dame Blanch seemed undisposed to mirth.  “We have slain the stag, beau sire,” she said, “and have made of his death a brave diversion.  To-day we have had our sport of death, and presently the gay years wind past us, as our cavalcade came toward the stag, and God’s incurious angel slays us, much as we slew the stag.  And we shall not understand, and we shall wonder, as the stag did, in helpless wonder.  And Death will have his sport of us, as if in atonement.”  Her big eyes shone, as when the sun glints upon a sand-bottomed pool.  “Ohé, I have known such happiness of late, beau sire, that I am hideously afraid to die.”

The King answered, “I too have been very happy of late.”

“But it is profitless to talk about death thus drearily.  Let us flout him, instead, with some gay song.”  And thereupon she handed Sire Edward a lute.

The King accepted it.  “Death is not reasonably mocked by any person,” Sire Edward said, “since in the end he conquers, and of the lips that gibed at him remains but a little dust.  Rather should I, who already stand beneath a lifted sword, make for my destined and inescapable conqueror a Sirvente, which is the Song of Service.”

Sang Sire Edward:

  “I sing of Death, that comes unto the king,
  And lightly plucks him from the cushioned throne;
  And drowns his glory and his warfaring
  In unrecorded dim oblivion;
  And girds another with the sword thereof;
  And sets another in his stead to reign;
  And ousts the remnant, nakedly to gain
  Styx’ formless shore and nakedly complain
  Midst twittering ghosts lamenting life and love.

   “For Death is merciless:  a crack-brained king
  He raises in the place of Prester John,
  Smites Priam, and mid-course in conquering
  Bids Cæsar pause; the wit of Salomon,
  The wealth of Nero and the pride thereof,
  And battle-prowess or of Tamburlaine
  Darius, Jeshua, or Charlemaigne,
  Wheedle and bribe and surfeit Death in vain,
  And get no grace of him nor any love.

  “Incuriously he smites the armored king
  And tricks his counsellors ”

“True, O God!” murmured the tiny woman, who sat beside the window yonder.  With that, Dame Meregrett rose, and passed from the room.

The two lovers started, and laughed, and afterward paid little heed to her outgoing.  Sire Edward had put aside the lute and sat now regarding the Princess.  His big left hand propped the bearded chin; his grave countenance was flushed, and his intent eyes shone under their shaggy brows, very steadily, although the left eye was now so nearly shut as to reveal the merest spark.

Irresolutely, Dame Blanch plucked at her gown; then rearranged a fold of it, and with composure awaited the ensuing action, afraid at bottom, but not at all ill-pleased; and she looked downward.

The King said:  “Never before were we two alone, madame.  Fate is very gracious to me this morning.”

“Fate,” the lady considered, “has never denied much to the Hammer of the Scots.”

“She has denied me nothing,” he sadly said, “save the one thing that makes this business of living seem a rational proceeding.  Fame and power and wealth fate has accorded me, no doubt, but never the common joys of life.  And, look you, my Princess, I am of aging person now.  During some thirty years I have ruled England according to my interpretation of God’s will as it was anciently made manifest by the holy Evangelists; and during that period I have ruled England not without odd by-ends of commendation:  yet behold, to-day I forget the world-applauded, excellent King Edward, and remember only Edward Plantagenet hot-blooded and desirous man! of whom that much-commended king has made a prisoner all these years.”

“It is the duty of exalted persons,” Blanch unsteadily said, “to put aside such private inclinations as their breasts may harbor ”

He said, “I have done what I might for the happiness of every Englishman within my realm saving only Edward Plantagenet; and now I think his turn to be at hand.”  Then the man kept silence; and his hot appraisal daunted her.

“Lord,” she presently faltered, “lord, you know that we are already betrothed, and, in sober verity, Love cannot extend his laws between husband and wife, since the gifts of love are voluntary, and husband and wife are but the slaves of duty ”

“Troubadourish nonsense!” Sire Edward said; “yet it is true that the gifts of love are voluntary.  And therefore Ha, most beautiful, what have you and I to do with all this chaffering over Guienne?” The two stood very close to each other now.  Blanch said, “It is a high matter ” Then on a sudden the full-veined girl was aglow.  “It is a trivial matter.”  He took her in his arms, since already her cheeks flared in scarlet anticipation of the event.

Thus holding her, he wooed the girl tempestuously.  Here, indeed, was Sieur Hercules enslaved, burned by a fiercer fire than that of Nessus, and the huge bulk of the unconquerable visibly shaken by his adoration.  In a disordered tapestry of verbiage, aflap in winds of passion, she presently beheld herself prefigured by Balkis, the Judean’s lure, and by that Princess of Cyprus who reigned in Aristotle’s time, and by Nicolete, the King’s daughter of Carthage, since the first flush of morning was as a rush-light before her resplendency, the man swore; and in conclusion, he likened her to a modern Countess of Tripolis, for love of whom he, like Rudel, had cleft the seas, and losing whom he must inevitably die as did Rudel.  Sire Edward snapped his fingers now over any consideration of Guienne.  He would conquer for her all Muscovy and all Cataia, too, if she desired mere acreage.  Meanwhile he wanted her, and his hard and savage passion beat down opposition as if with a bludgeon.

“Heart’s emperor,” the trembling girl replied, “I think that you were cast in some larger mould than we of France.  Oh, none of us may dare resist you! and I know that nothing matters, nothing in all the world, save that you love me.  Then take me, since you will it, and take me not as King, since you will otherwise, but as Edward Plantagenet.  For listen! by good luck you have this afternoon despatched Rigon for Chevrieul, where to-morrow we were to hunt the great boar.  So to-night this hut will be unoccupied.”

The man was silent.  He had a gift that way when occasion served.

“Here, then, beau sire! here, then, at nine, you are to meet me with my chaplain.  Behold, he marries us, as glibly as though we two were peasants.  Poor king and princess!” cried Dame Blanch, and in a voice which thrilled him, “shall ye not, then, dare to be but man and woman?”

“Ha!” the King said.  “So the chaplain makes a third!  Well, the King is pleased to loose his prisoner, that long-imprisoned Edward Plantagenet:  and I will do it.”

So he came that night, without any retinue, and habited as a forester, with a horn swung about his neck, into the unlighted hut of Rigon the forester, and he found a woman there, though not the woman whom he had expected.

“Treachery, beau sire!  Horrible treachery!” she wailed.

“I have encountered it before this,” the big man said.

“Presently will come to you not Blanch but Philippe, with many men to back him.  And presently they will slay you.  You have been trapped, beau sire.  Ah, for the love of God, go!  Go, while there is yet time!” Sire Edward reflected.  Undoubtedly, to light on Edward Longshanks alone in a forest would appear to King Philippe, if properly attended, a tempting chance to settle divers difficulties, once for all; and Sire Edward knew the conscience of his old opponent to be invulnerable.  The act would violate the core of hospitality and knighthood, no doubt, but its outcome would be a very definite gain to France, and for the rest, merely a dead body in a ditch.  Not a monarch in Christendom, Sire Edward reflected, but feared and in consequence hated the Hammer of the Scots, and in further consequence would not lift a finger to avenge him; and not a being in the universe would rejoice more heartily at the success of Philippe’s treachery than would Sire Edward’s son and immediate successor, the young Prince Edward of Caernarvon.  Taking matters by and large, Philippe had all the powers of common-sense to back him in contriving an assassination.

What Sire Edward said was, “Dame Blanch, then, knew of this?” But Meregrett’s pitiful eyes had already answered him, and he laughed a little.

“In that event, I have to-night enregistered my name among the goodly company of Love’s Lunatics, as yokefellow with Dan Merlin in his thornbush, and with wise Salomon when he capered upon the high places of Chemosh, and with Duke Ares sheepishly agrin in the net of Mulciber.  Rogues all, madame! fools all! yet always the flesh trammels us, and allures the soul to such sensual delights as bar its passage toward the eternal life wherein alone lies the empire and the heritage of the soul.  And why does this carnal prison so impede the soul?  Because Satan once ranked among the sons of God, and the Eternal Father, as I take it, has not yet forgotten the antique relationship, and hence it is permitted even in our late time that always the flesh rebel against the spirit, and that always these so tiny and so thin-voiced tricksters, these highly tinted miracles of iniquity, so gracious in demeanor and so starry-eyed ”

Then he turned and pointed, no longer the orotund zealot but the expectant captain now.  “Look, my Princess!” In the pathway from which he had recently emerged stood a man in full armor like a sentinel.  “Mort de Dieu, we can but try to get out of this,” Sire Edward said.

“You should have tried without talking so much,” replied Meregrett.  She followed him.  And presently, in a big splash of moonlight, the armed man’s falchion glittered across their way.  “Back,” he bade them, “for by the King’s orders, I can let no man pass.”

“It would be very easy now to strangle this herring,” Sire Edward reflected.

“But it is not easy to strangle a whole school of herring,” the fellow retorted.  “Hoh, Messire d’Aquitaine, the bushes of Ermenoueil are alive with my associates.  The hut yonder, in effect, is girdled by them, and we have our orders to let no man pass.”

“Have you any orders concerning women?” the King said.

The man deliberated.  Sire Edward handed him three gold pieces.  “There was assuredly no specific mention of petticoats,” the soldier now recollected, “and in consequence I dare to pass the Princess, against whom certainly nothing can be planned.”

“Why, in that event,” Sire Edward said, “we two had as well bid each other adieu.”

But Meregrett only said, “You bid me go?”

He waved his hand.  “Since there is no choice.  For that which you have done however tardily I thank you.  Meantime I return to Rigon’s hut to rearrange my toga as King Cæsar did when the assassins fell upon him, and to encounter with due decorum whatever Dame Luck may prefer.”

She said, “You go to your death.”

He shrugged his broad shoulders.  “In the end we necessarily die.”

Dame Meregrett turned, and without faltering passed back into the hut.

When he had lighted the inefficient lamp which he found there, Sire Edward wheeled upon her in half-humorous vexation.  “Presently come your brother and his tattling lords.  To be discovered here with me at night, alone, means trouble for you.  If Philippe chances to fall into one of his Capetian rages it means death.”

She answered, as though she were thinking about other matters, “Yes.”

Now, for the first time, Sire Edward regarded her with profound consideration.  To the finger-tips this so-little lady showed a descendant of the holy Lewis whom he had known and loved in old years.  Small and thinnish she was, with soft and profuse hair that, for all its blackness, gleamed in the lamplight with stray ripples of brilliancy, as you may see sparks shudder to extinction over burning charcoal.  She had the Valois nose, long and delicate in form, and overhanging a short upper-lip; yet the lips were glorious in tint, and the whiteness of her skin would have matched the Hyperborean snows tidily enough.  As for her eyes, the customary similes of the court poets were gigantic onyxes or ebony highly polished and wet with May dew.  These eyes were too big for her little face:  they made of her a tiny and desirous wraith which nervously endured each incident of life, like a foreigner uneasily acquiescent to the custom of the country.

Sire Edward moved one step toward this tiny lady and paused.  “Madame, I do not understand.”

Dame Meregrett looked up into his face unflinchingly.  “It means that I love you, sire.  I may speak without shame now, for presently you die.  Die bravely, sire!  Die in such fashion as may hearten me to live.”

The little Princess spoke the truth, for always since his coming to Mezelais she had viewed the great conqueror as through an aweful haze of forerunning rumor, twin to that golden vapor which enswathes a god and transmutes whatever in corporeal man would have been a defect into some divine and hitherto unguessed-at excellence.  I must tell you in this place, since no other occasion offers, that even until the end of her life it was so.  For to her what in other persons would have seemed flagrant dulness showed somehow, in Sire Edward, as the majestic deliberation of one that knows his verdict to be decisive, and therefore appraises cautiously; and if sometimes his big, irregular calm eyes betrayed no apprehension of the jest at which her lips were laughing, and of which her brain approved, always within the instant her heart convinced her that a god is not lightly moved to mirth.

And now it was a god O deus certe! who had taken a woman’s paltry face between his hands, half roughly.  “And the maid is a Capet!” Sire Edward mused.

“Blanch has never desired you any ill, beau sire.  But she loves the Archduke of Austria.  And once you were dead, she might marry him.  One cannot blame her,” Meregrett considered, “since he wishes to marry her, and she, of course, wishes to make him happy.”

“And not herself, save in some secondary way!” the big King said.  “In part I comprehend, madame.  Now I too hanker after this same happiness, and my admiration for the cantankerous despoiler whom I praised this morning is somewhat abated.  There was a Tenson once Lord, Lord, how long ago!  I learn too late that truth may possibly have been upon the losing side ” Thus talking incoherencies, he took up Rigon’s lute.

Sang Sire Edward: 

  “Incuriously he smites the armored king
  And tricks his counsellors

“yes, the jingle ran thus.  Now listen, madame listen, the while that I have my singing out, whatever any little cut-throats may be planning in corners.”

Sang Sire Edward: 

  “As, later on,
  Death will, half-idly, still our pleasuring,
  And change for fevered laughter in the sun
  Sleep such as Merlin’s, and excess thereof,
  Whence we, divorceless Death our Viviaine
  Implacable, may never more regain
  The unforgotten rapture, and the pain
  And grief and ecstasy of life and love.

  “For, presently, as quiet as the king
  Sleeps now that planned the keeps of Ilion,
  We, too, will sleep, whilst overhead the spring
  Rules, and young lovers laugh as we have done,
  And kiss as we, that take no heed thereof,
  But slumber very soundly, and disdain
  The world-wide heralding of winter’s wane
  And swift sweet ripple of the April rain
  Running about the world to waken love.

  “We shall have done with Love, and Death be king
  And turn our nimble bodies carrion,
  Our red lips dusty; yet our live lips cling
  Despite that age-long severance and are one
  Despite the grave and the vain grief thereof,
  Which we will baffle, if in Death’s domain
  Fond memories may enter, and we twain
  May dream a little, and rehearse again
  In that unending sleep our present love.

  “Speed forth to her in halting unison,
  My rhymes:  and say no hindrance may restrain
  Love from his aim when Love is bent thereon;
  And that were love at my disposal lain
  All mine to take! and Death had said, ’Refrain,
  Lest I, even I, exact the cost thereof,’
  I know that even as the weather-vane
  Follows the wind so would I follow Love.”

Sire Edward put aside the lute.  “Thus ends the Song of Service,” he said, “which was made not by the King of England but by Edward Plantagenet hot-blooded and desirous man! in honor of the one woman who within more years than I care to think of has at all considered Edward Plantagenet.”

“I do not comprehend,” she said.  And, indeed, she dared not.

But now he held both tiny hands in his.  “At best, your poet is an egotist.  I must die presently.  Meantime I crave largesse, madame, and a great almsgiving, so that in his unending sleep your poet may rehearse our present love.”  And even in Rigon’s dim light he found her kindling eyes not niggardly.

Sire Edward strode to the window and raised big hands toward the spear-points of the aloof stars.  “Master of us all!” he cried; “O Father of us all! the Hammer of the Scots am I! the Scourge of France, the conqueror of Llewellyn and of Leicester, and the flail of the accursed race that slew Thine only Son! the King of England am I, who have made of England an imperial nation, and have given to Thy Englishmen new laws!  And to-night I crave my hire.  Never, O my Father, have I had of any person aught save reverence or hatred! never in my life has any person loved me!  And I am old, my Father I am old, and presently I die.  As I have served Thee as Jacob wrestled with Thee at the ford of Jabbok at the place of Peniel ” Against the tremulous blue and silver of the forest the Princess saw how horribly the big man was shaken.  “My hire! my hire!” he hoarsely said.  “Forty long years, my Father!  And now I will not let Thee go except Thou hear me, and grant me life and this woman’s love.”

He turned, stark and black in the rearward splendor of the moon. "As a prince hast thou power with God," he calmly said, "and thou hast prevailed. For the King of kings was never obdurate, my dear, to them that have deserved well of Him.  So He will attend to my request, and will get us out of this pickle somehow.”

Even as he said this, Philippe the Handsome came into the room, and at the heels of the French King were seven lords, armed cap-a-pie.

The French King was an odd man.  Subtly smiling, he came forward through the twilight, with soft, long strides, and he made no outcry at recognition of his sister.  “Take the woman away, Victor,” he said, disinterestedly, to de Montespan.  Afterward he sat down beside the table and remained silent for a while, intently regarding Sire Edward and the tiny woman who clung to Sire Edward’s arm; and in the flickering gloom of the hut Philippe smiled as an artist may smile who gazes on the perfected work and knows it to be adroit.

“You prefer to remain, my sister?” he said presently.  “He bien! it happens that to-night I am in a mood for granting almost any favor.  A little later and I will attend to your merits.”  The fleet disorder of his visage had lapsed again into the meditative smile which was that of Lucifer watching a toasted soul.  “And so it ends,” he said, “and England loses to-night the heir that Manuel the Redeemer provided.  Conqueror of Scotland, Scourge of France!  O unconquerable king! and will the worms of Ermenoueil, then, pause to-morrow to consider through what a glorious turmoil their dinner came to them?”

“Do you design to murder me?” Sire Edward said.

The French King shrugged.  “I design that within this moment my lords shall slay you while I sit here and do not move a finger.  Is it not good to be a king, my cousin, and to sit quite still, and to see your bitterest enemy hacked and slain, and all the while to sit quite still, quite unruffled, as a king should always be?  Eh, eh!  I never lived until to-night!”

“Now, by Heaven,” said Sire Edward, “I am your kinsman and your guest, I am unarmed ”

Philippe bowed his head.  “Undoubtedly,” he assented, “the deed is foul.  But I desire Gascony very earnestly, and so long as you live you will never permit me to retain Gascony.  Hence it is quite necessary, you conceive, that I murder you.  What!” he presently said, “will you not beg for mercy?  I had hoped,” the French King added, somewhat wistfully, “that you might be afraid to die, O huge and righteous man! and would entreat me to spare you.  To spurn the weeping conqueror of Llewellyn, say ...  But these sins which damn one’s soul are in actual performance very tedious affairs; and I begin to grow aweary of the game.  He bien! now kill this man for me, messieurs.”

The English King strode forward.  “Shallow trickster!” Sire Edward thundered. "Am I not afraid? You grimacing baby, do you think to ensnare a lion with such a flimsy rat-trap?  Wise persons do not hunt lions with these contraptions:  for it is the nature of a rat-trap, fair cousin, to ensnare not the beast which imperiously desires and takes in daylight, but the tinier and the filthier beast that covets meanly and attacks under the cover of darkness as do you and your seven skulkers!” The man was rather terrible; not a Frenchman within the hut but had drawn back a little.

“Listen!” Sire Edward said, and he came yet farther toward the King of France and shook at him one forefinger; “when you were in your cradle I was leading armies.  When you were yet unbreeched I was lord of half Europe.  For thirty years I have driven kings before me as did Fierabras.  Am I, then, a person to be hoodwinked by the first big-bosomed huzzy that elects to waggle her fat shoulders and to grant an assignation in a forest expressly designed for stabbings?  You baby, is the Hammer of the Scots the man to trust for one half moment a Capet?  Ill-mannered infant,” the King said, with bitter laughter, “it is now necessary that I summon my attendants and remove you to a nursery which I have prepared in England.”  He set the horn to his lips and blew three blasts.  There came many armed warriors into the hut, bearing ropes.  Here was the entire retinue of the Earl of Aquitaine.  Cursing, Sire Philippe sprang upon the English King, and with a dagger smote at the impassive big man’s heart.  The blade broke against the mail armor under the tunic.  “Have I not told you,” Sire Edward wearily said, “that one may never trust a Capet?  Now, messieurs, bind these carrion and convey them whither I have directed you.  Nay, but, Roger ” He conversed apart with his son, the Earl of Pevensey, and what Sire Edward commanded was done.  The French King and seven lords of France went from that hut trussed like chickens ready for the oven.

And now Sire Edward turned toward Meregrett and chafed his big hands gleefully.  “At every tree-bole a tethered horse awaits us; and a ship awaits our party at Fécamp.  To-morrow we sleep in England and, Mort de Dieu! do you not think, madame, that once within my very persuasive Tower of London, your brother and I may come to some agreement over Guienne?”

She had shrunk from him.  “Then the trap was yours?  It was you that lured my brother to this infamy!”

“In effect, I planned it many months ago at Ipswich yonder,” Sire Edward gayly said.  “Faith of a gentleman! your brother has cheated me of Guienne, and was I to waste eternity in begging him to give me back my province?  Oh, no, for I have many spies in France, and have for some two years known your brother and your sister to the bottom.  Granted that I came hither incognito, to forecast your kinfolk’s immediate endeavors was none too difficult; and I wanted Guienne and, in consequence, the person of your brother.  Hah, death of my life! does not the seasoned hunter adapt his snare to the qualities of his prey, and take the elephant through his curiosity, as the snake through his notorious treachery?” Now the King of England blustered.

But the little Princess wrung her hands.  “I am this night most hideously shamed.  Beau sire, I came hither to aid a brave man infamously trapped, and instead I find an alert spider, snug in his cunning web, and patiently waiting until the gnats of France fly near enough.  Eh, the greater fool was I to waste my labor on the shrewd and evil thing which has no more need of me than I of it!  And now let me go hence, sire, unmolested, for the sake of chivalry.  Could I have come to the brave man I had dreamed of, I would have come cheerily through the murkiest lane of hell; as the more artful knave, as the more judicious trickster” and here she thrust him from her “I spit upon you.  Now let me go hence.”

He took her in his brawny arms.  “Fit mate for me,” he said.  “Little vixen, had you done otherwise I would have devoted you to the devil.”

Still grasping her, and victoriously lifting Dame Meregrett, so that her feet swung clear of the floor, Sire Edward said, again with that queer touch of fanatic gravity:  “My dear, you are perfectly right.  I was tempted, I grant you.  But it was never reasonable that gentlefolk should cheat at their dicing.  Therefore I whispered Roger Bulmer my final decision; and he is now loosing all my captives in the courtyard of Mezelais, after birching the tails of every one of them as soundly as these infants’ pranks to-night have merited.  So you perceive that I do not profit by my trick; and that I lose Guienne, after all, in order to come to you with hands well! not intolerably soiled.”

“Oh, now I love you!” she cried, a-thrill with disappointment to find him so unthriftily high-minded.  “Yet you have done wrong, for Guienne is a king’s ransom.”

He smiled whimsically, and presently one arm swept beneath her knees, so that presently he held her as one dandles a baby; and presently his stiff and graying beard caressed her burning cheek.  Masterfully he said:  “Then let Guienne serve as such and ransom for a king his glad and common manhood.  Now it appears expedient that I leave France without any unwholesome delay, because these children may resent being spanked.  More lately he, already I have in my pocket the Pope’s dispensation permitting me to marry, in spite of our cousinship, the sister of the King of France.”

Very shyly Dame Meregrett lifted her little mouth.  She said nothing because talk was not necessary.

In consequence, after a deal of political tergiversation (Nicolas concludes), in the year of grace 1299, on the day of our Lady’s nativity, and in the twenty-seventh year of King Edward’s reign, came to the British realm, and landed at Dover, not Dame Blanch, as would have been in consonance with seasoned expectation, but Dame Meregrett, the other daughter of King Philippe the Bold; and upon the following day proceeded to Canterbury, whither on the next Thursday after came Edward, King of England, into the Church of the Trinity at Canterbury, and therein espoused the aforesaid Dame Meregrett.