He came into the outer office of the
great oil company, and through the half-open door
of his private office the new superintendent observed
the stimulating style of his entrance. Looking
for work, no doubt of that, but not looking like a
man who was apologizing for it; and that in itself
was a joy to the new official.
No hesitating-“Please,
sir, who is the gentleman,”-no timid
waiting on any languid understrapper’s pleasure
for this one. A short pause; his dark eyes swept
the room from wall to wall; his black head bent respectfully
and not without appreciation toward the pretty stenographer;
and then, before the leisurely office boy thought it
time to rise and ask what he wanted, he was at the
rail-gate. And when the gate did not at once
swing open, he stepped lightly over it; and singling
out from all the furtively smiling males the head clerk,
he charged straight across the floor toward that important
person’s desk.
And the head clerk, who was also the
head wit, took a peek at him coming, and very politely
said, “Pray be seated?” And, also very
politely, “From whence came you and what willst
thou?”
The chuckling heads bobbed above the
rows of desks. The head clerk himself had to
gaze window-ward to smother his smile.
“Gramercy, kind sir-”
“Gramercy? Eh, what? Gramercy?”
“Gramercy Park-you
know where Gramercy Park is? Or didn’t you
ask me where I came from?”
“Oh-h-Oh-h, yes.”
“Of course, and I’m after
a berth as pump-man on your oil ship sailing to-day
for the Gulf.”
“And what, may I ask, do you know of our class
of ships?”
“Only what I’ve heard-most
modern oil-tankers afloat, and I’d like to try
one out-and sail the Gulf again, if you’ll
give me the chance.”
“M-m-what are your qualifications?”
“Qualifications? For pump-man on an oil-tanker?”
“Pump-man-yes.
And on an oil-tanker. I’m not hiring a rough
rider, or a policeman, or an aeroplanist-just
a pump-man.”
Through his open door the new superintendent
caught the wink which his head clerk directed at the
second clerk. And caught it so easily that the
thought came to him that to share in the humor of the
head clerk may have been one of the recreations of
his predecessor.
“What has been your experience
with marine machinery? What were your last three
or four places?”
“My last three or four?
Well, one was being second-assistant engineer on a
government collier from the Philippines with a denaturalized
skipper, and for purser a slick up-state New Yorker;
and both of ’em at the old game-grafting
off the grub allowance. And that’s bad.”
“Eh-what’s bad?”
“Grafting off the grub.
Men quit a ship for poor grub quicker than they do
for poor pay. For a week after we hit San Francisco
I didn’t get any further away from the dining-room
of the nearest hotel-well, than”-he
turned suddenly-“than that fellow
there is from here-that fat, knock-kneed
chap there who seems to have so much to say about me.”
The second clerk, who was also the second head wit,
yelped like a suddenly squelched concertina and was
quiet.
The new-comer, after a grave study
of the knock-kneed one’s person, resumed his
narrative. “Then oiler on a cattle steamer.
Ever been on a cattleman?”
“Huh!” The head clerk was scowling tremendously.
“No? You ought to try one
sometime. Some are all right, but some are”-he
looked sidewise at the stenographer-“well,
no matter. One night two sweet-tempered, light-complexioned
coal-passers hit me together, one with a shovel, the
other with a slice-bar. It was the slice-bar,
I think, that got me. I didn’t see it coming-or
going either-but probably it was the slice-bar.”
He bent his neck and parted the heavy black hair.
A white welt showed through the hair.
The head clerk flashed an enlightening
wink toward the second head clerk; but the second
clerk, seeming to be less interested than formerly,
the wink was flashed over to the stenographer; but
as she, too, seemed preoccupied, the head clerk, rather
less buoyantly, inquired, “And what did you
do to the two coal-passers?”
“For what I did to them-after
I came to-I had to jump into the Mersey
and swim ashore. British justice, you know.
Inflexible!-especially to a foreigner who
cracks a couple of domestic skulls.”
“And then?”
“English navy.”
The head clerk began to flash again.
“And what, may I arsk, was wrong-haw,
haw!-wrong with the sair-vice?”
The new-comer almost smiled.
“The grub, for one thing. My word, the
grub! Blow me for a bleedin’ Dutchman, but
I couldn’t go the grub; y’know. An’
a man’s a man, with a man’s ‘eart
an’ feelin’s, even if ’e’s
nowt but a sailor, ain’t he now? You’re
bloody well right ’e is. But I took a fall
out of a submarine before I quit. ’Ave you
seen ‘em-the little black chaps wot
goes down an’ comes up like bloomin’ little
poppusses?”
The head clerk unobtrusively relapsed
into his every-day speech. “And weren’t
they exciting enough for you?”
“The one I was in was.
But you see, sir, she sunk one d’y an’
all ’ands with ’er.”
“Evidently you didn’t
sink with her. Or maybe you’re amphibious?”
“Amphibious? Oh, I s’y
now, but that’s a good one. My word!
But you was jokin’, wasn’t you, sir?
Of course you was. No, hi ’appened to be
ashore that d’y, sir. A mistike, sir,
you see. But such a turn of wit as you ’ave,
sir!”
The head clerk suddenly shed his smile.
“Never mind about my wit. What then?
You deserted?”
“Not hexactly, sir. I was
hofficially dead, sir. Ought to ’ave
been at the bottom, sir. O yes, sir. An’
when I comes along an’ declares myself, they
said I was a himposter-himposin’ on
honest people, sir-mikin’ a ‘ero
o’ myself, sir, as bein’ the only man to
escipe, sir. An’ so I comes aw’y-in
a ’urry, sir. But if I was married, sir,
my widow could ’ave ’ad ’er
pension, sir. Yes, sir, ’er pension.”
“That’s a queer thing.”
“Do you think so, sir?”
The head clerk unexpectedly bounced
up and down in his chair. “See here, don’t
imagine you can make fun of me, because you can’t.”
“Now don’t get grouchy.
When you pull out a cigar and start to light it, don’t
blame a man looking on if he thinks you don’t
object to smoking. Anyhow, after my navy experience
I came back home and landed on an East River tug.
Said I struck the busy season. Must have struck
a busy concern, too. From daylight to ten, eleven
at night-once in a while a night lapping
over. Nothing doing but work. I don’t
mind work, but this indulging a lawless passion for
it-not for mine. I’ve had three
months of that, and I think I’m due for a change.
And don’t you think that’s enough autobiography
to qualify me for pump-man on an oil-tanker?”
The head clerk yawned prodigiously,
and hummed, and whistled, looked out of the window,
and by and by found time to say, “you can leave
your name. And sometime possibly”-and
just then the buzzer clicked, and the applicant saw
him disappear into the private office.
It was only the new superintendent’s
second day, and to the head clerk he still seemed
an unaggressive sort, not much to look at, and, so
far, not much to say. A clever man ought to be
able to handle him. And yet, as the head clerk
was crossing the floor of the private office, the eye
of the new superintendent never looked away. Yes,
he did have a puzzling eye.
“Close the door, Mr. Grump.
Why not ship that man for that berth? He seems
competent.”
“The captain of the Rapidan
said he had a man in mind for the place, sir.”
“M-h-h. And something of
a martinet, isn’t he, this Rapidan captain?”
“Something, sir.”
“M-h-h. But even so, he
probably won’t object to my naming one man of
his crew. And I would like it if you would sign
this man.”
“The captain of the Rapidan
has always selected all his own crew, sir.”
The head clerk had rested both hands, with fingers
spread, on his chief’s desk. His chief
making no reply, the head clerk added: “And
he rather resents interference from the office.”
The superintendent was playing idly
with a paper knife. His gaze seemed to be directed
to the lower buttons of his head clerk’s waistcoat.
“Interference?” he repeated. “Interference?
Mr. Grump, you have a reputation for humor, or so
I judge. I’ve been listening to you trying
to bedevil that man out there, but I’m afraid
your humor is a little on the slap-stick order.
And so”-the superintendent raised
his head-“if I use a club on you,
instead of the point of a rapier, I hope you won’t
think I do it out of natural brutality.”
Their eyes met. The head clerk
straightened from shoulder to heel. “And
now, this is not a request; it is an order: Sign
that man.”
“Yes, sir.”
“And Mr. Grump, why did you
ask all those questions of a man you had no notion
of shipping?”
“Why, sir, I meant no harm by
that, sir. All kinds come here looking for berths
on our ships, and some of them are rather queer ones,
you know, sir, and we like to have a little fun with
them.”
“Have fun with that man?
I wish I had your intellectual nerve.”
“You know him, sir? If I had known-”
“I don’t know him.
I saw him and listened to him, as you did. But
let me tell you something, Mr. Grump. You’re
paid $5,000 a year here, and presumably you know your
business. I get several times that. Presumably
I, too, know my business. But when you or I reach
a stage where we can have fun with that man out there,
then you and I won’t have to rest content with
our relatively subordinate and unimportant executive
positions in the Northern and Southern Oil Company.”
“Subordinate positions, sir!”
“Exactly. And Mr. Grump?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Why is it that good men don’t
seem to stay long on some of our ships, especially
on the Rapidan?”
“I couldn’t say, sir.”
“No? Too bad you didn’t
take the trouble to find out during all the years
you’ve been here. Possibly I can find out.
I’ll take passage on the Rapidan this
trip. But say nothing about it to anybody, mind.
If the captain wishes to know something more of his
passenger, say that it is a friend of the third or
fourth vice-president, or of one of the directors,
or of the office boy’s, or the stenographer’s,
or anybody at all, taking a little sea trip for his
health. And his name-” He picked
up the telephone directory, inserted the blade of the
paper knife, opened the book, and laid the knife across
the page. “Noyes. Noyes sounds all
right. Tell him the passenger’s name is
Noyes. And that’s all for now, except that
you sign that man.”
“Yes, sir.” The reorganized
head clerk clicked his heels, wheeled, marched to
his desk, and without delay signed John Kieran as pump-man
for the Gulf voyage of the oil ship Rapidan.
II
It lacked two minutes to sailing time,
and the passenger was in the cabin mess-room, when
he heard the exclamation. “Here he comes
now.”
He looked through the air-port.
Out on the deck was a huge fellow gazing up the dock.
The passenger, who knew the big man for the boson,
gazed up the dock also and saw that it was the pump-man
coming; and he was singing cheerily as he came:
“Our ship she was alaborin’
in the Gulf o’ Mexico,
The skipper on the quarter-”
Usually it is only the drunks who
come over the side of an oil-tanker singing, but this
was no drunk. Drunks generally make use of all
the aids to navigation when they board a ship.
Above all, they do not ignore the gang-plank.
But this lad wasn’t going a hundred feet out
of his way for any gang-plank. He hove his suit-case
aboard, made a one-handed vault from dock to deck
(and from stringpiece to rail was high as his shoulder),
and when he landed on deck it was like a cat on his
toes; and like a cat he was off and away, suit-case
in hand, while those of the crew who had only seen
him land were still wondering where he dropped from.
The big man plainly did not like the
style of him at all. “Here you!”
he bellowed, “who the hell are you?”
And the new-comer ripped out, “And
who the hell are you that wants to know?”
“Who’m I? Who’m
I? I’ll show yer bloody well soon who I
am.”
“Well, show me.”
“Show yer?”
“Yes, you big sausage, show me.”
“Show yer? Show yer?”
The big man peered around the ship. Surely it
was a mirage.
At the very first whoop from the big
man the pump-man had stopped dead, softly set down
his suit-case, and waited. Now he stepped swiftly
toward the big man. And to the passenger, looking
and listening from the cabin mess-room, it looked
like the finest kind of a battle; but just then the
captain came up the gang-plank calling out, “Cast
off those lines. And don’t fall asleep
over it, either.” The deck force scattered
to carry out his orders. The pump-man picked
up his suit-case and went on to his quarters.
Next morning (the ship by now well
down the Jersey coast and the passenger on the bridge
by the captain’s invitation) again was heard
the carolling voice:
“Our ship she was alaborin’
in the Gulf o’ Mexico,
The skipper on the quarter, with eyes
aloft and low.
Says he, ‘My bucko boys-’”
that far when the big man’s
hoarse bass interrupted, “Say you, what about
that Number Seven tank?”
“-Says he, ‘My
bucko boys, it’s asurely goin’ to blow’”
The pump-man paused, inclined his
head, set one hand back of his ear, and asked, “And
what about Number Seven tank? And speak up, son,
so I can hear you.”
“Speak up!” The big man
roared to the heavens. “Speak up! Don’t
tell me to speak up. Did yer clean that tank
out?”
“No, I didn’t clean it out.”
“Yer didn’t? And why in hell didn’t
yer?”
“Because I don’t have
to. But I put a couple of men to work and saw
that they cleaned it out. And it was done before
you were out of your warm bunk this morning.”
“Who’s that big fellow?” The passenger
put the question to the captain.
“That’s my bosun-and a good
one.”
“And the other? Know anything of him?”
“The singing one? Nothin’,
except he’s the new pump-man. And I can
see right now it won’t be many hours afore the
bosun’ll beat his head off.”
“You think he will?”
“I know he will.
Why, look at him-the size of him, and solid’s
a rock.”
The passenger took another look over
the top of the bridge canvas. He was surely a
big man; and under his thin sleeveless jersey, surely
a solid man. And the pump-man, in his skimpy,
badly-fitting dungarees, though of good height, did
not look to be much more than half the other’s
bulk.
“That same bosun’s beat
up more men than any shipping agency ever kept a record
of. That’s Big Bill. And if you’d
ever travelled on oil-tankers, you’d ‘a’
heard of him. He’s a whale. Take another
look at him, Mr. Noyes.”
Noyes took another look. The
boson surely was a tremendously muscled man.
He was knobbed with muscle. But Noyes had his
own opinion about the two men, and he hazarded it
now.
“But he’s a wonderfully
quick-moving fellow, that pump-man, captain. And
he’s surely got his nerve with him. Look
at him leap across that open hatch! If he fell
short he’d get a thirty-foot drop and break his
neck.”
“And I wish he would break his
neck. And so can a kangaroo hop around, but you
wouldn’t pick a kangaroo to fight a bull buffalo.
You’ll find out the difference, if ever he tackles
my bosun. And no fear my bosun won’t get
him. He’ll get him, you see. And when
they come together I’ll take good care there’s
no interruption.”
“But why does the bosun hound
him so? This man was no sooner aboard than the
bosun began to crowd him.”
“Did he? And perhaps you
think the bosun of an oil-tanker’s goin’
to hand a man a type-written letter every time he
wants to have a word with him. He’s a good
bosun. He knows his business, and he saves me
a lot of trouble.”
And what the captain did not say,
but what Noyes imagined he saw in his eye, was:
“And I’ll be telling you pretty soon to
keep to yourself your opinion of ship’s matters.”
When Noyes went to his room that night,
it was for a stay of two days. More than a year
now since he had been to sea, and the weather passing
Hatteras had been bad. But now it was the fourth
day out, and Hatteras was far astern, and the ship
was plunging easily southward, with the white sandy
shore of Florida abeam. A fine, fair day it was,
with the Caribbean breeze pouring in through the air-port.
The passenger shaved and washed and got into his clothes.
Above him he could hear the captain dressing down
somebody. He stepped out on deck.
It was two sailors who had complained
of the grub, and he had made short work of their complaint.
“I’ll give you what grub I please.
And that’s good grub.” That and more,
and drove the two sailors, with their dinners on their
tin mess-plates, down to the deck.
Noyes, who remembered that the company
allowed fifty cents a day per man for grub, took a
look and a whiff of the protested rations as the men
went by. “Phew!” He ascended to the
bridge. The captain turned to him. “Did
you see those two? Complaining of the grub, mind
you. What do they know of grub? In the hovels
they came from they never saw good grub.”
Noyes made no answer. He was
interested just then in the pump-man, who now came
strolling along and presently overtook the protesting
sailors. The better to observe proceedings, Noyes
took his station on the chart bridge aft. “And
did you fellows think that any polite game of conversation
up on the bridge was going to get you a shift of rations?”
the pump-man was saying. “Don’t you
know that what he saves out of the ship’s allowance
goes into his own pocket? What you fellows want
to do is to go and scare the cook to death-or
half way to it. If it’s only for a couple
of days, it’ll help. Here, let’s go
back and shake him up. Besides, we might as well
start something to make a fellow smile. Most
morbid packet ever I was in. You’d think
it was a crime to laugh on her. Come on.”
The galley was a little house by itself
on the after deck of the ship. Noyes saw the
pump-man call out the cook, and after a time, their
voices rising, he heard, “Now, cookie, no more
of that slush. Mind you, I’m wasting no
time talking to the captain. I’m talking
to you. We know that he slips you a little ten-spot
every month for keeping down the grub bills; but even
if he does, you’ll have to dig out something
better.”
“I’ll be giving you what I please.”
“You will, will you?”
The cook was a good-sized man, and he held a skillet
in his hand, but he was taken by surprise. The
pump-man whipped the skillet from him, whirled him
about, ran him into his galley, and closed and bolted
the door behind him. A stove-pipe projected from
the roof of the galley. The pump-man climbed
up, stuffed a bunch of wet cotton waste into the stovepipe,
and with a valve which he seemed to be taking apart,
took his stand by the taffrail.
Every few minutes he got up from his
valve, put his ear to the door of the shack, and listened.
After twenty minutes or so he opened the door, lifted
out the cook, and held him over the rail. He was
gulping like a catfish.
Noyes looked to see if the captain
had witnessed the little comedy. Evidently he
had, for Noyes could hear him swearing.
Noyes, now on the bridge, was still
chuckling over the picture of the scared cook when
the pump-man came walking forward. He was swinging
a pair of Stillson wrenches, one in each hand, as
if they were Indian clubs, and singing as he came:
“Our ship she was alaborin’
in the Gulf o’ Mexico,
The skipper on the quarter, with eyes
aloft and low.
Says he, ‘My bucko boys, it’s
asurely goin’ to blow-
Take every blessed rag from her, strip
her from truck to toe,
And we’ll see what she can make
of it.’
And O, my eyes, it blew! And blew
and blew,
And blew and blew! My soul, how it
did blow!
Aboard the Flying Walrus in the
Gulf o’ Mexico.
“The sea-”
Noyes saw him leap to one side, even
as he saw a heavy, triple-sheaved block bound on the
steel deck beside him. Noyes looked up. Aloft
was the boson, apparently rigging up some sort of
a hoisting arrangement.
The pump-man stopped to pull out a
handkerchief and wipe his forehead. Then he,
too, looked up. “Fine business. But
did you think for a minute you-that I didn’t
have my eye on you?”
It took the boson a minute or two
to find his tongue. When he did, it was to say,
“Young fella, did you ship for a opera singer
or wot?”
“I shipped for what you’ll
find my name signed against in the articles, and I’m
on the job every minute. And I’ll go on
singing if it pleases me. And if it pleases me,
I’ll finish that song, too.”
“Not on this ship, you won’t,
’less you sing it in your sleep and me not in
hearin’.”
“I’ll finish it on this
ship, son. And it won’t be in my sleep and
you’ll be within hearing.”
A group of deck-hands snickered, and
the boson pretended to climb down from the rigging.
“You swine! What the-”
They retreated in terror. “It
wasn’t at you we was laffin’, boson.”
“Well, see that yer don’t,
yer cross-eyed whelps-see that yer don’t.”
“And do you mean to say, you
collection of squashes, that you were laughing at
me?” The pump-man, still grasping a wrench in
each hand, started across the deck after them.
“D’y’ mean to-”
Down the gangway they retreated in
a body. Noyes looked to the captain, but the
captain was looking out over the ship’s side.
Noyes went down to luncheon, and after
luncheon took his cigar and his book to his room.
When next he came out, he felt that something had
happened since the little adventure of the falling
block. The captain was pacing the bridge by fits
and starts. The boson was leaning over the quarter-rail.
The pump-man was busy on a small job forward.
The quiet was unnatural. Noyes
decided to take his constitutional on the long gangway
of the main deck. As he paced aft he saw that
some of the crew were laying the hatches on one of
the tanks. He paced forward. By the time
he was aft again they were overhauling a large tarpaulin.
He watched them while they stretched it over the hatch
covers. He wondered what they were about, for
the tanks of an empty oil ship are usually left open
in fine weather.
Presently he heard one of the men
say to another as they stamped down the tarpaulined
hatch, “There-there’s as good
a prize ring as a man’d want.” And
then he began to understand.
He stayed aft, while through the smoke
of one long cigar he thought it out. When he
next went forward he stopped beside the pump-man, who
was cutting a thread on a section of deck-piping.
“Do you mind my watching how you do that trick?”
he asked.
The pump-man looked up. “Surely
not,” adding after a moment, “though there’s
nothing much worth watching to it.”
Noyes noticed how deftly the tools
were handled. Then he said, “So you and
the big fellow are going to have it out?”
“Yes, during dinner we agreed to settle it.”
“But he’s a notorious bruiser-liable
to kill you.”
“Maybe, but I don’t think so. I’ve
trimmed ’em bigger.”
“Not bigger, if they could fight at all?”
“Maybe they couldn’t,
but”-from beneath the grease and soot
of his face his teeth and eyes flashed swiftly upward-“they
said they could.”
Noyes took another turn of the long
gangway. The tarpaulin was now clamped tightly
to the hatch-combings, rendering it smooth and firm
under foot. Camp-stools for the principals were
also there, and two buckets of freshly drawn water
in opposite corners.
“Mr. Kieran”-Noyes
had halted again beside the pump-man-“what
is it the captain’s got against you?”
“Why”-he hesitated-“I
don’t think he’s got anything against me
exactly.” His next words came slowly, thoughtfully.
“He may have something against my kind, though.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“Well, you see, a man of the
captain’s kind can never get a man of my kind
to play his game-and he knows it. What
he wants around here is a lot of poor slobs who will
take the kicks and curses and poor grub, say thank
you, sir, and come again.”
“But what game does he want you to play?”
“Well, I’m the pump-man.
The ship has big bills for valving and piping and
repairing. If ever the office got suspicious and
called me in on it, why-” he shrugged
his shoulders.
Noyes studied the sea for a while.
By and by he faced inboard. “Kieran, I’ve
seen ships before, even if I do get sea-sick sometimes.
Was that an accident to-day, that block dropping on
you-almost?”
“Accident?” The recurring
smile flashed anew. “That’s the third
I’ve side-stepped in two days. I was in
the bottom of a tank yesterday when a little hammer
weighing about ten pounds happened to fall in.
In the old clipper-ship days, Mr. Noyes, a great trick
was to send a man out on the end of a yard in heavy
weather and get the man at the wheel to snap him overboard.
On steamers, of course, we have no yards, and so little
items like spanners and wrenches and three-sheaved
blocks fall from aloft. But that’s all
right.” The pump-man, all the while he was
talking, kept fitting his dies and cutting his threads.
“I’ve got no kick coming. I came
aboard this ship with my eyes open, and I’m keeping
’em open”-he laughed softly-“so
I won’t be carried ashore with ’em closed.”
Noyes took a close look at the pump-man.
The trick of light speech, his casual manner in speaking
of serious things, was not unbecoming, but this was
a more purposeful sort of person than he had reckoned;
a more set man physically, a more serious man morally,
than he had thought. There was more beef to him,
too, than ever he guessed; and the face was less oval,
the jaw more heavily hung. The under teeth, biting
upward, were well outside the upper.
“But the bosun-he’s
altogether too huge,” mused Noyes. He threw
away his cigar. “Kieran, you’re too
good a man to be manhandled by that brute. You
say so, and I’ll stop the fight. I’ve
got influence in the office, and I think I could present
the matter to the captain so that he will pull the
bosun off.”
“Thank you, Mr. Noyes, but you
mustn’t. I’d rather get beat to a
pulp than crawl. All I ask is that nobody reaches
over and taps me on the back of the skull with a four-pound
hammer or some other useful little article while I’m
busy with him.”
“And when is it coming off?”
“Soon’s we go off watch-eight
bells.”
“Eight bells? Four o’clock.”
Noyes drew out his watch. “Why, it’s
nine minutes to that now.”
“So near? Then I’d
better begin to knock off, if I’m going to wash
off and be ready in time, hadn’t I?” He
finished his thread, gathered up his stock and dies,
and strolled off.
Noyes headed for the bridge.
The captain’s glance, as he came up the ladder,
was not at all encouraging; but Noyes was already weary
of the captain’s hectoring glances.
“Captain, are you going to let
it go on?” he asked, and not too deferentially.
“Let what go on?”
“That fight. They’re
going to have it out in a few minutes. Aft there-look.”
“I’m not looking.
And I’ll take good care I don’t-not
in that direction. And what I don’t see
I can’t stop, can I? Besides, I hope he
beats that pump-man to a jelly.”
“Why, what’s wrong with him?”
“Wrong? He’s dangerous.”
“Dangerous?”
“Dangerous, yes. Why, look
at the mop of hair and the eyes of him. He’s
one of those trouble-hunters, that chap. And if
troubles don’t turn up naturally, he’ll
go out and dig them up. He’s like one of
those kind I read about once-used to live
a thousand years ago. All he needs is a horse
seventeen hands high, and a wash-boiler on his chest,
and a tin kettle on his head, and one of those long
lances, and he’d go tilting about the country
like that Don Quick-sote-”
“Don what?”
“Quick-sote-Quick-sote.
That crazy Spaniard who went butting up against windmills
in that book of yours you leave around the cabin.
A good name for him-Don John Quick-sote-running
around buttin’ into things he can’t straighten
out.”
“He could do all that and yet
be the best kind of a man. And the bosun-why,
before I ever heard the name of this ship, I’d
heard of her bosun. He’s a notorious brute.”
“He’s the kind of a brute
I want to have around. He will do what I order
him.”
“Did you order him to bring on this fight?”
“And if I did, what of it?
Do I have to account to you for what I do on my ship?
That pump-man is dangerous, I tell you. Why, just
before we sailed, I was telephoning over to the office
to find out how he happened to be shipped, and a clerk-”
“The second clerk, was it?”
“What does it matter who it
was? He said to watch out for him, too-that
he was the kind who knew it all. Wherever the
office got him I don’t know. And if you
know anybody in the office with a pull, you ought to
put it up to them, Mr. Noyes, when you go back.
This pump-man, he’s the kind recognizes no authority.”
“Why, I thought he was very
respectful toward your officers. And he seems
to do his work on the jump, too, captain.”
“He carries out orders, yes;
but if he felt like it, he’d tell me to go to
hell as quick as he’d tell the bosun. I
can see it in his eye.”
“Don’t you think he only
wants to be treated with respect?”
“Treated with respect!
Who do you think you’re talkin’ to-the
cook? I don’t have to treat one of my crew
with respect. I’m captain of my own ship,
do you hear?-captain of this ship, and I’ll
treat the crew as I damn please.”
“I guess you will, too; but
don’t swear at me, captain. I’m not
one of your crew.”
Noyes descended to the chart-room
deck. “I wish,” he breathed, “that
that pump-man had never seen this ship. They’ll
kill him before the day’s over.”
III
The after-rail of the chart-room deck
looked almost directly down the hatch whereon the
fight was to take place. As Noyes was taking his
position by the rail he guessed that the bosun must
have just said something which pleased the crew, for
most of them were still laughing heartily.
Kieran, on a camp-stool, waited for
the laughter to simmer down. He fixed a mocking
eye on the bosun. “And so you’re a
whale, eh? And you’ll learn me what a whale
can do to little fishes? Well, let me tell you
something about a whale, son. A whale is a sure
enough big creature, but I never heard he was a fighting
fish before. Now, if you knew more about some
things, you’d never called yourself a whale,
but a thrasher. There’s the best fighting
fish of them all-the thrasher. The
thrasher’s the boy with the wallop. He’s
the boy that chases the whale, and leaps high out
of the water, and snaps his long, limber tail, and
bam! down he comes on that big slob of a whale and
breaks his back. All the wise old whales, they
take to deep water when they see a thrasher hunting
trouble. It’s the foolish young whales that
don’t know enough to let the thrasher alone.”
Noyes noted that the crew laughed
more loudly at the bosun’s rough jeers than
at the more sharply pointed comment of the pump-man.
But looking them over, he began to understand; these
men were nearer to the bosun’s type than the
pump-man’s. And also, no crew could long
remain ignorant of which it was the captain favored.
If the pump-man won, they would benefit by it, whether
they were with him or no-some selfish instinct
in them taught them that; while if the bosun were to
win (and who could doubt that, looking at the two
men?), why, ’twould be just as well to fly their
colors early.
Yet there were those who favored the
game-looking pump-man. Two or three had the courage
to say so. It was these who cried out to give
him fair play when some ten or a dozen were for rushing
him off the hatch before the fight had begun at all.
Kieran thanked these with a grateful
look. “That’s all I want-fair
play. Keep off the hatch and give us room to move
around in.”
And yet it did seem for a moment as
if the pump-man was to get no fair play, as if the
bosun’s adherents would overwhelm him as he stood
there on the hatch. And Noyes experienced an
unpleasant chill and began to appreciate the nerve
of this man who defied a crowd of alien spirits aboard
a strange ship. It was more than physical courage,
and when they were making ugly demonstrations toward
the pump-man it was in pure admiration of his nerve
that Noyes called out: “Hold up-fair
play! Fair play, I say-he’s
only one.”
Coming from the passenger, it was
the psychological act at the psychological moment.
They drew back, and Kieran, looking up, put his thanks
in his look.
The two men faced each other.
Kieran eyed the other critically. Up and down,
from toe to crown, he estimated his bulk; and then,
taking a step to one side, he eyed him once more,
as if to get the exact depth of him.
“Well,” said the bosun,
and harking to his rising voice, his growling adherents
simmered to silence, “now yer’ve seen me,
what d’yer think?”
“I’ve seen ’em just
as big, hulks of full your length and beam and draught,
and in a breeze I’ve seen vessels of less tonnage
make ’em shorten sail.”
“And so yer’ve been in the wind-jammin’
line, huh?”
“That and a few others,” answered Kieran
tranquilly.
“Yer’ll understand a talk
then. An’ here’s a craft won’t
take any sail in before you. And yer quite a
hulk in the water yourself, now yer’ve come
out where we c’n get a peek at yer.”
“You ought to see me when I’m
hauled out on the ways,” retorted Kieran.
“A fair little hulk out of water I may be, but
it’s below the water-line, like every good ship,
I get my real bearings. But shall we get to business?
I’ve been hearing about you for years. And
for what you’re going to do to me since I’ve
come aboard-” Kieran threw up his
hands. “Oh, Lord, they tell me you drove
your naked fist through the wall of a saloon up on
West Street before the ship put out.”
“Yes, an’ I can drive it through the side
of you to-day.”
“Man! and I’m not wall-sided
either. You must be a hellion. But”-to
Kieran’s ears had come the sound of muttering
in the crowd-“shall we get at it?
We ought to make a good match of it. You may be
a bit the bigger, but no matter. Three or four
inches in height and sixty or seventy pounds, what’s
that? What d’you say?”-he
turned to the crew-“he’s big
enough to pull a mast down on deck. Are the two
of us to settle it here without interference?
In the old days men fought so, the champions in front
of the armies, and the winning man allowed to ride
back unharmed to his comrades.”
That picture, as the wily and eloquent
pump-man painted it, impressed them. And he looked
so frail beside the bosun! They drew well back
now; all but one, the crafty carpenter, crony of the
bosun and eager tool of the captain. There was
that in the pump-man’s eyes-the carpenter
stepped to the big man’s shoulder. “Listen
to me. This man’s no innercent. I’ve
seen his picter somewheres.”
“An’ he’ll see something
of me in a minute, an’ more than a picksher.
Go away!” The boson shoved the carpenter aside.
“What I like about you, bosun”-Kieran,
having shed his dungaree coat, stood now for a moment
with a hand resting easily to either side of his waist-“and
it sticks out all over you, is your love of a fight.
And”-under his breath this, so only
the bosun could hear it-“I’m
going to satisfy that love of yours to-day so you’ll
stop your ears up if ever again you hear a man even
whisper fight. Yes”-drawing off
his undershirt, cinching his trousers straps above
his hips, and resuming his easy speech-“I
do love a real fighting man. But your friends”-he
waved his hand toward the crew-“they
must all stand that side. I want no man between
me and the rail this side, no man behind me. ’Tisn’t
fair.” He turned to them. “Play
me fair in that. I’m giving your man the
slope of the hatch, and he’s tall enough in all
conscience without. So let no man stand behind
me.”
The arms and torso of the pump-man,
as he stood there naked to the waist, amazed Noyes.
It surprised them all. He had seemed only a medium-sized
man under the concealing dungarees. Noyes saw
now that he was a bigger man by fifteen or twenty
pounds than he had had any idea of; and were he padded
with twenty pounds more, he would still be in good
condition. Not a lump anywhere; not a trace of
a bulging muscle, except that when he flexed his arm
or worked his shoulders by way of loosening them up
he started little ripples that ran like mice from neck
to loins under the skin; and when, with this shoulder
movement, he combined a rapid leg motion, Noyes fancied
he could trace the play of muscle clear to his heels.
His skin, too, had the unspotted gleaming whiteness
of high vitality.
“He’s a reg’lar
race horse-a tiger,” burst out from
one admirer in the crowd.
The bosun, also stripped of his upper
garments, looked all of his great size, and, moving
about, showed himself not altogether lacking in agility.
Lively, indeed, he was for his immense bulk, although,
compared to the pump-man in that, he was like a moose
beside a panther. “It ain’t goin’
to be so one-sided after all,” whispered some
one loudly, and recalled the pump-man’s leaping
across the hatch that very morning. And now,
as he ducked and turned, seeming never to lack breath
for easy speech, there were others who were beginning
to believe it would not be so one-sided either.
“Speaking of wind-jammers, I
remember”-the bosun had rushed past
him like a charging elephant-“hearing
my old grandfather tell of seeing a three-decker manoeuvring
once. She’d come into stays about the middle
of the morning watch, he said, and maybe toward three
bells in the second dogwatch they’d have her
on the other tack. A ship of the old line she
was, a terrible fighter, if only fighting was done
from moorings; but there were little devils of frigates
kept sailing ’round and ’round her.
What? Why don’t I stand up? Stand up,
is it? Why, man, I don’t see where I’ve
been hove-down yet. Hove-down, no, nor wet my
rail yet. And is it you or I is fighting this
end of it? Is it?”-a subtle threat
with his left, one cunning feint of his right, one
whip-like inboring of the left hand, and up came the
bosun all-standing.
“You’re easy luffed,”
jeered Kieran. “A moment ago you were drawing
like a square-rigger before a quartering gale, and
now you’re shaking in the wind-yes,
and likely to be aback, if you don’t watch out.”
The teeth locked in the bosun’s
head-so hard a jolt for so smoothly delivered
a blow! He gazed amazed. Again a deceptive
swing or two, a fiddling with one hand and the other,
a moment of rapid foot-work, a quick side-step, and
biff! Kieran’s left went into the ribs-crack!
and Kieran’s right caught him on the cheek-bone
and laid it open as if hit with a cleaver.
“Devil take it!” exploded
Kieran, “I meant that for your jaw. It’s
this slippery tarpaulin.” He slid his foot
back and forth on the black-tarred canvas. “The
cook’s been dropping some of his slush on it,
and you, bosun, didn’t see to it that it was
cleaned. You ought to look after those little
things or the skipper’ll be having you up to
the bridge. But, come now, just once more”-he
curved his left forearm persuasively-“once
more and-”
But having caught the flame in the
eye that never once looked away from his, the bosun
wanted no more of that long-range work. It must
be close quarters thereafter, or he foresaw disgrace.
He appealed to the men at his back. “He
won’t stand up like a man. He leaps around
like a bloody monkey.”
“That’s right, bosun.
Stand up to him there, you!” That was the carpenter’s
voice. And others followed. ’Twasn’t
so men’d been used to fightin’ on oil-tankers.
No, sir. “Stand to him breast to breast!”
The carpenter led further clamorous voices.
“Aye, breast to breast be it.”
Kieran was standing at ease. “And yet you
all been telling how he drove his fist through a pine
plank the other day up on the New York water-front.”
“Yes, an’ I c’n
drive it through you, if yer come close to me.”
“Close to you? Is this
close enough to you?” No more side-stepping,
no more swift shifting-just a straight
step in, and they were clinched. With arms wrapped
around the body of the other, each an inside and outside
hold, and fingers locked in the small of the other’s
back, they were at it. One tentative tug and
haul and the bosun began to see that he would need
all his strength for this man. Another long-drawn
tug and he began to fear the outcome. Again,
and in place of his foe coming to him, it was his
own waist he felt drawn forward. Slowly he felt
his head falling back, and gradually his shoulders
followed. In toward Kieran came the hollow of
the big man’s back, and the big man knew he had
met his master; and, bitterest of all, this man poured
galling words into his ear as he bore him back; gibing
words, in so low a voice that they reached no further
than the ear for which they were intended.
“Your own favorite Cumberland
grip-where’s the whale strength of
you now, Bruiser Bill-your buffalo rush,
hah? It’s my weakness to make a show of
you here on this deck-you, my Bruising Bill,
the boastful lump of muscle that you are. Just
muscle, no more. And now where are you-where,
I say?”
The long, smooth muscles of Kieran’s
back were gathering and swelling. His waist,
contrasted with the splendid development under his
shoulders, looked slim as a corseted girl’s;
and not Noyes alone was noting them. Every muscle
in the smooth-skinned body-it seemed as
if he drew them from his very toes for service in
that hug.
The bosun’s breath was coming
in labored gasps, yet still that terrible man kept
holding him close, drawing his waist to him and increasing
his pressure as he drew. “You’ve
the tonnage and engine-room of a battleship,”
jeered Kieran, “but you’ve only the steam
of an East River tug. And a low-pressure tug
at that. And what little steam you had is gone.
You’ve a big engine but no boiler. And you
know what use an engine is without a boiler, don’t
you? Well, that’s you, son-your
steam’s gone.”
The swimming head kept falling backward
toward the ground. And for Kieran, as he felt
his enemy weaken, the purple lights were flashing
again. The call of battle was ringing in his ears;
came back to him the memory of more careless days,
when he lived for this kind of thing. After all,
what was life but a means whereby to give one’s
spirit play? And yet again-and yet-was
he no more than a brute himself? What was the
use? What good would it all do? And suddenly
he loosed his grip, and the inert body of the bosun
rolled down the tarpaulined hatch and onto the steel
deck.
Noyes found himself gasping, almost
as if he were in the fight himself. Then he noted
that Kieran had raised his hand and was addressing
the crew. “Holdup! You said the fight
would settle it. Mind your words now-fair
play for one against you all. Fair play, I say,”
and they might have scattered before this blazing,
fighting pump-man in the full lust of his power but
for the carpenter, who poised a hammer to throw.
“What! you would!” yelled Kieran.
A leap, a pass, and his fist smashed into the lowering
face. Over keeled the carpenter, a tall man, like
a falling spar.
“Put that man in irons!”
Noyes jumped at the voice. The captain was leaning
over the rail beside him.
IV
“Irons?” The pump-man’s
head went into the air. For a moment he stood
poised on the hatch like a statue. “Irons?”
His face paled and hardened and his arms stiffened;
but instantaneously, as half a dozen reached out to
seize him, he ducked and twisted and side-stepped,
and two, who could not be avoided, he knocked swiftly
out of his way. He cracked a fist into one face,
then the other. There was no malice in it; they
simply barred his way to freedom. He leaped from
combing to combing of the open hatches. It was
thirty feet to the bottom of any one of these empty
tanks, and those who followed did so at creeping speed.
He was clear of the mob. A light
bound and he was on the ship’s rail beside the
after-rigging.
The captain, leaning as far out as
the chart deck would allow, shook a raging arm at
Kieran. “You’ll assault, you’ll
batter my men right and left, will you, you crazy
mutineer?”
“Don’t call me a mutineer,
captain-I’ve disobeyed no order.”
“You are a mutineer. I
declare you one now. And you’ll go into
irons.”
“You’ll never put me in irons.”
“You’ll go into irons or you’ll
go over the side.”
“Well, maybe I’ll go over
the side. But before I go, if I have to go, I’ll
have a word to say. You’ve been trying to
break my nerve from the beginning. I know your
kind that bully and starve your crew, and won’t
have a man on your ship that you can’t bully
and starve. And so you set your bully bosun to
do me-do me to death, if he had to.
And when he’s not clever enough nor able enough,
you’d put me in irons-in irons here
on the high seas-out here where no law can
get you!”
The first officer was now on the deck
beneath the pump-man. “You’d better
come down, Kieran. It will be the safest way in
the end.”
“Mr. Brown, you’re a good
officer, and I don’t want to cross you, but
you’re not going to put me in irons.”
The ship was rolling gently.
Kieran rested one hand lightly, by way of balance,
on a stay, and kicked his shoes overboard. “A
step nearer, Mr. Brown, and I go after the shoes.”
“But it’s five miles to
the Florida shore, Kieran, and alive with sharks.
You’d never make it. Come on now.”
“No. Five miles or fifty, I’ll have
a try at it.”
Noyes now laid a warning hand on the
captain’s arm. “Are you going to
insist on putting that man in irons?”
“I am. And stand clear of me, you.”
“If you try to, he’ll jump overboard.”
“And if he does, what of it?”
“If he does, there’ll be a bad time ahead
for you.”
“There will? There’s
liable to be a bad time for you right now. Do
you know you have no rights on this ship unless I
say so? Don’t you know I can put you in
irons, too-that’s marine law-if
I feel like it?”
“I know what maritime law is.
And that’s the devil of it when there’s
a brute on the bridge. You can put me in irons
if you want to, but I don’t think you will.”
“So?” sneered the captain. “I
won’t? And why not?”
“Because I’m no friendless
seafarer. And also because-here’s
my card. Read it. It’s the card of
your boss, the man who can hire or fire you, or any
other man or officer of this line. And I don’t
have to give you a reason unless it pleases me.
But I’ll give a reason at the right time-in
your case. And the reason will leave you where
you’ll never again set foot on the deck of any
ship of this line or of a good many other lines.”
The captain had set his back to the
rail and bared his teeth. Noyes, thinking he
was about to spring, braced his feet and waited.
Noyes himself was no angelic-looking creature at the
moment. His jaw seemed to shoot forward, his
eyes to contract and recede.
“And so that’s who you are, is it?
And you’d break me?”
“Break you, yes. And perhaps
put you in jail before I’m done with you.
Now will you put him in irons?”
The captain did not spring. He
walked to his room instead. And he gave out no
order just then; but soon the mess-boy came out and
whispered to the first officer, and the first officer
said, “Kieran, you’re to return to duty,”
and pocketed his irons and called off the men.
It was an hour after the fight.
Kieran had had time to clean up, and now, with the
passenger, he was pacing the long gangway.
“And would you have gone over
the side?” the passenger had asked.
“I guess I’d had to, wouldn’t I?”
“And would you have reached shore?”
“Why not? Five miles-it’s
not much in smooth water.”
“But the sharks?”
“Sharks? Black boys in
West Indian ports will dive all day among them for
coppers. Sharks and whales-writers
of sea stories certainly ought to pension them.
There may have been a shark who once made a meal off
a sailor, but let you or me drop over the side, and
if there’s one anywhere near, he wouldn’t
stop racing till he was a mile away, and if any harmless
slob of a whale ever killed a sailor, be sure he did
it through fright. But that’s no matter.
What does matter, though”-Kieran
halted and faced the passenger-“are
the men who did go over the side, and not within swimming
distance of any pleasant sandy beach either.
’Tisn’t every protesting seaman who finds
the boss of the line on deck to back him up.
And, what’s harder, how about the men who never
had the choice of going over the side? And think
of the poor creatures who got so that in time they
didn’t even want to go over the side, who might
have grown into honest, free men, but who, instead
of that, learned only to live for the day when they
too would have the power to make their inferiors stand
around and cringe and whine.”
They paced the length of the deck twice before Kieran
spoke again.
“They wonder at the decay of
our merchant marine. I wonder did they ever stop
to think of what men-seamen-think
of the service? In the days of sailing ships
a man going to sea met with real danger and hardship,
and they developed courage and skill and character
of some kind. What training does he get to take
the place of that now? He’s a hand nowadays,
a helper, a lumper-not a sailor-on
a great big hulk to which disaster is almost impossible.”
“But disasters do happen.”
“They do, but what is the truth
about them? Nine out of ten of them have a disgraceful
cause. But the public doesn’t hear of that,
because the public doesn’t go to sea-except
as a saloon passenger. The public gets its story
from the steamship company’s office-always,
and you know what kind of a story they put out-put
out through newspapers that carry their advertising.
You know what that chief clerk or that second clerk
of yours would tell any inquiring outsider in case
of a loss of life on one of these ships. He’d
lie and lie and lie and lie and think he was serving
a good cause at that, and the papers publishing the
lie would think they were serving a good cause, too-especially
the constructive organization papers, as they call
themselves. Our big steamship officers these
days-outside of the navy-don’t
get the kind of work that keeps men up to the mark,
and not getting it they grow soft-their
bodies and their souls become flabby. Engineer
officers nowadays have the work cut out for them and
they are doing good work, but the bridge officers are
no longer men of the sea-they’re clerks,
agents in floating hotels. And the crew take
their tone from the officers. When the commander’s
weak, your whole outfit is apt to weaken, especially
under a strain.”
They resumed their pacing, Kieran
with head high in the air, inhaling deep breaths of
the fresh salt air.
The passenger came out of a deep meditation.
“Kieran, you can do a good work for us.
Is there any berth with this line you’d like
to have? If there is, say so. You can have
it. You can have that head clerk’s job if
you want it. And I think that after a while I
could get you mine, for I’m only there to fill
a gap.”
Kieran shook his head. “It wouldn’t
do.”
“Why not? You’re the man for the
job.”
“No, I’m not the man.
You haven’t got me quite right. I can point
out errors, but I’m not the man to correct them.
I’m not a good executive.”
“You certainly were the good executive in the
bosun’s case.”
“N-no, no. You mustn’t
count him. If he was a John L. Sullivan, say,
in his good days, it would prove something. Besides,
I don’t care for fighting-for beating
people up. I do hate though to see a bully or
a faker getting the best of it, and maybe having had
time to knock around and study people, I can pick
out a bully or a faker quicker than most people, and
seeing somebody getting too much the best of it, why,
sometimes I can’t help butting in.”
“And because of that faculty
of seeing things, once you made up your mind to settle
down to it, you’d make good on this job I’m
offering you.”
“No, you’ve got me wrong
again. I’m not a reformer, and never will
be, I hope. Reformers, or most that ever I met,
are only men who first tried to play politics and
got licked at it. I’m only an observer.”
“But you like a fight?”
“M-m-m-n not me. And I
never did. Any man, of course, likes the excitement
once he’s into it, but what man enjoys smashing
another man in the face? What fights I’ve
been into I couldn’t side-step-not
without crawling, I mean. No, no, I wouldn’t
make good on your job. I’d go along all
right in your office back in New York for awhile,-for
a month, two months, six months,-who knows,
maybe a year, and then one day I’d look out
the window, take a look down on the Battery, say at
the elevated railroad or the Aquarium Building, and
the Coney Island steamer dock with the barkers yelling
and gesturing, and the loafers on the benches in between,
and from that I’d look down the bay and see the
Statue of Liberty-some morning that would
be, maybe, when the sun was lighting up New York Bay
as it does some mornings, or maybe it would be on
a late afternoon, with the sun setting over on the
Jersey shore, the dark smoke from a hundred chimneys
smooching across the pink and purple of it, and, if
’twas summer, a haze like a bridal veil over
it all, and between that and the Battery the life
of a hundred craft-ferry-boats, tow-boats,
lighters, windjammers, steam-yachts, ocean-liners,
harbor, coastwise and foreign bound, a hundred different
kinds coming and going, the Lord knows where, but
to where no four walls will bound ’em for a
time, be sure of that. And if ever I did look
and looked long enough, be sure the earth would look
like it was rolling by too slow and I’d want
to get out and give it a push to speed it up.
No, no. That”-he looked up at
the serene blue-“for my ceiling.
And that”-he pointed to the dimpling
green sea-“for my office floor.
And that”-he waved a hand to space-“for
a window. And let all the bruising bosuns and
bucko ship’s officers afloat jump on me, but
give me that and I’ll take a chance. And-”
He stopped short and sighed.
“I do get going sometimes, don’t I?”
He looked around the deck. In a bucket of water
by the rail the bosun was bathing his battered features.
“The bosun reminds me. To-day I promised
him I’d finish my Flying Walrus song.”
“Go ahead and finish it-that
first verse was pretty good.”
“The second’s better-or
I think so. And”-he grinned at
the passenger-“I composed it myself,
too, to an air running in my head. And I suppose
I ought to finish it. And yet”-the
bosun was pouring, very quietly, his bucket of wash
water into the scuppers-“that would
be sort of rubbing it in, wouldn’t it?”
“What of it? It will do them all good.”
“I don’t know about that.
If it”-and just then three bells struck,
and three bells on the Rapidan meant supper
for the watch below.
Kieran left to go to supper, and the
passenger noted the deference of the crew toward him.
Not one who found himself in his way but hopped swiftly
aside to give him gangway.
“How conducive to high judgment,
how accelerating to respect is success,” mused
the passenger. “Two hours ago hardly one
of them who did not set him down for a half-crazy,
or, at least, an over-sanguine visionary-but
now-they bound like stags before him, and
none more propitiatingly agile than the former satellites
of our deposed bosun. A Don Quixote”-murmured
the passenger-“maybe, but a 20th century
Don Quixote-with a wallop in each hand.
If the Don Quixotes generally had his equipment, it
would not be windmills alone which would suffer, and
some joy then for honest men to watch the tilting.”