There is no moment in the life of
man, when he is so keenly sensitive on the subject
of the perfection of his mistress, as that in which
he completely admits her power. All his jealousy
is actively alive to the smallest shade of fault,
although his feelings so much indispose him to see
any blemish. Betts Shoreham felt an unpleasant
pang, even yes, it amounted to a pang for
in a few moments he would have offered his hand and
men cannot receive any drawback with indifference at
such an instant he felt an unpleasant pang,
then, as the idea crossed his mind that Mademoiselle
Hennequin could be so violently affected by a feeling
as unworthy as that of envy. He had passed several
years abroad, and had got the common notion about
the selfishness of the French, and more particularly
their women, and his prejudices took the alarm.
But his love was much the strongest, and soon looked
down the distrust, however reasonable, under the circumstances,
the latter might have appeared to a disinterested
and cool-headed observer. He had seen so much
meek and pure-spirited self-denial; so much high principle
in the conduct of Mademoiselle Hennequin, during an
intimacy which had now lasted six months, that no
passing feeling of doubt, like the one just felt, could
unsettle the confidence created by her virtues.
I know it may take more credit than belongs to most
pocket-handkerchiefs, to maintain the problem of the
virtues of a French governess a class of
unfortunate persons that seem doomed to condemnation
by all the sages of our modern imaginative literature.
An English governess, or even an American governess,
if, indeed, there be such a being in nature, may be
every thing that is respectable, and prudent, and
wise, and good; but the French governess has a sort
of ex-officio moral taint about her, that throws her
without the pale of literary charities. Nevertheless,
one or two of the most excellent women I have ever
known, have been French governesses, though I do not
choose to reveal what this particular individual of
the class turned out to be in the end, until the moment
for the denouement of her character shall regularly
arrive.
There was not much time for Betts
Shoreham to philosophize, and speculate on female
caprices and motives, John Monson making his
appearance in as high evening dress as well comported
with what is called “republican simplicity.”
John was a fine looking fellow, six feet and an inch,
with large whiskers, a bushy head of hair, and particularly
white teeth. His friend was two inches shorter,
of much less showy appearance, but of a more intellectual
countenance, and of juster proportions. Most
persons, at first sight, would praise John Monson’s
person and face, but all would feel the superiority
of Betts Shoreham’s, on an acquaintance.
The smile of the latter, in particular, was as winning
and amiable as that of a girl. It was that smile,
on the one hand, and his active, never dormant sympathy
for her situation, on the other, which, united, had
made such an inroad on the young governess’s
affections.
“It’s deuced cold, Betts,”
said John, as he came near the fire; “this delightful
country of ours has some confounded hard winters.
I wonder if it be patriotic to say, our winters?”
“It’s all common property,
Monson but, what have become of your sister
and Mademoiselle Hennequin? They were both here
a minute since, and have vanished like ”
“What? ghosts! no,
you dare not call them that, lest their spirits
take it in dudgeon. Julie is no ghost, though
she is sometimes so delicate and ethereal, and as
for Henny ”
“Who?” exclaimed Betts, doubting if his
ears were true.
“Henny, Tote and Moll’s
governess. Whom do you think I could mean, else?
I always call her Henny, en famille, and
I look upon you as almost one of us since our travels.”
{en famille = at home}
“I’m sure I can scarcely
be grateful enough, my dear fellow but,
you do not call her so to her face?”
“Why no perhaps
not exactly in her very teeth and beautiful
teeth she has, Betts Julie’s won’t
compare with them.”
“Miss Monson has fine teeth,
notwithstanding. Perhaps Mademoiselle Hennequin ”
“Yes, Henny has the best teeth
of any girl I know. They are none of your pearls some
pearls are yellowish, you know but they
are teeth; just what ought to be in a handsome girl’s
mouth. I have no objection to pearls in a necklace,
or in the pockets, but teeth are what are wanted
in a mouth, and Henny has just the finest set I know
of.”
Betts Shoreham fidgetted at the “Henny,”
and he had the weakness, at the moment, to wish the
young governess were not in a situation to be spoken
of so unceremoniously. He had not time to express
this feeling, before John Monson got a glimpse of
me, and had me under examination beneath the light
of a very powerful lamp. I declare that, knowing
his aversion to our species, I felt a glow in all
my system at the liberties he was taking.
“What have we here?” exclaimed
John Monson, in surprise; “has Miss Flowergarden
made a call, and is this her card?”
“I believe that pocket-handkerchief
belongs to your sister,” answered Betts, drily,
“if that be what you mean.”
“Jule! well, I am sorry to hear
it. I did hope that no sister of mine would
run into any such foolish extravagance do
you own it, Jule?” who entered the room at that
instant “is this bit of a rag yours,
or is it not more likely to be Henny’s?”
“Bit of a rag!” cried
the sister, snatching me dexterously out of the spoiler’s
hands; “and ‘Henny,’ too! This
is not a bit of a rag, sir, but a very pretty pocket-handkerchief,
and you must very well know that Mademoiselle Hennequin
is not likely to be the owner of any thing as costly.”
“And what did it cost, pray?
At least tell me that, if nothing else.”
“I shall not gratify your curiosity,
sir a lady’s wardrobe is not to be
dissected in this manner.”
“Pray, sir, may I ask,”
Mr. Monson now coming in, “did you pay for Jule’s
handkerchief? Hang me, if I ever saw a more vulgar
thing in my life.”
“The opinion is not likely to
induce me to say yes,” answered the father,
half-laughing, and yet half-angry at his son’s
making such allusions before Betts “never
mind him, my dear; the handkerchief is not half as
expensive as his own cigars.”
“It shall be as thoroughly smoked,
nevertheless,” rejoined John, who was as near
being spoilt, and escaping, as was at all necessary.
“Ah, Julie, Julie, I’m ashamed of thee.”
This was an inauspicious commencement
for an evening from which so much happiness had been
anticipated, but Mrs. Monson coming down, and the
carriages driving to the door, Mademoiselle Hennequin
was summoned, and the whole party left the house.
As a matter of course, it was a little
out of the common way that the governess was asked
to make one, in the invitations given to the Monsons.
But Mademoiselle Hennequin was a person of such perfect
bon ton, had so thoroughly the manners of a lady,
and was generally reputed so accomplished, that most
of the friends of the family felt themselves bound
to notice her. There was another reason, too,
which justice requires I should relate, though it
is not so creditable to the young lady, as those already
given. From some quarter, or other, a rumor had
got abroad that Miss Monson’s governess was of
a noble family, a circumstance that I soon discovered
had great influence in New York, doubtless by way
of expiation for the rigid democratical notions that
so universally pervade its society. And here I
may remark, en passant, that while nothing is considered
so disreputable in America as to be “aristocratic”
a word of very extensive signification, as it embraces
the tastes, the opinions, the habits, the virtues,
and sometimes the religion of the offending party on
the other hand, nothing is so certain to attract attention
as nobility. How many poor Poles have I seen
dragged about and made lions of, merely because they
were reputed noble, though the distinction in that
country is pretty much the same as that which exists
in one portion of this great republic, where one half
the population is white, and the other black; the former
making the noble, and the latter the serf.
{make one = be included; bon ton =
superior manners and culture; notice her = include
her socially; “aristocratic” = Cooper was
hypersensitive to accusations of being “aristocratic”;
poor Poles = since his days in Paris in the early
1830s, Cooper had befriended and aided Poles fleeing
Russian domination of their homeland}
“What an exceedingly aristocratic
pocket-handkerchief Miss Monson has this evening,”
observed Mrs. G. to Mr. W., as we passed into Mrs.
Leamington’s rooms, that evening; “I don’t
know when I’ve seen any thing so aristocratic
in society.”
“The Monsons are very aristocratic
in all things; I understand they dine at six.”
“Yes,” put in Miss F., “and use
finger bowls every day.”
“How aristocratic!”
“Very they even say
that since they have come back from Europe, the last
time, matters are pushed farther than ever. The
ladies insist on kneeling at prayers, instead of inclining,
like all the rest of the world.”
“Did one ever hear of any thing so aristocratic!”
“They do say, but I will
not vouch for its truth, that Mr. and Mrs. Monson
insist on all their children calling them ‘father’
and ‘mother,’ instead of ‘pa’
and ‘ma.’”
“Why, Mr. W., that is downright monarchical,
is it not?”
“It’s difficult to say
what is, and what is not monarchical, now-a-days;
though I think one is pretty safe in pronouncing it
anti-republican.”
“It is patriarchal, rather,” observed
a wit, who belonged to the group.
Into this “aristocratical”
set I was now regularly introduced. Many longing
and curious eyes were drawn toward me, though the company
in this house was generally too well bred to criticise
articles of dress very closely. Still, in every
country, aristocracy, monarchy, or democracy, there
are privileged classes, and in all companies privileged
persons. One of the latter took the liberty of
asking Julia to leave me in her keeping, while the
other danced, and I was thus temporarily transferred
to a circle, in which several other pocket-handkerchiefs
had been collected, with a view to compare our several
merits and demerits. The reader will judge of
my surprise, when, the examination being ended, and
the judgment being rendered altogether in my favor,
I found myself familiarly addressed by the name that
I bore in the family circle, or, as N; for pocket-handkerchiefs
never speak to each other except on the principle
of decimals. It was N, or my relative of
the extreme cote gauche, who had strangely enough
found his way into this very room, and was now lying
cheek by jowl with me again, in old Mrs. Eyelet’s
lap. Family affection made us glad to meet, and
we had a hundred questions to put to each other in
a breath.
{cote gauche = left wing, politically}
N had commenced life a violent
republican, and this simply because he read nothing
but republican newspapers; a sufficiently simple reason,
as all know who have heard both sides of any question.
Shortly after I was purchased by poor, dear Adrienne,
a young American traveler had stepped into the magasin,
and with the recklessness that distinguishes the expenditures
of his countrymen, swept off half a dozen of the family
at one purchase. Accident gave him the liberal
end of the piece, a circumstance to which he never
would have assented had he known the fact, for being
an attache of the legation of his own country, he
was ex officio aristocratic. My brother amused
me exceedingly with his account of the indignation
he felt at finding himself in a very hot-bed of monarchical
opinions, in the set at the American legation.
What rendered these diplomates so much the
more aristocratic, was the novelty of the thing, scarcely
one of them having been accustomed to society at home.
After passing a few months in such company, my brother’s
boss, who was a mere traveling diplomatist, came home
and began to run a brilliant career in the circles
of New York, on the faith of a European reputation.
Alas! there is in pocket-handkerchief nature a disposition
to act by contraries. The “more you call,
the more I won’t come” principle was active
in poor N’s mind, and he had not been a
month in New York society, before he came out an ultra
monarchist. New York society has more than one
of these sudden political conversions to answer for.
It is such a thorough development of the democratic
principle, that the faith of few believers is found
strong enough to withstand it. Every body knows
how much a prospect varies by position. Thus,
you shall stand on the aristocratic side of a room
filled with company, and every thing will present
a vulgar and democratic appearance; or, vice versa,
you shall occupy a place among the oi polloi,
and all is aristocratic, exclusive, and offensive.
So it had proved with my unfortunate kinsman.
All his notions had changed; instead of finding the
perfection he had preached and extolled so long, he
found nothing to admire, and every thing to condemn.
In a word, never was a pocket-handkerchief so miserable,
and that, too, on grounds so philosophical and profound,
met with, on its entrance into active life. I
do believe, if my brother could have got back to France,
he would have written a book on America, which, while
it overlooked many vices and foibles that deserve to
be cut up without mercy, would have thrown even de
Tocqueville into the shade in the way of political
blunders. But I forbear; this latter writer being
unanswerable among those neophytes who having never
thought of their own system, unless as Englishmen,
are overwhelmed with admiration at finding any thing
of another character advanced about it. At least,
such are the sentiments entertained by a very high
priced pocket-handkerchief.
{magasin = shop; ex-officio =
by virtue of his position Cooper frequently
criticized American diplomats for taking on the conservative
views of the monarchial governments to which they were
accredited; oi polloi = common people, rabble
(Greek); de Tocqueville = Alexis de Tocqueville =
French writer (1805-1859), famous for his account of
American culture, “Democracy in America”
(1835 and 1840) Cooper had provided Tocqueville
with letters of introduction for his 1832 American
visit, but resented the extreme admiration accorded
his book}
Mademoiselle Hennequin, I took occasion
to remark, occupied much of the attention of Betts
Shoreham, at Mrs. Leamington’s ball. They
understood each other perfectly, though the young
man could not get over the feeling created by the
governess’s manner when she first met with me.
Throughout the evening, indeed, her eye seemed studiously
averted from me, as if she struggled to suppress certain
sentiments or sensations, that she was unwilling to
betray. Now, these sentiments, if sentiments
they were, or sensations, as they were beyond all dispute,
might be envy repinings at another’s
better fortunes or they might be excited
by philosophical and commendable reflections touching
those follies which so often lead the young and thoughtless
into extravagance. Betts tried hard to believe
them the last, though, in his inmost heart, he would
a thousand times rather that the woman he loved should
smile on a weakness of this sort, in a girl of her
own age, than that she should show herself to be prematurely
wise, if it was wisdom purchased at the expense of
the light-heartedness and sympathies of her years and
sex. On a diminished scale, I had awakened in
his bosom some such uneasy distrust as the pocket-handkerchief
of Desdemona is known to have aroused in that of the
Moor.
{Shakespeare, “Othello”}
Nor can I say that Julia Monson enjoyed
herself as much as she had anticipated. Love
she did not Betts Shoreham; for that was a passion
her temperament and training induced her to wait for
some pretty unequivocal demonstrations on the part
of the gentleman before she yielded to it; but she
liked him vastly, and nothing would have been
easier than to have blown this smouldering preference
into a flame. She was too young, and, to say
the truth, too natural and uncalculating, to be always
remembering that Betts owned a good old-fashioned landed
estate that was said to produce twenty, and which did
actually produce eleven thousand a year, nett; and
that his house in the country was generally said to
be one of the very best in the state. For all
this she cared absolutely nothing, or nothing worth
mentioning. There were enough young men of as
good estates, and there were a vast many of no estates
at all, ready and willing to take their chances in
the “cutting up” of “old Monson,”
but there were few who were as agreeable, as well
mannered, as handsome, or who had seen as much of the
world, as Betts Shoreham. Of course, she had
never fancied the young man in love with herself,
but, previously to the impression she had quite recently
imbibed of his attachment to her mother’s governess,
she had been accustomed to think such a thing might
come to pass, and that she should not be sorry if
it did.
I very well understand this is not
the fashionable, or possibly the polite way of describing
those incipient sentiments which form the germ of
love in the virgin affections of young ladies, and
that a skillful and refined poet would use very different
language on the occasion; but I began this history
to represent things as they are, and such is the manner
in which “Love’s Young Dream” appears
to a pocket-handkerchief.
{"Love’s Young Dream”
= popular poem by Thomas Moore (1780-1852)}
Among other things that were unpleasant,
Miss Monson was compelled to overhear sundry remarks
of Betts’s devotion to the governess, as she
stood in the dance, some of which reached me, also.
“Who is the lady to whom Mr.
Shoreham is so dévoue this evening?” asked
Miss N. of Miss T. “’Tis quite a new face,
and, if one might be so presuming, quite a new manner.”
{dévoue = devoted, attentive}
“That is Mademoiselle Henny,
the governess of Mrs. Monson’s children, my
dear. They say she is all accomplishments, and
quite a miracle of propriety. It is also rumored
that she is, some way, a very distinguished person,
reduced by those horrid revolutions of which they
have so many in Europe.”
“Noble, I dare say!”
“Oh! that at least. Some
persons affirm that she is semi-royal. The
country is full of broken-down royalty and nobility.
Do you think she has an aristocratic air?”
“Not in the least her ears are too
small.”
“Why, my dear, that is the very
symbol of nobility! When my Aunt Harding was
in Naples, she knew the Duke of Montecarbana, intimately;
and she says he had the smallest ears she ever beheld
on a human being. The Montecarbanas are a family
as old as the ruins of Paestum, they say.”
{Paestum = ancient Roman city outside Naples}
“Well, to my notion, nobility
and teaching little girls French and Italian, and
their gammes, have very little in common.
I had thought Mr. Shoreham an admirer of Miss Monson’s.”
{gammes = musical scales}
Now, unfortunately, my mistress overheard
this remark. Her feelings were just in that agitated
state to take the alarm, and she determined to flirt
with a young man of the name of Thurston, with a view
to awaken Betts’s jealousy, if he had any, and
to give vent to her own spleen. This Tom Thurston
was one of those tall, good-looking young fellows
who come from, nobody knows where, get into society,
nobody knows how, and live on, nobody knows what.
It was pretty generally understood that he was on
the look-out for a rich wife, and encouragement from
Julia Monson was not likely to be disregarded by such
a person. To own the truth, my mistress carried
matters much too far so far, indeed, as
to attract attention from every body but those most
concerned; viz. her own mother and Betts Shoreham.
Although elderly ladies play cards very little, just
now, in American society, or, indeed, in any other,
they have their inducements for rendering the well-known
office of matron at a ball, a mere sinecure. Mrs.
Monson, too, was an indulgent mother, and seldom saw
any thing very wrong in her own children. Julia,
in the main, had sufficient retenue, and a suspicion
of her want of discretion on this point, was one of
the last things that would cross the fond parent’s
mind at Mrs. Leamington’s ball. Others,
however, were less confiding.
{retenue = discretion}
“Your daughter is in high
spirits to-night,” observed a single lady
of a certain age, who was sitting near Mrs. Monson;
“I do not remember to have ever seen her so
Gay.”
“Yes, dear girl, she is
happy,” poor Julia was any thing but
that, just then “but youth is
the time for happiness, if it is ever to come in this
life.”
“Is Miss Monson addicted to
such very high spirits?” continued one,
who was resolute to torment, and vexed that the mother
could not be sufficiently alarmed to look around.
“Always when in agreeable
company. I think it a great happiness, ma’am,
to possess good spirits.”
“No doubt yet one
needn’t be always fifteen, as Lady Wortley Montague
said,” muttered the other, giving up the point,
and changing her seat, in order that she might speak
her mind more freely into the ear of a congenial spirit.
{Lady Wortley Montague = Lady Mary
Wortley Montague (1689-1762), English essayist and
letter-writer}
Half an hour later we were all in
the carriages, again, on our way home; all, but Betts
Shoreham, I should say, for having seen the ladies
cloaked, he had taken his leave at Mrs. Leamington’s
door, as uncertain as ever whether or not to impute
envy to a being who, in all other respects, seemed
to him to be faultless. He had to retire to an
uneasy pillow, undetermined whether to pursue his
original intention of making the poor friendless French
girl independent, by an offer of his hand, or whether
to decide that her amiable and gentle qualities were
all seeming, and that she was not what she appeared
to be. Betts Shoreham owed his distrust to national
prejudice, and well was he paid for entertaining so
vile a companion. Had Mademoiselle Hennequin been
an American girl, he would not have thought a second
time of the emotion she had betrayed in regarding
my beauties; but he had been taught to believe all
French women managing and hypocritical; a notion that
the experience of a young man in Paris would not be
very likely to destroy.
{managing = manipulative}
“Well,” cried John Monson,
as the carriage drew from Mrs. Leamington’s
door, “this is the last ball I shall go to in
New York;” which declaration he repeated twenty
times that season, and as often broke.
“What is the matter now, Jack?”
demanded the father. “I found it very pleasant six
or seven of us old fellows made a very agreeable evening
of it.”
“Yes, I dare say, sir; but you
were not compelled to dance in a room eighteen by
twenty-four, with a hundred people treading on your
toes, or brushing their heads in your face.”
“Jack can find no room for dancing
since the great ball of the Salle de l’Opera,
at Paris,” observed the mother smiling.
“I hope you enjoyed yourself better, Julia?”
{Salle de l’Opera = Paris Opera
House the building referred to by Cooper
served as Opera House from 1821-1873 and was replaced
by the present building in 1874}
My mistress started; then she answered
with a sort of hysterical glee
“Oh! I have found the evening
delightful, ma’am. I could have remained
two hours longer.”
“And you, Mademoiselle Hennequin;
I hope you, too, were agreeably entertained?”
The governess answered meekly, and
with a slight tremor in her voice.
“Certainly, madame,”
she said, “I have enjoyed myself; though dancing
always seems an amusement I have no right to share
in.”
There was some little embarrassment,
and I could perceive an impulse in Julia to press
nearer to her rival, as if impelled by a generous wish
to manifest her sympathy. But Tom’s protest
soon silenced every thing else, and we alighted, and
soon went to rest.
The next morning Julia sent for me
down to be exhibited to one or two friends, my fame
having spread in consequence of my late appearance.
I was praised, kissed, called a pretty dear, and extolled
like a spoiled child, though Miss W. did not fail
to carry the intelligence, far and near, that Miss
Monson’s much-talked-of pocket-handkerchief was
nothing after all but the thing Miss Halfacre
had brought out the night of the day her father had
stopped payment. Some even began to nick-name
me the insolvent pocket-handkerchief.
I thought Julia sad, after her friends
had all left her. I lay neglected on a sofa,
and the pretty girl’s brow became thoughtful.
Of a sudden she was aroused from a brown study reflective
mood, perhaps, would be a more select phrase by
the unexpected appearance of young Thurston.
There was a sort of “Ah! have I caught you alone!”
expression about this adventurer’s eye, even
while he was making his bow, that struck me.
I looked for great events, nor was I altogether disappointed.
In one minute he was seated at Julia’s side,
on the same sofa, and within two feet of her; in two
more he had brought in play his usual tricks of flattery.
My mistress listened languidly, and yet not altogether
without interest. She was piqued at Betts Shoreham’s
indifference, had known her present admirer several
months, if dancing in the same set can be called knowing,
and had never been made love to before, at least in
a manner so direct and unequivocal. The young
man had tact enough to discover that he had an advantage,
and fearful that some one might come in and interrupt
the tete a tete, he magnanimously resolved to throw
all on a single cast, and come to the point at once.
“I think, Miss Monson,”
he continued, after a very beautiful specimen of rigmarole
in the way of love-making, a rigmarole that might have
very fairly figured in an editor’s law and logic,
after he had been beaten in a libel suit, “I
think, Miss Monson, you cannot have overlooked the
very particular attentions I have endeavored to
pay you, ever since I have been so fortunate as to
have made your acquaintance?”
“I! Upon my word,
Mr. Thurston, I am not at all conscious of having
been the object of any such attentions!”
“No? That is ever
the way with the innocent and single-minded! This
is what we sincere and diffident men have to contend
with in affairs of the heart. Our bosoms may
be torn with ten thousand distracting cares, and yet
the modesty of a truly virtuous female heart shall
be so absorbed in its own placid serenity as to be
indifferent to the pangs it is unconsciously inflicting!”
“Mr. Thurston, your language
is strong and a little a
little unintelligible.”
“I dare say ma’am I
never expect to be intelligible again. When the
’heart is oppressed with unutterable anguish,
condemned to conceal that passion which is at once
the torment and delight of life’ when
’his lip, the ruby harbinger of joy, lies pale
and cold, the miserable appendage of a mang ’
that is, Miss Monson, I mean to say, when all our
faculties are engrossed by one dear object we are often
incoherent and mysterious, as a matter of course.”
Tom Thurston came very near wrecking
himself on the quicksands of the romantic school.
He had begun to quote from a speech delivered by Gouverneur
Morris, on the right of deposit at New Orleans, and
which he had spoken at college, and was near getting
into a part of the subject that might not have been
so apposite, but retreated in time. By way of
climax, the lover laid his hand on me, and raised me
to his eyes in an abstracted manner, as if unconscious
of what he was doing, and wanted to brush away a tear.
{Gouverneur Morris = American Federalist
leader and diplomat (1752-1816) a 1795
American treaty with Spain granted the United States
the right of navigation on the Mississippi River and
to deposit goods at New Orleans without paying customs
duties}
“What a confounded rich old
fellow the father must be,” thought Tom, “to
give her such pocket-handkerchiefs!”
I felt like a wren that escapes from
the hawk when the rogue laid me down.
Alas! Poor Julia was the dupe
of all this acting. Totally unpracticed herself,
abandoned by the usages of the society in which she
had been educated very much to the artifices of any
fortune-hunter, and vexed with Betts Shoreham, she
was in the worst possible frame of mind to resist
such eloquence and love. She had seen Tom at all
the balls in the best houses, found no fault with
his exterior and manners, both of which were fashionable
and showy, and now discovered that he had a most sympathetic
heart, over which, unknown to herself, she had obtained
a very unlimited control.
“You do not answer me, Miss
Monson,” continued Tom peeping out at one side
of me, for I was still at his eyes “you
do not answer me, cruel, inexorable girl!”
“What would you have me say, Mr. Thurston?”
“Say yes, dearest, loveliest,
most perfect being of the whole human family.”
“Yes, then; if that will
relieve your mind, it is a relief very easily bestowed.”
Now, Tom Thurston was as skilled in
a fortune-hunter’s wiles as Napoleon was in
military strategy. He saw he had obtained an immense
advantage for the future, and he forbore to press the
matter any further at the moment. The “yes”
had been uttered more in pleasantry than with any
other feeling, but, by holding it in reserve, presuming
on it gradually, and using it in a crisis, it might
be worth “let me see,” calculated
Tom, as he went whistling down Broadway, “that
‘yes’ may be made to yield at least a
cool $100,000. There are John, this girl, and
two little ones. Old Monson is worth every dollar
of $700,000 none of your skyrockets, but
a known, old fortune, in substantial houses and lands let
us suppose the old woman outlive him, and that she
gets her full thirds; that will leave $466,660.
Perhaps John may get a couple of hundred thousand,
and even then each of the girls will have $88,888.
If one of the little things should happen to die,
and there’s lots of scarlet fever about, why
that would fetch it up at once to a round hundred
thousand. I don’t think the old woman would
be likely to marry again at her time of life.
One mustn’t calculate too confidently on that,
however, as I would have her myself for half of such
thirds.”
{full thirds = Old Monson’s
widow would under American common law receive a life
interest in one-third of his real property, called
a dower right, which would revert to his children
if she died without remarrying.}