One green light squinting over Kidd’s
Creek, which is near the mouth of the pirate river,
marked where the brig, the jolly Roger, lay,
low in the water; a rakish-looking [speedy-looking]
craft foul to the hull, every beam in her detestable,
like ground strewn with mangled feathers. She
was the cannibal of the seas, and scarce needed that
watchful eye, for she floated immune in the horror
of her name.
She was wrapped in the blanket of
night, through which no sound from her could have
reached the shore. There was little sound, and
none agreeable save the whir of the ship’s sewing
machine at which Smee sat, ever industrious and obliging,
the essence of the commonplace, pathetic Smee.
I know not why he was so infinitely pathetic, unless
it were because he was so pathetically unaware of
it; but even strong men had to turn hastily from looking
at him, and more than once on summer evenings he had
touched the fount of Hook’s tears and made it
flow. Of this, as of almost everything else,
Smee was quite unconscious.
A few of the pirates leant over the
bulwarks, drinking in the miasma [putrid mist] of
the night; others sprawled by barrels over games of
dice and cards; and the exhausted four who had carried
the little house lay prone on the deck, where even
in their sleep they rolled skillfully to this side
or that out of Hook’s reach, lest he should claw
them mechanically in passing.
Hook trod the deck in thought.
O man unfathomable. It was his hour of triumph.
Peter had been removed for ever from his path, and
all the other boys were in the brig, about to walk
the plank. It was his grimmest deed since the
days when he had brought Barbecue to heel; and knowing
as we do how vain a tabernacle is man, could we be
surprised had he now paced the deck unsteadily, bellied
out by the winds of his success?
But there was no elation in his gait,
which kept pace with the action of his sombre mind.
Hook was profoundly dejected.
He was often thus when communing with
himself on board ship in the quietude of the night.
It was because he was so terribly alone. This
inscrutable man never felt more alone than when surrounded
by his dogs. They were socially inferior to him.
Hook was not his true name. To
reveal who he really was would even at this date set
the country in a blaze; but as those who read between
the lines must already have guessed, he had been at
a famous public school; and its traditions still clung
to him like garments, with which indeed they are largely
concerned. Thus it was offensive to him even now
to board a ship in the same dress in which he grappled
[attacked] her, and he still adhered in his walk to
the school’s distinguished slouch. But
above all he retained the passion for good form.
Good form! However much he may
have degenerated, he still knew that this is all that
really matters.
From far within him he heard a creaking
as of rusty portals, and through them came a stern
tap-tap-tap, like hammering in the night when one
cannot sleep. “Have you been good form to-day?”
was their eternal question.
“Fame, fame, that glittering
bauble, it is mine,” he cried.
“Is it quite good form to be
distinguished at anything?” the tap-tap from
his school replied.
“I am the only man whom Barbecue
feared,” he urged, “and Flint feared Barbecue.”
“Barbecue, Flint what house?”
came the cutting retort.
Most disquieting reflection of all,
was it not bad form to think about good form?
His vitals were tortured by this problem.
It was a claw within him sharper than the iron one;
and as it tore him, the perspiration dripped down
his tallow [waxy] countenance and streaked his doublet.
Ofttimes he drew his sleeve across his face, but there
was no damming that trickle.
Ah, envy not Hook.
There came to him a presentiment of
his early dissolution [death]. It was as if Peter’s
terrible oath had boarded the ship. Hook felt
a gloomy desire to make his dying speech, lest presently
there should be no time for it.
“Better for Hook,” he
cried, “if he had had less ambition!” It
was in his darkest hours only that he referred to
himself in the third person.
“No little children to love me!”
Strange that he should think of this,
which had never troubled him before; perhaps the sewing
machine brought it to his mind. For long he muttered
to himself, staring at Smee, who was hemming placidly,
under the conviction that all children feared him.
Feared him! Feared Smee!
There was not a child on board the brig that night
who did not already love him. He had said horrid
things to them and hit them with the palm of his hand,
because he could not hit with his fist, but they had
only clung to him the more. Michael had tried
on his spectacles.
To tell poor Smee that they thought
him lovable! Hook itched to do it, but it seemed
too brutal. Instead, he revolved this mystery
in his mind: why do they find Smee lovable?
He pursued the problem like the sleuth-hound that
he was. If Smee was lovable, what was it that
made him so? A terrible answer suddenly presented
itself “Good form?”
Had the bo’sun good form without
knowing it, which is the best form of all?
He remembered that you have to prove
you don’t know you have it before you are eligible
for Pop [an elite social club at Eton].
With a cry of rage he raised his iron
hand over Smee’s head; but he did not tear.
What arrested him was this reflection:
“To claw a man because he is
good form, what would that be?”
“Bad form!”
The unhappy Hook was as impotent [powerless]
as he was damp, and he fell forward like a cut flower.
His dogs thinking him out of the way
for a time, discipline instantly relaxed; and they
broke into a bacchanalian [drunken] dance, which brought
him to his feet at once, all traces of human weakness
gone, as if a bucket of water had passed over him.
“Quiet, you scugs,” he
cried, “or I’ll cast anchor in you;”
and at once the din was hushed. “Are all
the children chained, so that they cannot fly away?”
“Ay, ay.”
“Then hoist them up.”
The wretched prisoners were dragged
from the hold, all except Wendy, and ranged in line
in front of him. For a time he seemed unconscious
of their presence. He lolled at his ease, humming,
not unmelodiously, snatches of a rude song, and fingering
a pack of cards. Ever and anon the light from
his cigar gave a touch of colour to his face.
“Now then, bullies,” he
said briskly, “six of you walk the plank to-night,
but I have room for two cabin boys. Which of you
is it to be?”
“Don’t irritate him unnecessarily,”
had been Wendy’s instructions in the hold; so
Tootles stepped forward politely. Tootles hated
the idea of signing under such a man, but an instinct
told him that it would be prudent to lay the responsibility
on an absent person; and though a somewhat silly boy,
he knew that mothers alone are always willing to be
the buffer. All children know this about mothers,
and despise them for it, but make constant use of
it.
So Tootles explained prudently, “You
see, sir, I don’t think my mother would like
me to be a pirate. Would your mother like you
to be a pirate, Slightly?”
He winked at Slightly, who said mournfully,
“I don’t think so,” as if he wished
things had been otherwise. “Would your mother
like you to be a pirate, Twin?”
“I don’t think so,”
said the first twin, as clever as the others.
“Nibs, would ”
“Stow this gab,” roared
Hook, and the spokesmen were dragged back. “You,
boy,” he said, addressing John, “you look
as if you had a little pluck in you. Didst never
want to be a pirate, my hearty?”
Now John had sometimes experienced
this hankering at maths. prep.; and he was struck
by Hook’s picking him out.
“I once thought of calling myself
Red-handed Jack,” he said diffidently.
“And a good name too. We’ll
call you that here, bully, if you join.”
“What do you think, Michael?” asked John.
“What would you call me if I join?” Michael
demanded.
“Blackbeard Joe.”
Michael was naturally impressed.
“What do you think, John?” He wanted John
to decide, and John wanted him to decide.
“Shall we still be respectful subjects of the
King?” John inquired.
Through Hook’s teeth came the
answer: “You would have to swear, ’Down
with the King.’”
Perhaps John had not behaved very well so far, but
he shone out now.
“Then I refuse,” he cried, banging the
barrel in front of Hook.
“And I refuse,” cried Michael.
“Rule Britannia!” squeaked Curly.
The infuriated pirates buffeted them
in the mouth; and Hook roared out, “That seals
your doom. Bring up their mother. Get the
plank ready.”
They were only boys, and they went
white as they saw Jukes and Cecco preparing the fatal
plank. But they tried to look brave when Wendy
was brought up.
No words of mine can tell you how
Wendy despised those pirates. To the boys there
was at least some glamour in the pirate calling; but
all that she saw was that the ship had not been tidied
for years. There was not a porthole on the grimy
glass of which you might not have written with your
finger “Dirty pig”; and she had already
written it on several. But as the boys gathered
round her she had no thought, of course, save for
them.
“So, my beauty,” said
Hook, as if he spoke in syrup, “you are to see
your children walk the plank.”
Fine gentlemen though he was, the
intensity of his communings had soiled his ruff, and
suddenly he knew that she was gazing at it. With
a hasty gesture he tried to hide it, but he was too
late.
“Are they to die?” asked
Wendy, with a look of such frightful contempt that
he nearly fainted.
“They are,” he snarled.
“Silence all,” he called gloatingly, “for
a mother’s last words to her children.”
At this moment Wendy was grand.
“These are my last words, dear boys,”
she said firmly. “I feel that I have a message
to you from your real mothers, and it is this:
’We hope our sons will die like English gentlemen.’”
Even the pirates were awed, and Tootles
cried out hysterically, “I am going to do what
my mother hopes. What are you to do, Nibs?”
“What my mother hopes. What are you to
do, Twin?”
“What my mother hopes. John, what are ”
But Hook had found his voice again.
“Tie her up!” he shouted.
It was Smee who tied her to the mast.
“See here, honey,” he whispered, “I’ll
save you if you promise to be my mother.”
But not even for Smee would she make
such a promise. “I would almost rather
have no children at all,” she said disdainfully
[scornfully].
It is sad to know that not a boy was
looking at her as Smee tied her to the mast; the eyes
of all were on the plank: that last little walk
they were about to take. They were no longer
able to hope that they would walk it manfully, for
the capacity to think had gone from them; they could
stare and shiver only.
Hook smiled on them with his teeth
closed, and took a step toward Wendy. His intention
was to turn her face so that she should see they boys
walking the plank one by one. But he never reached
her, he never heard the cry of anguish he hoped to
wring from her. He heard something else instead.
It was the terrible tick-tick of the crocodile.
They all heard it pirates,
boys, Wendy; and immediately every head was blown
in one direction; not to the water whence the sound
proceeded, but toward Hook. All knew that what
was about to happen concerned him alone, and that
from being actors they were suddenly become spectators.
Very frightful was it to see the change
that came over him. It was as if he had been
clipped at every joint. He fell in a little heap.
The sound came steadily nearer; and
in advance of it came this ghastly thought, “The
crocodile is about to board the ship!”
Even the iron claw hung inactive;
as if knowing that it was no intrinsic part of what
the attacking force wanted. Left so fearfully
alone, any other man would have lain with his eyes
shut where he fell: but the gigantic brain of
Hook was still working, and under its guidance he
crawled on the knees along the deck as far from the
sound as he could go. The pirates respectfully
cleared a passage for him, and it was only when he
brought up against the bulwarks that he spoke.
“Hide me!” he cried hoarsely.
They gathered round him, all eyes
averted from the thing that was coming aboard.
They had no thought of fighting it. It was Fate.
Only when Hook was hidden from them
did curiosity loosen the limbs of the boys so that
they could rush to the ship’s side to see the
crocodile climbing it. Then they got the strangest
surprise of the Night of Nights; for it was no crocodile
that was coming to their aid. It was Peter.
He signed to them not to give vent
to any cry of admiration that might rouse suspicion.
Then he went on ticking.