PIPE OF PEACE
By James McKimmey, Jr.
The farmer refused to work. His
wife, a short thin woman with worried eyes, watched
him while he sat before the kitchen table. He
was thin, too, like his wife, but tall and tough-skinned.
His face, with its leather look was immobile.
“Why?” asked his wife.
“Good reasons,” the farmer said.
He poured yellow cream into a cup
of coffee. He let the cup sit on the table.
“Henry?” said the woman,
as though she were really speaking to someone else.
She walked around the kitchen in quick aimless bird
steps.
“My right,” said Henry.
He lifted his cup, finally, tasting.
“We’ll starve.”
“Not likely. Not until everybody else does,
anyway.”
The woman circled the room and came
back to her husband. Her eyes winked, and there
were lines between them. Her fingers clutched
the edge of the table. “You’ve gone
crazy,” she said, as though it were a half-question,
a half-pronouncement.
The farmer was relaxing now, leaning
back in his chair. “Might have. Might
have, at that.”
“Why?” she asked.
The farmer turned his coffee cup carefully.
“Thing to do, is all. Each man in his own
turn. This is my turn.”
The woman watched him for a long time,
then she sat down on a chair beside the table.
The quick, nervous movement was gone out of her, and
she sat like a frozen sparrow.
The farmer looked up and grinned.
“Feels good. Just to sit here. Does
well for the back and the arms. Been working too
hard.”
“Henry,” the woman said.
The farmer tasted his coffee again.
He put the cup on the table and leaned back, tapping
his browned fingers. “Just in time, I’d
say. Waited any longer, it wouldn’t have
done any good. Another few years, a farmer wouldn’t
mean anything.”
The woman watched him, her eyes frightened
as though he might suddenly gnash his teeth or leap
in the air.
“Pretty soon,” the farmer
said, “they’d have it all mechanical.
Couldn’t stop anything. Now,” he
said, smiling at his wife, “we can stop it all.”
“Henry, go out to the fields,” the woman
said.
“No,” Henry said, standing,
stretching his thin, hard body. “I won’t
go out to the fields. Neither will August Brown
nor Clyde Briggs nor Alfred Swanson. None of
us. Anywhere. Not until the food’s
been stopped long enough for people to wake up.”
The farmer looked out of the kitchen
window, beyond his tractor and the cow barn and the
windmill. He looked at rows of strong corn, shivering
their soft silk in the morning breeze. “We’ll
stop the corn. Stop the wheat. Stop the
cattle, the hogs, the chickens.”
“You can’t.”
“I can’t. But all of us together
can.”
“No sense,” the woman said, wagging her
head. “No sense.”
“It’s sense, all right.
Best sense we’ve ever had. Can’t use
an army with no stomach. Old as the earth.
Can’t fight without food. Takes food to
run a war.”
“You’ll starve the two
of us, that’s all you’ll do. Nobody
else will stop work.”
The farmer turned to his wife.
“Yes, they will. Everywhere a farmer is
the same. He works the land. He reads the
papers. He votes. He listens to the radio.
He watches the television. Mostly, he works the
land. Alone, with his own thoughts and ideas.
He isn’t any different in Maine than he is in
Oregon. We’ve all stopped work. Now.
This morning.”
“How about those across the
ocean? Are they stopping, too? They’re
not going to feed up their soldiers? To kill
us if we don’t starve first? To
“They stopped, too. A farmer
is a farmer. Like a leaf on a tree. No matter
on what tree in what country on whose land. A
leaf is a leaf. A farmer’s the same.
A farmer is a farmer.”
“It won’t work,” the woman said
dully.
“Yes, it will.”
“They’ll make you work.”
“How? It’s our own property.”
“They’ll take it away from you.”
“Who’ll work it then?”
The woman rocked in her chair, her
mouth quivering. “They’ll get somebody.”
The farmer shook his head. “Too
many people doing other things, like making shells
and guns, like sitting in fox-holes or flying planes.”
The woman sat rocking, her hands together
in her lap. “It won’t work,”
she repeated.
“It’ll work,” said
the farmer. “Right now, it’ll
work. Yes, we’ve got milkers and shuckers,
and we’ve got hatchers for the chickens.
We’ve got tractors and combines and threshing
machines. They’re all mechanical, all right.
But we don’t have mechanical farmers, yet.
The pumps, the tractors, the milkers don’t work
by themselves. In time, maybe. Not now.
We’re still ahead of them on that. It’ll
work.”
“Go out to the fields, Henry,”
his wife said, her voice like the sound of a worn
phonograph record.
“No,” the farmer said,
taking a pipe from his overalls. “I think
instead, I’ll just sit in the sun and watch the
corn. Watch the birds on top of the barn, maybe.
I’ll fill my pipe and sit there and smoke and
watch. And when I get sleepy, I’ll sleep.
After a while I might go see August Brown or Clyde
Briggs or maybe Alfred Swanson. We’ll sit
and talk, about pleasant things, peaceful things.
We’ll wait.”
The farmer put the pipe between his
teeth and walked to the door. He put on his straw
hat, buttoned the sleeves of his blue shirt and stepped
outside.
His wife sat at the table, staring
at nothing in the room.
The farmer walked across the barnyard,
listening to the sound of the chickens and the sound
of the breeze going through the corn. Near the
barn, he sat upon an old tree stump and filled his
pipe with tobacco. He lit the pipe, cupping his
hands, and sat there, smoking, the smoke spiraling
up into the bright warm air.
He took his pipe from his teeth and
looked at it. “Pipe of peace,” he
said, laughing inside himself.
The breeze was soft and the sun warm
on his back. He sat there, smoking, feeling the
quiet of the morning, the peace of the great sky above.
He had no time to stand or to take
his pipe from his mouth, when the two men crossed
the yard and lifted him up by the arms. He dropped
the pipe, while he was dragged past the house, to
the road beyond. He had no time to yell or scream,
before his hat was swept from his head, the overalls
and the blue shirt stripped from his body.
He had not even thought about what
it was that had happened, before he was thrust inside
a white truck, with strong steel sides and with grilled
windows like those of a cell.
He was just sitting there, in the
truck, without his clothes, speeding away with August
Brown and Clyde Briggs and Alfred Swanson.
Outside, the sun was warm upon the
earth. Chickens clucked in their pens, while
birds fluttered about the top of the barn. A pig
squealed. The corn rustled. And beside the
farmhouse, on the ground, lay a pipe, its tobacco
spilled, the last of its smoke swirling out of its
bowl into the air, disappearing.
The woman sat in the kitchen of the
farmhouse and turned her head when the door opened.
She widened her eyes and caught at her throat with
her hand.
The sun through the doorway shone
down on metallic hands and a metallic face, gleaming
on the surface which the straw hat and the overalls
and the blue shirt didn’t hide. The door
snapped shut, and there was a sound of heavy metal
footsteps against the kitchen floor.
The woman pressed against her chair.
“Who are you?” she screamed.
“Henry,” said the mechanical thing.