There are not many who will remember
him as Thomas Jefferson Brown. For ten years
he had been mildly ashamed of himself, and out of respect
for people who were dead, and for a dozen or so who
were living, he had the good taste to drop his last
name. The fact that it was only Brown didn’t
matter.
“Tack Thomas Jefferson to Brown,”
he said, “and you’ve got a name that sticks!”
It had an aristocratic sound; and
Thomas Jefferson, with the Brown cut off, was still
aristocratic, when you came to count the red corpuscles
in him. In some sort of way he was related to
two dead Presidents, three dead army officers, a living
college professor, and a few common people. He
was legitimately born to the purple, but fate had sent
him off on a curious ricochet in a game all of its
own, and changed him from Thomas Jefferson Brown into
just plain Thomas Jefferson without the Brown.
He was one of those specimens who,
when you meet them, somehow make you feel there are
a few lost kings of the earth, as well as lost lambs.
He was what we called a “first-sighter”-that
is, you liked him the instant you looked at him.
You knew without further acquaintance that he was a
man whom you could trust with your money, your friendship-anything
you had. He was big, with a wholesome brown face,
blond hair, and gray eyes that seemed always to be
laughing and twinkling, even when he was hungry.
He carried about with him a load of cheerfulness so
big that it was constantly spilling over on other
people.
There was a time when Thomas Jefferson
Brown had little white cards with his name on them.
That was when he went to college, and his lungs weren’t
so good. It was then that some big doctor told
him that if he wanted to live to have grandchildren,
the best thing for him to do was to “tramp it”
for a time-live out of doors, sleep out
of doors, do nothing but breathe fresh air and walk.
That doctor was Fate, playing his game behind a pair
of spectacles and a bumpy forehead. He saved
Thomas Jefferson Brown, all right; but he turned him
into plain Thomas Jefferson.
For Thomas Jefferson Brown never got
over taking his medicine. He kept on tramping.
He got big and broad and happy. Somewhere, perhaps
in a barn, he caught a microbe that made him dislike
ordinary work. He would set to and help a farmer
saw wood all day, just for company and grub; but you
couldn’t hire him to go into an office, or settle
down to anything steady, for twenty-five dollars a
day. He had a scientific name for the thing that
was in him-the wanderlust bug, I
think he called it; and he said it was better than
the Chinese lady-bugs that the government imports
to save California fruit.
The nearest Thomas Jefferson ever
came to going back to Thomas Jefferson Brown was when
he took a job at braking on the Southern Pacific.
That held him for three, days less than two weeks.
“The wanderlust bug wouldn’t
stand for it,” he explained.
Right after that he struck a farmer’s
house where the farmer was sick, almost dying, with
three little kids and a frail little woman trying
to keep things up. He worked like ten men for
more than a month on that farm, and when he went away
he wouldn’t take a cent. That’s the
sort of ne’er-do-well Thomas Jefferson was.
He wouldn’t beg. He’d
go three days without grub, and laugh all the time.
It was mostly in the country and in small villages
that he made his living. He could play seven
different kinds of instruments without any instruments
at all. Did it all with his mouth. And the
kids-they went wild over him. In return
for his entertainment, Thomas Jefferson wasn’t
ashamed to take whatever came to him in the way of
odd nickels and dimes.
Once the manager of a vaudeville house
heard him on a street corner, and offered him a job
at fifty a week if he’d sign a contract for a
dozen weeks.
“Good Lord,” said Thomas
Jefferson, “I wouldn’t know what to do
with six hundred dollars!”
The next week he was cooking in a
lumber-camp for his board. That’s Thomas
Jefferson-or, rather, that’s what
he was.
And now we’re coming to the
girl who killed the bug in Thomas Jefferson-and
rescued the king. She was born swell. She
has blue eyes-the sort that can light up
a dark day, and can make your head turn dizzy when
they smile at you. And she’s got the right
sort of hair to go with ’em-red and
gold and brown all mixed up, until you can’t
tell which is which; the sort that makes you wonder
if some big artist hasn’t been painting a picture
for you, when you see it out in the sunshine.
She comes of a titled family, but
she’d want to die to-morrow if Thomas Jefferson
Brown didn’t worship her from the tips of her
little toes to the top of her pretty head. She
thinks he’s a king. And he is-one
of those great, big, healthy kings that nature sometimes
grows when it has half a chance.