Toby was about to say that he did
not intend to represent the matter other than it really
was, when a voice from behind the canvas screen arrested
further conversation.
“Sam-u-el, come an’ help me carry these
things in.”
Something very like a smile of satisfaction
passed over Signor Castro’s face as he heard
this, which told him that the time for the feast was
near at hand; and the snake-charmer, as well as the
Albino Children, seemed quite as much pleased as did
the sword-swallower.
“You will excuse me, ladies
and gentlemen,” said the skeleton, in an important
tone; “I must help Lilly, and then I shall have
the pleasure of helping you to some of her cooking,
which, if I do say it, that oughtn’t, is as
good as can be found in this entire country.”
Then he too disappeared behind the canvas screen.
Left alone, Toby looked at the ladies,
and the ladies looked at him, in perfect silence,
while the sword-swallower grimly regarded them all,
until Mr. Treat reappeared, bearing on a platter an
immense turkey, as nicely browned as any Thanksgiving
turkey Toby ever saw. Behind him came his fat
wife, carrying several dishes, each of which emitted
a most fragrant odor; and as these were placed upon
the table the spirits of the sword-swallower seemed
to revive, and he smiled pleasantly; while even the
ladies appeared animated by the sight and odor of the
good things which they were to be called upon so soon
to pass judgment.
Several times did Mr. and Mrs. Treat
bustle in and out from behind the screen, and each
time they made some addition to that which was upon
the table, until Toby began to fear that they would
never finish, and the sword-swallower seemed unable
to restrain his impatience.
At last the finishing touch had been
put to the table, the last dish placed in position,
and then, with a certain kind of grace, which no one
but a man as thin as Mr. Treat could assume, he advanced
to the edge of the platform and said,
“Ladies and gentlemen, nothing
gives me greater pleasure than to invite you all,
including Mr. Tyler’s friend Stubbs, to the bountiful
repast which my Lilly has prepared for - ”
At this point, Mr. Treat’s speech - for
it certainly seemed as if he had commenced to make
one - was broken off in a most summary manner.
His wife had come up behind him, and, with as much
ease as if he had been a child, lifted him from off
the floor and placed him gently in the chair at the
head of the table.
“Come right up and get dinner,”
she said to her guests. “If you had waited
until Samuel had finished his speech everything on
the table would have been stone-cold.”
The guests proceeded to obey her kindly
command; and it is to be regretted that the sword-swallower
had no better manners than to jump on to the platform
with one bound and seat himself at the table with the
most unseemly haste. The others, and more especially
Toby, proceeded in a leisurely and more dignified
manner.
A seat had been placed by the side
of the one intended for Toby for the accommodation
of Mr. Stubbs, who suffered a napkin to be tied under
his chin, and behaved generally in a manner that gladdened
the heart of his young master.
Mr. Treat cut generous slices from
the turkey for each guest, and Mrs. Treat piled their
plates high with all sorts of vegetables, complaining,
after the manner of housewives generally, that the
food was not cooked as she would like to have had
it, and declaring that she had had poor luck with
everything that morning, when she firmly believed in
her heart that her table had never looked better.
After the company had had the edge
taken off their appetites - which effect
was produced on the sword-swallower only after he had
been helped three different times, the conversation
began by the Fat Woman asking Toby how he got along
with Mr. Lord.
Toby could not give a very good account
of his employer, but he had the good sense not to
cast a damper on a party of pleasure by reciting his
own troubles; so he said, evasively,
“I guess I shall get along pretty
well, now that I have got so many friends.”
Just as he had commenced to speak
the skeleton had put into his mouth a very large piece
of turkey - very much larger in proportion
than himself - and when Toby had finished
speaking he started to say something evidently not
very complimentary to Mr. Lord. But what it was
the company never knew; for just as he opened his
mouth to speak, the food went down the wrong way,
his face became a bright purple, and it was quite
evident that he was choking.
Toby was alarmed, and sprung from
his chair to assist his friend, upsetting Mr. Stubbs
from his seat, causing him to scamper up the tent-pole,
with the napkin still tied around his neck, and to
scold in his most vehement manner. Before Toby
could reach the skeleton, however, the Fat Woman had
darted toward her lean husband, caught him by the arm,
and was pounding his back, by the time Toby got there,
so vigorously, that the boy was afraid her enormous
hand would go through his tissue-paper-like frame.
“I wouldn’t,” said Toby, in alarm;
“you may break him.”
“Don’t you get frightened,”
said Mrs. Treat, turning her husband completely over,
and still continuing the drumming process. “He’s
often taken this way; he’s such a glutton that
he’d try to swallow the turkey whole if he could
get it in his mouth, an’ he’s so thin that
’most anything sticks in his throat.”
“I should think you’d
break him all up,” said Toby, apologetically,
as he resumed his seat at the table; “he don’t
look as if he could stand very much of that sort of
thing.”
But apparently Mr. Treat could stand
very much more than Toby gave him credit for, because
at this juncture he stopped coughing, and his face
fast assumed its natural hue.
His attentive wife, seeing that he
had ceased struggling, lifted him in her arms, and
sat him down in his chair with a force that threatened
to snap his very head off.
“There!” she said, as
he wheezed a little from the effects of the shock,
“now see if you can behave yourself, an’
chew your meat as you ought to! One of these
days when you’re alone you’ll try that
game, and that’ll be the last of you.”
“If he’d try to do one
of my tricks long enough he’d get so that there
wouldn’t hardly anything choke him,” the
sword-swallower ventured to suggest, mildly, as he
wiped a small stream of cranberry-sauce from his chin
and laid a well-polished turkey-bone by the side of
his plate.
“I’d like to see him try
it!” said the fat lady, with just a shade of
anger in her voice. Then turning toward her husband,
she said, emphatically, “Samuel, don’t
you ever let me catch you swallowing a sword!”
“I won’t, my love, I won’t;
and I will try to chew my meat more,” replied
the very thin glutton, in a feeble tone.
Toby thought that perhaps the skeleton
might keep the first part of that promise, but he
was not quite sure about the last.
It required no little coaxing on the
part of both Toby and Mrs. Treat to induce Mr. Stubbs
to come down from his lofty perch; but the task was
accomplished at last, and by the gift of a very large
doughnut he was induced to resume his seat at the
table.
The time had now come when the duties
of a host, in his own peculiar way of viewing them,
devolved upon Mr. Treat, and he said, as he pushed
his chair back a short distance from the table, and
tried to polish the front of his vest with his napkin,
“I don’t want this fact
lost sight of, because it is an important one:
every one must remember that we have gathered here
to meet and become better acquainted with the latest
and best addition to this circus, Mr. Toby Tyler.”
Poor Toby! As the company all
looked directly at him, and Mrs. Treat nodded her
enormous head energetically, as if to say that she
agreed exactly with her husband, the poor boy’s
face grew very red and the squash-pie lost its flavor.
“Although Mr. Tyler may not
be exactly one of us, owing to the fact that he does
not belong to the profession, but is only one of the
adjuncts to it, so to speak,” continued the
skeleton, in a voice which was fast being raised to
its highest pitch, “we feel proud, after his
exploits at the time of the accident, to have him
with us, and gladly welcome him now, through the medium
of this little feast prepared by my Lilly.”
Here the Albino Children nodded their
heads in approval, and the sword-swallower gave a
grunt of assent; and, thus encouraged, the skeleton
proceeded:
“I feel, when I say that we
like and admire Mr. Tyler, all present will agree
with me, and all would like to hear him say a word
for himself.”
The skeleton seemed to have expressed
the views of those present remarkably well, judging
from their expressions of pleasure and assent, and
all waited for the honored guest to speak.
Toby knew that he must say something,
but he couldn’t think of a single thing; he
tried over and over again to call to his mind something
which he had read as to how people acted and what
they said when they were expected to speak at a dinner-table,
but his thoughts refused to go back for him, and the
silence was actually becoming painful. Finally,
and with the greatest effort, he managed to say, with
a very perceptible stammer, and while his face was
growing very red:
“I know I ought to say something
to pay for this big dinner that you said was gotten
up for me, but I don’t know what to say, unless
to thank you for it. You see I hain’t big
enough to say much, an’, as Uncle Dan’l
says, I don’t amount to very much ‘cept
for eatin’, an’ I guess he’s right.
You’re all real good to me, an’ when I
get to be a man I’ll try to do as much for you.”
Toby had risen to his feet when he
began to make his speech, and while he was speaking
Mr. Stubbs had crawled over into his chair. When
he finished he sat down again without looking behind
him, and of course sat plump on the monkey. There
was a loud outcry from Mr. Stubbs, a little frightened
noise from Toby, an instant’s scrambling, and
then boy, monkey, and chair tumbled off the platform,
landing on the ground in an indescribable mass, from
which the monkey extricated himself more quickly than
Toby could, and again took refuge on the top of the
tent-pole.
Of course all the guests ran to Toby’s
assistance; and while the Fat Woman poked him all
over to see that none of his bones were broken, the
skeleton brushed the dirt from his clothes.
All this time the monkey screamed,
yelled, and danced around on the tent-pole and ropes
as if his feelings had received a shock from which
he could never recover.
“I didn’t mean to end
it up that way, but it was Mr. Stubbs’s fault,”
said Toby, as soon as quiet had been restored, and
the guests, with the exception of the monkey, were
seated at the table once more.
“Of course you didn’t,”
said Mrs. Treat, in a kindly tone. “But
don’t you feel bad about it one bit, for you
ought to thank your lucky stars that you didn’t
break any of your bones.”
“I s’pose I did,”
said Toby, soberly, as he looked back at the scene
of his disaster, and then up at the chattering monkey
that had caused all the trouble.
Shortly after this, Mr. Stubbs having
again been coaxed down from his lofty position, Toby
took his departure, promising to call as often during
the week as he could get away from his exacting employers.
Just outside the tent he met Old Ben,
who said, as he showed signs of indulging in another
of his internal laughing spells:
“Hello! has the skeleton an’
his lily of a wife been givin’ a blow-out to
you too?”
“They invited me in there to
dinner,” said Toby, modestly.
“Of course they did - of
course they did,” replied Ben, with a chuckle;
“they carries a cookin’-stove along with
’em, so’s they can give these little spreads
whenever we stay over a day in a place. Oh, I’ve
been there!”
“And did they ask you to make a speech?”
“Of course. Did they try it on you?”
“Yes,” said Toby, mournfully,
“an’ I tumbled off the platform when I
got through.”
“I didn’t do exactly that,”
replied Ben, thoughtfully; “but I s’pose
you got too much steam on, seein’ ’s how
it was likely your first speech. Now you’d
better go into the tent an’ try to get a little
sleep, ’cause we’ve got a long ride to-night
over a rough road, an’ you won’t get more’n
a cat-nap all night.”
“But where are you going?”
asked Toby, as he shifted Mr. Stubbs over to his other
shoulder, preparatory to following his friend’s
advice.
“I’m goin’ to church,”
said Ben, and then Toby noticed for the first time
that the old driver had made some attempt at dressing-up.
“I’ve been with the circus, man an’
boy, for nigh to forty years, an’ I allus
go to meetin’ once on Sunday. It’s
somethin’ I promised my old mother I would do,
an’ I hain’t broke my promise yet.”
“Why don’t you take me
with you?” asked Toby, wistfully, as he thought
of the little church on the hill at home, and wished - oh,
so earnestly! - that he was there then, even
at the risk of being thumped on the head with Uncle
Daniel’s book.
“If I’d seen you this
mornin’ I would,” said Ben; “but
now you must try to bottle up some sleep agin to-night,
an’ next Sunday I’ll take you.”
With these words Old Ben started off,
and Toby proceeded to carry out his wishes, although
he rather doubted the possibility of “bottling
up” any sleep that afternoon.
He lay down on the top of the wagon,
after having put Mr. Stubbs inside, with the others
of his tribe, and in a very few moments the boy was
sound asleep, dreaming of a dinner-party at which Mr.
Stubbs made a speech, and he himself scampered up
and down the tent-pole.