It is now nearly a quarter of a century
ago since a popular novelist revealed to the world
in a well-known periodical the existence of the ‘Unknown
Public;’ and a very curious revelation it was.
He showed us that the few thousands of persons who
had hitherto imagined themselves to be the public so
far, at least, as their being the arbiters of popularity
in respect to writers of fiction was concerned were
in fact nothing of the kind; that the subscribers
to the circulating libraries, the members of book
clubs, the purchasers of magazines and railway novels,
might indeed have their favourites, but that these
last were ‘nowhere,’ as respected the
number of their backers, in comparison with novelists
whose names and works appear in penny journals and
nowhere else.
This class of literature was of considerable
dimensions even in the days when Mr. Wilkie Collins
first called attention to it; but the luxuriance of
its growth has since become tropical. His observations
are drawn from some half a dozen specimens of it only,
whereas I now hold in my hand or rather
in both hands nearly half a hundred of them.
The population of readers must be dense indeed in
more than one sense that can support such a crop.
Doubtless the individual circulation
of none of these serials is equal to that of the most
successful of them at the date of their first discovery;
but those who read them must, from various causes,
of which the most obvious is the least important,
have trebled in number. Population, that is to
say, has increased in very small proportion as compared
with the increase of those who very literally run and
read the peripatetic students, who study
on their way to work or even as they work, including,
I am sorry to say, the telegraph boy on his errand.
Nevertheless, notwithstanding its
gigantic dimensions, the Unknown Public remains practically
as unknown as ever. The literary wares that find
such favour with it do not meet the eye of the ordinary
observer. They are to be found neither at the
bookseller’s nor on the railway stall.
But in back streets, in small dark shops, in the company
of cheap tobacco, hardbake (and, at the proper season,
valentines), their leaves lie thick as those in Vallombrosa.
Early in the week is their springtime, when they are
put forth from Heaven knows what printing-houses in
courts and alleys, to lie for a few days only on the
counter in huge piles. On Saturdays, albeit that
is their nominal publishing day, they have for the
most part disappeared. For this sort of literature
has one decidedly advanced feature, and possesses one
virtue of endurance it comes out ever so
long before the date it bears upon its title-page,
and ‘when the world shall have passed away’
will, by a few days at least, if faith is to be placed
in figures, survive it.
Why it should have any date at all
no man can tell. There is nothing in the contents
that is peculiar to one year or, to say
truth, of one era rather than another.
As a rule, indeed, time and space are alike annihilated
in them, in order to make two lovers happy. The
general terms in which they are written is one of
their peculiar features. One would think that,
instead of being as unlike real life as stories professing
to deal with it can be, they were photographs of it,
and that the writers, as in the following instance,
had always the fear of the law of libel before their
eyes:
We must now request our readers to accompany
us into an obscure cul
de sac opening into a narrow street
branching off Holborn. For many
reasons we do not choose to be more precise
as to locality.
Of course in this cul de sac
is a Private Inquiry Office, with a detective in it.
But in defining even him the novelist gives himself
no trouble to arouse excitement in his readers:
they have paid their penny for the history of this
interesting person, and, that being done, they may
read about him or not, as they please. One would
really think that the author of the story was also
the proprietor of the periodical.
Those who desire (he says) to make the
acquaintance of this somewhat remarkable person
have only to step with us into the little dusky room
where he is seated, and we shall have much pleasure
in introducing him to their notice.
A sentence which has certainly
the air of saying, ’You may be introduced to
him, or you may let it alone.’
The coolness with which everything
is said and done in penny fiction is indeed most remarkable,
and should greatly recommend it to that respectable
class who have a horror of ‘sensation.’
In a story, for example, that purports to describe
University life (and is as much like it as the camel
produced from the German professor’s self-consciousness
must have been to a real camel) there is an underplot
of an amazing kind. The wicked undergraduate,
notwithstanding that he has the advantage of being
a baronet, is foiled in his attempt to win the affections
of a young woman in humble life, and the virtuous hero
of the story recommends her to the consideration of
his negro servant:
‘Talk to her, Monday,’ whispered
Jack, ‘and see if she loves you.’
For a short time Monday and Ada were in
close conversation.
Then Monday uttered a cry like a war-whoop.
’It am come all right, sare.
Missy Ada says she not really care for
Sir Sydney, and she will be my little
wife,’ he said.
‘I congratulate you, Monday,’
answered Jack.
In half an hour more they arrived at the
house of John Radford,
plumber and glazier, who was Ada’s
father.
Mr. and Mrs. Radford and their two sons
received their daughter and her companions with
that unstudied civility which contrasts so favourably
with the stuck-up ceremony of many in a higher position.
They were not prejudiced against Monday on account
of his dark skin.
It was enough for them that he was the
man of Ada’s choice.
Mrs. Radford even went so far as to say,
’Well, for a coloured gentleman, he is very
handsome and quite nice mannered, though I think Ada’s
been a little sly in telling us nothing about her engagement
to the last.’
They did not know all.
Nor was it advisable that they should.
Still they knew something for
example, that their new son-in-law was a black man,
which one would have thought might have struck them
as phenomenal. They take it, however, quite quietly
and as a matter of course. Now, surely, even
among plumbers and glaziers, it must be thought as
strange for one’s daughter to marry a black man
as a lord. Yet, out of this dramatic situation
the author makes nothing at all, but treats it as
coolly as his dramatis personae do themselves.
Now my notion would have been to make the bridegroom
a black lord, and then to portray, with admirable
skill, the conflicting emotions of his mother-in-law,
disgusted on the one hand by his colour, attracted
on the other by his rank. But ‘sensation’
is evidently out of the line of the penny novelist:
he gives his facts, which are certainly remarkable,
then leaves both his characters and his readers to
draw their own conclusions.
The total absence of local scenery
from these half hundred romances is also curious,
and becomes so very marked when the novelists are so
imprudent as to take their dramatis personae
out of England, that one can’t help wondering
whether these gentlemen have ever been in foreign
parts themselves, or even read about them. Here
is the conclusion of a romance which leaves nothing
to be desired in the way of brevity, but is unquestionably
a little abrupt and vague:
A year has passed away, and we are far
from England and the English
climate.
Whither ‘we’ have gone
the author does not say, nor even indicate the hemisphere.
It will be imagined, perhaps, that we shall find out
where we are by the indication of the flora and fauna.
A lady and gentleman before the dawn of
day have been climbing up an
arid road in the direction of a dark ridge.
Observe, again, the ingenious vagueness
of the description: an ’arid road’
which may mean Siberia, and a ‘dark ridge’
which may mean the Himalayas.
The dawn suddenly comes upon them in all
its glory. Birds twittered in their willow
gorges, and it was a very glorious day. Arthur
and Emily had passed the night at the ranche,
and he had now taken her up to look at the mine
which at all events had introduced them. He had
previously taken her to see his mother’s grave,
the mother whom he had so loved. The mine after
some delay proved more prosperous than ever.
It was not sold, but is the ‘appanage’
of the younger sons of the house of Dacres.
With the exception of the ‘ranche,’
it will be remarked that there is not one word in
the foregoing description to fix locality. The
mine and the ranche together seem indeed to suggest
South America. But I ask for information do
birds twitter there in willow gorges? Younger
sons of noble families proverbially come off second
best in this country, but if one of them found his
only ‘appanage’ was a mine, he would surely
with some justice make a remonstrance.
The readers of this class of fiction
will not have Dumas at any price or, at
all events, not at a penny. Mr. Collins tells
us how ‘Monte Christo’ was once spread
before them, and how they turned from that gorgeous
feast with indifference, and fell back upon their tripe
and onions their nameless authors.
But some of those who write for them have adopted
one peculiarity of Dumas. The short jerky sentences
which disfigure the ‘Three Musketeers,’
and indeed all that great novelist’s works,
are very frequent with them, which induces me to believe
that they are paid by the line.
On the other hand, some affect fashionable
description and conversation which are drawn out in
‘passages that lead to nothing’ of an amazing
length.
‘Where have I been,’ replied
Clyde with a carelessness which was half
forced ‘Oh, I have been over to
Higham to see the dame.’
‘Ah, yes,’ said Sir Edward,
‘and how is the poor old creature?’
‘Quite well,’ said Clyde,
as he sat down and took up the menu of the
elaborate dinner. ‘Quite well,
she sent her best respects,’ he added,
but he said nothing of the lodger, pretty
Miss Mary Westlake.
And when, a moment afterwards, the door
opened and Grace came flowing in with her lithe
noiseless step, dressed in one of Worth’s masterpieces,
a wonder of amber, satin, and antique lace, he raised
his eyes and looked at her with an earnest scrutiny so
earnest that she paused with her hand on his chair,
and met his eyes with a questioning glance.
‘Do you like my new dress?’
she said with a calm smile.
‘Your dress?’ he said.
‘Yes, yes, it is very pretty, very.’
But to
himself he added, ‘Yes, they are
alike, strangely alike.’
Which last remark may be applied with
justice to the conversations of all our novelists.
There appears no necessity for their commencement,
no reason for their continuance, no object in their
conclusion; the reader finds himself in a forest of
verbiage from which he is extricated only at the end
of the chapter, which is always, however, ‘to
be continued.’
It is true that these story-tellers
for the million generally keep ’a gallop for
the avenue’ (an incident of a more or less exciting
kind to finish up with), but it is so brief and unsatisfactory
that it hardly rises to a canter; the author never
seems to get into his stride. The following is
a fair example:
But before we let the curtain fall, we
must glance for a moment at another picture a
sad and painful one. In one of those retreats,
worse than a living tomb, where reside those whose
reason is dead, though their bodies still live,
is a small spare cell. The sole occupant is
a woman, young and very beautiful. Sometimes she
is quiet and gentle as a child; sometimes her fits
of frenzy are frightful to witness; but the only
word she utters is ‘Revenge,’ and on her
hand she always wears a plain gold band with a cross
of black pearls.
This conclusion, which I chanced upon
before I read the tale which preceded it, naturally
interested me immensely. Here, thought I, is at
last an exciting story; I shall now find one of those
literary prizes in hopes, perhaps, of hitting upon
which the penny public endures so many blanks.
I was quite prepared to have my blood curdled; my lips
were ready for a full draught of gore; yet, I give
you my word, there was nothing in the whole story
worse than a bankruptcy.
This is what makes the success of
penny fiction so remarkable; there is nothing whatever
in the way of dramatic interest to account for it;
nor of impropriety either. Like the lady friend
of Dr. Johnson, who congratulated him that there were
no improper words in his dictionary, and received
from that unconciliatory sage the reply, ’You
have been looking for them, have you?’ I have
carefully searched my fifty samples of penny fiction
for something wrong, and have not found it. It
is as pure as milk, or, at all events, as milk-and-water.
Unlike the Minerva Press, too, it does not deal with
eminent persons: wicked peers are rare; fraud
is usually confined within what may be called its natural
limits the lawyer’s office; the attention
paid to the heroines not only by their heroes, but
by their unsuccessful and objectionable rivals, is
generally of the most honourable kind; and platitude
and dulness hold undisputed sway.
In one or two of these periodicals
there is indeed an example of the mediaeval melodrama;
but ‘Ralpho the Mysterious’ is by no means
thrilling. Indeed, when I remember that ‘Ivanhoe’
was once published in a penny journal and proved a
total failure, and then contemplate the popularity
of ‘Ralpho,’ I am more at sea as to what
it is that attracts the million than ever.
‘Noble youth,’ cried the King
as he embraced Ralpho, ’to you we must entrust
the training of our cavalry. I hold here the list
which has been made out of the troops which will
come at the signal. To certain of our nobles
we have entrusted certain of our corps d’armee,
but unto you, Ralpho, we must entrust our horse,
for in that service you can display that wonderful
dexterity with the sword which has made your name
so famous.’
‘Sire,’ cried our hero, as
he dropped on one knee and took the King’s
hand, pressing it to his lips, ’thou
hast indeed honoured me by such
a reward, but I cannot accept it.’
‘How!’ cried the King; ‘hast
thou so soon tired of my service?’
’Not so, sire. To serve you
I would shed the last drop of my blood. But
if I were to accept this command, I should cease to
do the service for the cause which now it has pleased
you to say I have done. No, sire, let me remain
the guardian of my King his secret agent.
I, with my sword alone, will defend my country and
my King.’
’Be not rash, Ralpho; already hast
thou done more than any man
ever did before. Run no more danger.’
’Sire, if I have served you, grant
my request. Let it be as I have
said.’
’It shall be so, mysterious youth.
Thou shalt be my secret agent.
Take this ring, and wear it for my sake;
and, hark ye, gentlemen,
when Ralpho shows that ring, obey him
as if he were ourselves.’
‘We will,’ cried the nobles.
Then the King took the Star of St. Stanislaus,
and fixed it on our
hero’s breast.
Now, to my mind, though his preferring
to be ‘a secret agent’ to becoming a generalissimo
of the Polish cavalry is as modest as it is original,
Ralpho is too ‘goody-goody’ to be called
‘the Mysterious.’ He reminds me,
too, in his way of mixing chivalry with self-interest,
of those enterprising officers in fighting regiments
who send in applications for their own V.C.s while
their comrades remain in modest expectation of them.
I am inclined to think, however, from
the following advertisement, that some author has
been recently piling up the virtues of his hero too
strongly for the very delicate stomachs of the penny
public, who, it is evident, resent superlatives of
all kinds, and are commonplace and conventional to
the marrow of their bones: ’T.B. TIMMINS
is informed that he cannot be promised another story
like “Mandragora,” since, in deciding
the contents of our journal, the tastes of readers
have to be considered whose interest cannot be aroused
by the impossible deeds of impossible creatures.’
Alas! I wish from my heart I knew what ‘deeds’
or ‘creatures’ do arouse the interest
of this (to me) inexplicable public; for though I
have before me the stories they obviously take delight
in, why they do so I cannot tell.
At the ‘Answers to Correspondents,’
indeed, which form a leading feature in most of these
penny journals, one may exclaim, with the colonel in
‘Woodstock,’ when, after many ghosts, he
grapples with Wildrake: ’Thou at least
art palpable.’ Here we have the real readers,
asking questions upon matters that concern them, and
from these we shall surely get at the back of their
minds. But it is unfortunately not so certain
that these ‘Answers to Correspondents’
are not themselves fictions, like all the rest only
invented by the editor instead of the author, and coming
in handy to fill up a vacant page. It is, to my
mind, incredible that a public so every way different
from that of the Mechanic’s Institute, and to
whom mere information is likely to be anything but
attractive, should be genuinely solicitous to learn
that ’Needles were first made in England in
Cheapside, in the reign of Queen Mary, by a negro from
Spain;’ or that ’The family name of the
Duke of Norfolk is Howard, although the younger members
of it call themselves Talbot.’
Even the remonstrance of ‘Our
Correspondence Editor’ with a gentleman who
wishes to learn ‘How to manufacture dynamite’
seems to me artificial; as though the idea of saying
a few words in season against explosive compounds
had occurred to him, without any particular opportunity
having really offered itself for the expression of
his views.
There are, however, one or two advertisements
decidedly genuine, and which prove that the readers
of penny fiction are not so immersed in romance but
that they have their eyes open to the main chance and
their material responsibilities. ‘ANXIOUS
TO KNOW,’ for example, is informed that ’The
widow, unless otherwise decreed, keeps possession of
furniture on her marriage, and the daughter cannot
claim it;’ while SKIBBS is assured that ’After
such a lapse of time there will be no danger of a
warrant being issued for leaving his wife and family
chargeable to the parish.’
As when Mr. Wilkie Collins made his
first voyage of discovery into these unknown latitudes,
the penny journals are largely used for forming matrimonial
engagements, and for adjudicating upon all questions
of propriety in connection with the affections.
’It is just bordering on folly,’ ‘NANCY
BLAKE’ is informed, ’to marry a man six
years your junior.’ In answer to an inquiry
from ‘LOVING OLIVIA’ whether ’an
engaged gentleman is at liberty to go to a theatre
without taking his young lady with him,’ she
is told ’Yes; but we imagine he would not often
do so.’
Some tender questions are mixed up
with others of a more practical sort. ‘LADY
HILDA’ is informed that ’it is very seldom
children are born healthy whose father has married
before he is three-and-twenty; that long engagements
are not only unnecessary but injurious; and that washing
the head will remove the scurf.’ ‘LEONE’
is assured that ’it is not necessary to be married
in two churches, one being quite sufficient;’
that ’there is no truth in the saying that it
is unlucky to marry a person of the same complexion;’
and that ’a gentle aperient will remove nettle-rash.’
‘VIRGINIE’ (who, by the
way, should surely be VIRGINIUS) is thus tenderly
sympathised with:
’It does seem rather hard that
you should be deprived of all opportunity of having
a tete-a-tete with your betrothed, owing to
her being obliged to entertain other company, although
there are others of the family who can do so; still,
as her mother insists upon it, and will not let you
enjoy the society of her daughter uninterrupted, you
might resort to a little harmless strategy, and whenever
your stated evenings for calling are broken in on
that way, ask the young lady to take a walk with you,
or go to a place of amusement. She can then excuse
herself to her friends without a breach of etiquette,
and you can enjoy your tete-a-tete undisturbed.’
The photographs of lady correspondents
which are received by the editors of most of these
journals are apparently very numerous, and, if we may
believe their description of them, all ravishingly
beautiful. It is no wonder they receive many
applications of the following nature:
’CLYDE, a rising young doctor,
twenty-two, fair, with a nice house and servants;
being tired of bachelor life, wishes to receive the
carte-de-visite of a dark, fascinating
young lady, of from seventeen to twenty years of age;
no money essential, but good birth indispensable.
She must be fond of music and children, and very loving
and affectionate.’
Another doctor:
’Twenty-nine, of a loving and
amiable disposition, and who has at present an income
of L120 a year, is desirous to make an immediate engagement
with a lady about his own age, who must be possessed
of a little money, so that by their united efforts
he may soon become a member of a lucrative and honourable
profession.’
How the ‘united efforts’
of two young people, however enthusiastic, can make
a man an M.D. or an M.R.C.S. (except that love conquers
all things) is more than one can understand.
The last advertisement I shall quote affects me nearly,
for it is from an eminent member of my own profession:
’ALEXIS, a popular author in
the prime of life, of an affectionate disposition,
and fond of home, and the extent and pressing nature
of whose work have prevented him from mixing much
in society, would be glad to correspond with a young
lady not above thirty. She must be of a pleasing
appearance, amiable, intelligent, and domestic.’
If it is with the readers of penny
fiction that Alexis has established his popularity,
I would like to know how he did it, and who he is.
To discover this last is, however, an impossibility.
These novelists all write anonymously, nor do their
works ever appear before the public in another guise.
There is sometimes a melancholy pretence to the contrary
put forth in the ‘Answers to Correspondents.’
‘PHOENIX,’ for example, is informed that
’The story about which he inquires will not be
published in book form at the time he mentions.’
But the fact is it will never be so published at all.
It has been written, like all its congeners, for the
unknown millions and for no one else.
Some years ago, in a certain great
literary organ, it was stated of one of these penny
journals (which has not forgotten to advertise the
eulogy) that ’its novels, are equal to the best
works of fiction to be got at the circulating libraries.’
The critic who so expressed himself must have done
so in a moment of hilarity which I trust was not produced
by liquor; for ’the best works of fiction to
be got at the circulating libraries’ obviously
include those of George Eliot, Trollope, Reade, Black,
and Blackmore, while the novels I am discussing are
inferior to the worst. They are as crude and
ineffective in their pictures of domestic life as
they are deficient in dramatic incident; they are
vapid, they are dull. Indeed, the total absence
of humour, and even of the least attempt at it, is
most remarkable. There is now and then a description
of the playing of some practical joke, such as tying
two Chinamen’s tails together, the effect of
the relation of which is melancholy in the extreme,
but there is no approach to fun in the whole penny
library. And yet it attracts, it is calculated,
four millions of readers a fact which makes
my mouth water like that of Tantalus.
When Mr. Wilkie Collins wrote of the
Unknown Public it is clear he was still hopeful of
them. He thought it ‘a question of time’
only. ’The largest audience,’ he
says, ’for periodical literature in this age
of periodicals must obey the universal law of progress,
and sooner or later learn to discriminate. When
that period comes the readers who rank by millions
will be the readers who give the widest reputations,
who return the richest rewards, and who will therefore
command the services of the best writers of their
time.’ This prophecy has, curiously enough,
been fulfilled in a different direction from that
anticipated by him who uttered it. The penny
papers that is, the provincial penny newspapers do
now, under the syndicate system, command the services
of our most eminent novel writers; but Penny Fiction
proper that is to say, the fiction published
in the penny literary journals is just where
it was a quarter of a century ago.
With the opportunity of comparison
afforded to its readers one would say this would be
impossible, but as a matter of fact, the opportunity
is not offered. The readers of Penny Fiction
do not read newspapers; political events do not interest
them, nor even social events, unless they are of the
class described in the Police News, which, I
remark and the fact is not without significance does
not need to add fiction to its varied attractions.
But who, it will be asked, are
the public who don’t read newspapers, and whose
mental calibre is such that they require to be told
by a correspondence editor that ’any number
over the two thousand will certainly be in the three
thousand’?
I believe, though the vendors of the
commodity in question profess to be unable to give
any information on the matter, that the majority are
female domestic servants.
As to what attracts them in their
favourite literature, that is a much more knotty question.
My own theory is that, just as Mr. Tupper achieved
his immense popularity by never going over the heads
of his readers, and showing that poetry was, after
all, not such a difficult thing to be understood,
so the writers of Penny Fiction, in clothing very
conventional thoughts in rather high-faluting English,
have found the secret of success. Each reader
says to himself (or herself), ’That is my
thought, which I would have myself expressed in those
identical words, if I had only known how.