So useful it is to have money, heigh ho!
So useful it is to have money!
A. H. Clough.
The old hound went straight through
the town, smelling Clink’s footsteps, till he
came into a large field of barley; and there, sitting
against a sheaf, for it was harvest time, they found
Clink-of-the-Hole. He was a very ugly little brown
man, and he was smoking a pipe in the shade; while
crouched near him was the poor little woman, with
her hands spread before her face.
“Good-day, sir,” said
Clink to Jack. “You are a stranger here,
no doubt?”
“Yes,” said Jack; “I only arrived
this morning.”
“Have you seen the town?”
asked Clink, civilly; “there is a very fine
market.”
“Yes, I have seen the market,”
answered Jack. “I went into it to buy a
slave, but I did not see one that I liked.”
“Ah!” said Clink; “and
yet they had some very fine articles.” Here
he pointed to the poor little woman, and said, “Now
that’s a useful body enough, and I had her very
cheap.”
“What did you give for her?” said Jack,
sitting down.
“Three pitchers,” said
Clink, “and fifteen cups and saucers, and two
shillings in the money of the town.”
“Is their money like this?”
said Jack, taking out his shilling.
When Clink saw the shilling he changed
color, and said, very earnestly, “Where did
you get that, dear sir?”
“Oh, it was given me,” said Jack, carelessly.
Clink looked hard at the shilling,
and so did the fairy woman, and Jack let them look
some time, for he amused himself with throwing it
up several times and catching it. At last he put
it back in his pocket, and then Clink heaved a deep
sigh. Then Jack took out a penny, and began to
toss that up, upon which, to his great surprise, the
little brown man fell on his knees, and said, “Oh,
a shilling and a penny, a shilling and
a penny of mortal coin! What would I not give
for a shilling and a penny!”
“I don’t believe you have
got anything to give,” said Jack, cunningly;
“I see nothing but that ring on your finger,
and the old woman.”
“But I have a great many things
at home, sir,” said the brown man, wiping his
eyes; “and besides, that ring would be cheap
at a shilling, even a shilling of mortal
coin.”
“Would the slave be cheap at a penny?”
said Jack.
“Would you give a penny for
her, dear sir?” inquired Clink, trembling with
eagerness.
“She is honest,” answered
Jack; “ask her whether I had better buy her
with this penny.”
“It does not matter what she
says,” replied the brown man; “I would
sell twenty such as she is for a penny, a
real one.”
“Ask her,” repeated Jack;
and the poor little woman wept bitterly, but she said,
“No.”
“Why not?” asked Jack;
but she only hung down her head and cried.
“I’ll make you suffer
for this,” said the brown man. But when
Jack took out the shilling, and said, “Shall
I buy you with this, slave?” his eyes actually
shot out sparks, he was so eager.
“Speak!” he said to the
fairy woman; “and if you don’t say ‘Yes,’
I’ll strike you.”
“He cannot buy me with that,”
answered the fairy woman, “unless it is the
most valuable coin he has got.”
The brown man, on hearing this, rose
up in a rage, and was just going to strike her a terrible
blow, when Jack cried out, “Stop!” and
took out his half-crown.
“Can I buy you with this?”
said he; and the fairy woman answered, “Yes.”
Upon this Clink drew a long breath,
and his eyes grew bigger and bigger as he gazed at
the half-crown.
“Shall she be my slave forever,
and not yours,” said Jack, “if I give
you this?”
“She shall,” said the
brown man. And he made such a low bow, as he
took the money, that his head actually knocked the
ground. Then he jumped up; and, as if he was
afraid Jack should repent of his bargain, he ran off
towards the hole in the hill with all his might, shouting
for joy as he went.
“Slave,” said Jack, “that
is a very ragged old apron that you have got, and
your gown is quite worn out. Don’t you think
we had better spend my shilling in buying you some
new clothes? You look so very shabby.”
“Do I?” said the fairy
woman, gently. “Well, master, you will do
as you please.”
“But you know better than I
do,” said Jack, “though you are my slave.”
“You had better give me the
shilling, then,” answered the little old woman;
“and then I advise you to go back to the boat,
and wait there till I come.”
“What!” said Jack; “can
you go all the way back into the town again? I
think you must be tired, for you know you are so very
old.”
The fairy woman laughed when Jack
said this, and she had such a sweet laugh that he
loved to hear it; but she took the shilling, and trudged
off to the town, and he went back to the boat, his
hound running after him.
He was a long time going, for he ran
a good many times after butterflies, and then he climbed
up several trees; and altogether he amused himself
for such a long while that when he reached the boat
his fairy woman was there before him. So he stepped
on board, the hound followed, and the boat immediately
began to swim on.
“Why, you have not bought any
new clothes!” said Jack to his slave.
“No, master,” answered
the fairy woman; “but I have bought what I wanted.”
And she took out of her pocket a little tiny piece
of purple ribbon, with a gold-colored satin edge,
and a very small tortoise-shell comb.
When Jack saw these he was vexed,
and said, “What do you mean by being so silly?
I can’t scold you properly, because I don’t
know what name to call you by, and I don’t like
to say ‘Slave,’ because that sounds so
rude. Why, this bit of ribbon is such a little
bit that it’s of no use at all. It’s
not large enough even to make one mitten of.”
“Isn’t it?” said
the slave. “Just take hold of it, master,
and let us see if it will stretch.”
So Jack did. And she pulled,
and he pulled, and very soon the silk had stretched
till it was nearly as large as a handkerchief; and
then she shook it, and they pulled again. “This
is very good fun,” said Jack; “why now
it is as large as an apron.”
So she shook it again, and gave it
a twitch here and a pat there; and then they pulled
again, and the silk suddenly stretched so wide that
Jack was very nearly falling overboard. So Jack’s
slave pulled off her ragged gown and apron, and put
it on. It was a most beautiful robe of purple
silk; it had a gold border, and it just fitted her.
“These are fairies,” said Jack’s
slave; “but what are you?”
“That will do,” she said.
And then she took out the little tortoise-shell comb,
pulled off her cap, and threw it into the river.
She had a little knot of soft, gray hair, and she
let it down, and began to comb. And as she combed
the hair got much longer and thicker, till it fell
in waves all about her throat. Then she combed
again, and it all turned gold-color, and came tumbling
down to her waist; and then she stood up in the boat,
and combed once more, and shook out the hair, and there
was such a quantity that it reached down to her feet,
and she was so covered with it that you could not
see one bit of her, excepting her eyes, which peeped
out, and looked bright and full of tears.
Then she began to gather up her lovely
locks; and when she had dried her eyes with them,
she said, “Master, do you know what you have
done? look at me now!” So she threw back the
hair from her face, and it was a beautiful young face;
and she looked so happy that Jack was glad he had
bought her with his half-crown, so glad
that he could not help crying, and the fair slave
cried too; and then instantly the little fairies woke,
and sprang out of Jack’s pockets. As they
did so, Jovinian cried out, “Madam, I am your
most humble servant”; and Roxaletta said, “I
hope your Grace is well”; but the third got on
Jack’s knee, and took hold of the buttons of
his waistcoat, and when the lovely slave looked at
her, she hid her face and blushed with pretty childish
shyness.
“These are fairies,” said
Jack’s slave; “but what are you?”
“Jack kissed me,” said
the little thing; “and I want to sit on his
knee.”
“Yes,” said Jack; “I
took them out, and laid them in a row, to see that
they were safe, and this one I kissed, because she
looked such a little dear.”
“Was she not like the others, then?” asked
the slave.
“Yes,” said Jack; “but I liked her
the best; she was my favorite.”
Now, the instant these three fairies
sprang out of Jack’s pockets, they got very
much larger; in fact, they became fully grown, that
is to say, they measured exactly one foot one inch
in height, which, as most people know, is exactly
the proper height for fairies of that tribe.
The two who had sprung out first were very beautifully
dressed. One had a green velvet coat, and a sword,
the hilt of which was incrusted with diamonds.
The second had a white spangled robe, and the loveliest
rubies and emeralds round her neck and in her hair;
but the third, the one who sat on Jack’s knee,
had a white frock and a blue sash on. She had
soft, fat arms, and a face just like that of a sweet
little child.
When Jack’s slave saw this,
she took the little creature on her knee, and said
to her, “How comes it that you are not like your
companions?”
And she answered, in a pretty lisping
voice, “It’s because Jack kissed me.”
“Even so it must be,”
answered the slave; “the love of a mortal works
changes indeed. It is not often that we win anything
so precious. Here, master, let her sit on your
knee sometimes, and take care of her, for she cannot
now take the same care of herself that others of her
race are capable of.”
So Jack let little Mopsa sit on his
knee; and when he was tired of admiring his slave,
and wondering at the respect with which the other
two fairies treated her, and at their cleverness in
getting water-lilies for her, and fanning her with
feathers, he curled himself up in the bottom of the
boat with his own little favorite, and taught her
how to play at cat’s-cradle.
When they had been playing some time,
and Mopsa was getting quite clever at the game, the
lovely slave said, “Master, it is a long time
since you spoke to me.”
“And yet,” said Jack,
“there is something that I particularly want
to ask you about.”
“Ask it then,” she replied.
“I don’t like to have
a slave,” answered Jack; “and as you are
so clever, don’t you think you can find out
how to be free again?”
“I am very glad you asked me
about that,” said the fairy woman. “Yes,
master, I wish very much to be free; and as you were
so kind as to give the most valuable piece of real
money you possessed in order to buy me, I can be free
if you can think of anything that you really like
better than that half-crown, and if I can give it you.”
“Oh, there are many things,”
said Jack. “I like going up this river
to Fairyland much better.”
“But you are going there, master,”
said the fairy woman; “you were on the way before
I met with you.”
“I like this little child better,”
said Jack; “I love this little Mopsa. I
should like her to belong to me.”
“She is yours,” answered
the fairy woman; “she belongs to you already.
Think of something else.”
Jack thought again, and was so long
about it that at last the beautiful slave said to
him, “Master, do you see those purple mountains?”
Jack turned round in the boat, and
saw a splendid range of purple mountains, going up
and up. They were very great and steep, each had
a crown of snow, and the sky was very red behind them,
for the sun was going down.
“At the other side of those
mountains is Fairyland,” said the slave; “but
if you cannot think of something that you should like
better to have than your half-crown, I can never enter
in. The river flows straight up to yonder steep
precipice, and there is a chasm in it which pierces
it, and through which the river runs down beneath,
among the very roots of the mountains, till it comes
out at the other side. Thousands and thousands
of the small people will come when they see the boat,
each with a silken thread in his hand; but if there
is a slave in it, not all their strength and skill
can tow it through. Look at those rafts on the
river; on them are the small people coming up.”
Jack looked, and saw that the river
was spotted with rafts, on which were crowded brown
fairy sailors, each one with three green stripes on
his sleeve, which looked like good conduct marks.
All these sailors were chattering very fast, and the
rafts were coming down to meet the boat.
“All these sailors to tow my
slave!” said Jack. “I wonder, I do
wonder, what you are?” But the fairy woman only
smiled, and Jack went on: “I have thought
of something that I should like much better than my
half-crown. I should like to have a little tiny
bit of that purple gown of yours with the gold border.”
Then the fairy woman said, “I
thank you, master. Now I can be free.”
So she told Jack to lend her his knife, and with it
she cut off a very small piece of the skirt of her
robe, and gave it to him. “Now mind,”
she said, “I advise you never to stretch this
unless you want to make some particular thing of it,
for then it will only stretch to the right size; but
if you merely begin to pull it for your own amusement,
it will go on stretching and stretching, and I don’t
know where it will stop.”