A sunny and a dark head, both bent
over a much-befigured, much-besmeared slate, the small
brows beneath the curls puckered, the one
in perplexity, the other with sympathy; opposite these
two a third head whose carrotty hue betrayed it to
be Jim’s, although the face appertaining thereto
was hidden from my view, as its owner, upon his hands
and knees, also peered with interest at the slate.
Wanderer, familiarly known as “Wand,” the
household dog, and the inseparable companion of my
little sisters, lay at their feet, as they
sat upon a low rustic seat, manufactured for their
special behoof by the devoted Jim; its chief characteristic
being a tendency to upset, unless the occupant or
occupants maintained the most exact balance, a seat
not to be depended upon by the unwary or uninitiated,
under penalty of a disagreeable surprise. To
Allie and Daisy, however, it was a work of art, and
left nothing to be desired, they having become accustomed
to its vagaries.
Such was the picture which presented
itself to my view as I came out on the piazza of our
summer-home by the sea, and from that point of vantage
looked down upon the little group on the lawn below.
But the problem upon which all three
were intent had evidently proved too much for the
juvenile arithmeticians; and, as I looked, Allie pushed
the slate impatiently from her, saying,
“I can’t make it out, Jim: it’s
too hard. You are too mixed up.”
“Now, Miss Allie! an’
you with lessons every day,” said Jim reproachfully.
“Should think you might make it out.”
“I’m not so very grown
up, Jim,” answered the little girl; “and
I’ve not gone so very far in the ’rithmetic;
and I’m sure this kind of a sum must be in the
very back part of the book.”
“Here comes Bill,” said
Jim, as a boy of his own age and social standing appeared
around the corner of the house, a tin pail in one
hand, a shrimp-net in the other. “Maybe
he’ll know. Mr. Edward’s taught him
lots of figgerin’. Come on, Bill, an’
help me an’ Miss Allie make out this sum.
You ought to know it, bein’ a Wall-street man.”
Allie said nothing; but I saw a slight
elevation of her little head and a pursing of her
rosy lips, which told me that she did not altogether
relish the idea that a servant-boy might possess superior
knowledge to herself, although he might be nearly
double her age. Allie’s sense of class
distinctions was strong.
Having faith in his own attainments,
however, the “Wall-street man” this
was the liberal interpretation put by Jim upon his
position as office-boy to brother Edward deposited
his pail and net upon the ground, and himself in a
like humble position beside his fellow-servant and
chum. He might be learned, but he was not proud
by reason thereof.
“Now le’s see, Miss Allie,”
he said; “what is it you’re tryin’
to figger out?”
“It’s Jim’s sum;
and I can’t see a bit of sense in it, even when
it’s down on the slate,” answered Allie,
still in a somewhat aggrieved tone. “He’s
as mixed up as a as a any thing,”
she concluded hastily, at a loss for a simile of sufficient
force.
“As a Rhode-Island clam-bake
when they puts fish an’ clams an’ sweet-potatoes
an’ corn all in to once,” said Jim.
“At once, not to
once; and they put, not they puts,”
corrected Allie, who, remarkably choice herself in
the matter of language, never lost sight of a slip
in grammar on the part of our proteges.
“Seems funny, Miss Allie, that
you, that’s so clever in the right ways of talkin’,
can’t do a sum,” said Jim.
Allie’s self-complacency was
somewhat restored by the compliment; but she still
answered, rather resentfully,
“Well, I can, a decent sum!
I had five lines yesterday, and added it all right,
too; but a sum like that I b’lieve
even brother Ned couldn’t do it!”
That which brother Ned could not do
was not to be compassed by man, in the opinion of
the children. And, as if this settled the matter,
Allie rose from her seat, forgetting for the moment
the necessity for keeping an exact equilibrium, and
that both its occupants must rise simultaneously,
unless dire results were to follow to the one left
behind. The usual catastrophe took place:
the vacant end went up, and Daisy was thrown upon
the ground, the seat fortunately being so low that
her fall was from no great height; but the rickety
contrivance turned over upon the child, and she received
quite a severe blow upon her head. This called
for soothing and ministration from an older source,
and, for the time, put all thought of arithmetical
puzzles to flight; but after I had quieted her, and
she rested, with little arnica-bound head against
my shoulder, Jim returned to the charge.
“Miss Amy,” he said, a
little doubtfully, as not being quite sure of my powers,
“bein’ almost growed up, you’re good
at doin’ up sums, I s’pose.”
Now, arithmetic was not altogether
my strong point, nevertheless I believed myself quite
equal to any problem of that nature which Jim was
likely to propound; and I answered vain-gloriously,
and with a view to divert the attention of the still-sobbing
Daisy from her own woes,
“Of course, Jim. What do
you want to know? No,” declining the soiled
slate which he proffered for my use, “I’ll
just do it in my head.”
“You’re awful smart then,
Miss Amy,” said Bill, admiringly.
But the question set before me by
Jim proved so inextricably involved, so hopelessly
“mixed up,” as poor little Allie had said,
that, even with the aid of the rejected slate, it
would, I believe, have lain beyond the powers of the
most accomplished arithmetician to solve. No
wonder that it had puzzled Allie’s infantile
brains. To recall and set it down here, at this
length of time, would be quite impossible; nor would
the reader care to have it inflicted upon him.
Days, weeks, and years, peanuts, pence, and dollars,
were involved in the statement he made, or attempted
to make, for me to work out the solution thereof;
but it was hopeless to try to tell what the boy would
be at; and, indeed, his own ideas on the subject were
more than hazy, and, to his great disappointment,
I was obliged to own myself vanquished.
“What are you at, Jim?”
I asked. “What object have you in all this” rigmarole,
I was about to say, but regard for his feelings changed
it into “troublesome sum?”
Jim looked sheepish.
“Now, Miss Amy,” broke
in Bill, “he’s got peanuts on his mind;
how much he could make on settin’ up some one
in the peanut-business, an’ gettin’ his
own profits off it. But now, Miss, did you ever
hear of a peanut-man gettin’ to be President
of the United States, an’ settin’ in the
White House?”
“I believe I never heard of
any peanut-man coming to that, Bill,” I answered,
laughing; “but I have heard of men whose early
occupations were quite as lowly, becoming President
in their later years.”
“An’ I ain’t goin’
to be any peanut-man,” said Jim. “I’m
just goin’ to stick to this place, an’
Miss Milly an’ her folks, till I get eddication
enough to be a lawyer. I find it’s mostly
lawyers or sojers that gets to be Presidents; lawyers
like Mr. Edward. Miss Amy,” with a sudden
air of apprehension, “you don’t think Mr.
Edward would try to cut me out, do you? He might,
you know; an’, bein’ older an’ with
more learnin’, he would have the start of me.”
“I do not think that Mr. Edward
has any ambition to be President, Jim,” I answered,
reassuringly. “You need have no fear of
him.”
For to no less a height than this
did Jim’s ambition soar, and he had full faith
that he should in time attain thereto. In his
opinion, the day would surely come when,
“The Father of his country’s
shoes
No feet would fit but his’n.”
And it was with a single eye to this
that his rules of life were conformed. The reforms
which he intended to institute, mostly in the interest
of boys of his own age and social standing, when he
should have attained to that dignity, were marvellous
and startling. No autocrat of all the Russias,
no sultan, was ever endowed with the irresponsible
powers which Jim believed to appertain to the position
he coveted; but, to his credit be it said, these were
to be exercised by him more for the benefit of others
than for himself.
But he repudiated, now, the idea that
the peanut venture upon which his mind was dwelling
had any thing to do with his future honors.
“Brother Edward would not be
so mean to you, Jim,” quoth Allie, who was standing
by my knee. “You spoke first to be President,
and he would never do such a thing as to take it from
you.”
“And Jim is not thinking about
that when he tries to find out that sum,” said
Daisy, raising her little bandaged head from my shoulder;
“he is quite nice and pious, sister Amy, and
wants to do a very right thing.”
“’Tain’t for pious,
neither, Miss Daisy,” said Jim, who rather resented
the imputation of being influenced by motives of that
nature. “’Tain’t none of your doin’
good to folks, nor any of that kind of thing; it’s
on’y to animals, cause I’m sorry for ’em.”
“O Jim, what grammar!”
sighed Allie. For Jim, when excited or specially
interested, was apt to lapse into the vernacular against
which he and his friends were striving; Allie in particular
setting her face against it, and constituting herself
his instructress and monitress in grammar and style.
“Can’t help it, Miss Allie,”
said Jim. “Can’t keep grammar an’
’rithmetic into my head both to once; leastways,
not when the ’rithmetic’s such a hard
one as this.”
The excuse was accepted as valid;
and Jim and the matter which was now agitating his
mind, both being at present in high favor and held
in great interest, any further lapses were suffered
to pass without correction or remark.
Jim’s love for and sympathy
with all animals, especially such as were feeble or
disabled in any way, was a well-known trait. A
maimed or otherwise afflicted dog, horse, cat, or
bird was sure to meet with more favor in his eyes
than the most beautiful and perfect of its kind; and
he had a horror of shooting birds or other game, which
was quite remarkable in a boy of his antecedents.
He even questioned the right and expediency of killing
animals for food, although he never objected to partaking
thereof when it was set before him. Fish, only,
seemed to him legitimate prey in the way of sport;
and for all noxious insects, snakes, or vermin of
any description, he had a perfect hatred, setting
at naught the principles of the Society for the Prevention
of Cruelty, and really taking a most reprehensible
delight in tormenting them, altogether at variance
with his feeling for other creatures.
“Bill,” I said, turning
to that youth as the most practical and clear-headed
of the group, “tell me if you know what it is
that Jim desires to find out, and the rest of you
keep silence, and do not interrupt.”
“Well, Miss Amy,” answered
Bill, “it’s just this. Jim was readin’
in the newspaper about a’ old lady, how she
left all her money an’ she’d
worked hard for it too, makin’ a show of herself
on account of bein’ so fat to keep
a hospital for all sorts of hurt an’ sick animals
an’ birds; an’ Jim, he’s just about
as much took up with animals an’ natur an’
things of that kind as she must ha’ been, even
if he ain’t so fat; an’ he’s got
it on his mind to set up his own hospital, an’
let Tony Blair an’ his sister Matty keep it
an’ take care of the animals. Tony’s
lame, you know, and Matty’s hunchbacked, an’
can’t work; so it’s kind of beginnin’
on the two-legged animals at least, Tony’s
only one legged, but he has a right to be two, an’
it’s a help to them, too.”
Poor Tony Blair, with his deformed
sister, had formerly been associates and chums of
Bill and Jim, in the days when these last had themselves
been young vagabonds, waifs, and strays, buffetting
with a hard world; and that sentiment in Jim, which
was “took up with animals an’ natur,”
had led him to befriend the helpless creatures, and
to do them such kind turns as fell in his way.
Overwhelming modesty, or a desire to hide his light
under a bushel, were not distinguishing characteristics
of Jim; but Bill also had borne ample testimony to
the fact, that many a time in the old days Jim had
deprived himself of a meal Milly come by,
it might be to give it to the little cripples,
poorly provided for by a drunken father and ill-tempered
mother to whom they were naught but a burden.
Many a faded and limp bouquet, discarded by some happier
child of fortune, did Jim rescue from the ash-heap
and bring to Matty, who had a passionate love for
flowers; and not seldom during the spring and summer
months would he take a long trudge into the suburbs,
and gather wild blossoms to gratify the craving of
the little hunchback. On one of these occasions
he stole a little, fluffy chicken, which had wandered
from its mother’s guardianship beyond the garden
palings of a small cottage, and, hastily buttoning
it beneath his worn jacket, made off as fast as his
feet would carry him to bestow his prize upon Matty,
who had expressed a longing desire for a bird.
But the stolen gift brought naught but distress to
Matty’s tender heart; for, when the ragged jacket
was unbuttoned, the little yellow ball fell lifeless
into Jim’s hand.
“I’m sure I thought he’d
got lots of air to breathe,” said Jim, wofully
gazing at his victim, while Matty’s tears bedewed
it; “there’s holes enough in my jacket
to make it as ventilatin’ as a’ ash-sifter,
an’ it was awful mean in him to up an’
die on me that way. An’, Matty, I wish
I hadn’t brought him, for him to go an’
disappint you like this. Never mind, some day
I’ll buy you a parrot an’ a monkey.”
Tearful Matty declined the monkey,
but the parrot had long since gladdened her weary
hours; for a gorgeous specimen, given to much screaming,
even more than is the usual manner of his kind, had
been purchased by Jim for her behoof out of his little
savings, soon after he and Bill had fallen into good
hands, namely, those of my sister Millicent and brother
Edward.
This occurred not long after the chicken
episode. Milly had become interested in the boys,
whom she had encountered at one of the Moody and Sankey
meetings, whither they had come, not for purposes of
edification to themselves or others, but drawn, partly
by their love of music, and partly by the desire to
make themselves obnoxious to more decently disposed
worshippers. But Milly, by her gentle tact, had
disarmed them, they being our near neighbors
at the service, and, profiting by this
love of sweet sounds, had brought them within her
influence; nor ceased her missionary efforts on their
behalf until, with the aid of brother Edward, and
the consent and co-operation of our parents, she had
established them both as servants in the family, where
they had opportunity and encouragement to fit themselves
for decent and useful lives.
But their rise in life had not caused
Bill and Jim to forget their less fortunate little
friends and proteges, for Bill, too,
had in his way been good to Tony and Matty, though
he was not nearly so generous and self-sacrificing
as Jim, and they made them sharers in their
improved circumstances so far as they were able.
Jim had proposed that they also should be taken into
our household, and nursed and cared for; but, as father
and mother objected to having the house turned into
a wholesale reformatory and hospital, his modest plan
was not carried out. Some help, however, had
been extended to the two cripples, who could have
been provided with good homes in some beneficent institution,
could the wretched mother have been induced to give
them up; but, thinking probably that they excited
sympathy by which she could profit, she refused to
do so.
Ever since Jim had fallen upon happier
times, it seemed that the boy’s whole nature
had expanded, and he was constantly on the lookout,
to use his own language, “for a chance to do
a make-up for all the good done to me an’ Bill.”
A certain ambitious and not unpraiseworthy pride, too,
and a strong sense of gratitude and obligation to those
who were befriending and helping them, particularly
strong in Jim, were causing both boys to make the
most of the opportunities offered to them.
And now, it would seem, Jim was actuated
by schemes of wholesale benevolence for one, two,
and four legged animals.
He had proved himself quite a hero
during the last summer; had, through the force of
circumstances and appearances, fallen under unjust
suspicion, but had been absolutely and triumphantly
cleared (the story of which may be found in “Uncle
Rutherford’s Attic"); and had made himself an
object of considerable interest, not only to the members
of our own family, to whom he had shown great loyalty
and fidelity under severe temptation and trial, but
also to outsiders who had known of the story of his
adventures. Hence, he had been made the recipient
of various tokens of this interest and appreciation,
mostly of a pecuniary nature, and he now felt himself
to be quite a moneyed man.
With the generosity which was one
of his characteristics, perhaps the most
distinguishing one, he scouted the idea
of retaining the whole of his small fortune for his
own benefit, pressing a share of it upon Bill, presenting
our children and his fellow-servants with tokens of
his regard, mostly of a tawdry, seaside-bazaar nature,
but beautiful in their eyes and his own; conveying,
with an eye to the future, another portion to the
care of brother Edward, to be used for “’lection
expenses” when the time should come for him to
run for that dignity to which he aspired; and now
it appeared that he had other ends, of a philanthropic
nature, in view.
Old Captain Yorke, a veteran sailor,
now retired from active service, was our purveyor-general,
going each morning in boat or wagon to the nearest
town, whence he brought for us and other families such
supplies as we ordered; the Point affording no facilities
for marketing or daily household needs. He was
a great friend and crony of our two young servant-lads,
and to him as well as to Bill had Jim confided his
plans; but the three heads had proved unequal to the
settlement of the arithmetical difficulties which
presented themselves, and Jim had applied to Allie,
as being possessed of greater educational advantages.
This had not proved equal to the situation, however,
as has been seen; the knowledge of eight years not
being able to cope with this mathematical problem.
Divested of Jim’s complications,
Bill’s discursive remarks upon other subjects,
and put into rather more choice English than that in
which the latter delivered it, the plan amounted to
this:
Captain Yorke, heartily admiring,
and willingly co-operating, was to bring from the
town a large quantity of peanuts, which Mrs. Yorke,
also full of sympathy, had promised to roast.
The amount of peanuts purchased was to be determined
by the price per bag, but Jim’s ideas were of
a wholesale nature; for my young brothers Norman and
Douglas, who both had a weakness for this vegetable,
had also greatly encouraged him in his undertaking,
giving him not only hopes of great results from the
home-market, but promises that they would interest
“the other fellows,” and induce them also
to become customers. He was not to be salesman
himself, of course, his daily avocations not permitting
of this; but, for the rest of our stay at the seashore,
he purposed obtaining the services of an acquaintance
who belonged in the place, and who was in the habit
of peddling about papers, periodicals, an assortment
of very inferior confectionery, and other small wares.
The proceeds of these sales made here at the seaside,
deducting a commission for the boy-vender, Jim hoped
would suffice to start his larger and more ambitious
enterprise when we should return to the city.
This was to set up Tony and Matty Blair in business.
So far all was plain sailing, in anticipation;
but now came the more complicated part of the arrangement.
A stand was to be secured, a roaster,
a fresh supply of peanuts, and other necessary appliances
purchased; and “our ladies,” to wit, mother,
Milly, and myself, asked to provide the crippled young
merchants with warm clothing sufficient to protect
them against exposure to the elements.
There were so many “shares”
to be provided for, shares of divers proportions,
and Jim’s arithmetic was of such a very elementary
nature, that he soon found himself lost in a hopeless
labyrinth of calculations. With peanuts at so
much by the wholesale, and so much at retail, running-expenses,
and so forth, on the one hand; what would be the various
amounts to be allowed from the proceeds, on the other,
for a “share” for Tony and Matty, another
for return profits to Jim’s own pocket, and
the third and larger for the establishment of the hospital
for crippled animals, the main object of the undertaking?
Now, if peanuts were so much per bag,
and other needful appurtenances so much more, how
much profit might be realized, and what would be the
respective shares? Hardly had I solved this complicated
problem to Jim’s satisfaction, and my own relief, for,
as I have said, numbers were a weariness to my flesh,
and the rule of three a burden to my spirit, when
the boy remembered other claimants upon the fund.
“Miss Amy,” he said, “didn’t
I forget. There’s Rosie ought to have a
share for savin’ me out the Smuggler’s
Hole; she must have a share, for sure; an’
there’s Captain Yorke, he ought to have some,
too. Please do it all over again, Miss Amy, takin’
out their shares.”
This was too much, however, and despite
Jim’s reproachful appeals to my superior learning,
I flatly refused to “do up” any more sums
on his behalf.
And now, happily, a diversion in my
favor was effected, by the appearance upon the scene
of old Captain Yorke himself, who was seen coming
up the carriage-way, guiding before him a donkey-cart
filled with fish, while upon his arm he bore a basket
of fruit, vegetables, and so forth.
He was a character, this old, retired
sea-captain, a firm friend and ally to
all pertaining to the names of Livingstone, or Rutherford,
or to any belonging to those families, our factotum
and standby; and, moreover, an endless source of amusement
to the mature part of the household, and of unbounded
admiration to the more juvenile portion. In the
eyes of our little girls, and indeed in those of my
two younger brothers, Norman and Douglas, and above
all, in those of Jim and Bill, he was a veritable
hero, for his had been a hard and venturesome life,
full of thrilling adventure and hairbreadth escapes;
and the children never tired of listening to the narration
of them. Nor, I am bound to believe, did the
old man depart from the ways of truth, or draw upon
his imagination, in narrating them. But I will
let the garrulous old veteran speak for himself, a
thing which he was never loth to do.