“Look at this disconsolate pair;
melancholy has evidently marked them for her own,”
said Bessie Sanford, as she and I crossed the corner
of the square, bound for an afternoon walk; aimless,
except in the search for fresh air and exercise.
The “disconsolate pair”
were my little sisters, Allie and Daisy, who now approached,
trundling their dolls’ perambulators in front
of them, and followed by mammy, who came limping after,
also wearing a most lugubrious expression; but whereas
their distress was plainly mental, her’s was
physical, drawn forth by pain.
“Old mammy has an attack of
her pet bunion,” I said, “and I suppose
that the children are, in consequence, debarred from
their walk, and they have but just come out.
Poor little things! What do you say, Bessie,
to taking them with us? They would be enchanted.”
“So should I. By all means let
us take them,” answered Bessie, who had a love
for children and their company, only second to my own.
“O, sister Amy!” cried
both the little ones, dropping the perambulators,
and rushing up to us as soon as their eyes fell upon
us, “Mammy’s bunion hurts so, she can’t
take us to walk, and it’s such a lovely day,
and we want to go Jim’s peanut-stand.”
And the ever ready tears rushed to
the eyes of Allie, who was prone to weep upon slight
provocation; and even Daisy, who was more philosophical,
though younger, looked heart-broken.
Sunshine speedily succeeded the showers,
however, for my proposal that they should accompany
us was received with rapture; and, taking their dolls
into their arms, they abandoned the perambulators to
the care of mammy, who hobbled towards home with them.
This bunion was mammy’s choice grievance, and
she doubtless suffered much from it; but it was an
article of the family faith, that, when for any reason
she was disinclined to take her walks abroad with
the children, the bunion sympathized with this reluctance,
and crippled her to an unusual extent.
“And where do you want to go?”
I asked of the beaming pair, who were now hanging,
the one on Bessie’s arm, the other on mine.
“Bessie and I do not much care which way we
go.”
“Oh,” said Daisy, ecstatically,
“if you would only take us to Jim’s peanut-stand!
Mother said we might go, and then mammy couldn’t
take us.”
“It’s not fash’nable,
but it’s very respectable, Amy,” said Allie,
impressively.
“But we cannot go to a peanut-stand,
even though it belongs to Jim,” I expostulated.
“But it’s not in the street;
it’s you know Johnny, the flower-man,
sister?” said Allie.
“Johnny the flower-man”
was a German florist on a small scale, who had a little
glass-enclosed stand on the corner of the avenue next
to that on which we lived, and who was extensively
patronized by our family and many of our neighbors.
His box of a place, cosey, warm, and fragrant, was
a favorite resort of our children; and much of their
pocket-money went to the purchase of the potted plants
and cut flowers which he sold to them at a wonderfully
reasonable rate. But what had the little German
to do with Jim and his peanut-stand? Allie soon
enlightened us.
“Jim was going to have the stand
on that corner,” she said, “and he had
leave to do it; but mamma and aunt Emily said it would
not do for Tony and Matty to sit out of doors in the
cold weather; it would kill Matty, they said.
And Jim was so disappointed, and he didn’t know
what to do; and one day when sister Milly sent him
to Johnny’s, he told him about it, and about
Tony and Matty; and that lovely old Johnny, Daisy
and I ask God to bless him every night when we’ve
done our own people, he told Jim he could
have a little corner of his store where it was all
glass, and the stand could be seen from the street;
and then Matty could sit there, and people would come
in and buy her peanuts. Wasn’t it good
in him? We love Johnny, if he does squint, and
smell of tobacco, and can’t talk very plain.”
“And then,” said Daisy,
taking up the tale in her turn, as Allie paused for
breath, “and then there wasn’t room there
for the roaster, ’cause it’s pretty squeezed
up in Matty’s corner, and in Johnny’s store,
too, wif the stand there; so Johnny’s wife,
who lives just a little bit of a way off, lets Tony
have the roaster up in her room, and roast the peanuts,
and then he runs very quick wif ’em over to Matty,
or, if it’s a nice, pleasant day, he has it
put outside the door. But the smell of the peanuts
gets mixed up wif the smell of the flowers, and that
isn’t so very nice.”
“But Jim is making lots of money,
he says,” continued Allie; “’cause
most always when people come in to buy flowers, Johnny
tells ’em they’d better buy peanuts, too;
and Jim printed a sign in German about peanuts inside,
and put the meaning in English beneath, and he says
he thinks he is doing a better business than if Matty
sat outside. Norman and Douglas buy lots, but,”
with a little sigh, “mother don’t like
Daisy and me to eat peanuts. It would be a good
way to do charity if she would let us; but sometimes
we buy some, and give them to the servants.”
Jim and his “peanut undertakin’,”
as Captain Yorke had called it, had, in the press
of other and greater interests, almost passed from
my mind, and I had made no inquiries about it lately;
but, as visions of numerous peanut-shells in the most
unheard of places returned to my recollection, I could
not doubt the truth of Allie’s assertion in
regard to my brothers.
While the children had been talking,
we had been gradually walking on towards the desired
haven, the corner where the German florist
had his tiny store; and presently we came to it.
The little glass enclosure was one mass of vivid green,
and brilliant, glowing color; for Johnny was remarkably
successful in the treatment of his plants, and they
always wore a thrifty, healthy aspect, delightful
to behold.
Without, just at the side of the door
of entrance, hung the sign described by Allie; and
Daisy at once drew our attention to it.
The “German” legend ran thus:
“Goot rost benuts ish incite,
nein sents a quoort.
Shtep in unt py.”
The English translation followed:
“Good roost peanuts is inside,
nine cents a quart.
Step in and by.”
Bessie and I were inwardly amused,
but did not let it appear to the admiring children.
Allie, however, had her own misgivings as to the absolute
correctness of the sign, and said, doubtfully,
“I suppose the German must be
all right, because Jim says that is the way Johnny
talks; but the English is not spelled quite right,
is it, sister Amy?”
“Not altogether,” I answered;
“but perhaps it attracts more attention than
it would do if it were quite correct, Allie, and that,
you know, is the object of a sign or notice.”
“Yees,” said Allie, doubtfully,
lingering behind a moment to scan the sign as I opened
the door, and still inclined to criticise; “ye-es,
but somebody might laugh if it is not spelled quite
right.”
“That is of no consequence so
long as it does not hurt business,” I said,
shamelessly indifferent to the orthographical merits
of the case. “Come in, Allie, we must not
keep the door open too long.”
At the farthest end of the crowded
little cubby-hole, all the more crowded,
of course, for the accommodation which the good-hearted
German had afforded to Jim’s beneficiaries, sat
the little deformed Matty, behind her stand, on which
were displayed a tempting pile of freshly roasted
peanuts, and various bright, new measures. Outside,
on the street, could be seen Tony, grinding away at
his revolving roaster; for the day was so exceptionally
lovely, that there could be nothing in the air to
injure him, and he doubtless preferred its freshness,
and the brilliant sunshine, to the presumably dark
and stuffy quarters of Mrs. Johnny.
Poor, poor Matty! Deformed, shrunken,
and wizened, she was a painful contrast to all the
beauty and brightness surrounding her in the little
conservatory. Beyond the sympathy unavoidably
drawn forth by her helpless and crippled condition,
there was absolutely nothing to attract one toward
her. She looked peevish and fretful, too, so far
as there was any expression in the dull, heavy face.
Was it to be wondered at? There had been but
little of brightness in her young life; and as I looked
from her to my little sisters, our petted household
darlings, carefully guarded and shielded, so full
of life and joyousness, so free from all pain or care,
my heart swelled with thankfulness, that to them had
been allotted no such fate, and with the desire to
brighten the lot of this little unfortunate.
It was not so with her brother Tony:
he was the jolliest, most active little cripple that
ever hobbled round on one leg and a crutch. The
celerity of his movements was something surprising;
his voice was merry and cheery; and his ugly young
face, despite the many hardships of his lot, generally
wore a smile.
Now and then he would be seen with
his face pressed against the glass, with a nod of
good-fellowship to his sister or Johnny, or staring
at such customers as happened to be within; and, if
these proved to be Matty’s patrons, he would
watch the progress of the sale with great interest.
Then he would turn to his roaster, and work it violently
for a few moments, then be off to the curbstone or
crossing, exchanging some, probably not very choice,
joke with some other street-gamin, or the conductor
or driver of a passing street-car.
The children, Allie and Daisy, made
their investments while I was taking these observations,
and Bessie was purchasing cut-flowers from the old
German. She was a good German scholar, and delighted
the heart of the old man with the familiar language
of the fatherland, which flowed glibly from her tongue.
The consequence was, that that politic young woman
left the florist’s with three times the amount
of flowers that I had, although I had spent just twice
as much money. But, then, I could not speak German.
“I am going to take my flowers
to cousin Serena,” I said, after we had left
the florist’s, and exchanged a word or two with
jolly little Tony as we passed. “Will you
come and see her, Bessie?”
Bessie assented, and the two little
ones were only too glad to accompany us. A visit
to cousin Serena was always a treat to them.
“And we will give her the peanuts
we bought; she likes peanuts,” said Daisy, who,
as well as Allie, had maintained a silence, quite unusual
with them, during several minutes.
“But we’d like her and
all our people to understand,” said Allie, loftily,
“that we buy peanuts because of Jim, and not
at all because of Matty. She’s the most
unchristianest child we ever saw; and I think her
soul is hunchback, too, just as well as herself.”
I had seen that Matty had repelled
the advances of the children, who had wished to show
her their dolls, and to be kind to her; and I endeavored
to soothe them, and excuse her, by telling them how
much she had to suffer, and how her disposition might
have been spoiled by all that she had undergone.
But my words made no impression; the
children were not to be mollified. Allie still
wore an air of outraged and offended dignity; and Daisy
not only maintained that solemn silence, but she looked
grieved and hurt. Our little ones were not accustomed
to be snubbed, and took it hard when such an experience
did befall them; but there was a preternatural gravity
about them now, which excited my wonder.
“Why, Daisy,” exclaimed
Bessie, suddenly, “what is the matter with your
cheek? It is all red and scratched. What
have you been doing to yourself?”
“She didn’t do it to herself,”
said Allie, indignantly, and before Daisy could speak.
“We didn’t want to tell tales; but, sister
Amy and cousin Bessie, I think you are not very noticeable,
not to see Daisy’s cheek before this. We
are very much disappointed in you.”
We apologized humbly, saying that
Daisy’s broad felt hat had prevented us from
seeing the state of her cheek before this, and inquired
more minutely into the cause thereof.
With some reluctance the children
told, that, while Bessie and I had been making our
purchases of flowers, they had, after buying their
peanuts, tried to make themselves agreeable to Matty;
but she had proved far from responsive, and would
not even look at the beautiful dolls which they proffered
for her admiration. Believing that shyness alone
was the cause of this ungraciousness, and filled with
pity for her condition, Daisy had at last raised Matty’s
arm and placed her doll within it, when the cripple
suddenly turned upon her, and drew the nails of the
disengaged hand viciously down poor little Daisy’s
soft cheek, while, with the other, she threw the doll
from her. Fortunately, the doll was not hurt;
but the insult to her cherished darling had grieved
Daisy more deeply than did the injury to herself.
She had heroically refrained from crying out, or making
any complaint, lest Johnny should be moved to espouse
her cause, and avenge it on Matty; but it had gone
to her heart, and to Allie’s as well, that, after
such forbearance, neither Bessie nor I should have
noticed her plight. However, we made up for it
now by an outburst of indignation and resentment,
especially violent on my part; whereupon, the sage
Allie turned my own moral lecture, so lately delivered,
upon myself, recalling my exhortations to the effect
that we should be patient and forgiving with one so
sorely afflicted as Matty Blair.
When we reached cousin Serena’s,
a little arnica and some French bonbons healed
Daisy’s wounds, both mental and physical; but
when happiness and peace were once more restored,
and she was seated upon Miss Craven’s lap, with
Allie beside her, and the box of chocolates between
them, cousin Serena herself was discovered to be in
a state of no small flutter and excitement.
“My dears,” she said,
“have you seen the ‘Morning Bugle’
of to-day?”
“No,” I said, emphatically.
“Father would not allow that paper to come into
our house.”
“Nor would my father,” said Bessie.
“He says it is a scandalous
sheet,” I added. “He would not have
it if there were not another newspaper in the city.”
“Nor would I in my own house,”
said Miss Craven; “but,” apologetically,
“when one is in a boarding-house, my loves, you
know one cannot control other people.”
“I should think not,”
said Bessie. “It would be hard, indeed,
if you were held responsible for the morals, or the
literary tastes, of Mrs. Dutton’s other boarders.”
“But you dearest of Serenas,”
I said, “you know you need not read the ‘Morning
Bugle’ because some of the other people in the
house take it. O Serena, Serena,” reproachfully,
“I thought better things of you! That you
should allow your mind and morals to be poisoned in
that way!”
“My dear Amy! My dear children!”
exclaimed the dear, matter-of-fact old lady, who never
knew when she was being teased, which made it all the
more delightful to tease her. “My dear loves,
you do not think I read that scandalous sheet!
Why, this morning I should have said that nothing
would induce me to touch it; but when Mrs. Dutton came
up with the paper in her hand, and said, ‘Is
not this meant for your friends?’ what could
I do? I had to take it, and read the paragraph;
and, my dears, here it is. Oh, I have been so
unhappy all day about it! What will your father
and brother do? Mrs. Dutton let me cut this out,
when she saw how I felt about it.”
I took the scrap of paper which she
handed to me; and the blood rushed to my heart, as
I read an item with the following heading:
“A MADISON-SQUARE SENSATION.”
It was a garbled and scurrilous account
of the late little incident at our house, implying,
indeed openly asserting, that there had been a wholesale
attempt at poisoning. Names were not given, not
even the initials under which the reporters of such
gossip often pretend to disguise publicity, and in
a measure avoid responsibility; but, to the initiated,
there could be no doubt that the paragraph referred
to my unlucky cookery. Further particulars, it
was said, would be given at a later date, although
it was difficult to obtain information, as the parties
concerned had endeavored to hush up the matter; and
“money is a power in this community.”
I turned faint and giddy as I read;
while Bessie, who looked over my shoulder, burst into
a tempest of indignant exclamation.
“Dear child! Don’t
turn so white, Amy, my dear; I am so sorry I showed
it to you,” cried Miss Craven, aghast at my alarm
and agitation. “It is outrageous, scandalous;
but it cannot hurt you: you see no names are
given. But I shall never forgive myself, for I
told Mrs. Dutton about the ‘food for the gods’.
She was interested, you know, when you were here with
me learning to make it, and asked me how it turned
out. But she is discretion itself; she would
not say a word, nor let any one know Oh!
my dear child, what shall I do? What shall we
all do?”
But the vivid imagination with which
I was credited by my friends, and which not unseldom
did cause me many a needless foreboding, was rampant
now; and visions arose before me of disgrace to the
family, if those dreadful newspaper people did, as
they threatened, “give further particulars,”
and perhaps go to greater lengths, and even print my
name in their horrible sheet. Should I ever be
able to hold up my head again? I sat in dumb,
terrified astonishment.
But here, Bessie, with her practical
common sense, came to the front, and brought me back
to reason.
“So that is the way you meant
to make such a success of your ’food for the
gods,’ is it, you fraud?” she said, putting
her hands on my shoulders, and playfully shaking me,
“coming here and practising with cousin Serena,
forsooth; and the rest of us experimenting with our
first efforts. O Amy, Amy, I would not have believed
it of you. And the gods themselves turned against
you. Their mills did grind exceeding sure that
time, and not so slowly, either; vengeance followed,
swift and sure. You deserve this. Cheating
play never prospers, Amy; and ‘honesty is the
best policy,’ and all that.”
Meanwhile, the children were gazing
from one to another of their elders, not knowing what
to make of all this, Allie uncertain whether
or no she had better call upon her ever ready tears,
Daisy bewildered, and at a loss to know upon whom
to bestow her sympathy, cousin Serena or me; for I
had not yet put my miserable imaginings into words,
and my startled looks alone appealed to her; while
Miss Craven was in a half-frantic state of excitement;
and, as for Bessie, she had at first appeared furiously
angry, and now, with a sudden change, was turning
the whole thing into a laugh. What could it all
be about? wondered these innocents.
“Oh,” I gasped at last,
“what shall we do? What will papa say?
What will uncle Rutherford say? What will Edward
say? What will ”
“Yes, my dear, what will Fred
say?” Bessie completed my unfinished sentence,
as I paused, overwhelmed. “They will each
and every man of them settle this matter, to the anguish
of that editor, if I know them, and without one word
of trouble or publicity to you, or any one of the
family. You dear goose, you, to make such a personal
matter of it. Why not, Jim; why not still more,
Mary Jane?”
“I must go home,” I said,
feeling a burning desire to find at once my natural
protectors, and to place the matter in their hands;
and go I would and did, cousin Serena accompanying
me, with Bessie and the children. We paused by
the way, to knock at Mrs. Dutton’s door, and
to ask her if she had called the attention of any
of the other boarders to that shameful paragraph.
Mrs. Dutton, motherly, gentle, refined,
a lady in birth, education, and manner, and with a
warm corner in her heart for the girls, big and little,
who ran in and out on their visits to Miss Craven,
assured us that she had not done so; and, in answer
to my anxious inquiries, said, also, that she had
never mentioned the incident of the “food for
the gods” to any one.
It is not necessary to state, that
my mankind were incensed when they saw the objectionable
paragraph, although they did make light before me
of my terrors and apprehensions; and it remained a
fact, that Edward went at once to a friend and brother
lawyer, to request him to take steps to prevent any
further annoyance or developments in the matter.
It so happened, said this gentleman, that he had a
hold upon the editor of the “Morning Bugle,”
which that personage would be very sorry to have him
use to his disadvantage; and he assured Edward that
he would settle the affair in such a way that none
of us need fear any future trouble or publicity.
How the thing had become known so
as to afford matter for newspaper gossip, we could
not tell, and did not much care to know; probably,
through the talk of the servants, who had, of course,
been acquainted with all the particulars of the unfortunate
incident. Exaggeration, and a wilful desire to
falsify a trifle to the discredit of those concerned
had done the rest; but our lawyer friend’s remedy
proved effectual, and the “Morning Bugle”
was silenced.