DOUGAL
“You’ll do nothing of
the kind,” said Dickson. “You’re
coming home to your supper. It was to be on
the chap of nine.”
“I’m going back to that place.”
The man was clearly demented and must
be humoured. “Well, you must wait till
the morn’s morning. It’s very near
dark now, and those are two ugly customers wandering
about yonder. You’d better sleep the night
on it.”
Mr. Heritage seemed to be persuaded.
He suffered himself to be led up the now dusky slopes
to the gate where the road from the village ended.
He walked listlessly like a man engaged in painful
reflection. Once only he broke the silence.
“You heard the singing?” he asked.
Dickson was a very poor hand at a
lie. “I heard something,” he admitted.
“You heard a girl’s voice singing?”
“It sounded like that,”
was the admission. “But I’m thinking
it might have been a seagull.”
“You’re a fool,” said the Poet rudely.
The return was a melancholy business,
compared to the bright speed of the outward journey.
Dickson’s mind was a chaos of feelings, all
of them unpleasant. He had run up against something
which he violently, blindly detested, and the trouble
was that he could not tell why. It was all perfectly
absurd, for why on earth should an ugly house, some
overgrown trees, and a couple of ill-favoured servants
so malignly affect him? Yet this was the fact;
he had strayed out of Arcady into a sphere that filled
him with revolt and a nameless fear. Never in
his experience had he felt like this, this foolish
childish panic which took all the colour and zest
out of life. He tried to laugh at himself but
failed. Heritage, stumbling along by his side,
effectually crushed his effort to discover humour
in the situation. Some exhalation from that
infernal place had driven the Poet mad. And then
that voice singing! A seagull, he had said.
More like a nightingale, he reflected a
bird which in the flesh he had never met.
Mrs. Morran had the lamp lit and a
fire burning in her cheerful kitchen. The sight
of it somewhat restored Dickson’s equanimity,
and to his surprise he found that he had an appetite
for supper. There was new milk, thick with cream,
and most of the dainties which had appeared at tea,
supplemented by a noble dish of shimmering “potted-head.”
The hostess did not share their meal, being engaged
in some duties in the little cubby-hole known as the
back kitchen.
Heritage drank a glass of milk but would not touch
food.
“I called this place Paradise
four hours ago,” he said. “So it
is, but I fancy it is next door to Hell. There
is something devilish going on inside that park wall,
and I mean to get to the bottom of it.”
“Hoots! Nonsense!”
Dickson replied with affected cheerfulness.
“To-morrow you and me will take the road for
Auchenlochan. We needn’t trouble ourselves
about an ugly old house and a wheen impident lodge-keepers.”
“To-morrow I’m going to
get inside the place. Don’t come unless
you like, but it’s no use arguing with me.
My mind is made up.”
Heritage cleared a space on the table
and spread out a section of a large-scale Ordnance
map.
“I must clear my head about
the topography, the same as if this were a battle-ground.
Look here, Dogson.... The road past the inn
that we went by to-night runs north and south.”
He tore a page from a note-book and proceeded to
make a rough sketch.... “One end we know
abuts on the Laver glen, and the other stops at the
South Lodge. Inside the wall which follows the
road is a long belt of plantation mostly
beeches and ash then to the west a kind
of park, and beyond that the lawns of the house.
Strips of plantation with avenues between follow
the north and south sides of the park. On the
sea side of the House are the stables and what looks
like a walled garden, and beyond them what seems to
be open ground with an old dovecot marked, and the
ruins of Huntingtower keep. Beyond that there
is more open ground, till you come to the cliffs of
the cape. Have you got that?... It looks
possible from the contouring to get on to the sea
cliffs by following the Laver, for all that side is
broken up into ravines.... But look at the other
side the Garple glen. It’s evidently
a deep-cut gully, and at the bottom it opens out into
a little harbour. There’s deep water there,
you observe. Now the House on the south side the
Garple side is built fairly close to the
edge of the cliffs. Is that all clear in your
head? We can’t reconnoitre unless we’ve
got a working notion of the lie of the land.”
Dickson was about to protest that
he had no intention of reconnoitring, when a hubbub
arose in the back kitchen. Mrs. Morran’s
voice was heard in shrill protest.
“Ye ill laddie! Eh ye ill laddie!
(crescendo) Makin’ a hash o’ my back
door wi’ your dirty feet! What are ye slinkin’
roond here for, when I tell’t ye this mornin’
that I wad sell ye nae mair scones till ye paid for
the last lot? Ye’re a wheen thievin’
hungry callants, and if there were a polisman in the
place I’d gie ye in chairge.... What’s
that ye say? Ye’re no’ wantin’
meat? Ye want to speak to the gentlemen that’s
bidin’ here? Ye ken the auld ane, says
you? I believe it’s a muckle lee, but
there’s the gentlemen to answer ye theirsels.”
Mrs. Morran, brandishing a dishclout
dramatically, flung open the door, and with a vigorous
push propelled into the kitchen a singular figure.
It was a stunted boy, who from his
face might have been fifteen years old, but had the
stature of a child of twelve. He had a thatch
of fiery red hair above a pale freckled countenance.
His nose was snub, his eyes a sulky grey-green, and
his wide mouth disclosed large and damaged teeth.
But remarkable as was his visage, his clothing was
still stranger. On his head was the regulation
Boy Scout hat, but it was several sizes too big, and
was squashed down upon his immense red ears.
He wore a very ancient khaki shirt, which had once
belonged to a full-grown soldier, and the spacious
sleeves were rolled up at the shoulders and tied with
string, revealing a pair of skinny arms. Round
his middle hung what was meant to be a kilt a
kilt of home manufacture, which may once have been
a tablecloth, for its bold pattern suggested no known
clan tartan. He had a massive belt, in which
was stuck a broken gully-knife, and round his neck
was knotted the remnant of what had once been a silk
bandanna. His legs and feet were bare, blue,
scratched, and very dirty, and this toes had the prehensile
look common to monkeys and small boys who summer and
winter go bootless. In his hand was a long ash-pole,
new cut from some coppice.
The apparition stood glum and lowering
on the kitchen floor. As Dickson stared at it
he recalled Mearns Street and the band of irregular
Boy Scouts who paraded to the roll of tin cans.
Before him stood Dougal, Chieftain of the Gorbals
Die-Hards. Suddenly he remembered the philanthropic
Mackintosh, and his own subscription of ten pounds
to the camp fund. It pleased him to find the
rascals here, for in the unpleasant affairs on the
verge of which he felt himself they were a comforting
reminder of the peace of home.
“I’m glad to see you,
Dougal,” he said pleasantly. “How
are you all getting on?” And then, with a vague
reminiscence of the Scouts’ code “Have
you been minding to perform a good deed every day?”
The Chieftain’s brow darkened.
“‘Good Deeds!’”
he repeated bitterly. “I tell ye I’m
fair wore out wi’ good deeds. Yon man
Mackintosh tell’t me this was going to be a grand
holiday. Holiday! Govey Dick! It’s
been like a Setterday night in Main Street a’
fechtin’, fechtin’.”
No collocation of letters could reproduce
Dougal’s accent, and I will not attempt it.
There was a touch of Irish in it, a spice of music-hall
patter, as well as the odd lilt of the Glasgow vernacular.
He was strong in vowels, but the consonants, especially
the letter “t,” were only aspirations.
“Sit down and let’s hear about things,”
said Dickson.
The boy turned his head to the still
open back door, where Mrs. Morran could be heard at
her labours. He stepped across and shut it.
“I’m no’ wantin’ that auld
wife to hear,” he said. Then he squatted
down on the patchwork rug by the hearth, and warmed
his blue-black shins. Looking into the glow of
the fire, he observed, “I seen you two up by
the Big Hoose the night.”
“The devil you did,” said
Heritage, roused to a sudden attention. “And
where were you?”
“Seven feet from your head,
up a tree. It’s my chief hidy-hole, and
Gosh! I need one, for Lean’s after me wi’
a gun. He had a shot at me two days syne.”
Dickson exclaimed, and Dougal with
morose pride showed a rent in his kilt. “If
I had had on breeks, he’d ha’ got me.”
“Who’s Lean?” Heritage asked.
“The man wi’ the black
coat. The other the lame one they
ca’ Spittal.”
“How d’you know?”
“I’ve listened to them crackin’
thegither.”
“But what for did the man want
to shoot at you?” asked the scandalized Dickson.
“What for? Because they’re
frightened to death o’ onybody going near their
auld Hoose. They’re a pair of deevils,
worse nor any Red Indian, but for a’ that they’re
sweatin’ wi’ fright. What for? says
you. Because they’re hiding a Secret.
I knew it as soon as I seen the man Lean’s
face. I once seen the same kind o’ scoondrel
at the Picters. When he opened his mouth to swear,
I kenned he was a foreigner, like the lads down at
the Broomielaw. That looked black, but I hadn’t
got at the worst of it. Then he loosed off at
me wi’ his gun.”
“Were you not feared?” said Dickson.
“Ay, I was feared. But
ye’ll no’ choke off the Gorbals Die-Hards
wi’ a gun. We held a meetin’ round
the camp fire, and we resolved to get to the bottom
o’ the business. Me bein’ their Chief,
it was my duty to make what they ca’ a
reckonissince, for that was the dangerous job.
So a’ this day I’ve been going on my
belly about thae policies. I’ve found
out some queer things.”
Heritage had risen and was staring
down at the small squatting figure.
“What have you found out?
Quick. Tell me at once.” His voice
was sharp and excited.
“Bide a wee,” said the
unwinking Dougal. “I’m no’
going to let ye into this business till I ken that
ye’ll help. It’s a far bigger job
than I thought. There’s more in it than
Lean and Spittal. There’s the big man that
keeps the public Dobson, they ca’
him. He’s a Namerican, which looks bad.
And there’s two-three tinklers campin’
down in the Garple Dean. They’re in it,
for Dobson was colloguin’ wi’ them a’
mornin’. When I seen ye, I thought ye were
more o’ the gang, till I mindit that one o’
ye was auld McCunn that has the shop in Mearns Street.
I seen that ye didna’ like the look o’
Lean, and I followed ye here, for I was thinkin’
I needit help.”
Heritage plucked Dougal by the shoulder
and lifted him to his feet.
“For God’s sake, boy,” he cried,
“tell us what you know!”
“Will ye help?”
“Of course, you little fool.”
“Then swear,” said the
ritualist. From a grimy wallet he extracted a
limp little volume which proved to be a damaged copy
of a work entitled Sacred Songs and Solos. “Here!
Take that in your right hand and put your left hand
on my pole, and say after me. ‘I swear
no’ to blab what is telled me in secret, and
to be swift and sure in obeyin’ orders, s’help
me God!’ Syne kiss the bookie.”
Dickson at first refused, declaring
that it was all havers, but Heritage’s
docility persuaded him to follow suit. The two
were sworn.
“Now,” said Heritage.
Dougal squatted again on the hearth-rug,
and gathered the eyes of his audience. He was
enjoying himself.
“This day,” he said slowly, “I got
inside the Hoose.”
“Stout fellow,” said Heritage; “and
what did you find there?”
“I got inside that Hoose, but
it wasn’t once or twice I tried. I found
a corner where I was out o’ sight o’ anybody
unless they had come there seekin’ me, and I
sklimmed up a rone pipe, but a’ the windies were
lockit and I verrà near broke my neck. Syne
I tried the roof, and a sore sklim I had, but when
I got there there were no skylights. At the
end I got in by the coal-hole. That’s why
ye’re maybe thinkin’ I’m no’
very clean.”
Heritage’s patience was nearly exhausted.
“I don’t want to hear
how you got in. What did you find, you little
devil?”
“Inside the Hoose,” said
Dougal slowly (and there was a melancholy sense of
anti-climax in his voice, as of one who had hoped to
speak of gold and jewels and armed men) “inside
that Hoose there’s nothing but two women.”
Heritage sat down before him with a stern face.
“Describe them,” he commanded.
“One o’ them is dead auld,
as auld as the wife here. She didn’t look
to me very right in the head.”
“And the other?”
“Oh, just a lassie.”
“What was she like?”
Dougal seemed to be searching for
adequate words. “She is...” he began.
Then a popular song gave him inspiration. “She’s
pure as the lully in the dell!”
In no way discomposed by Heritage’s
fierce interrogatory air, he continued: “She’s
either foreign or English, for she couldn’t
understand what I said, and I could make nothing o’
her clippit tongue. But I could see she had been
greetin’. She looked feared, yet kind o’
determined. I speired if I could do anything
for her, and when she got my meaning she was terrible
anxious to ken if I had seen a man a big
man, she said, wi’ a yellow beard. She
didn’t seem to ken his name, or else she wouldna’
tell me. The auld wife was mortal feared, and
was aye speakin’ in a foreign langwidge.
I seen at once that what frightened them was Lean
and his friends, and I was just starting to speir
about them when there came a sound like a man walkin’
along the passage. She was for hidin’
me in behind a sofy, but I wasn’t going to be
trapped like that, so I got out by the other door and
down the kitchen stairs and into the coal-hole.
Gosh, it was a near thing!”
The boy was on his feet. “I
must be off to the camp to give out the orders for
the morn. I’m going back to that Hoose,
for it’s a fight atween the Gorbals Die-Hards
and the scoondrels that are frightenin’ thae
women. The question is, Are ye comin’ with
me? Mind, ye’ve sworn. But if ye’re
no, I’m going mysel’, though I’ll
no’ deny I’d be glad o’ company.
You anyway ” he added, nodding at
Heritage. “Maybe auld McCunn wouldn’t
get through the coal-hole.”
“You’re an impident laddie,”
said the outraged Dickson. “It’s
no’ likely we’re coming with you.
Breaking into other folks’ houses! It’s
a job for the police!”
“Please yersel’,”
said the Chieftain, and looked at Heritage.
“I’m on,” said that gentleman.
“Well, just you set out the
morn as if ye were for a walk up the Garple glen.
I’ll be on the road and I’ll have orders
for ye.”
Without more ado Dougal left by way
of the back kitchen. There was a brief denunciation
from Mrs. Morran, then the outer door banged and he
was gone.
The Poet sat still with his head in
his hands, while Dickson, acutely uneasy, prowled
about the floor. He had forgotten even to light
his pipe. “You’ll not be thinking
of heeding that ragamuffin boy,” he ventured.
“I’m certainly going to
get into the House tomorrow,” Heritage answered,
“and if he can show me a way so much the better.
He’s a spirited youth. Do you breed many
like him in Glasgow?”
“Plenty,” said Dickson
sourly. “See here, Mr. Heritage.
You can’t expect me to be going about burgling
houses on the word of a blagyird laddie. I’m
a respectable man aye been. Besides,
I’m here for a holiday, and I’ve no call
to be mixing myself up in strangers’ affairs.”
“You haven’t. Only
you see, I think there’s a friend of mine in
that place, and anyhow there are women in trouble.
If you like, we’ll say goodbye after breakfast,
and you can continue as if you had never turned aside
to this damned peninsula. But I’ve got
to stay.”
Dickson groaned. What had become
of his dream of idylls, his gentle bookish romance?
Vanished before a reality which smacked horribly of
crude melodrama and possibly of sordid crime.
His gorge rose at the picture, but a thought troubled
him. Perhaps all romance in its hour of happening
was rough and ugly like this, and only shone rosy in
retrospect. Was he being false to his deepest
faith?
“Let’s have Mrs. Morran
in,” he ventured. “She’s a
wise old body and I’d like to hear her opinion
of this business. We’ll get common sense
from her.”
“I don’t object,”
said Heritage. “But no amount of common
sense will change my mind.”
Their hostess forestalled them by
returning at that moment to the kitchen.
“We want your advice, mistress,”
Dickson told her, and accordingly, like a barrister
with a client, she seated herself carefully in the
big easy chair, found and adjusted her spectacles,
and waited with hands folded on her lap to hear the
business. Dickson narrated their pre-supper
doings, and gave a sketch of Dougal’s evidence.
His exposition was cautious and colourless, and without
conviction. He seemed to expect a robust incredulity
in his hearer.
Mrs. Morran listened with the gravity
of one in church. When Dickson finished she
seemed to meditate. “There’s no blagyird
trick that would surprise me in thae new folk.
What’s that ye ca’ them Lean
and Spittal? Eppie Home threepit to me they
were furriners, and these are no furrin names.”
“What I want to hear from you,
Mrs. Morran,” said Dickson impressively, “is
whether you think there’s anything in that boy’s
story?”
“I think it’s maist likely
true. He’s a terrible impident callant,
but he’s no’ a leear.”
“Then you think that a gang
of ruffians have got two lone women shut up in that
house for their own purposes?”
“I wadna wonder.”
“But it’s ridiculous!
This is a Christian and law-abiding country.
What would the police say?”
“They never troubled Dalquharter
muckle. There’s no’ a polisman nearer
than Knockraw yin Johnnie Trummle, and he’s
as useless as a frostit tattie.”
“The wiselike thing, as I think,”
said Dickson, “would be to turn the Procurator-Fiscal
on to the job. It’s his business, no’
ours.”
“Well, I wadna say but ye’re richt,’
said the lady.
“What would you do if you were
us?” Dickson’s tone was subtly confidential.
“My friend here wants to get into the House
the morn with that red-haired laddie to satisfy himself
about the facts. I say no. Let sleeping
dogs lie, I say, and if you think the beasts are mad,
report to the authorities. What would you do
yourself?”
“If I were you,” came
the emphatic reply, “I would tak’ the first
train hame the morn, and when I got hame I wad bide
there. Ye’re a dacent body, but ye’re
no’ the kind to be traivellin’ the roads.”
“And if you were me?’
Heritage asked with his queer crooked smile.
“If I was young and yauld like
you I wad gang into the Hoose, and I wadna rest till
I had riddled oot the truith and jyled every scoondrel
about the place. If ye dinna gang, ’faith
I’ll kilt my coats and gang mysel’.
I havena served the Kennedys for forty year no’
to hae the honour o’ the Hoose at my hert....
Ye’ve speired my advice, sirs, and ye’ve
gotten it. Now I maun clear awa’ your supper.”
Dickson asked for a candle, and, as
on the previous night, went abruptly to bed.
The oracle of prudence to which he had appealed had
betrayed him and counselled folly. But was it
folly? For him, assuredly, for Dickson McCunn,
late of Mearns Street, Glasgow, wholesale and retail
provision merchant, elder in the Guthrie Memorial
Kirk, and fifty-five years of age. Ay, that was
the rub. He was getting old. The woman
had seen it and had advised him to go home. Yet
the plea was curiously irksome, though it gave him
the excuse he needed. If you played at being
young, you had to take up the obligations of youth,
and he thought derisively of his boyish exhilaration
of the past days. Derisively, but also sadly.
What had become of that innocent joviality he had
dreamed of, that happy morning pilgrimage of Spring
enlivened by tags from the poets? His goddess
had played him false. Romance had put upon him
too hard a trial.
He lay long awake, torn between common
sense and a desire to be loyal to some vague whimsical
standard. Heritage a yard distant appeared also
to be sleepless, for the bed creaked with his turning.
Dickson found himself envying one whose troubles,
whatever they might be, were not those of a divided
mind.