Mequinez.
I shall now speak of their principal
or rather only studies, which are, physic, astrology,
and poetry. First then of physic, to give you
an accurate idea of the extent of their knowledge in
which, it will be sufficient to describe their practice
of it; and I am sure you, my dear D ,
and every other friend to humanity, will agree with
me, that it would have been better for their countrymen
if they had never attempted it at all, as unassisted
nature would do more, for those afflicted with disease,
than such bunglers.
The general practice adopted by the
Moorish physicians, or Tweebs, is, bleeding
ad deliquium in all fevers; administering excessive
doses of drastic medicines, plenty of emulsions, and
a watery diet. They order vinegar in cases of
quinsies and ardent fevers, and garlic in those of
a putrid, malignant, and pestilential kind. They
prescribe alum in cases of hemorrhage and dysentery;
hot spices and long abstinences in chronic
diseases; recent ox-gall to kill worms and cure dropsies;
castor and myrrh in all hysteric affections; asses
milk in slow fevers and consumptions; oranges, honey,
eggs, mint, and myrrh, in cases of typhus; poppy-juice
in convulsive disorders and fluxes of the bowels;
pitch or tar water and pennyroyal in common fevers;
rose-leaves in cases of diabetes; and sulphur in all
cutaneous disorders. This is the whole of the
Moorish materia medica. In simple diseases,
where little medical ability is necessary, and the
good habit of body of these people in general contributes
to their success, they may effect a cure; but in desperate
cases, where nothing but the skill of the physician
can relieve oppressed nature, it is not astonishing
that they should fail. These men are in some measure
astrologers: most probably, being gifted with
a greater degree of cunning than their neighbours,
they have discovered the weak side of their countrymen,
together with their own insufficiency, to cover which
they pretend to a knowledge of the stars, which has
the greatest weight with the superstitious Moors;
consequently, when a patient, either by their improper
treatment, or the violence of his disease, evinces
symptoms of approaching dissolution, the doctor, with
infinite gravity, points out to the surrounding relations
the star which, he positively asserts, appears to
summon the dying man to the bosom of his Prophet.
By this means he avoids reproach, since he has made
it so evident, that the poor man’s time was
come, and that nothing could ward off the shafts of
destiny. This apparently wonderful faculty of
prognostication, added to their exemplary mode of living,
and liberal donations to the poor and afflicted, operating
upon the minds of the blind and fanatic Moors, induces
them to consider their physicians next to their
saints, and to worship them with nearly as much
reverence.
The Tweebs have each from two to six
disciples, whom they instruct and initiate in their
secrets of the healing art. In their regular visits
to any town, they parade the streets with great pomp
and gravity, followed by a train of miserable objects,
who pretend to have been recently recovered from a
long and dangerous illness by the extraordinary skill
of the doctor; while, in fact, their cadaverous countenances
and emaciated bodies seem to contradict their assertions,
and bear ample testimony that they are hurrying fast
to that country, “from whose bourne no traveller
returns.” Under the pretence of charity,
these poor wretches are supported by this Moorish
Aesculapius, while his views in so doing are entirely
selfish; that by their means he may better impose
on the credulous, and obtain considerable sums of
money. When any one of them (by chance) effects
what he considers a great cure, it is communicated
in a circular letter to all the doctors in Barbary.
They select one of their elders every
year, and appoint him to preside over them. His
business, for the time being, is to settle all their
controversies: he is the fountain of all justice
among them; for as they are looked upon to be petty
saints, they are a privileged set of men, and not
in the least subject to either civil or military jurisdiction.
They possess the art of taming the monstrous serpents
of the country, and rendering them perfectly harmless:
in short, their profession is nothing but a system
of the grossest empiricism.
Formerly the country could boast of
having scientific astronomers; for, like the ancient
Egyptians, the inhabitants of Barbary cultivated the
science of astronomy with great success; but as it
was communicated from generation to generation by
tradition only, it is not surprising that the increasing
indolence of the Moors should have made them relinquish
the more abstruse parts, and that now it is dwindled
into mere astrology. Their habitual mode of living,
frequently exposed at night, during all weathers, in
the open air, enables them without difficulty to observe
the fixed stars, and their influence on the weather,
and they have thence ascribed to every one some peculiar
property, by which the events of human life, good or
bad, are regulated.
In poetry I am told the Moors are
very successful. The subjects of their poems
are mostly eulogies of the great men who have belonged
to the tribe of which the poet is a member: these
compositions are all extempore, like those of our
ancient bards, or those of the Celts, spoken of by
Julius Cæsar, who wandered about in Gaul and other
parts of the continent with their harps. The poets
of Barbary have no settled home, but with an instrument
somewhat resembling a mandolin they wander from place
to place, and house to house, composing and singing
pieces improviso, on the honour and antiquity
of their tribe. From persons acquainted with
the language, I have heard, that they are very happy
in this species of poetry, which is far from deficient
in point of harmony. For myself I can say, that
though unable to enter into the spirit of it from
the circumstance of not perfectly understanding the
language, yet I was much pleased with the effect.
I shall conclude this letter with
a short description of an entertainment which I gave
to several of the inhabitants of this place a few
days since. Having invited as many as I could
conveniently accommodate, I regaled them with all
the most exquisite things the market afforded.
I passed the bottle pretty briskly, telling them the
liquor was a favourite decoction of mine, which they
might drink without any scruple. They did not
seem to wish to doubt this assertion; and having raised
their spirits to a flow of mirth and jollity, I told
them, that, as they had done me the honour of coming
to dine with me, I would endeavour to amuse them with
a small specimen of what the doctors in England commonly
make use of in certain chronical complaints.
I then placed my electric machine in the centre of
the court, and having loaded it with a sufficient quantity
of electric fluid, produced such a powerful shock
to about a dozen of the stoutest, that, either from
surprise or terror, they fell apparently senseless
on the floor. The consternation and confusion
which ensued were beyond description; the rest were
all retiring precipitately with the most dreadful
yells and cries imaginable, expecting to share the
fate of their companions. With much difficulty
I prevailed on them to remain, and, raising the men
from the ground, I convinced them they had received
no injury; upon which they unanimously attributed it
to my great skill in magic, and loaded me with a thousand
compliments, I repeated the experiment three or four
times, to their inexpressible wonder, and I was at
length almost hailed as a supernatural being.
The report of this extraordinary phenomenon soon spread
abroad, and a vast concourse of people assembled;
but my guard would not allow any one to enter without
my permission. In the evening I sent for a band
of music, and my company continued dancing and rioting
till morning. They brought in several Jewish
women, and carried the farce to such a length, that
I was completely rejoiced to get rid of them, determining,
in my own mind, never again to venture such another
entertainment.