CHAPTER II - AN ASTONISHED PORCUPINE
One summer, while three young people
and I were spending an afternoon upon a mountaintop,
our dogs treed a porcupine. At my suggestion
the young man climbed the tree not a large
one to shake the animal down. I wished
to see what the dogs would do with him, and what the
“quill-pig” would do with the dogs.
As the climber advanced the rodent went higher, till
the limb he clung to was no larger than one’s
wrist. This the young man seized and shook vigorously.
I expected to see the slow, stupid porcupine drop,
but he did not. He only tightened his hold.
The climber tightened his hold, too, and shook the
harder. Still the bundle of quills did not come
down, and no amount of shaking could bring it down.
Then I handed a long pole up to the climber, and he
tried to punch the animal down. This attack in
the rear was evidently a surprise; it produced an
impression different from that of the shaking.
The porcupine struck the pole with his tail, put up
the shield of quills upon his back, and assumed his
best attitude of defense. Still the pole persisted
in its persecution, regardless of the quills; evidently
the animal was astonished: he had never had an
experience like this before; he had now met a foe
that despised his terrible quills. Then he began
to back rapidly down the tree in the face of his enemy.
The young man’s sweetheart stood below, a highly
interested spectator. “Look out, Sam, he’s
coming down!” “Be quick, he’s gaining
on you!” “Hurry, Sam!” Sam came
as fast as he could, but he had to look out for his
footing, and his antagonist did not. Still, he
reached the ground first, and his sweetheart breathed
more easily. It looked as if the porcupine reasoned
thus: “My quills are useless against a
foe so far away; I must come to close quarters with
him.” But, of course, the stupid creature
had no such mental process, and formed no such purpose.
He had found the tree unsafe, and his instinct now
was to get to the ground as quickly as possible and
take refuge among the rocks. As he came down I
hit him a slight blow over the nose with a rotten
stick, hoping only to confuse him a little, but much
to my surprise and mortification he dropped to the
ground and rolled down the hill dead, having succumbed
to a blow that a woodchuck or a coon would hardly have
regarded at all. Thus does the easy, passive mode
of defense of the porcupine not only dull his wits,
but it makes frail and brittle the thread of his life.
He has had no struggles or battles to harden and toughen
him.
That blunt nose of his is as tender
as a baby’s, and he is snuffed out by a blow
that would hardly bewilder for a moment any other
forest animal, unless it be the skunk, another sluggish
non-combatant of our woodlands. Immunity from
foes, from effort, from struggle is always purchased
with a price.
Certain of our natural history romancers
have taken liberties with the porcupine in one respect:
they have shown him made up into a ball and rolling
down a hill. One writer makes him do this in
a sportive mood; he rolls down a long hill in the woods,
and at the bottom he is a ragged mass of leaves which
his quills have impaled an apparition that
nearly frightened a rabbit out of its wits. Let
any one who knows the porcupine try to fancy it performing
a feat like this!
Another romancer makes his porcupine
roll himself into a ball when attacked by a panther,
and then on a nudge from his enemy roll down a snowy
incline into the water. I believe the little
European hedgehog can roll itself up into something
like a ball, but our porcupine does not. I have
tried all sorts of tricks with him, and made all sorts
of assaults upon him, at different times, and I have
never yet seen him assume the globular form. It
would not be the best form for him to assume, because
it would partly expose his vulnerable under side.
The one thing the porcupine seems bent upon doing
at all times is to keep right side up with care.
His attitude of defense is crouching close to the ground,
head drawn in and pressed down, the circular shield
of large quills upon his back opened and extended
as far as possible, and the tail stretched back rigid
and held close upon the ground. “Now come
on,” he says, “if you want to.”
The tail is his weapon of active defense; with it
he strikes upward like lightning, and drives the quills
into whatever they touch. In his chapter called
“In Panoply of Spears,” Mr. Roberts paints
the porcupine without taking any liberties with the
creature’s known habits. He portrays one
characteristic of the porcupine very felicitously:
“As the porcupine made his resolute way through
the woods, the manner of his going differed from that
of all the other kindreds of the wild. He went
not furtively. He had no particular objection
to making a noise. He did not consider it necessary
to stop every little while, stiffen himself to a monument
of immobility, cast wary glances about the gloom,
and sniff the air for the taint of enemies. He
did not care who knew of his coming, and he did not
greatly care who came. Behind his panoply of
biting spears he felt himself secure, and in that security
he moved as if he held in fee the whole green, shadowy,
perilous woodland world.”