BY JOHN GALSWORTHY
Persons of the play.
Sir William Cheshire, a baronet
lady Cheshire, his wife
Bill, their eldest son
Harold, their second son
Ronald Keith(in the Lancers), their son-in-law
Christine (his wife), their eldest daughter
Dot, their second daughter
Joan, their third daughter
Mabel Lanfarne, their guest
the reverend John latter, engaged
to Joan
old Studdenham, the head-keeper
Freda Studdenham, the lady’s-maid
young Dunning, the under-keeper
rose Taylor, a village girl
Jackson, the butler
Charles, a footman
Time: The present. The action passes
on December 7 and 8 at the
Cheshires’ country house, in one of the shires.
Act I scene I. The hall; before dinner.
Scene II.
The hall; after dinner.
Act II. Lady Cheshire’s morning room;
after breakfast.
Act III. The smoking-room; tea-time.
A
night elapses between Acts I. and II.
ActI
Scene I.
The scene is a well-lighted, and large,
oak-panelled hall, with an air of being lived
in, and a broad, oak staircase. The dining-room,
drawing-room, billiard-room, all open into it; and
under the staircase a door leads to the servants’
quarters. In a huge fireplace a log fire
is burning. There are tiger-skins on the
floor, horns on the walls; and a writing-table against
the wall opposite the fireplace. Freda
Studdenham, a pretty, pale girl with dark
eyes, in the black dress of a lady’s-maid, is
standing at the foot of the staircase with a bunch
of white roses in one hand, and a bunch of yellow
roses in the other. A door closes above,
and sir William Cheshire, in evening
dress, comes downstairs. He is perhaps
fifty-eight, of strong build, rather bull-necked,
with grey eyes, and a well-coloured face, whose
choleric autocracy is veiled by a thin urbanity.
He speaks before he reaches the bottom.
Sir William. Well, Freda! Nice
roses. Who are they for?
Freda. My lady told me to give the yellow
to Mrs. Keith, Sir
William, and the white to Miss Lanfarne, for their
first evening.
Sir William. Capital.
[Passing on towards the drawing-room] Your father
coming up to-night?
Freda. Yes.
Sir William. Be good
enough to tell him I specially want to see him here
after dinner, will you?
Freda. Yes, Sir William.
Sir William. By the
way, just ask him to bring the game-book in, if he’s
got it.
He goes out into the drawing-room;
and Freda stands restlessly tapping her
foot against the bottom stair. With a flutter
of skirts Christine Keith comes rapidly
down. She is a nice-looking, fresh-coloured
young woman in a low-necked dress.
Christine. Hullo, Freda! How are
you?
Freda. Quite well, thank you, Miss Christine Mrs.
Keith, I mean.
My lady told me to give you these.
Christine. [Taking the roses] Oh! Thanks!
How sweet of mother!
Freda. [In a quick, toneless voice] The others
are for Miss Lanfarne.
My lady thought white would suit her better.
Christine. They suit you in that black
dress.
[Freda lowers the
roses quickly.]
What do you think of Joan’s engagement?
Freda. It’s very nice for her.
Christine. I say, Freda, have they been
going hard at rehearsals?
Freda. Every day. Miss Dot gets very
cross, stage-managing.
Christine. I do hate learning a part.
Thanks awfully for unpacking.
Any news?
Freda. [In the same quick, dull
voice] The under-keeper, Dunning, won’t marry
Rose Taylor, after all.
Christine. What a shame!
But I say that’s serious. I thought there
was she was I mean
Freda. He’s taken up with another
girl, they say.
Christine. Too bad! [Pinning
the roses] D’you know if Mr. Bill’s come?
Freda. [With a swift upward look] Yes, by the
six-forty.
Ronald Keith
comes slowly down, a weathered firm-lipped man, in
evening dress, with
eyelids half drawn over his keen eyes, and
the air of a horseman.
Keith. Hallo! Roses
in December. I say, Freda, your father missed
a wigging this morning when they drew blank at Warnham’s
spinney. Where’s that litter of little
foxes?
Freda. [Smiling faintly] I
expect father knows, Captain Keith.
Keith. You bet he does.
Emigration? Or thin air? What?
Christine. Studdenham’d
never shoot a fox, Ronny. He’s been here
since the flood.
Keith. There’s more ways of killing
a cat eh, Freda?
Christine. [Moving with her husband towards
the drawing-room] Young
Dunning won’t marry that girl, Ronny.
Keith. Phew! Wouldn’t
be in his shoes, then! Sir William’ll never
keep a servant who’s made a scandal in the village,
old girl. Bill come?
As they disappear from the hall, John
latter in a clergyman’s evening dress,
comes sedately downstairs, a tall, rather pale young
man, with something in him, as it were, both of heaven,
and a drawing-room. He passes Freda
with a formal little nod. Harold, a
fresh-cheeked, cheery-looking youth, comes down, three
steps at a time.
Harold. Hallo, Freda!
Patience on the monument. Let’s have a
sniff! For Miss Lanfarne? Bill come down
yet?
Freda. No, Mr. Harold.
Harold crosses the hall, whistling,
and follows latter into the drawing-room.
There is the sound of a scuffle above, and a voice
crying: “Shut up, Dot!” And Joan
comes down screwing her head back. She
is pretty and small, with large clinging eyes.
Joan. Am I all right behind, Freda?
That beast, Dot!
Freda. Quite, Miss Joan.
DOT’s face, like
a full moon, appears over the upper banisters.
She too comes running
down, a frank figure, with the face of a
rebel.
Dot. You little being!
Joan. [Flying towards the drawing-roam, is overtaken
at the door]
Oh! Dot! You’re pinching!
As they disappear into
the drawing-room, Mabel Lanfarne, a tall
girl with a rather charming
Irish face, comes slowly down. And
at sight of her FREDA’s
whole figure becomes set and meaningfull.
Freda. For you, Miss Lanfarne, from my
lady.
Mabel. [In whose speech is a
touch of wilful Irishry] How sweet! [Fastening the
roses] And how are you, Freda?
Freda. Very well, thank you.
Mabel. And your father?
Hope he’s going to let me come out with the
guns again.
Freda. [Stolidly] He’ll be delighted,
I’m sure.
Mabel. Ye-es! I haven’t
forgotten his face-last time.
Freda. You stood with Mr. Bill. He’s
better to stand with than Mr.
Harold, or Captain Keith?
Mabel. He didn’t touch a feather,
that day.
Freda. People don’t when they’re
anxious to do their best.
A gong sounds. And Mabel
Lanfarne, giving Freda a rather inquisitive
stare, moves on to the drawing-room. Left alone
without the roses, Freda still lingers.
At the slamming of a door above, and hasty footsteps,
she shrinks back against the stairs. Bill
runs down, and comes on her suddenly. He is a
tall, good-looking edition of his father, with
the same stubborn look of veiled choler.
Bill. Freda! [And as she
shrinks still further back] what’s the matter?
[Then at some sound he looks round uneasily and draws
away from her] Aren’t you glad to see me?
Freda. I’ve something to say to you,
Mr. Bill. After dinner.
Bill. Mister ?
She passes him, and rushes away upstairs.
And Bill, who stands frowning and looking
after her, recovers himself sharply as the drawing-room
door is opened, and sir William and Miss
Lanfarne come forth, followed by Keith,
Dot, Harold, Christine, latter,
and Joan, all leaning across each other,
and talking. By herself, behind them, comes
lady Cheshire, a refined-looking woman
of fifty, with silvery dark hair, and an expression
at once gentle, and ironic. They move across
the hall towards the dining-room.
Sir William. Ah! Bill.
Mabel. How do you do?
Keith. How are you, old chap?
Dot. [gloomily] Do you know your part?
Harold. Hallo, old man!
Christine gives her brother a
flying kiss. Joan and latter pause
and look at him shyly without speech.
Bill. [Putting his hand on JOAN’s shoulder]
Good luck, you two!
Well mother?
Lady Cheshire. Well,
my dear boy! Nice to see you at last. What
a long time!
She draws his arm through
hers, and they move towards the
dining-room.
The curtain falls.
The curtain rises again
at once.
Scene II.
Christine, lady
Cheshire, Dot, Mabel Lanfarne,
and Joan, are returning
to the hall after dinner.
Christine. [in a low voice]
Mother, is it true about young Dunning and Rose Taylor?
Lady Cheshire. I’m afraid so,
dear.
Christine. But can’t they be
Dot. Ah! ah-h! [Christine
and her mother are silent.] My child, I’m not
the young person.
Christine. No, of course not only [nodding
towards Joan and
Mable].
Dot. Look here! This is just an instance
of what I hate.
Lady Cheshire. My dear? Another
one?
Dot. Yes, mother, and don’t
you pretend you don’t understand, because you
know you do.
Christine. Instance? Of what?
Joan and Mabel have ceased talking, and
listen, still at the fire.
Dot. Humbug, of course.
Why should you want them to marry, if he’s
tired of her?
Christine. [Ironically] Well!
If your imagination doesn’t carry you as far
as that!
Dot. When people marry,
do you believe they ought to be in love with each
other?
Christine. [With a shrug] That’s not the
point.
Dot. Oh? Were you in love with Ronny?
Christine. Don’t be idiotic!
Dot. Would you have married him if you
hadn’t been?
Christine. Of course not!
Joan. Dot! You are!
Dot. Hallo! my little snipe!
Lady Cheshire. Dot, dear!
Dot. Don’t shut me
up, mother! [To Joan.] Are you in love with
John? [Joan turns hurriedly to the fire.] Would
you be going to marry him if you were not?
Christine. You are a brute, Dot.
Dot. Is Mabel in love with whoever
she is in love with?
Mabel. And I wonder who that is.
Dot. Well, would you marry him if you weren’t?
Mabel. No, I would not.
Dot. Now, mother; did you love father?
Christine. Dot, you really are awful.
Dot. [Rueful and detached] Well, it is a bit
too thick, perhaps.
Joan. Dot!
Dot. Well, mother, did you I
mean quite calmly?
Lady Cheshire. Yes, dear, quite calmly.
Dot. Would you have married
him if you hadn’t? [Lady Cheshire shakes
her head] Then we’re all agreed!
Mabel. Except yourself.
Dot. [Grimly] Even if I loved
him, he might think himself lucky if I married him.
Mabel. Indeed, and I’m not so sure.
Dot. [Making a face at her] What I was going
to
Lady Cheshire. But don’t you
think, dear, you’d better not?
Dot. Well, I won’t
say what I was going to say, but what I do say is Why
the devil
Lady Cheshire. Quite so, Dot!
Dot. [A little disconcerted.]
If they’re tired of each other, they ought
not to marry, and if father’s going to make them
Christine. You don’t
understand in the least. It’s for the sake
of the
Dot. Out with it, Old Sweetness!
The approaching infant! God bless it!
There is a sudden silence,
for Keith and latter are seen coming
from the dining-room.
Latter. That must be so, Ronny.
Keith. No, John; not a bit of it!
Latter. You don’t think!
Keith. Good Gad, who wants to think after
dinner!
Dot. Come on! Let’s
play pool. [She turns at the billiard-room door.]
Look here! Rehearsal to-morrow is directly after
breakfast; from “Eccles enters breathless”
to the end.
Mabel. Whatever made you
choose “Caste,” Dot? You know
it’s awfully difficult.
Dot. Because it’s
the only play that’s not too advanced. [The
girls all go into the billiard-room.]
Lady Cheshire. Where’s Bill,
Ronny?
Keith. [With a grimace] I rather think Sir
William and he are in
Committee of Supply Mem-Sahib.
Lady Cheshire. Oh!
She looks uneasily at
the dining-room; then follows the girls
out.
Latter. [In the tone of one
resuming an argument] There can’t be two opinions
about it, Ronny. Young Dunning’s refusal
is simply indefensible.
Keith. I don’t agree a bit, John.
Latter. Of course, if you won’t listen.
Keith. [Clipping a cigar] Draw
it mild, my dear chap. We’ve had the whole
thing over twice at least.
Latter. My point is this
Keith. [Regarding latter
quizzically with his halfclosed eyes] I know I
know but the point is, how far your point
is simply professional.
Latter. If a man wrongs a woman, he ought
to right her again.
There’s no answer to that.
Keith. It all depends.
Latter. That’s rank opportunism.
Keith. Rats! Look
here Oh! hang it, John, one can’t
argue this out with a parson.
Latter. [Frigidly] Why not?
Harold. [Who has entered from
the dining-room] Pull devil, pull baker!
Keith. Shut up, Harold!
Latter. “To play the game”
is the religion even of the Army.
Keith. Exactly, but what is the game?
Latter. What else can it be in this case?
Keith. You’re too
puritanical, young John. You can’t help
it line of country laid down for you.
All drag-huntin’! What!
Latter. [With concentration] Look here!
Harold. [Imitating the action of a man pulling
at a horse’s head]
‘Come hup, I say, you hugly beast!’
Keith. [To latter] You’re
not going to draw me, old chap. You don’t
see where you’d land us all. [He smokes calmly]
Latter. How do you imagine
vice takes its rise? From precisely this sort
of thing of young Dunning’s.
Keith. From human nature,
I should have thought, John. I admit that I
don’t like a fellow’s leavin’ a girl
in the lurch; but I don’t see the use in drawin’
hard and fast rules. You only have to break ’em.
Sir William and you would just tie Dunning and the
girl up together, willy-nilly, to save appearances,
and ten to one but there’ll be the deuce to
pay in a year’s time. You can take a horse
to the water, you can’t make him drink.
Latter. I entirely and absolutely disagree
with you.
Harold. Good old John!
Latter. At all events we know where your
principles take you.
Keith. [Rather dangerously]
Where, please? [Harold turns up his eyes, and
points downwards] Dry up, Harold!
Latter. Did you ever hear the story of
Faust?
Keith. Now look here, John;
with all due respect to your cloth, and all the politeness
in the world, you may go to-blazes.
Latter. Well, I must say,
Ronny of all the rude boors [He
turns towards the billiard-room.]
Keith. Sorry I smashed the glass, old chap.
Latter passes out.
There comes a mingled sound through the
opened door, of female
voices, laughter, and the click of
billiard balls, dipped
of by the sudden closing of the door.
Keith. [Impersonally] Deuced
odd, the way a parson puts one’s back up!
Because you know I agree with him really; young Dunning
ought to play the game; and I hope Sir William’ll
make him.
The butler Jackson has entered
from the door under the stairs followed by the
keeper Studdenham, a man between fifty and sixty,
in a full-skirted coat with big pockets, cord breeches,
and gaiters; he has a steady self respecting weathered
face, with blue eyes and a short grey beard,
which has obviously once been red.
Keith. Hullo! Studdenham!
Studdenham. [Touching his forehead] Evenin’,
Captain Keith.
Jackson. Sir William still in the dining-room
with Mr. Bill, sir?
Harold. [With a grimace] He is, Jackson.
Jackson goes out
to the dining-room.
Keith. You’ve shot no pheasants yet,
Studdenham?
Studdenham. No, Sir.
Only birds. We’ll be doin’ the spinneys
and the home covert while you’re down.
Keith. I say, talkin’ of spinneys
He breaks off sharply,
and goes out with Harold into the
billiard-room.
Sir William enters from the dining-room,
applying a gold toothpick
to his front teeth.
Sir William. Ah! Studdenham.
Bad business this, about young
Dunning!
Studdenham. Yes, Sir William.
Sir William. He definitely refuses
to marry her?
Studdenham. He does that.
Sir William. That won’t do,
you know. What reason does he give?
Studdenham. Won’t
say other than that he don’t want no more to
do with her.
Sir William. God bless
me! That’s not a reason. I can’t
have a keeper of mine playing fast and loose in the
village like this. [Turning to lady Cheshire,
who has come in from the billiard-room] That affair
of young Dunning’s, my dear.
Lady Cheshire. Oh! Yes!
I’m so sorry, Studdenham. The poor girl!
Studdenham. [Respectfully] Fancy
he’s got a feeling she’s not his equal,
now, my lady.
Lady Cheshire. [To herself]
Yes, I suppose he has made her his superior.
Sir William. What?
Eh! Quite! Quite! I was just telling
Studdenham the fellow must set the matter straight.
We can’t have open scandals in the village.
If he wants to keep his place he must marry her at
once.
Lady Cheshire. [To her
husband in a low voice] Is it right to force them?
Do you know what the girl wishes, Studdenham?
Studdenham. Shows a spirit,
my lady says she’ll have him willin’
or not.
Lady Cheshire. A spirit?
I see. If they marry like that they’re
sure to be miserable.
Sir William. What!
Doesn’t follow at all. Besides, my dear,
you ought to know by this time, there’s an unwritten
law in these matters. They’re perfectly
well aware that when there are consequences, they
have to take them.
Studdenham. Some o’
these young people, my lady, they don’t put two
and two together no more than an old cock pheasant.
Sir William. I’ll
give him till to-morrow. If he remains obstinate,
he’ll have to go; he’ll get no character,
Studdenham. Let him know what I’ve said.
I like the fellow, he’s a good keeper.
I don’t want to lose him. But this sort
of thing I won’t have. He must toe the
mark or take himself off. Is he up here to-night?
Studdenham. Hangin’
partridges, Sir William. Will you have him in?
Sir William. [Hesitating] Yes yes.
I’ll see him.
Studdenham. Good-night to you, my lady.
Lady Cheshire. Freda’s not looking
well, Studdenham.
Studdenham. She’s
a bit pernickitty with her food, that’s where
it is.
Lady Cheshire. I must try and make
her eat.
Sir William. Oh! Studdenham.
We’ll shoot the home covert first.
What did we get last year?
Studdenham. [Producing the game-book;
but without reference to it] Two hundred and fifty-three
pheasants, eleven hares, fifty-two rabbits, three
woodcock, sundry.
Sir William. Sundry?
Didn’t include a fox did it? [Gravely] I was
seriously upset this morning at Warnham’s spinney
SUDDENHAM. [Very gravely] You don’t
say, Sir William; that four-year-old he du look a
handful!
Sir William. [With a sharp
look] You know well enough what I mean.
Studdenham. [Unmoved] Shall
I send young Dunning, Sir William?
Sir William
gives a short, sharp nod, and Studdenham retires
by
the door under the stairs.
Sir William. Old fox!
Lady Cheshire. Don’t be too
hard on Dunning. He’s very young.
Sir William. [Patting her
arm] My dear, you don’t understand young fellows,
how should you?
Lady Cheshire. [With her
faint irony] A husband and two sons not counting.
[Then as the door under the stairs is opened] Bill,
now do
Sir William. I’ll
be gentle with him. [Sharply] Come in!
Lady Cheshire retires to
the billiard-room. She gives a look back
and a half smile at young Dunning, a fair young
man dressed in broom cords and leggings, and
holding his cap in his hand; then goes out.
Sir William. Evenin’, Dunning.
Dunning. [Twisting his cap] Evenin’, Sir
William.
Sir William. Studdenham’s told
you what I want to see you about?
Dunning. Yes, Sir.
Sir William. The thing’s
in your hands. Take it or leave it. I
don’t put pressure on you. I simply won’t
have this sort of thing on my estate.
Dunning. I’d like to say, Sir William,
that she [He stops].
Sir William. Yes,
I daresay-Six of one and half a dozen of the other.
Can’t go into that.
Dunning. No, Sir William.
Sir William. I’m
quite mild with you. This is your first place.
If you leave here you’ll get no character.
Dunning. I never meant any harm, sir.
Sir William. My good fellow, you know
the custom of the country.
Dunning. Yes, Sir William, but
Sir William. You should
have looked before you leaped. I’m not
forcing you. If you refuse you must go, that’s
all.
Dunning. Yes. Sir William.
Sir William. Well, now go along and
take a day to think it over.
Bill, who has sauntered
moody from the diningroom, stands by the
stairs listening.
Catching sight of him, Dunning raises his
hand to his forelock.
Dunning. Very good, Sir
William. [He turns, fumbles, and turns again] My
old mother’s dependent on me
Sir William. Now, Dunning, I’ve
no more to say.
[Dunning goes sadly
away under the stairs.]
Sir William. [Following] And look here!
Just understand this
[He too goes out....]
Bill, lighting
a cigarette, has approached the writing-table.
He looks very glum.
The billiard-room door is flung open.
Mabel Lanfarne
appears, and makes him a little curtsey.
Mabel. Against my will I am bidden to bring
you in to pool.
Bill. Sorry! I’ve got letters.
Mabel. You seem to have become very conscientious.
Bill. Oh! I don’t know.
Mabel. Do you remember the last day of
the covert shooting?
Bits. I do.
Mabel. [Suddenly] What a pretty girl Freda
Studdenham’s grown!
Bill. Has she?
Mabel. “She walks in beauty.”
Bill. Really? Hadn’t noticed.
Mabel. Have you been taking lessons in
conversation?
Bill. Don’t think so.
Mabel. Oh! [There is a silence] Mr. Cheshire!
Bill. Miss Lanfarne!
Mabel. What’s the
matter with you? Aren’t you rather queer,
considering that I don’t bite, and was rather
a pal!
Bill. [Stolidly] I’m sorry.
Then seeing that his
mother has came in from the billiard-room,
he sits down at the
writing-table.
Lady Cheshire. Mabel, dear, do take
my cue. Won’t you play too,
Bill, and try and stop Ronny, he’s too terrible?
Bill. Thanks. I’ve got these
letters.
Mabel taking the cue passes back
into the billiard-room, whence comes out the sound
of talk and laughter.
Lady Cheshire. [Going over and standing
behind her son’s chair]
Anything wrong, darling?
Bill. Nothing, thanks.
[Suddenly] I say, I wish you hadn’t asked
that girl here.
Lady Cheshire. Mabel!
Why? She’s wanted for rehearsals.
I thought you got on so well with her last Christmas.
Bill. [With a sort of sullen exasperation.]
A year ago.
Lady Cheshire. The
girls like her, so does your father; personally I
must say I think she’s rather nice and Irish.
Bill. She’s all right, I daresay.
He looks round as if
to show his mother that he wishes to be
left alone. But
lady Cheshire, having seen that he is about
to
look at her, is not
looking at him.
Lady Cheshire. I’m afraid your
father’s been talking to you, Bill.
Bill. He has.
Lady Cheshire. Debts?
Do try and make allowances. [With a faint smile]
Of course he is a little
Bill. He is.
Lady Cheshire. I wish I could
Bill. Oh, Lord! Don’t you get
mixed up in it!
Lady Cheshire. It seems almost a pity
that you told him.
Bill. He wrote and asked me point blank
what I owed.
Lady Cheshire. Oh!
[Forcing herself to speak in a casual voice] I happen
to have a little money, Bill I think it
would be simpler if
Bill. Now look here, mother,
you’ve tried that before. I can’t
help spending money, I never shall be able, unless
I go to the Colonies, or something of the kind.
Lady Cheshire. Don’t talk like
that, dear!
Bill. I would, for two straws!
Lady Cheshire. It’s
only because your father thinks such a lot of the
place, and the name, and your career. The Cheshires
are all like that. They’ve been here so
long; they’re all root.
Bill. Deuced funny business my career will
be, I expect!
Lady Cheshire. [Fluttering,
but restraining herself lest he should see] But, Bill,
why must you spend more than your allowance?
Bill. Why anything? I didn’t
make myself.
Lady Cheshire. I’m
afraid we did that. It was inconsiderate, perhaps.
Bill. Yes, you’d better have left
me out.
Lady Cheshire. But why are you so Only
a little fuss about money!
Bill. Ye-es.
Lady Cheshire. You’re not keeping
anything from me, are you?
Bill. [Facing her] No. [He
then turns very deliberately to the writing things,
and takes up a pen] I must write these letters, please.
Lady Cheshire. Bill,
if there’s any real trouble, you will tell me,
won’t you?
Bill. There’s nothing whatever.
He suddenly gets up and walks about.
Lady Cheshire, too, moves over to
the fireplace, and after an uneasy look at him, turns
to the fire. Then, as if trying to switch
of his mood, she changes the subject abruptly.
Lady Cheshire. Isn’t
it a pity about young Dunning? I’m so sorry
for Rose Taylor.
There is a silence.
Stealthily under the staircase Freda has
entered, and seeing
only Bill, advances to speak to him.
Bill. [Suddenly] Oh! well, you
can’t help these things in the country.
As he speaks, Freda
stops dead, perceiving that he is not alone;
Bill, too, catching
sight of her, starts.
Lady Cheshire. [Still speaking
to the fire] It seems dreadful to force him.
I do so believe in people doing things of their own
accord. [Then seeing Freda standing so uncertainly
by the stairs] Do you want me, Freda?
Freda. Only your cloak, my lady.
Shall I begin it?
At this moment sir
William enters from the drawing-room.
Lady Cheshire. Yes, yes.
Sir William. [Genially]
Can you give me another five minutes, Bill? [Pointing
to the billiard-room] We’ll come directly, my
dear.
Freda, with a look
at Bill, has gone back whence she came; and
lady Cheshire
goes reluctantly away into the billiard-room.
Sir William. I shall
give young Dunning short shrift. [He moves over to
the fireplace and divides hip coat-tails] Now, about
you, Bill! I don’t want to bully you the
moment you come down, but you know, this can’t
go on. I’ve paid your debts twice.
Shan’t pay them this time unless I see a disposition
to change your mode of life. [A pause] You get your
extravagance from your mother. She’s very
queer [A pause] All the Winterleighs
are like that about money....
Bill. Mother’s particularly
generous, if that’s what you mean.
Sir William. [Drily] We
will put it that way. [A pause] At the present moment
you owe, as I understand it, eleven hundred pounds.
Bill. About that.
Sir William. Mere flea-bite. [A pause]
I’ve a proposition to make.
Bill. Won’t it do to-morrow, sir?
Sir William. “To-morrow”
appears to be your motto in life.
Bill. Thanks!
Sir William. I’m
anxious to change it to-day. [Bill looks at him
in silence] It’s time you took your position
seriously, instead of hanging about town, racing,
and playing polo, and what not.
Bill. Go ahead!
At something dangerous
in his voice, sir William modifies his
attitude.
Sir, William. The
proposition’s very simple. I can’t
suppose anything so rational and to your advantage
will appeal to you, but [drily] I mention it.
Marry a nice girl, settle down, and stand for the
division; you can have the Dower House and fifteen
hundred a year, and I’ll pay your debts into
the bargain. If you’re elected I’ll
make it two thousand. Plenty of time to work
up the constituency before we kick out these infernal
Rads. Carpetbagger against you; if you go hard
at it in the summer, it’ll be odd if you don’t
manage to get in your three days a week, next season.
You can take Rocketer and that four-year-old he’s
well up to your weight, fully eight and a half inches
of bone. You’ll only want one other.
And if Miss if your wife means to hunt
Bill. You’ve chosen my wife, then?
Sir William. [With a quick
look] I imagine, you’ve some girl in your mind.
Bill. Ah!
Sir William: Used not
to be unnatural at your age. I married your
mother at twenty-eight. Here you are, eldest
son of a family that stands for something. The
more I see of the times the more I’m convinced
that everybody who is anybody has got to buckle to,
and save the landmarks left. Unless we’re
true to our caste, and prepared to work for it, the
landed classes are going to go under to this infernal
democratic spirit in the air. The outlook’s
very serious. We’re threatened in a hundred
ways. If you mean business, you’ll want
a wife. When I came into the property I should
have been lost without your mother.
Bill. I thought this was coming.
Sir William. [With a certain
geniality] My dear fellow, I don’t want to
put a pistol to your head. You’ve had a
slack rein so far. I’ve never objected
to your sowing a few wild oats-so long as you er [Unseen
by sir William, Bill makes a sudden
movement] Short of that at all events,
I’ve not inquired into your affairs. I
can only judge by the er pecuniary
evidence you’ve been good enough to afford me
from time to time. I imagine you’ve lived
like a good many young men in your position I’m
not blaming you, but there’s a time for all
things.
Bill. Why don’t you
say outright that you want me to marry Mabel Lanfarne?
Sits William. Well,
I do. Girl’s a nice one. Good family got
a little money rides well. Isn’t
she good-looking enough for you, or what?
Bill. Quite, thanks.
Sir William. I understood
from your mother that you and she were on good terms.
Bill. Please don’t drag mother into
it.
Sir William. [With dangerous
politeness] Perhaps you’ll be good enough to
state your objections.
Bill. Must we go on with this?
Sir William. I’ve
never asked you to do anything for me before; I expect
you to pay attention now. I’ve no wish
to dragoon you into this particular marriage.
If you don’t care for Miss Lanfarne, marry
a girl you’re fond of.
Bill. I refuse.
Sir William. In that
case you know what to look out for. [With a sudden
rush of choler] You young.... [He checks himself
and stands glaring at Bill, who glares back at
him] This means, I suppose, that you’ve got
some entanglement or other.
Bill. Suppose what you like, sir.
Sits William. I warn you, if you play
the blackguard
Bill. You can’t force me like young
Dunning.
Hearing the raised voices
lady Cheshire has come back from the
billiard-room.
Lady Cheshire. [Closing the door] What
is it?
Sir William. You deliberately refuse!
Go away, Dorothy.
Lady Cheshire. [Resolutely] I haven’t
seen Bill for two months.
Sir William. What! [Hesitating]
Well we must talk it over again.
Lady Cheshire. Come
to the billiard-room, both of you! Bill, do
finish those letters!
With a deft movement she draws sir
William toward the billiard-room, and glances
back at Bill before going out, but he has
turned to the writing-table. When the door is
closed, Bill looks into the drawing-room,
them opens the door under the stairs; and backing
away towards the writing-table, sits down there,
and takes up a pen. Freda who has evidently
been waiting, comes in and stands by the table.
Bill. I say, this is dangerous, you know.
Freda. Yes but I must.
Bill. Well, then [With
natural recklessness] Aren’t you going to kiss
me?
Without moving she looks
at him with a sort of miserable inquiry.
Bill. Do you know you haven’t
seen me for eight weeks?
Freda. Quite long enough for
you to have forgotten.
Bill. Forgotten! I don’t forget
people so soon.
Freda. No?
Bill. What’s the matter with you,
Freda?
Freda. [After a long look] It’ll never
be as it was.
Bill. [Jumping up] How d’you mean?
Freda. I’ve got something
for you. [She takes a diamond ring out of her dress
and holds it out to him] I’ve not worn it since
Cromer.
Bill. Now, look here
Freda. I’ve had my holiday; I shan’t
get another in a hurry.
Bill. Freda!
Freda. You’ll be
glad to be free. That fortnight’s all you
really loved me in.
Bill. [Putting his hands on her arms] I swear
Freda. [Between her teeth] Miss Lanfarne need
never know about me.
Bill. So that’s it! I’ve
told you a dozen times nothing’s changed.
[Freda looks at
him and smiles.]
Bill. Oh! very well! If you will
make yourself miserable.
Freda. Everybody will be pleased.
Bill. At what?
Freda. When you marry her.
Bill. This is too bad.
Freda. It’s what always happens even
when it’s not a gentleman.
Bill. That’s enough.
Freda. But I’m not
like that girl down in the village. You needn’t
be afraid I’ll say anything when it
comes. That’s what I had to tell you.
Bill. What!
Freda. I can keep a secret.
Bill. Do you mean this? [She bows her
head.]
Bill. Good God!
Freda. Father brought me
up not to whine. Like the puppies when they
hold them up by their tails. [With a sudden break
in her voice] Oh! Bill!
Bill. [With his head down, seizing
her hands] Freda! [He breaks away from her towards
the fire] Good God!
She stands looking at him, then quietly
slips away by the door under the staircase.
Bill turns to speak to her, and sees that
she has gone. He walks up to the fireplace,
and grips the mantelpiece.
Bill. By Jove! This is !
The curtain
falls.
ActII
The scene is lady CHESHIRE’s
morning room, at ten o’clock on the following
day. It is a pretty room, with white panelled
walls; and chrysanthemums and carmine lilies
in bowls. A large bow window overlooks
the park under a sou’-westerly sky. A piano
stands open; a fire is burning; and the morning’s
correspondence is scattered on a writing-table.
Doors opposite each other lead to the maid’s
workroom, and to a corridor. Lady Cheshire
is standing in the middle of the room, looking
at an opera cloak, which Freda is holding
out.
Lady Cheshire. Well,
Freda, suppose you just give it up!
Freda. I don’t like to be beaten.
Lady Cheshire. You’re not to
worry over your work. And by the way,
I promised your father to make you eat more. [Freda
smiles.]
Lady Cheshire. It’s
all very well to smile. You want bracing up.
Now don’t be naughty. I shall give you
a tonic. And I think you had better put that
cloak away.
Freda. I’d rather have one more try,
my lady.
Lady Cheshire. [Sitting doom at her writing-table]
Very well.
Freda goes out
into her workroom, as Jackson comes in from the
corridor.
Jackson. Excuse me, my
lady. There’s a young woman from the village,
says you wanted to see her.
Lady Cheshire. Rose
Taylor? Ask her to come in. Oh! and Jackson
the car for the meet please at half-past ten.
Jackson having bowed and withdrawn,
lady Cheshire rises with worked signs
of nervousness, which she has only just suppressed,
when rose Taylor, a stolid country girl,
comes in and stands waiting by the door.
Lady Cheshire. Well, Rose. Do
come in!
[Rose advances
perhaps a couple of steps.]
Lady Cheshire. I just wondered whether
you’d like to ask my advice.
Your engagement with Dunning’s broken off, isn’t
it?
Rose. Yes but I’ve told
him he’s got to marry me.
Lady Cheshire. I see! And you
think that’ll be the wisest thing?
Rose. [Stolidly] I don’t know, my lady.
He’s got to.
Lady Cheshire. I do hope you’re
a little fond of him still.
Rose. I’m not. He don’t
deserve it.
Lady Cheshire: And do
you think he’s quite lost his affection for
you?
Rose. I suppose so, else
he wouldn’t treat me as he’s done.
He’s after that that He
didn’t ought to treat me as if I was dead.
Lady Cheshire. No,
no of course. But you will think it
all well over, won’t you?
Rose. I’ve a got
nothing to think over, except what I know of.
Lady Cheshire. But
for you both to marry in that spirit! You know
it’s for life, Rose. [Looking into her face]
I’m always ready to help you.
Rose. [Dropping a very slight
curtsey] Thank you, my lady, but I think he ought
to marry me. I’ve told him he ought.
Lady Cheshire. [Sighing]
Well, that’s all I wanted to say. It’s
a question of your self-respect; I can’t give
you any real advice. But just remember that
if you want a friend
Rose. [With a gulp] I’m
not so ’ard, really. I only want him to
do what’s right by me.
Lady Cheshire. [With a
little lift of her eyebrow gently] Yes,
yes I see.
Rose. [Glancing back at the
door] I don’t like meeting the servants.
Lady Cheshire. Come
along, I’ll take you out another way. [As they
reach the door, Dot comes in.]
Dot. [With a glance at rose]
Can we have this room for the mouldy rehearsal, Mother?
Lady Cheshire. Yes, dear, you can
air it here.
Holding the door open
for rose she follows her out. And Dot,
with a book of “Caste”
in her hand, arranges the room according
to a diagram.
Dot. Chair chair table chair Dash!
Table piano fire window!
[Producing a pocket comb] Comb for Eccles. Cradle? Cradle [She
viciously dumps a waste-paper basket down, and drops
a footstool into it] Brat! [Then reading from the
book gloomily] “Enter Eccles breathless.
Esther and Polly rise-Esther puts on lid of bandbox.”
Bandbox!
Searching for something to represent
a bandbox, she opens the workroom door.
Dot. Freda?
Freda comes in.
Dot. I say, Freda. Anything the matter?
You seem awfully down.
[Freda does not
answer.]
Dot. You haven’t looked anything
of a lollipop lately.
Freda. I’m quite all right, thank
you, Miss Dot.
Dot. Has Mother been givin’ you a
tonic?
Freda. [Smiling a little] Not yet.
Dot. That doesn’t account for it
then. [With a sudden warm impulse]
What is it, Freda?
Freda. Nothing.
Dot. [Switching of on a different
line of thought] Are you very busy this morning?
Freda. Only this cloak for my lady.
Dot. Oh! that can wait.
I may have to get you in to prompt, if I can’t
keep ’em straight. [Gloomily] They stray so.
Would you mind?
Freda. [Stolidly] I shall be very glad, Miss
Dot.
Dot. [Eyeing her dubiously] All right.
Let’s see what did I want?
Joan has come in.
Joan. Look here, Dot; about
the baby in this scene. I’m sure I ought
to make more of it.
Dot. Romantic little beast!
[She plucks the footstool out by one ear, and holds
it forth] Let’s see you try!
Joan. [Recoiling] But, Dot,
what are we really going to have for the baby?
I can’t rehearse with that thing. Can’t
you suggest something, Freda?
Freda. Borrow a real one,
Miss Joan. There are some that don’t count
much.
Joan. Freda, how horrible!
Dot. [Dropping the footstool
back into the basket] You’ll just put up with
what you’re given.
Then as Christine
and Mabel Lanfarne Come in, Freda turns
abruptly and goes out.
Dot. Buck up! Where
are Bill and Harold? [To Joan] Go and find them,
mouse-cat.
But Bill and Harold,
followed by latter, are already in the
doorway. They
come in, and latter, stumbling over the
waste-paper basket,
takes it up to improve its position.
Dot. Drop that cradle,
John! [As he picks the footstool out of it] Leave
the baby in! Now then! Bill, you enter
there! [She points to the workroom door where Bill
and Mabel range themselves close to the piano;
while Harold goes to the window] John! get off
the stage! Now then, “Eccles enters breathless,
Esther and Polly rise.” Wait a minute.
I know now. [She opens the workroom door] Freda,
I wanted a bandbox.
Harold. [Cheerfully] I hate
beginning to rehearse, you know, you feel such a fool.
Dot. [With her bandbox-gloomily]
You’ll feel more of a fool when you have begun.
[To Bill, who is staring into the workroom] Shut
the door. Now. [Bill shuts the door.]
Latter. [Advancing] Look here!
I want to clear up a point of psychology before we
start.
Dot. Good Lord!
Latter. When I bring in
the milk ought I to bring it in seriously
as if I were accustomed I mean, I maintain
that if I’m
Joan. Oh! John, but
I don’t think it’s meant that you should
Dot. Shut up! Go
back, John! Blow the milk! Begin, begin,
begin! Bill!
Latter. [Turning round and again
advancing] But I think you underrate the importance
of my entrance altogether.
Mabel. Oh! no, Mr. Latter!
Latter. I don’t in
the least want to destroy the balance of the scene,
but I do want to be clear about the spirit. What
is the spirit?
Dot. [With gloom] Rollicking!
Latter. Well, I don’t
think so. We shall run a great risk, with this
play, if we rollick.
Dot. Shall we? Now look here !
Mabel. [Softly to Bill] Mr. Cheshire!
Bill. [Desperately] Let’s get on!
Dot. [Waving latter back] Begin, begin!
At last!
[But Jackson has
came in.]
Jackson. [To Christine]
Studdenham says, Mm, if the young ladies want to see
the spaniel pups, he’s brought ’em round.
Joan. [Starting up] Oh! come ’on, John!
[She flies towards the
door, followed by latter.]
Dot. [Gesticulating with her book] Stop!
You
[Christine and
Harold also rush past.]
Dot. [Despairingly] First pick! [Tearing her
hair] Pigs! Devils!
[She rushes after them.
Bill and Mabel are left alone.]
Mabel. [Mockingly] And don’t you want
one of the spaniel pups?
Bill. [Painfully reserved and
sullen, and conscious of the workroom door] Can’t
keep a dog in town. You can have one, if you
like. The breeding’s all right.
Mabel. Sixth Pick?
Bill. The girls’ll
give you one of theirs. They only fancy they
want ’em.
Mann. [Moving nearer to him, with
her hands clasped behind her] You know, you remind
me awfully of your father. Except that you’re
not nearly so polite. I don’t understand
you English-lords of the soil. The way you have
of disposing of your females. [With a sudden change
of voice] What was the matter with you last night?
[Softly] Won’t you tell me?
Bill. Nothing to tell.
Mabel. Ah! no, Mr. Bill.
Bill. [Almost succumbing to
her voice then sullenly] Worried, I suppose.
Mabel. [Returning to her mocking] Quite got
over it?
Bill. Don’t chaff me, please.
Mabel. You really are rather formidable.
Bill. Thanks.
Mabel, But, you know, I love to cross a field
where there’s a bull.
Bill. Really! Very interesting.
Mabel. The way of their
only seeing one thing at a time. [She moves back
as he advances] And overturning people on the journey.
Bill. Hadn’t you better be a little
careful?
Mabel. And never to see
the hedge until they’re stuck in it. And
then straight from that hedge into the opposite one.
Bill. [Savagely] What makes
you bait me this morning of all mornings?
Mabel. The beautiful morning! [Suddenly]
It must be dull for poor
Freda working in there with all this fun going on?
Bill. [Glancing at the door] Fun you call it?
Mabel, To go back to you, now Mr.
Cheshire.
Bill. No.
Mabel, You always make me feel
so Irish. Is it because you’re so English,
d’you think? Ah! I can see him moving
his ears. Now he’s pawing the ground He’s
started!
Bill. Miss Lanfarne!
Mabel. [Still backing away from
him, and drawing him on with her eyes and smile]
You can’t help coming after me! [Then with a
sudden change to a sort of sierra gravity] Can you?
You’ll feel that when I’ve gone.
They stand quite still,
looking into each other’s eyes and
Freda, who has
opened the door of the workroom stares at them.
Mabel. Here’s
the stile. Adieu, Monsieur lé
taureau!
She puts her hand behind
her, opens the door, and slips through,
leaving Bill to
turn, following the direction of her eyes, and
see Freda with
the cloak still in her hand.
Bill. [Slowly walking towards
her] I haven’t slept all night.
Freda. No?
Bill. Have you been thinking it over?
[Freda gives a
bitter little laugh.]
Bill. Don’t!
We must make a plan. I’ll get you away.
I won’t let you suffer. I swear I won’t.
Freda. That will be clever.
Bill. I wish to Heaven my affairs weren’t
in such a mess.
Freda. I shall be all right,
thank you.
Bill. You must think me
a blackguard. [She shakes her head] Abuse me say
something! Don’t look like that!
Freda. Were you ever really fond of me?
Bill. Of course I was, I am now.
Give me your hands.
She looks at him, then
drags her hands from his, and covers her
face.
Bill. [Clenching his fists]
Look here! I’ll prove it. [Then as she
suddenly flings her arms round his neck and clings
to him] There, there!
There is a click of
a door handle. They start away from each
other, and see lady
Cheshire regarding them.
Lady Cheshire. [Without irony] I beg your
pardon.
She makes as if to withdraw
from an unwarranted intrusion, but
suddenly turning, stands,
with lips pressed together, waiting.
Lady Cheshire. Yes?
Freda has muffled
her face. But Bill turns and confronts his
mother.
Bill. Don’t say anything against
her!
Lady Cheshire. [Tries to speak to him and
fails then to Freda]
Please-go!
Bill. [Taking FREDA’s arm] No.
Lady Cheshire,
after a moment’s hesitation, herself moves
towards the door.
Bill. Stop, mother!
Lady Cheshire. I think perhaps not.
Bill. [Looking at Freda,
who is cowering as though from a blow] It’s
a d –d shame!
Lady Cheshire. It is.
Bill. [With sudden resolution]
It’s not as you think. I’m engaged
to be married to her.
[Freda gives him
a wild stare, and turns away.]
Lady Cheshire. [Looking
from one to the other] I don’t think I quite understand.
Bill. [With the brutality of
his mortification] What I said was plain enough.
Lady Cheshire. Bill!
Bill. I tell you I am going to marry her.
Lady Cheshire. [To Freda] Is that
true?
[Freda gulps and
remains silent.]
Bill. If you want to say anything, say
it to me, mother.
Lady Cheshire. [Gripping
the edge of a little table] Give me a chair, please.
[Bill gives her a chair.]
Lady Cheshire. [To Freda] Please sit
down too.
Freda sits on the
piano stool, still turning her face away.
Lady Cheshire. [Fixing her eyes on Freda]
Now!
Bill. I fell in love with her. And
she with me.
Lady Cheshire. When?
Bill. In the summer.
Lady Cheshire. Ah!
Bill. It wasn’t her fault.
Lady Cheshire. No?
Bill. [With a sort of menace] Mother!
Lady Cheshire. Forgive
me, I am not quite used to the idea. You say
that you are engaged?
Bill. Yes.
Lady Cheshire. The
reasons against such an engagement have occurred to
you, I suppose? [With a sudden change of tone] Bill!
what does it mean?
Bill. If you think she’s trapped
me into this
Lady Cheshire. I do not. Neither
do I think she has been trapped.
I think nothing. I understand nothing.
Bill. [Grimly] Good!
Lady Cheshire. How long has this-engagement
lasted?
Bill. [After a silence] Two months.
Lady Cheshire. [Suddenly] This is-this
is quite impossible.
Bill. You’ll find it isn’t.
Lady Cheshire. It’s simple misery.
Bill. [Pointing to the workroom] Go and wait
in there, Freda.
Lady Cheshire. [Quickly] And are you still
in love with her?
Freda, moving towards
the workroom, smothers a sob.
Bill. Of course I am.
Freda has gone,
and as she goes, lady Cheshire rises suddenly,
forced by the intense
feeling she has been keeping in hand.
Lady Cheshire. Bill!
Oh, Bill! What does it all mean? [Bill,
looking from side to aide, only shrugs his shoulders]
You are not in love with her now. It’s
no good telling me you are.
Bill. I am.
Lady Cheshire. That’s not exactly
how you would speak if you were.
Bill. She’s in love with me.
Lady Cheshire. [Bitterly] I suppose so.
Bill. I mean to see that nobody runs her
down.
Lady Cheshire. [With difficulty] Bill!
Am I a hard, or mean woman?
Bill. Mother!
Lady Cheshire. It’s
all your life and your father’s and all
of us. I want to understand I must
understand. Have you realised what an awful
thins this would be for us all? It’s quite
impossible that it should go on.
Bill. I’m always in hot water with
the Governor, as it is. She and
I’ll take good care not to be in the way.
Lady Cheshire. Tell me everything!
Bill. I have.
Lady Cheshire. I’m your mother,
Bill.
Bill. What’s the good of these questions?
Lady Cheshire. You won’t give
her away I see!
Bill. I’ve told you
all there is to tell. We’re engaged, we
shall be married quietly, and and go
to Canada.
Lady Cheshire. If
there weren’t more than that to tell you’d
be in love with her now.
Bill. I’ve told you that I am.
Lady Cheshire. You
are not. [Almost fiercely] I know I know
there’s more behind.
Bill. There is nothing.
Lady Cheshire. [Baffled,
but unconvinced] Do you mean that your love for her
has been just what it might have been for a lady?
Bill. [Bitterly] Why not?
Lady Cheshire. [With painful irony] It
is not so as a rule.
Bill. Up to now I’ve never heard
you or the girls say a word against
Freda. This isn’t the moment to begin,
please.
Lady Cheshire. [Solemnly]
All such marriages end in wretchedness. You
haven’t a taste or tradition in common.
You don’t know what marriage is. Day
after day, year after year. It’s no use
being sentimental for people brought up
as we are to have different manners is worse than
to have different souls. Besides, it’s
poverty. Your father will never forgive you,
and I’ve practically nothing. What can
you do? You have no profession. How are
you going to stand it; with a woman who ?
It’s the little things.
Bill. I know all that, thanks.
Lady Cheshire. Nobody
does till they’ve been through it. Marriage
is hard enough when people are of the same class.
[With a sudden movement towards him] Oh! my dear-before
it’s too late!
Bill. [After a struggle] It’s no good.
Lady Cheshire. It’s not fair
to her. It can only end in her misery.
Bill. Leave that to me, please.
Lady Cheshire. [With an
almost angry vehemence] Only the very finest can
do such things. And you don’t even know
what trouble’s like.
Bill. Drop it, please, mother.
Lady Cheshire. Bill,
on your word of honour, are you acting of your own
free will?
Bill. [Breaking away from her] I can’t
stand any more.
[He goes out into the
workroom.]
Lady Cheshire. What in God’s
name shall I do?
In her distress she
walks up and doom the room, then goes to the
workroom door, and opens
it.
Lady Cheshire. Come in here, please,
Freda.
After a seconds pause,
Freda, white and trembling, appears in
the doorway, followed
by Bill.
Lady Cheshire. No, Bill. I want
to speak to her alone.
Bill, does not
move.
Lady Cheshire. [Icily] I must ask you to
leave us.
Bill hesitates;
then shrugging his shoulders, he touches FREDA’s
arms, and goes back
into the workroom, closing the door. There
is silence.
Lady Cheshire. How did it come about?
Freda. I don’t know, my lady.
Lady Cheshire. For
heaven’s sake, child, don’t call me that
again, whatever happens. [She walks to the window,
and speaks from there] I know well enough how love
comes. I don’t blame you. Don’t
cry. But, you see, it’s my eldest son.
[Freda puts her hand to her breast] Yes, I
know. Women always get the worst of these things.
That’s natural. But it’s not only
you is it? Does any one guess?
Freda. No.
Lady Cheshire. Not
even your father? [Freda shakes her head] There’s
nothing more dreadful than for a woman to hang like
a stone round a man’s neck. How far has
it gone? Tell me!
Freda. I can’t.
Lady Cheshire. Come!
Freda. I won’t.
Lady Cheshire. [Smiling
painfully]. Won’t give him away?
Both of you the same. What’s the use of
that with me? Look at me! Wasn’t
he with you when you went for your holiday this summer?
Freda. He’s always behaved like a gentleman.
Lady Cheshire. Like a man you mean!
Freda. It hasn’t been his fault!
I love him so.
Lady Cheshire
turns abruptly, and begins to walk up and down the
room. Then stopping,
she looks intently at Freda.
Lady Cheshire. I don’t
know what to say to you. It’s simple madness!
It can’t, and shan’t go on.
Freda. [Sullenly] I know I’m not his
equal, but I am somebody.
Lady Cheshire. [Answering
this first assertion of rights with a sudden steeliness]
Does he love you now?
Freda. That’s not fair it’s
not fair.
Lady Cheshire. If
men are like gunpowder, Freda, women are not.
If you’ve lost him it’s been your own
fault.
Freda. But he does love me, he must.
It’s only four months.
Lady Cheshire. [Looking
down, and speaking rapidly] Listen to me. I
love my son, but I know him I know all his
kind of man. I’ve lived with one for thirty
years. I know the way their senses work.
When they want a thing they must have it, and then they’re
sorry.
Freda. [Sullenly] He’s not sorry.
Lady Cheshire. Is
his love big enough to carry you both over everything?...
You know it isn’t.
Freda. If I were a lady, you wouldn’t
talk like that.
Lady Cheshire. If
you were a lady there’d be no trouble before
either of you. You’ll make him hate you.
Freda. I won’t believe it.
I could make him happy out there.
Lady Cheshire. I don’t
want to be so odious as to say all the things you
must know. I only ask you to try and put yourself
in our position.
Freda. Ah, yes!
Lady Cheshire. You
ought to know me better than to think I’m purely
selfish.
Freda. Would you like to put yourself in
my position?
Lady Cheshire. What!
Freda. Yes. Just like Rose.
Lady Cheshire. [In a low, horror-stricken
voice] Oh!
There is a dead silence,
then going swiftly up to her, she looks
straight into FREDA’s
eyes.
Freda. [Meeting her gaze] Oh!
Yes it’s the truth. [Then to Bill
who has come in from the workroom, she gasps out]
I never meant to tell.
Bill. Well, are you satisfied?
Lady Cheshire. [Below her breath] This
is terrible!
Bill. The Governor had better know.
Lady Cheshire. Oh! no; not yet!
Bill. Waiting won’t cure it!
The door from the corridor is thrown
open; Christine and Dot run in with
their copies of the play in their hands; seeing that
something is wrong, they stand still. After
a look at his mother, Bill turns abruptly,
and goes back into the workroom. Lady
Cheshire moves towards the window.
Joan. [Following her sisters] The car’s
round. What’s the matter?
Dot. Shut up!
Sir William’s voice
is heard from the corridor calling “Dorothy!”
As lady Cheshire, passing her handkerchief
over her face, turns round, he enters.
He is in full hunting dress: well-weathered
pink, buckskins, and mahogany tops.
Sir William. Just
off, my dear. [To his daughters, genially] Rehearsin’?
What! [He goes up to Freda holding out his gloved
right hand] Button that for me, Freda, would you?
It’s a bit stiff!
Freda buttons the
glove: Lady Cheshire and the girls watching
in hypnotic silence.
Sir William. Thank
you! “Balmy as May”; scent ought
to be first-rate. [To lady Cheshire] Good-bye,
my dear! Sampson’s Gorse best
day of the whole year. [He pats Joan on the shoulder]
Wish you were cumin’ out, Joan.
He goes out, leaving
the door open, and as his footsteps and the
chink of his spurs die
away, Freda turns and rushes into the
workroom.
Christine. Mother! What ?
But lady Cheshire
waves the question aside, passes her daughter,
and goes out into the
corridor. The sound of a motor car is
heard.
Joan. [Running to the window]
They’ve started ! Chris! What
is it? Dot?
Dot. Bill, and her!
Joan. But what?
Dot. [Gloomily] Heaven knows! Go away,
you’re not fit for this.
Joan. [Aghast] I am fit.
Dot. I think not.
Joan. Chris?
Christine. [In a hard voice] Mother ought to
have told us.
Joan. It can’t be very awful.
Freda’s so good.
Dot. Call yourself in love, you milk-and-water-kitten!
Christine. It’s horrible,
not knowing anything! I wish Runny hadn’t
gone.
Joan. Shall I fetch John?
Dot. John!
Christine. Perhaps Harold knows.
Joan. He went out with Studdenham.
Dot. It’s always
like this, women kept in blinkers. Rose-leaves
and humbug! That awful old man!
Joan. Dot!
Christine. Don’t talk of father like
that!
Dot. Well, he is!
And Bill will be just like him at fifty! Heaven
help Freda, whatever she’s done! I’d
sooner be a private in a German regiment than a woman.
Joan. Dot, you’re awful.
Dot. You-mouse-hearted-linnet!
Christine. Don’t talk that nonsense
about women!
Dot. You’re married
and out of it; and Ronny’s not one of these
terrific John Bulls. [To Joan who has opened
the door] Looking for John? No good, my dear;
lath and plaster.
Joan. [From the door, in a frightened whisper]
Here’s Mabel!
Dot. Heavens, and the waters under the
earth!
Christine. If we only knew!
Mabel comes in,
the three girls are silent, with their eyes
fixed on their books.
Mabel. The silent company.
Dot. [Looking straight at her] We’re chucking
it for to-day.
Mabel. What’s the matter?
Christine. Oh! nothing.
Dot. Something’s happened.
Mabel. Really! I
am sorry. [Hesitating] Is it bad enough for me to
go?
Christine. Oh! no, Mabel!
Dot. [Sardonically] I should think very likely.
While she is looking
from face to face, Bill comes in from the
workroom. He starts
to walk across the room, but stops, and
looks stolidly at the
four girls.
Bill. Exactly! Fact
of the matter is, Miss Lanfarne, I’m engaged
to my mother’s maid.
No one moves or speaks. Suddenly
Mabel Lanfarne goes towards him, holding
out her hand. Bill does not take her hand,
but bows. Then after a swift glance at
the girls’ faces Mabel goes out into
the corridor, and the three girls are left staring
at their brother.
Bill. [Coolly] Thought you might like to know.
[He, too, goes out into
the corridor.]
Christine. Great heavens!
Joan. How awful!
Christine. I never thought of anything
as bad as that.
Joan. Oh! Chris! Something
must be done!
Dot. [Suddenly to herself] Ha!
When Father went up to have his glove buttoned!
There is a sound, Jackson
has came in from the corridor.
Jackson. [To Dot] If you please,
Miss, Studdenham’s brought up the other two
pups. He’s just outside. Will you
kindly take a look at them, he says?
There is silence.
Dot. [Suddenly] We can’t.
Christine. Not just now, Jackson.
Jackson. Is Studdenham and the pups to
wait, Mm?
Dot shakes her head violently.
But Studdenham is seen already standing
in the doorway, with a spaniel puppy in either side-pocket.
He comes in, and Jackson stands waiting behind
him.
Studdenham. This fellow’s
the best, Miss Dot. [He protrudes the right-hand
pocket] I was keeping him for my girl a
proper greedy one takes after his father.
The girls stare at him
in silence.
Dot. [Hastily] Thanks, Studdenham, I see.
Studdenham. I won’t take ’em
out in here. They’re rather bold yet.
Christine. [Desperately] No, no, of course.
Studdenham. Then you think
you’d like him, Miss Dot? The other’s
got a white chest; she’s a lady.
[He protrudes the left-hand
pocket.]
Dot. Oh, yes! Studdenham; thanks,
thanks awfully.
Studdenham. Wonderful faithful
creatures; follow you like a woman. You can’t
shake ’em off anyhow. [He protrudes the right-hand
pocket] My girl, she’d set her heart on him,
but she’ll just have to do without.
Dot. [As though galvanised]
Oh! no, I can’t take it away from her.
Studdenham. Bless you,
she won’t mind! That’s settled, then.
[He turns to the door. To the puppy] Ah!
would you! Tryin’ to wriggle out of it!
Regular young limb! [He goes out, followed by Jackson.]
Christine. How ghastly!
Dot. [Suddenly catching sight of the book in
her hand] “Caste!”
[She gives vent to a
short sharp laugh.]
The curtain falls.
Act III
It is five o’clock of the same
day. The scene is the smoking-room, with
walls of Leander red, covered by old steeplechase
and hunting prints. Armchairs encircle a high
ferulered hearth, in which a fire is burning.
The curtains are not yet drawn across mullioned
windows, but electric light is burning.
There are two doors, leading, the one to the billiard-room,
the other to a corridor. Bill is pacing
up and doom; Harold, at the fireplace, stands
looking at him with commiseration.
Bill. What’s the time?
Harold. Nearly five.
They won’t be in yet, if that’s any consolation.
Always a tough meet [softly] as the tiger
said when he ate the man.
Bill. By Jove! You’re
the only person I can stand within a mile of me, Harold.
Harold. Old boy!
Do you seriously think you’re going to make it
any better by marrying her?
[Bill shrugs his shoulders,
still pacing the room.]
Bill. Look here!
I’m not the sort that finds it easy to say things.
Harold. No, old man.
Bill. But I’ve got
a kind of self-respect though you wouldn’t think
it!
Harold. My dear old chap!
Bill. This is about as
low-down a thing as one could have done, I suppose one’s
own mother’s maid; we’ve known her since
she was so high. I see it now that I’ve
got over the attack.
Harold. But, heavens! if
you’re no longer keen on her, Bill! Do
apply your reason, old boy.
There is silence; while
Bill again paces up and dozen.
Bill. If you think I care
two straws about the morality of the thing.
Harold. Oh! my dear old man! Of
course not!
Bill. It’s simply
that I shall feel such a d –d skunk,
if I leave her in the lurch, with everybody knowing.
Try it yourself; you’d soon see!
Harold. Poor old chap!
Bill. It’s not as
if she’d tried to force me into it. And
she’s a soft little thing. Why I ever
made such a sickening ass of myself, I can’t
think. I never meant
Harold. No, I know!
But, don’t do anything rash, Bill; keep your
head, old man!
Bill. I don’t see
what loss I should be, if I did clear out of the country.
[The sound of cannoning billiard balls is heard]
Who’s that knocking the balls about?
Harold. John, I expect. [The sound ceases.]
Bill. He’s coming in here.
Can’t stand that!
As latter appears
from the billiard-room, he goes hurriedly out.
Latter. Was that Bill?
Harold. Yes.
Latter. Well?
Harold. [Pacing up and down
in his turn] Rat in a cage is a fool to him.
This is the sort of thing you read of in books, John!
What price your argument with Runny now? Well,
it’s not too late for you luckily.
Latter. What do you mean?
Harold. You needn’t connect yourself
with this eccentric family!
Latter. I’m not a bounder, Harold.
Harold. Good!
Latter. It’s terrible for your sisters.
Harold. Deuced lucky we
haven’t a lot of people staying here! Poor
mother! John, I feel awfully bad about this.
If something isn’t done, pretty mess I shall
be in.
Latter. How?
Harold. There’s no
entail. If the Governor cuts Bill off, it’ll
all come to me.
Latter. Oh!
Harold. Poor old Bill! I say, the
play! Nemesis! What? Moral!
Caste don’t matter. Got us fairly on the
hop.
Latter. It’s too
bad of Bill. It really is. He’s behaved
disgracefully.
Harold. [Warningly] Well!
There are thousands of fellows who’d never
dream of sticking to the girl, considering what it
means.
Latter. Perfectly disgusting!
Harold. Hang you, John!
Haven’t you any human sympathy? Don’t
you know how these things come about? It’s
like a spark in a straw-yard.
Latter. One doesn’t
take lighted pipes into strawyards unless one’s
an idiot, or worse.
Harold. H’m! [With
a grin] You’re not allowed tobacco. In
the good old days no one would hive thought anything
of this. My great-grandfather
Latter. Spare me your great-grandfather.
Harold. I could tell you
of at least a dozen men I know who’ve been through
this same business, and got off scot-free; and now
because Bill’s going to play the game, it’ll
smash him up.
Latter. Why didn’t he play the game
at the beginning?
Harold. I can’t stand
your sort, John. When a thing like this happens,
all you can do is to cry out: Why didn’t
he ? Why didn’t she ?
What’s to be done that’s the
point!
Latter. Of course he’ll have to .
Harold. Ha!
Latter. What do you mean by that?
Harold. Look here, John!
You feel in your bones that a marriage’ll be
hopeless, just as I do, knowing Bill and the girl and
everything! Now don’t you?
Latter. The whole thing is is
most unfortunate.
Harold. By Jove! I should think it
was!
As he speaks Christine and Keith
Come in from the billiard-room. He is still
in splashed hunting clothes, and looks exceptionally
weathered, thin-lipped, reticent. He lights
a cigarette and sinks into an armchair.
Behind them Dot and Joan have come stealing
in.
Christine. I’ve told Ronny.
Joan. This waiting for father to be told
is awful.
Harold. [To Keith] Where did you leave
the old man?
Keith. Clackenham. He’ll be
home in ten minutes.
Dot. Mabel’s going.
[They all stir, as if at fresh consciousness of discomfiture].
She walked into Gracely and sent herself a telegram.
Harold. Phew!
Dot. And we shall say good-bye, as if nothing
had happened.
Harold. It’s up to you, Ronny.
Keith, looking
at Joan, slowly emits smoke; and latter passing
his arm through Joan’s,
draws her away with him into the
billiard-room.
Keith. Dot?
Dot. I’m not a squeamy squirrel.
Keith. Anybody seen the girl since?
Dot. Yes.
Harold. Well?
Dot. She’s just sitting there.
Christine. [In a hard voice] As we’re
all doing.
Dot. She’s so soft,
that’s what’s so horrible. If one
could only feel !
Keith. She’s got to face the music
like the rest of us.
Dot. Music! Squeaks!
Ugh! The whole thing’s like a concertina,
and some one jigging it!
They all turn as the
door opens, and a footman enters with a
tray of whiskey, gin,
lemons, and soda water. In dead silence
the footman puts
the tray down.
Harold. [Forcing his voice]
Did you get a run, Ronny? [As Keith nods] What
point?
Keith. Eight mile.
Footman. Will you take tea, sir?
Keith. No, thanks, Charles!
In dead silence again
the footman goes out, and they all look
after him.
Harold. [Below his breath] Good Gad! That’s
a squeeze of it!
Keith. What’s our line of country
to be?
Christine. All depends on father.
Keith. Sir William’s
between the devil and the deep sea, as it strikes
me.
Christine. He’ll simply forbid it
utterly, of course.
Keith. H’m!
Hard case! Man who reads family prayers, and
lessons on Sunday forbids son to
Christine, Ronny!
Keith. Great Scott!
I’m not saying Bill ought to marry her.
She’s got to stand the racket. But your
Dad will have a tough job to take up that position.
Dot. Awfully funny!
Christine. What on earth d’you mean,
Dot?
Dot. Morality in one eye, and your title
in the other!
Christine. Rubbish!
Harold. You’re all reckoning without
your Bill.
Keith. Ye-es. Sir William can
cut him off; no mortal power can help
the title going down, if Bill chooses to be such a
[He draws in his breath
with a sharp hiss.]
Harold. I won’t take
what Bill ought to have; nor would any of you girls,
I should think.
Christine and Dot. Of course not!
Keith. [Patting his wife’s arm] Hardly
the point, is it?
Dot. If it wasn’t
for mother! Freda’s just as much of a lady
as most girls. Why shouldn’t he marry
her, and go to Canada? It’s what he’s
really fit for.
Harold. Steady on, Dot!
Dot. Well, imagine him
in Parliament! That’s what he’ll
come to, if he stays here jolly for the
country!
Christine. Don’t be cynical!
We must find a way of stopping Bill.
Dot. Me cynical!
Christine. Let’s go and beg him,
Ronny!
Keith. No earthly! The only hope
is in the girl.
Dot. She hasn’t the stuff in her!
Harold. I say! What
price young Dunning! Right about face!
Poor old Dad!
Christine. It’s past joking, Harold!
Dot. [Gloomily] Old Studdenham’s
better than most relations by marriage!
Keith. Thanks!
Christine. It’s ridiculous monstrous!
It’s fantastic!
Harold. [Holding up his hand]
There’s his horse going round. He’s
in!
They turn from listening to the sound,
to see lady Cheshire coming from the
billiard-room. She is very pale. They all
rise and Dot puts an arm round her; while
Keith pushes forward his chair. Joan
and latter too have come stealing back.
Lady Cheshire. Thank you, Ronny!
[She sits down.]
Dot. Mother, you’re shivering!
Shall I get you a fur?
Lady Cheshire. No, thanks, dear!
Dot. [In a low voice] Play up, mother darling!
Lady Cheshire. [Straightening herself]
What sort of a run, Ronny?
Keith. Quite fair, M’m.
Brazier’s to Caffyn’s Dyke, good straight
line.
Lady Cheshire. And the young horse?
Keith. Carries his ears
in your mouth a bit, that’s all. [Putting his
hand on her shoulder] Cheer up, Mem-Sahib!
Christine. Mother, must
anything be said to father? Ronny thinks it
all depends on her. Can’t you use your
influence? [Lady Cheshire shakes her head.]
Christine. But, mother, it’s desperate.
Dot. Shut up, Chris!
Of course mother can’t. We simply couldn’t
beg her to let us off!
Christine. There must be
some way. What do you think in your heart, mother?
Dot. Leave mother alone!
Christine. It must be faced, now or never.
Dot. [In a low voice] Haven’t you any
self-respect?
Christine. We shall be
the laughing-stock of the whole county. Oh!
mother do speak to her! You know it’ll
be misery for both of them. [Lady Cheshire
bows her head] Well, then? [Lady Cheshire
shakes her head.]
Christine. Not even for Bill’s sake?
Dot. Chris!
Christine. Well, for heaven’s
sake, speak to Bill again, mother! We ought
all to go on our knees to him.
Lady Cheshire. He’s with your
father now.
Harold. Poor old Bill!
Christine. [Passionately] He
didn’t think of us! That wretched girl!
Lady Cheshire. Chris!
Christine. There are limits!
Lady Cheshire. Not to self-control.
Christine. No, mother!
I can’t I never shall Something must
be done! You know what Bill is. He rushes
at things so, when he gets his head down. Oh!
do try! It’s only fair to her, and all
of us!
Lady Cheshire. [Painfully] There are things
one can’t do.
Christine. But it’s
Bill! I know you can make her give him up, if
you’ll only say all you can. And, after
all, what’s coming won’t affect her as
if she’d been a lady. Only you can do it,
mother: Do back me up, all of you! It’s
the only way!
Hypnotised by their private longing
for what Christine has been urging they
have all fixed their eyes on lady Cheshire,
who looks from, face to face, and moves her hands
as if in physical pain.
Christine. [Softly] Mother!
Lady Cheshire suddenly rises,
looking towards the billiard-room door, listening.
They all follow her eyes. She sits down again,
passing her hand over her lips, as sir William
enters. His hunting clothes are splashed;
his face very grim and set. He walks to
the fore without a glance at any one, and stands looking
down into it. Very quietly, every one but lady
Cheshire steals away.
Lady Cheshire. What have you done?
Sir William. You there!
Lady Cheshire. Don’t keep me
in suspense!
Sir William. The fool!
My God! Dorothy! I didn’t think
I had a blackguard for a son, who was a fool into
the bargain.
Lady Cheshire. [Rising]
If he were a blackguard he would not be what you
call a fool.
Sir William. [After staring
angrily, makes her a slight bow] Very well!
Lady Cheshire. [In a low
voice] Bill, don’t be harsh. It’s
all too terrible.
Sir William. Sit down, my dear.
[She resumes her seat,
and he turns back to the fire.]
Sir William. In all
my life I’ve never been face to face with a
thing like this. [Gripping the mantelpiece so hard
that his hands and arms are seen shaking] You ask
me to be calm. I am trying to be. Be good
enough in turn not to take his part against me.
Lady Cheshire. Bill!
Sir William. I am
trying to think. I understand that you’ve
known this piece of news since this morning.
I’ve known it ten minutes. Give me a little
time, please. [Then, after a silence] Where’s
the girl?
Lady Cheshire. In the workroom.
Sir William. [Raising his
clenched fist] What in God’s name is he about?
Lady Cheshire. What have you said
to him?
Sir William. Nothing-by
a miracle. [He breaks away from the fire and walks
up and down] My family goes back to the thirteenth
century. Nowadays they laugh at that! I
don’t! Nowadays they laugh at everything they
even laugh at the word lady. I married you, and
I don’t .... Married his mother’s
maid! By George! Dorothy! I don’t
know what we’ve done to deserve this; it’s
a death blow! I’m not prepared to sit
down and wait for it. By Gad! I am not.
[With sudden fierceness] There are plenty in these
days who’ll be glad enough for this to happen;
plenty of these d –d Socialists and
Radicals, who’ll laugh their souls out over what
they haven’t the bowels to sees a tragedy.
I say it would be a tragedy; for you, and me, and
all of us. You and I were brought up, and we’ve
brought the children up, with certain beliefs, and
wants, and habits. A man’s past his
traditions he can’t get rid of them.
They’re they’re himself! [Suddenly]
It shan’t go on.
Lady Cheshire. What’s to prevent
it?
Sir William. I utterly forbid this
piece of madness. I’ll stop it.
Lady Cheshire. But the thing we can’t
stop.
Sir William. Provision must be made.
Lady Cheshire. The unwritten law!
Sir William. What!
[Suddenly perceiving what she is alluding to] You’re
thinking of young young [Shortly]
I don’t see the connection.
Lady Cheshire. What’s
so awful, is that the boy’s trying to do what’s
loyal and we his father and mother !
Sir William. I’m
not going to see my eldest son ruin his life.
I must think this out.
Lady Cheshire. [Beneath
her breath] I’ve tried that it doesn’t
help.
Sir William. This
girl, who was born on the estate, had the run of the
house brought up with money earned from
me nothing but kindness from all of us;
she’s broken the common rules of gratitude and
decency she lured him on, I haven’t
a doubt!
Lady Cheshire. [To herself] In a way, I
suppose.
Sir William. What!
It’s ruin. We’ve always been here.
Who the deuce are we if we leave this place?
D’you think we could stay? Go out and
meet everybody just as if nothing had happened?
Good-bye to any prestige, political, social, or anything!
This is the sort of business nothing can get over.
I’ve seen it before. As to that other
matter it’s soon forgotten constantly
happening Why, my own grandfather !
Lady Cheshire. Does he help?
Sir William. [Stares before
him in silence-suddenly] You must go to the girl.
She’s soft. She’ll never hold out
against you.
Lady Cheshire. I did
before I knew what was in front of her I
said all I could. I can’t go again now.
I can’t do it, Bill.
Sir William. What
are you going to do, then fold your hands?
[Then as lady Cheshire makes a move of distress.]
If he marries her, I’ve done with him.
As far as I’m concerned he’ll cease to
exist. The title I can’t help.
My God! Does that meet your wishes?
Lady Cheshire. [With sudden
fire] You’ve no right to put such an alternative
to me. I’d give ten years of my life to
prevent this marriage. I’ll go to Bill.
I’ll beg him on my knees.
Sir William. Then
why can’t you go to the girl? She deserves
no consideration. It’s not a question
of morality: Morality be d –d!
Lady Cheshire. But not self-respect....
Sir William. What! You’re
his mother!
Lady Cheshire. I’ve
tried; I [putting her hand to her throat] can’t
get it out.
Sir William. [Staring at
her] You won’t go to her? It’s the
only chance. [Lady Cheshire turns away.]
Sir William. In the
whole course of our married life, Dorothy, I’ve
never known you set yourself up against me. I
resent this, I warn you I resent it.
Send the girl to me. I’ll do it myself.
With a look back at
him lady Cheshire goes out into the
corridor.
Sir William. This is a nice end to
my day!
He takes a small china
cup from of the mantel-piece; it breaks
with the pressure of
his hand, and falls into the fireplace.
While he stands looking
at it blankly, there is a knock.
Sir William. Come in!
Freda enters from
the corridor.
Sir William. I’ve
asked you to be good enough to come, in order that [pointing
to chair] You may sit down.
But though she advances
two or three steps, she does not sit
down.
Sir William. This is a sad business.
Freda. [Below her breath] Yes, Sir William.
Sir William. [Becoming
conscious of the depths of feeling before him] I er are
you attached to my son?
Freda. [In a whisper] Yes.
Sir William. It’s
very painful to me to have to do this. [He turns away
from her and speaks to the fire.] I sent for you to ask
[quickly] How old are you?
Freda. Twenty-two.
Sir William. [More resolutely]
Do you expect me to sanction such a mad idea as a
marriage?
Freda. I don’t expect anything.
Sir William. You know you
haven’t earned the right to be considered.
Freda. Not yet!
Sir William. What!
That oughtn’t to help you! On the contrary.
Now brace yourself up, and listen to me!
She stands waiting to
hear her sentence. Sir William looks
at
her; and his glance
gradually wavers.
Sir William. I’ve
not a word to say for my son. He’s behaved
like a scamp.
Freda. Oh! no!
Sir William. [With a silencing
gesture] At the same, time What made you
forget yourself? You’ve no excuse, you
know.
Freda. No.
Sir William. You’ll
deserve all you’ll get. Confound it!
To expect me to It’s intolerable!
Do you know where my son is?
Freda. [Faintly] I think he’s
in the billiard-room with my lady.
Sir William. [With renewed
resolution] I wanted to to put it to you as
a as a what! I’ll
speak to him first. Come in here, please! [To
Freda] Go in, and wait!
Lady Cheshire
and Bill Come in, and Freda passing them,
goes
into the billiard-room
to wait.
Sir William. [Speaking with
a pause between each sentence] Your mother and I have
spoken of this calamity. I imagine
that even you have some dim perception of the monstrous
nature of it. I must tell you this: If
you do this mad thing, you fend for yourself.
You’ll receive nothing from me now or hereafter.
I consider that only due to the position our family
has always held here. Your brother will take
your place. We shall get on as best
we can without you. [There is a dead silence till
he adds sharply] Well!
Bill. I shall marry her.
Lady Cheshire. Oh! Bill!
Without love-without anything!
Bill. All right, mother!
[To sir William] you’ve mistaken your
man, sir. Because I’m a rotter in one
way, I’m not necessarily a rotter in all.
You put the butt end of the pistol to Dunning’s
head yesterday, you put the other end to mine to-day.
Well! [He turns round to go out] Let the d –d
thing off!
Lady Cheshire. Bill!
Bill. [Turning to her] I’m not going to
leave her in the lurch.
Sir William. Do me
the justice to admit that I have not attempted to
persuade you to.
Bill. No! you’ve
chucked me out. I don’t see what else you
could have done under the circumstances. It’s
quite all right. But if you wanted me to throw
her over, father, you went the wrong way to work,
that’s all; neither you nor I are very good at
seeing consequences.
Sir William. Do you realise your position?
Bilk. [Grimly] I’ve a fair notion of it.
Sir William. [With a sudden
outburst] You have none not the faintest,
brought up as you’ve been.
Bill. I didn’t bring myself up.
Sir William. [With a movement
of uncontrolled anger, to which his son responds]
You ungrateful young dog!
Lady Cheshire. How can you both?
[They drop their eyes, and stand silent.]
Sir William. [With grimly
suppressed emotion] I am speaking under the stress
of very great pain some consideration is
due to me. This is a disaster which I never
expected to have to face. It is a matter which
I naturally can never hope to forget. I shall
carry this down to my death. We shall all of
us do that. I have had the misfortune all my
life to believe in our position here to
believe that we counted for something that
the country wanted us. I have tried to do my
duty by that position. I find in one moment that
it is gone smoke gone.
My philosophy is not equal to that. To countenance
this marriage would be unnatural.
Bill. I know. I’m
sorry. I’ve got her into this I
don’t see any other way out. It’s
a bad business for me, father, as well as for you
He stops, seeing that
Jackson has route in, and is standing
there waiting.
Jackson. Will you speak
to Studdenham, Sir William? It’s about
young Dunning.
After a moment of dead
silence, sir William nods, and the butler
withdraws.
Bill. [Stolidly] He’d better be told.
Sir William. He shall be.
Studdenham enters,
and touches his forehead to them all with a
comprehensive gesture.
Studdenham. Good evenin’, my lady!
Evenin’, Sir William!
Studdenham. Glad to be
able to tell you, the young man’s to do the
proper thing. Asked me to let you know, Sir William.
Banns’ll be up next Sunday. [Struck by the
silence, he looks round at all three in turn, and
suddenly seeing that lady Cheshire is shivering]
Beg pardon, my lady, you’re shakin’ like
a leaf!
Bill. [Blurting it out] I’ve
a painful piece of news for you, Studdenham; I’m
engaged to your daughter. We’re to be married
at once.
Studdenham. I don’t understand
you sir.
Bill. The fact is, I’ve
behaved badly; but I mean to put it straight.
Studdenham. I’m a
little deaf. Did you say my daughter?
Sir William. There’s
no use mincing matters, Studdenham. It’s
a thunderbolt young Dunning’s case
over again.
Studdenham. I don’t
rightly follow. She’s You’ve !
I must see my daughter. Have the goodness to
send for her, m’lady.
Lady Cheshire
goes to the billiard-room, and calls: “Freda,
come
here, please.”
Studdenham. [To sir
William] you tell me that my daughter’s
in the position of that girl owing to your son?
Men ha’ been shot for less.
Bill. If you like to have
a pot at me, Studdenham you’re welcome.
Studdenham. [Averting his eyes
from Bill at the sheer idiocy of this sequel
to his words] I’ve been in your service five
and twenty years, Sir William; but this is man to
man this is!
Sir William. I don’t deny that,
Studdenham.
Studdenham. [With eyes shifting
in sheer anger] No ’twouldn’t
be very easy. Did I understand him to say that
he offers her marriage?
Sir William. You did.
Studdenham. [Into his beard]
Well that’s something! [Moving his
hands as if wringing the neck of a bird] I’m
tryin’ to see the rights o’ this.
Sir William. [Bitterly]
You’ve all your work cut out for you, Studdenham.
Again Studdenham
makes the unconscious wringing movement with
his hands.
Lady Cheshire. [Turning
from it with a sort of horror] Don’t, Studdenham!
Please!
Studdenham. What’s that, m’lady?
Lady Cheshire. [Under her breath] Your your hands.
While Studdenham
is still staring at her, Freda is seen standing
in the doorway, like
a black ghost.
Studdenham. Come here!
You! [Freda moves a few steps towards her father]
When did you start this?
Freda. [Almost inaudibly] In the summer, father.
Lady Cheshire. Don’t be harsh
to her!
Studdenham. Harsh! [His
eyes again move from side to side as if pain and anger
had bewildered them. Then looking sideways at
Freda, but in a gentler voice] And when did you
tell him about what’s come to you?
Freda. Last night.
Studdenham. Oh! [With
sudden menace] You young ! [He makes a convulsive
movement of one hand; then, in the silence, seems to
lose grip of his thoughts, and pits his hand up to
his head] I want to clear me mind a bit I
don’t see it plain at all. [Without looking
at Bill] ’Tis said there’s been an
offer of marriage?
Bill. I’ve made it, I stick to it.
Studdenham. Oh! [With
slow, puzzled anger] I want time to get the pith o’
this. You don’t say anything, Sir William?
Sir William. The facts are all before
you.
Studdenham. [Scarcely moving his lips] M’lady?
Lady Cheshire
is silent.
Studdenham. [Stammering] My
girl was was good enough for any man.
It’s not for him that’s that’s
to look down on her. [To Freda] You hear the
handsome offer that’s been made you? Well?
[Freda moistens her lips and tries to speak,
but cannot] If nobody’s to speak a word, we
won’t get much forrarder. I’d like
for you to say what’s in your mind, Sir William.
Sir William. I If
my son marries her he’ll have to make his own
way.
Studdenham. [Savagely] I’m
not puttin’ thought to that.
Sir William. I didn’t
suppose you were, Studdenham. It appears to
rest with your daughter. [He suddenly takes out his
handkerchief, and puts it to his forehead] Infernal
fires they make up here!
Lady Cheshire, who is again
shivering desperately, as if with intense cold, makes
a violent attempt to control her shuddering.
Studdenham. [Suddenly] There’s
luxuries that’s got to be paid for. [To Freda]
Speak up, now.
Freda turns slowly and looks up
at sir William; he involuntarily raises
his hand to his mouth. Her eyes travel on to
lady Cheshire, who faces her, but so
deadly pale that she looks as if she were going
to faint. The girl’s gaze passes on to
Bill, standing rigid, with his jaw set.
Freda. I want [Then
flinging her arm up over her eyes, she turns from
him] No!
Sir William. Ah!
At that sound of profound
relief, Studdenham, whose eyes have
been following his daughter’s,
moves towards sir William, all
his emotion turned into
sheer angry pride.
Studdenham. Don’t
be afraid, Sir William! We want none of you!
She’ll not force herself where she’s not
welcome. She may ha’ slipped her good
name, but she’ll keep her proper pride.
I’ll have no charity marriage in my family.
Sir William. Steady, Studdenham!
Studdenham. If the young
gentleman has tired of her in three months, as a blind
man can see by the looks of him she’s
not for him!
Bill. [Stepping forward] I’m
ready to make it up to her.
Studdenham. Keep back,
there? [He takes hold of Freda, and looks around
him] Well! She’s not the first this has
happened to since the world began, an’ she won’t
be the last. Come away, now, come away!
Taking Freda by the shoulders,
he guides her towards the door.
Sir William. D –n
’it, Studdenham! Give us credit for something!
Studdenham. [Turning his face
and eyes lighted up by a sort of smiling snarl] Ah!
I do that, Sir William. But there’s things
that can’t be undone!
He follows Freda Out. As
the door closes, sir William’s Calm
gives way. He staggers past his wife, and
sinks heavily, as though exhausted, into a chair
by the fire. Bill, following Freda
and Studdenham, has stopped at the shut door.
Lady Cheshire moves swiftly close
to him. The door of the billiard-room is
opened, and Dot appears. With a glance round,
she crosses quickly to her mother.
Dot. [In a low voice] Mabel’s
just going, mother! [Almost whispering] Where’s
Freda? Is it Has she really had the
pluck?
Lady Cheshire bending her
head for “Yes,” goes out into the billiard-room.
Dot clasps her hands together, and standing
there in the middle of the room, looks from her
brother to her father, from her father to her
brother. A quaint little pitying smile
comes on her lips. She gives a faint shrug of
her shoulders.
The curtain falls.