It was a blistering night in August.
All day long the mercury in the thermometer had been
flirting with the figures at the top of the tube, and
the promised shower at night which a mendacious Weather
Bureau had been prophesying as a slight mitigation
of our sufferings was conspicuous wholly by its absence.
I had but one comfort in the sweltering hours of the
day, afternoon and evening, and that was that my family
were away in the mountains, and there was no law against
my sitting around all day clad only in my pajamas,
and otherwise concealed from possibly intruding eyes
by the wreaths of smoke that I extracted from the
nineteen or twenty cigars which, when there is no
protesting eye to suggest otherwise, form my daily
allowance. I had tried every method known to the
resourceful flat-dweller of modern times to get cool
and to stay so, but alas, it was impossible.
Even the radiators, which all winter long had never
once given forth a spark of heat, now hissed to the
touch of my moistened finger. Enough cooling
drinks to float an ocean greyhound had passed into
my inner man, with no other result than to make me
perspire more profusely than ever, and in so far as
sensations went, to make me feel hotter than before.
Finally, as a last resource, along about midnight,
its gridiron floor having had a chance to lose some
of its stored-up warmth, I climbed out upon the fire-escape
at the rear of the Richmere, hitched my hammock from
one of the railings thereof to the leader running from
the roof to the area, and swung myself therein some
eighty feet above the concealed pavement of our backyard so
called, perhaps, because of its dimensions which were
just about that square. It was a little improvement,
though nothing to brag of. What fitful zéphyrs
there might be, caused no doubt by the rapid passage
to and fro on the roof above and fence-tops below of
vagrant felines on Cupid’s contentious battles
bent, to the disturbance of the still air, soughed
softly through the meshes of my hammock and gave some
measure of relief, grateful enough for which I ceased
the perfervid language I had been using practically
since sunrise, and dozed off. And then there
entered upon the scene that marvelous man, Raffles
Holmes, of whose exploits it is the purpose of these
papers to tell.
I had dozed perhaps for a full hour
when the first strange sounds grated upon my ear.
Somebody had opened a window in the kitchen of the
first-floor apartment below, and with a dark lantern
was inspecting the iron platform of the fire-escape
without. A moment later this somebody crawled
out of the window, and with movements that in themselves
were a sufficient indication of the questionable character
of his proceedings, made for the ladder leading to
the floor above, upon which many a time and oft had
I too climbed to home and safety when an inconsiderate
janitor had locked me out. Every step that he
took was stealthy that much I could see
by the dim starlight. His lantern he had turned
dark again, evidently lest he should attract attention
in the apartments below as he passed their windows
in his upward flight.
“Ha! ha!” thought I to
myself. “It’s never too hot for Mr.
Sneak to get in his fine work. I wonder whose
stuff he is after?”
Turning over flat on my stomach so
that I might the more readily observe the man’s
movements, and breathing pianissimo lest he in turn
should observe mine, I watched him as he climbed.
Up he came as silently as the midnight mouse upon
a soft carpet up past the Jorkins apartments
on the second floor; up stealthily by the Tinkletons’
abode on the third; up past the fire-escape Italian
garden of little Mrs. Persimmon on the fourth; up
past the windows of the disagreeable Garraways’
kitchen below mine, and then, with the easy grace
of a feline, zip! he silently landed within reach
of my hand on my own little iron veranda, and craning
his neck to one side, peered in through the open window
and listened intently for two full minutes.
“Humph!” whispered my
inner consciousness to itself. “He is the
coolest thing I’ve seen since last Christmas
left town. I wonder what he is up to? There’s
nothing in my apartment worth stealing, now that my
wife and children are away, unless it be my Jap valet,
Nogi, who might make a very excellent cab driver if
I could only find words to convey to his mind the
idea that he is discharged.”
And then the visitor, apparently having
correctly assured himself that there was no one within,
stepped across the window sill and vanished into the
darkness of my kitchen. A moment later I too entered
the window in pursuit, not so close a one, however,
as to acquaint him with my proximity. I wanted
to see what the chap was up to; and also being totally
unarmed and ignorant as to whether or not he carried
dangerous weapons, I determined to go slow for a little
while. Moreover, the situation was not wholly
devoid of novelty, and it seemed to me that here at
last was abundant opportunity for a new sensation.
As he had entered, so did he walk cautiously along
the narrow bowling alley that serves for a hallway
connecting my drawing-room and library with the dining-room,
until he came to the library, into which he disappeared.
This was not reassuring to me, because, to tell the
truth, I value my books more than I do my plate, and
if I were to be robbed I should much have preferred
his taking my plated plate from the dining-room than
any one of my editions-deluxe sets of the works of
Marie Corelli, Hall Caine, and other standard authors
from the library shelves. Once in the library,
he quietly drew the shades at the windows thereof to
bar possible intruding eyes from without, turned on
the electric lights, and proceeded to go through my
papers as calmly and coolly as though they were his
own. In a short time, apparently, he found what
he wanted in the shape of a royalty statement recently
received by me from my publishers, and, lighting one
of my cigars from a bundle of brevas in front
of him, took off his coat and sat down to peruse the
statement of my returns. Simple though it was,
this act aroused the first feeling of resentment in
my breast, for the relations between the author and
his publishers are among the most sacred confidences
of life, and the peeping Tom who peers through a keyhole
at the courtship of a young man engaged in wooing
his fiancee is no worse an intruder than he who would
tear aside the veil of secrecy which screens the official
returns of a “best seller” from the public
eye. Feeling, therefore, that I had permitted
matters to proceed as far as they might with propriety,
I instantly entered the room and confronted my uninvited
guest, bracing myself, of course, for the defensive
onslaught which I naturally expected to sustain.
But nothing of the sort occurred, for the intruder,
with a composure that was nothing short of marvelous
under the circumstances, instead of rising hurriedly
like one caught in some disreputable act, merely leaned
farther back in the chair, took the cigar from his
mouth, and greeted me with:
“Howdy do, sir. What can
I do for you this beastly hot night?”
The cold rim of a revolver-barrel
placed at my temple could not more effectually have
put me out of business than this nonchalant reception.
Consequently I gasped out something about its being
the sultriest 47th of August in eighteen years, and
plumped back into a chair opposite him. “I
wouldn’t mind a Remsen cooler myself,”
he went on, “but the fact is your butler is
off for to-night, and I’m hanged if I can find
a lemon in the house. Maybe you’ll join
me in a smoke?” he added, shoving my own bundle
of brevas across the table. “Help
yourself.”
“I guess I know where the lemons
are,” said I. “But how did you know
my butler was out?”
“I telephoned him to go to Philadelphia
this afternoon to see his brother Yoku, who is ill
there,” said my visitor. “You see,
I didn’t want him around to-night when I called.
I knew I could manage you alone in case you turned
up, as you see you have, but two of you, and one a
Jap, I was afraid might involve us all in ugly complications.
Between you and me, Jenkins, these Orientals
are pretty lively fighters, and your man Nogi particularly
has got jiu-jitsu down to a pretty fine point, so I
had to do something to get rid of him. Our arrangement
is a matter for two, not three, anyhow.”
“So,” said I, coldly.
“You and I have an arrangement, have we?
I wasn’t aware of it.”
“Not yet,” he answered.
“But there’s a chance that we may have.
If I can only satisfy myself that you are the man
I’m looking for, there is no earthly reason
that I can see why we should not come to terms.
Go on out and get the lemons and the gin and soda,
and let’s talk this thing over man to man like
a couple of good fellows at the club. I mean you
no harm, and you certainly don’t wish to do
any kind of injury to a chap who, even though appearances
are against him, really means to do you a good turn.”
“Appearances certainly are against
you, sir,” said I, a trifle warmly, for the
man’s composure was irritating. “A
disappearance would be more likely to do you credit
at this moment.”
“Tush, Jenkins!” he answered.
“Why waste breath saying self-evident things?
Here you are on the verge of a big transaction, and
you delay proceedings by making statements of fact,
mixed in with a cheap wit which, I must confess, I
find surprising, and so obvious as to be visible even
to the blind. You don’t talk like an author
whose stuff is worth ten cents a word more
like a penny-a-liner, in fact, with whom words are
of such small value that no one’s the loser
if he throws away a whole dictionary. Go out
and mix a couple of your best Remsen coolers, and by
the time you get back I’ll have got to the gist
of this royalty statement of yours, which is all I’ve
come for. Your silver and books and love letters
and manuscripts are safe from me. I wouldn’t
have ’em as a gift.”
“What concern have you with my royalties?”
I demanded.
“A vital one,” said he.
“Mix the coolers, and when you get back I’ll
tell you. Go on. There’s a good chap.
It’ll be daylight before long, and I want to
close up this job if I can before sunrise.”
What there was in the man’s
manner to persuade me to compliance with his wishes,
I am sure I cannot say definitely. There was a
cold, steely glitter in his eye, for one thing.
With it, however, was a strengthfulness of purpose,
a certain pleasant masterfulness, that made me feel
that I could trust him, and it was to this aspect
of his nature that I yielded. There was something
frankly appealing in his long, thin, ascetic looking
face, and I found it irresistible.
“All right,” said I with
a smile and a frown to express the conflicting quality
of my emotions. “So be it. I’ll
get the coolers, but you must remember, my friend,
that there are coolers and coolers, just as there are
jugs and jugs. The kind of jug that remains for
you will depend upon the story you have to tell when
I get back, so you’d better see that it’s
a good one.”
“I am not afraid, Jenkins, old
chap,” he said with a hearty laugh as I rose.
“If this royalty statement can prove to me that
you are the literary partner I need in my business,
I can prove to you that I’m a good man to tie
up to so go along with you.”
With this he lighted a fresh cigar
and turned to a perusal of my statement, which, I
am glad to say, was a good one, owing to the great
success of my book, Wild Animals I Have Never Met the
seventh-best seller at Rochester, Watertown, and Miami
in June and July, 1905 while I went out
into the dining-room and mixed the coolers. As
you may imagine, I was not long at it, for my curiosity
over my visitor lent wings to my corkscrew, and in
five minutes I was back with the tempting beverages
in the tall glasses, the lemon curl giving it the
vertebrate appearance that all stiff drinks should
have, and the ice tinkling refreshingly upon the sultry
air.
“There,” said I, placing
his glass before him. “Drink hearty, and
then to business. Who are you?”
“There is my card,” he
replied, swallowing a goodly half of the cooler and
smacking his lips appreciatively, and tossing a visiting
card across to me on the other side of the table.
I picked up the card and read as follows: “Mr.
Raffles Holmes, London and New York.”
“Raffles Holmes?” I cried in amazement.
“The same, Mr. Jenkins,”
said he. “I am the son of Sherlock Holmes,
the famous detective, and grandson of A. J. Raffles,
the distinguished er ah
cricketer, sir.”
I gazed at him, dumb with astonishment.
“You’ve heard of my father, Sherlock Holmes?”
asked my visitor.
I confessed that the name of the gentleman was not
unfamiliar to me.
“And Mr. Raffles, my grandfather?” he
persisted.
“If there ever was a story of
that fascinating man that I have not read, Mr. Holmes,”
said I, “I beg you will let me have it.”
“Well, then,” said he
with that quick, nervous manner which proved him a
true son of Sherlock Holmes, “did it never occur
to you as an extraordinary happening, as you read
of my father’s wonderful powers as a detective,
and of Raffles’ equally wonderful prowess as
a er well, let us not mince
words as a thief, Mr. Jenkins, the two men
operating in England at the same time, that no story
ever appeared in which Sherlock Holmes’s genius
was pitted against the subtly planned misdeeds of
Mr. Raffles? Is it not surprising that with two
such men as they were, working out their destinies
in almost identical grooves of daily action, they should
never have crossed each other’s paths as far
as the public is the wiser, and in the very nature
of the conflicting interests of their respective lines
of action as foemen, the one pursuing, the other pursued,
they should to the public’s knowledge never
have clashed?”
“Now that you speak of it,”
said I, “it was rather extraordinary that nothing
of the sort happened. One would think that the
sufferers from the depredations of Raffles would immediately
have gone to Holmes for assistance in bringing the
other to justice. Truly, as you intimate, it was
strange that they never did.”
“Pardon me, Jenkins,”
put in my visitor. “I never intimated anything
of the sort. What I intimated was that no story
of any such conflict ever came to light. As a
matter of fact, Sherlock Holmes was put upon a Raffles
case in 1883, and while success attended upon every
step of it, and my grandfather was run to earth by
him as easily as was ever any other criminal in Holmes’s
grip, a little naked god called Cupid stepped in, saved
Raffles from jail, and wrote the word failure across
Holmes’s docket of the case. I, sir, am the
only tangible result of Lord Dorrington’s retainers
to Sherlock Holmes.”
“You speak enigmatically, after
the occasional fashion of your illustrious father,”
said I. “The Dorrington case is unfamiliar
to me.”
“Naturally so,” said my
vis-a-vis. “Because, save to my father,
my grandfather, and myself, the details are unknown
to anybody. Not even my mother knew of the incident,
and as for Dr. Watson and Bunny, the scribes through
whose industry the adventures of those two great men
were respectively narrated to an absorbed world, they
didn’t even know there had ever been a Dorrington
case, because Sherlock Holmes never told Watson and
Raffles never told Bunny. But they both told me,
and now that I am satisfied that there is a demand
for your books, I am willing to tell it to you with
the understanding that we share and share alike in
the profits if perchance you think well enough of
it to write it up.”
“Go on!” I said. “I’ll
whack up with you square and honest.”
“Which is more than either Watson
or Bunny ever did with my father or my grandfather,
else I should not be in the business which now occupies
my time and attention,” said Raffles Holmes
with a cold snap to his eyes which I took as an admonition
to hew strictly to the line of honor, or to subject
myself to terrible consequences. “With that
understanding, Jenkins, I’ll tell you the story
of the Dorrington Ruby Seal, in which some crime, a
good deal of romance, and my ancestry are involved.”