I had seen the marvellous creation
very often at the opera, and in many ways resented
it. Not that I was in the least degree a victim
to envy, hatred, and malice towards those who are
possessed of a superabundance of this world’s
good things far from it. I rejoice
in the great fortunes of earth because, with every
dollar corralled by the superior energies of the multi-millionaires,
the fewer there are for other men to seek, and until
we stop seeking dollars and turn our minds to other,
finer things, there will be no hope of peace and sweet
content upon this little green ball we inhabit.
My resentment of Mrs. Burlingame’s diamond stomacher
was not then based on envy of its possession, but
merely upon the twofold nuisance which it created at
the opera-house, as the lady who wore it sat and listened
to the strains of Wagner, Bizet, or Gounod, mixed
in with the small-talk of Reggie Stockson, Tommie
de Coupon, and other lights of the social firmament.
In the first place, it caused the people sitting about
me in the high seats of the opera-house to chatter
about it and discuss its probable worth every time
the lady made her appearance in it, and I had fled
from the standee part of the house to the top gallery
just to escape the talkers, and, if possible, to get
my music straight, without interruptions of any sort
whatsoever on the side. In the second place,
the confounded thing glittered so that, from where
I sat, it was as dazzling as so many small mirrors
flashing in the light of the sun. It seemed as
if every electric light in the house found some kind
of a refractor in the thousands of gems of which it
was composed, and many of the brilliant light effects
of the stage were dimmed in their lustre by the persistent
intrusion of Mrs. Burlingame’s glory upon my
line of vision.
Hence in was that, when I picked up
my morning paper and read in great flaring head-lines
on the front page that Mrs. Burlingame’s diamond
stomacher had been stolen from her at her Onyx Cottage
at Newport, I smiled broadly, and slapped the breakfast-table
so hard in my satisfaction that even the shredded-wheat
biscuits flew up into the air and caught in the chandelier.
“Thank Heaven for that!”
I said. “Next season I shall be able to
enjoy my opera undisturbed.”
“I little thought, at that blissful
moment, how closely indeed were my own fortunes to
be connected with that wonderful specimen of the jeweler’s
handicraft, but an hour later I was made aware of the
first link in the chain that, in a measure, bound
me to it. Breakfast over, I went to my desk to
put the finishing touches to a novel I had written
the week before, when word came up on the telephone
from below that a gentleman from Busybody’s
Magazine wished to see me on an important matter
of business.
“Tell him I’m already
a subscriber,” I called down, supposing the visitor
to be merely an agent. “I took the magazine,
and a set of Chaucer in a revolving bookcase, from
one of their agents last month and have paid my dollar.”
In a moment another message came over the wire.
“The gentleman says he wants
to see you about writing a couple of full-page sonnets
for the Christmas number,” the office man ’phoned
up.
“Show him up,” I replied, instantly.
Two minutes later a rather handsome
man, with a fine eye and a long, flowing gray beard,
was ushered into my apartment.
“I am Mr. Stikes, of Busybody’s,
Mr. Jenkins,” he said, with a twinkle in his
eye. “We thought you might like to contribute
to our Christmas issue. We want two sonnets,
one on the old Christmas and the other on the new.
We can’t offer you more than a thousand dollars
apiece for them, but ”
Something caught in my throat, but
I managed to reply. “I might shade my terms
a trifle since you want as many as two,” I gurgled.
“And I assume you will pay on acceptance?”
“Certainly,” he said,
gravely. “Could you let me have them, say this
afternoon?”
I turned away so that he would not
see the expression of joy on my face, and then there
came from behind me a deep chuckle and the observation
in a familiar voice:
“You might throw in a couple
of those Remsen coolers, too, while you’re about
it, Jenkins.”
I whirled about as if struck, and
there, in place of the gray-bearded editor, stood Raffles
Holmes.
“Bully disguise, eh!”
he said, folding up his beard and putting it in his
pocket.
“Ye-e-es,” said I,
ruefully, as I thought of the vanished two thousand.
“I think I preferred you in disguise, though,
old man,” I added.
“You won’t when you hear
what I’ve come for,” said he. “There’s
$5000 apiece in this job for us.”
“To what job do you refer?” I asked.
“The Burlingame case,”
he replied. “I suppose you read in the papers
this morning how Mrs. Burlingame’s diamond stomacher
has turned up missing.”
“Yes,” said I, “and I’m glad
of it.”
“You ought to be,” said
Holmes, “since it will put $5000 in your pocket.
You haven’t heard yet that there is a reward
of $10,000 offered for its recovery. The public
announcement has not yet been made, but it will be
in to-night’s papers, and we are the chaps that
are going to get the reward.”
“But how?” I demanded.
“Leave that to me,” said
he. “By-the-way, I wish you’d let
me leave this suit-case of mine in your room for about
ten days. It holds some important papers, and
my shop is turned topsy-turvy just now with the painters.”
“Very well,” said I. “I’ll
shove it under my bed.”
“I took the suit-case as Holmes
had requested, and hid it away in my bedroom, immediately
returning to the library, where he sat smoking one
of my cigars as cool as a cucumber. There was
something in his eye, however, that aroused my suspicion
as soon as I entered.
“See here, Holmes,” said
I. “I can’t afford to be mixed up
in any shady business like this, you know. Have
you got that stomacher?”
“No, I haven’t,” said he. “Honor
bright I haven’t.”
I eyed him narrowly.
“I think I understand the evasion,”
I went on. “You haven’t got it because
I have got it it’s in that suit-case
under my bed.”
“Open it and see for yourself,” said he.
“It isn’t there.”
“But you know where it is?” I demanded.
“How else could I be sure of that $10,000 reward?”
he asked.
“Where is it?” I demanded.
“It er it
isn’t located yet that is, not finally,”
said he. “And it won’t be for ten
days. Ten days from now Mrs. Burlingame will find
it herself and we’ll divvy on the reward, my
boy, and not a trace of dishonesty in the whole business.”
And with that Raffles Holmes filled
his pockets with cigars from my stores, and bidding
me be patient went his way.
The effect of his visit upon my nerves
was such that any more work that day was impossible.
The fear of possible complications to follow upset
me wholly, and, despite his assurance that the suit-case
was innocent of surreptitiously acquired stomachers,
I could not rid my mind of the suspicion that he made
of my apartment a fence for the concealment of his
booty. The more I thought of it the more was I
inclined to send for him and request him to remove
the bag forthwith, and yet, if it should so happen
that he had spoken the truth, I should by that act
endanger our friendship and possibly break the pact,
which bade fair to be profitable. Suddenly I
remembered his injunction to me to look for myself
and see if the stomacher really was concealed there,
and I hastened to act upon it. It might have
been pure bluff on his part, and I resolved not to
be bluffed.
The case opened easily, and the moment
I glanced into it my suspicions were allayed.
It contained nothing but bundle after bundle of letters
tied together with pink and blue ribbons, one or two
old daguerreotypes, some locks of hair, and an ivory
miniature of Raffles Holmes himself as an infant.
Not a stomacher, diamond or otherwise, was hid in the
case, nor any other suspicious object, and I closed
it with a sheepish feeling of shame for having intruded
upon the sacred correspondence and relics of the happy
childhood days of my new friend.
That night, as Holmes had asserted,
a reward of $10,000 was offered for the recovery of
the Burlingame stomacher, and the newspapers for the
next ten days were full of the theories of detectives
of all sorts, amateur, professional, and reportorial.
Central Office was after it in one place, others sought
it elsewhere. The editor of one New York paper
printed a full list of the names of the guests at
Mrs. Burlingame’s dinner the night the treasure
was stolen, and, whether they ever discovered it for
themselves or not, several bearers of highly honored
social names were shadowed by reporters and others
everywhere they went for the next week. At the
end of five days the reward was increased to $20,000,
and then Raffles Holmes’s name began to appear
in connection with the case. Mrs. Burlingame herself
had sent for him, and, without taking it out of the
hands of others, had personally requested him to look
into the matter. He had gone to Newport and looked
the situation over there. He had questioned all
the servants in her two establishments at Newport
and New York, and had finally assured the lady that,
on the following Tuesday morning, he would advise her
by wire of the definite location of her missing jewel.
During all this time Holmes had not
communicated with me at all, and I began to fear that,
offended by my behavior at our last meeting, he had
cut me out of his calculations altogether, when, just
as I was about to retire on Sunday night, he reappeared
as he had first come to me stealing up the
fire-escape; and this time he wore a mask, and carried
unquestionably a burglar’s kit and a dark lantern.
He started nervously as he caught sight of me reaching
up to turn off the light in the library.
“Hang it call, Jenkins!”
he cried. “I thought you’d gone off
to the country for the week-end.”
“No,” said I. “I
meant to go, but I was detained. What’s
up?”
“Oh, well I may as
well out with it,” he answered. “I
didn’t want you to know, but well,
watch and see.”
With this Raffles Holmes strode directly
to my bookcase, removed my extra-illustrated set
of Fox’s Book of Martyrs, in five volumes,
from the shelves, and there, resting upon the shelf
behind them, glittered nothing less than the missing
stomacher!
“Great Heavens, Holmes!”
I said, “what does this mean? How did those
diamonds get there?”
“I put them there myself while
you were shoving my suit-case under your bed the other
night,” said he.
“You told me you didn’t have them,”
I said, reproachfully.
“I didn’t when I spoke you
had them,” said he.
“You told me they had not been finally located,”
I persisted, angrily.
“I told you the truth.
They were only temporarily located,” he answered.
“I’m going to locate them definitely to-night,
and to-morrow Mrs. Burlingame will find them ”
“Where?” I cried.
“In her own safe in her New
York house!” said Raffles Holmes.
“You ”
“Yes I took them
from Newport myself very easy job, too,”
said Raffles Holmes. “Ever since I saw
them at the opera last winter I have had this in mind,
so when Mrs. Burlingame gave her dinner I served as
an extra butler from Delmonico’s drugged
the regular chap up on the train on his way up from
New York took his clothes, and went in his
place. That night I rifled the Newport safe of
the stomacher, and the next day brought it here.
To-night I take it to the Burlingame house on Fifth
Avenue, secure entrance through a basement door, to
which, in my capacity of detective, I have obtained
the key, and, while the caretakers sleep, Mrs. Burlingame’s
diamond stomacher will be placed in the safe on the
first floor back.
“To-morrow morning I shall send
Mrs. Burlingame this message: ’Have you
looked in your New York safe? [Signed] Raffles
Holmes,’” he continued. “She
will come to town by the first train to find out what
I mean; we will go to her residence; she will open
the safe, and $20,000 for us.”
“By Jove! Holmes, you are
a wonder,” said I. “This stomacher
is worth $250,000 at the least,” I added, as
I took the creation in my hand. “Pot of
money that!”
“Yes,” said he, with a
sigh, taking the stomacher from me and fondling it.
“The Raffles in me tells me that, but the Sherlock
Holmes in my veins well, I can’t
keep it, Jenkins, if that is what you mean.”
I blushed at the intimation conveyed
by his words, and was silent; and Holmes, gathering
up his tools and stuffing the stomacher in the capacious
bosom of his coat, bade me au revoir, and went
out into the night.
The rest is already public property.
All the morning papers were full of the strange recovery
of the Burlingame stomacher the following Tuesday morning,
and the name of Raffles Holmes was in every mouth.
That night, the very essence of promptitude, Holmes
appeared at my apartment and handed me a check for
my share in the transaction.
“Why what does this
mean?” I cried, as I took in the figures; “$12,500 I
thought it was to be only $10,000.”
“It was,” said Raffles
Holmes, “but Mrs. Burlingame was so overjoyed
at getting the thing back she made the check for $25,000
instead of for $20,000.”
“You’re the soul of honor, Holmes!”
I murmured.
“On my father’s side,”
he said, with a sigh. “On my mother’s
side it comes hard.”
“And Mrs. Burlingame didn’t
she ask you how you ferreted the thing out?”
I asked.
“Yes,” said Holmes.
“But I told her that that was my secret, that
my secret was my profession, and that my profession
was my bread and butter.”
“But she must have asked you
who was the guilty person?” I persisted.
“Yes,” said Holmes, “she
did, and I took her for a little gallop through the
social register, in search of the guilty party; that
got on her nerves, so that when it came down to an
absolute question of identity she begged me to forget
it.”
“I am dull of comprehension,
Raffles,” said I. “Tell me exactly
what you mean.”
“Simply this,” said Raffles
Holmes. “The present four hundred consists
of about 19,250 people, of whom about twenty-five
per cent. go to Newport at one time or another say,
4812. Of these 4812 about ten per cent. are eligible
for invitations to the Burlingame dinners, or 480.
Now whom of the 480 possibilities having access to
the Burlingame cottage would we naturally suspect?
Surely only those who were in the vicinity the night
of the robbery. By a process of elimination we
narrowed them down to just ten persons exclusive of
Mrs. Burlingame herself and her husband, old Billie
Burlingame. We took the lot and canvassed them.
There were Mr. and Mrs. Willington Bodfish they
left early and the stomacher was known to be safe
at the time of their departure. There were Bishop
and Mrs. Pounderby, neither of whom would be at all
likely to come back in the dead of night and remove
property that did not belong to them. There were
Senator and Mrs. Jorrocks. The Senator is after
bigger game than diamond stomachers, and Mrs. Jorrocks
is known to be honest. There were Harry Gaddsby
and his wife. Harry doesn’t know enough
to go in when it rains, and is too timid to call even
his soul his own, so he couldn’t have taken it;
and Mrs. Gaddsby is long on stomachers, having at
least five, and therefore would not be likely to try
to land a sixth by questionable means. In that
way we practically cleared eight possibilities of
suspicion.
“‘Now, Mrs. Burlingame,’
said I, ’that leaves four persons still in the
ring yourself, your husband, your daughter,
and the Duke of Snarleyow, your daughter’s newly
acquired fiance, in whose honor the dinner was given.
Of these four, you are naturally yourself the first
to be acquitted. Your husband comes next, and
is not likely to be the guilty party, because if he
wants a diamond stomacher he needn’t steal it,
having money enough to buy a dozen of them if he wishes.
The third, your daughter, should be regarded as equally
innocent, because if she was really desirous of possessing
the jewel all she had to do was to borrow it from
you. That brings us down to the Duke of ”
“‘Hush! I beg of
you, Mr. Raffles Holmes!’ she cried, in great
agitation. ’Not another word, I beseech
you! If any one should overhear us The
subject, after all, is an unprofitable one, and I’d I’d
rather drop it, and it it er it
has just occurred to me that possibly I er possibly
I ’
“‘Put the jewel in the safe yourself?’
I suggested.
“‘Yes,’ said Mrs.
Burlingame,’ with a grateful glance and a tremendous
sigh of relief. ’Now that I think of it,
Mr. Raffles Holmes that was it.
I er I remember perfectly that er that
I didn’t wear it at all the night of my little
dinner, and that I did leave it behind me when
I left town.’”
“Humph!” said I. “That may
account for the extra $5000 ”
“It may,” said Raffles Holmes, pursing
his lips into a deprecatory smile.