Raffles Holmes was unusually thoughtful
the other night when he entered my apartment, and
for a long time I could get nothing out of him save
an occasional grunt of assent or dissent from propositions
advanced by myself. It was quite evident that
he was cogitating deeply over some problem that was
more than ordinarily vexatious, so I finally gave up
all efforts at conversation, pushed the cigars closer
to him, poured him out a stiff dose of his favorite
Glengarry, and returned to my own work. It was
a full hour before he volunteered an observation of
any kind, and then he plunged rapidly into a very
remarkable tale.
“I had a singular adventure
to-day, Jenkins,” he said. “Do you
happen to have in your set of my father’s adventures
a portrait of Sherlock Holmes?”
“Yes, I have,” I replied.
“But you don’t need anything of the kind
to refresh your memory of him. All you have to
do is to look at yourself in the glass, and you’ve
got the photograph before you.”
“I am so like him then?” he queried.
“Most of the time, old man,
I am glad to say,” said I. “There
are days when you are the living image of your grandfather
Raffles, but that is only when you are planning some
scheme of villany. I can almost invariably detect
the trend of your thoughts by a glance at your face you
are Holmes himself in your honest moments, Raffles
at others. For the past week it has delighted
me more than I can say to find you a fac-simile of
your splendid father, with naught to suggest your
fascinating but vicious granddad.”
“That’s what I wanted
to find out. I had evidence of it this afternoon
on Broadway,” said he. “It was bitterly
cold up around Fortieth Street, snowing like the devil,
and such winds as you’d expect to find nowhere
this side of Greenland’s icy mountains.
I came out of a Broadway chop-house and started north,
when I was stopped by an ill-clad, down-trodden specimen
of humanity, who begged me, for the love of Heaven
to give him a drink. The poor chap’s condition
was such that it would have been manslaughter to refuse
him, and a moment later I had him before the Skidmore
bar, gurgling down a tumblerful of raw brandy as though
it were water. He wiped his mouth on his sleeve
and turned to thank me, when a look of recognition
came into his face, and he staggered back half in
fear and half in amazement.
“‘Sherlock Holmes!’ he cried.
“‘Am I?’ said I, calmly, my curiosity
much excited.
“‘Him or his twin!’ said he.
“‘How should you know me?’ I asked.
“‘Good reason enough,’
he muttered. ’’Twas Sherlock Holmes as
landed me for ten years in Reading gaol.’
“‘Well, my friend,’
I answered, ’I’ve no doubt you deserved
it if he did it. I am not Sherlock Holmes,
however, but his son.’
“‘Will you let me take
you by the hand, governor?’ he whispered, hoarsely.
’Not for the kindness you’ve shown me here,
but for the service your old man did me. I am
Nervy Jim the Snatcher.’
“‘Service?’ said
I, with a laugh. ’You consider it a service
to be landed in Reading gaol?’
“‘They was the only happy
years I ever had, sir,’ he answered, impetuously.
‘The keepers was good to me. I was well
fed; kept workin’ hard at an honest job, pickin’
oakum; the gaol was warm, and I never went to bed by
night or got up o’ mornin’s worried over
the question o’ how I was goin’ to get
the swag to pay my rent. Compared to this’ with
a wave of his hand at the raging of the elements along
Broadway ’Reading gaol was heaven,
sir; and since I was discharged I’ve been a
helpless, hopeless wanderer, sleepin’ in doorways,
chilled to the bone, half-starved, with not a friendly
eye in sight, and nothin’ to do all day long
and all night long but move on when the Bobbies tell
me to, and think about the happiness I’d left
behind me when I left Reading. Was you ever homesick,
governor?’
“I confessed to an occasional
feeling of nostalgia for old Picadilly and the Thames.
“’Then you know, says
he, ‘how I feels now in a strange land, dreamin’
of my comfortable little cell at Reading; the good
meals, the pleasant keepers, and a steady job with
nothin’ to worry about for ten short years.
I want to go back, governor I want to go
back!’
“Well,” said Holmes, lighting
a cigar, “I was pretty nearly floored, but when
the door of the saloon blew open and a blast of sharp
air and a furry of snow came in, I couldn’t
blame the poor beggar certainly any place
in the world, even a jail, was more comfortable than
Broadway at that moment. I explained to him,
however, that as far as Reading gaol was concerned,
I was powerless to help him.
“‘But there’s just
as good prisons here, ain’t there, governor?’
he pleaded.
“‘Oh yes,’ said
I, laughing at the absurdity of the situation.
’Sing Sing is a first-class, up-to-date penitentiary,
with all modern improvements, and a pretty select
clientele.’
“‘Couldn’t you put
me in there, governor?’ he asked, wistfully.
’I’ll do anything you ask, short o’
murder, governor, if you only will.’
“‘Why don’t you
get yourself arrested as a vagrant?’ I asked.
’That’ll give you three months on Blackwell’s
Island and will tide you over the winter.’
“‘Tain’t permanent,
governor,’ he objected. ‘At the end
o’ three months I’d be out and have to
begin all over again. What I want is something
I can count on for ten or twenty years. Besides,
I has some pride, governor, and for Nervy Jim to do
three months’ time Lor’, sir,
I couldn’t bring myself to nothin’ so
small!’
“There was no resisting the
poor cuss, Jenkins, and I promised to do what I could
for him.”
“That’s a nice job,” said I.
“What can you do?”
“That’s what stumps me,”
said Raffles Holmes, scratching his head in perplexity.
“I’ve set him up in a small tenement down
on East Houston Street temporarily, and meanwhile,
it’s up to me to land him in Sing Sing, where
he can live comfortably for a decade or so, and I’m
hanged if I know how to do it. He used to be
a first-class second-story man, and in his day was
an A-1 snatcher, as his name signifies and my father’s
diaries attest, but I’m afraid his hand is out
for a nice job such as I would care to have anything
to do with myself.”
“Better let him slide, Raffles,”
said I. “He introduces the third party
element into our arrangement, and that’s mighty
dangerous.”
“True but consider
the literary value of a chap that’s homesick
for jail,” he answered, persuasively. “I
don’t know, but I think he’s new.”
Ah, the insidious appeal of that man!
He knew the crack in my armor, and with neatness and
despatch he pierced it, and I fell.
“Well ” I demurred.
“Good,” said he. “We’ll
consider it arranged. I’ll fix him out in
a week.”
Holmes left me at this point, and
for two days I heard nothing from him. On the
morning of the third day he telephoned me to meet him
at the stage-door of the Metropolitan Opera-House
at four o’clock. “Bring your voice
with you,” said he, enigmatically, “we
may need it.” An immediate explanation of
his meaning was impossible, for hardly were the words
out of his mouth when he hung up the receiver and
cut the connection.
“I wanted to excite your curiosity
so that you would be sure to come,” he laughed,
when I asked his meaning later. “You and
I are going to join Mr. Conried’s selected chorus
of educated persons who want to earn their grand opera
instead of paying five dollars a performance for it.”
And so we did, although I objected a little at first.
“I can’t sing,” said I.
“Of course you can’t,”
said he. “If you could you wouldn’t
go into the chorus. But don’t bother about
that, I have a slight pull here and we can get in
all right as long as we are moderately intelligent,
and able-bodied enough to carry a spear. By-the-way,
in musical circles my name is Dickson. Don’t
forget that.”
That Holmes had a pull was shortly
proven, for although neither of us was more than ordinarily
gifted vocally, we proved acceptable and in a short
time found ourselves enrolled among the supernumeraries
who make of “Lohengrin” a splendid spectacle
to the eye. I found real zest in life carrying
that spear, and entered into the spirit of what I presumed
to be a mere frolic with enthusiasm, merely for the
experience of it, to say nothing of the delight I
took in the superb music, which I have always loved.
And then the eventful night came.
It was Monday and the house was packed. On both
sides of the curtain everything was brilliant.
The cast was one of the best and the audience all
that the New York audience is noted for in wealth,
beauty, and social prestige, and, in the matter of
jewels, of lavish display. Conspicuous in respect
to the last was the ever-popular, though somewhat
eccentric Mrs. Robinson-Jones, who in her grand-tier
box fairly scintillated with those marvellous gems
which gave her, as a musical critic, whose notes on
the opera were chiefly confined to observations on
its social aspects, put it, “the appearance
of being lit up by electricity.” Even from
where I stood, as a part and parcel of the mock king’s
court on the stage, I could see the rubies and sapphires
and diamonds loom large upon the horizon as the read,
white, and blue emblem of our national greatness to
the truly patriotic soul. Little did I dream,
as I stood in the rear line of the court, clad in
all the gorgeous regalia of a vocal supernumerary,
and swelling the noisy welcome to the advancing Lohengrin,
with my apology for a voice, how intimately associated
with these lustrous headlights I was soon to be, and
as Raffles Holmes and I poured out our souls in song
not even his illustrious father would have guessed
that he was there upon any other business than that
of Mr. Conried. As far as I could see, Raffles
was wrapt in the music of the moment, and not once,
to my knowledge, did he seem to be aware that there
was such a thing as an audience, much less one individual
member of it, on the other side of the footlights.
Like a member of the Old Choral Guard, he went through
the work in hand as nonchalantly as though it were
his regular business in life. It was during the
intermission between the first and second acts that
I began to suspect that there was something in the
wind beside music, for Holmes’s face became set,
and the resemblance to his honorable father, which
had of late been so marked, seemed to dissolve itself
into an unpleasant suggestion of his other forbear,
the acquisitive Raffles. My own enthusiasm for
our operatic experience, which I took no pains to
conceal, found no response in him, and from the fall
of the curtain on the first act it seemed to me as
if he were trying to avoid me. So marked indeed
did this desire to hold himself aloof become that I
resolved to humor him in it, and instead of clinging
to his side as had been my wont, I let him go his
own way, and, at the beginning of the second act,
he disappeared. I did not see him again until
the long passage between Ortrud and Telrammund was
on, when, in the semi-darkness of the stage, I caught
sight of him hovering in the vicinity of the electric
switch-board by which the lights of the house are
controlled. Suddenly I saw him reach out his
hand quickly, and a moment later every box-light went
out, leaving the auditorium in darkness, relieved
only by the lighting of the stage. Almost immediately
there came a succession of shrieks from the grand-tier
in the immediate vicinity of the Robinson-Jones box,
and I knew that something was afoot. Only a slight
commotion in the audience was manifest to us upon the
stage, but there was a hurrying and scurrying of ushers
and others of greater or less authority, until finally
the box-lights flashed out again in all their silk-tasselled
illumination. The progress of the opera was not
interrupted for a moment, but in that brief interval
of blackness at the rear of the house some one had
had time to force his way into the Robinson-Jones
box and snatch from the neck of its fair occupant that
wondrous hundred-thousand-dollar necklace of matchless
rubies that had won the admiring regard of many beholders,
and the envious interest of not a few.
Three hours later Raffles Holmes and
I returned from the days and dress of Lohengrin’s
time to affairs of to-day, and when we were seated
in my apartment along about two o’clock in the
morning, Holmes lit a cigar, poured himself out a
liberal dose of Glengarry, and with a quiet smile,
leaned back in his chair.
“Well,” he said, “what about it?”
“You have the floor, Raffles,” I answered.
“Was that your work?”
“One end of it,” said
he. “It went off like clock-work. Poor
old Nervy has won his board and lodging for twenty
years all right.”
“But he’s got away with it,”
I put in.
“As far as East Houston Street,”
Holmes observed, quietly. “To-morrow I
shall take up the case, track Nervy to his lair, secure
Mrs. Robinson-Jones’ necklace, return it to
the lady, and within three weeks the Snatcher will
take up his abode on the banks of the Hudson, the only
banks the ordinary cracksman is anxious to avoid.”
“But how the dickens did you
manage to put a crook like that on the grand-tier
floor?” I demanded.
“Jenkins, what a child you are!”
laughed Holmes. “How did I get him there?
Why, I set him up with a box of his own, directly above
the Robinson-Jones box you can always get
one for a single performance if you are willing to
pay for it and with a fair expanse of shirt-front,
a claw-hammer and a crush hat almost any man who has
any style to him at all these days can pass for a
gentleman. All he had to do was to go to the opera-house,
present his ticket, walk in and await the signal.
I gave the man his music cue, and two minutes before
the lights went out he sauntered down the broad staircase
to the door of the Robinson-Jones box, and was ready
to turn the trick. He was under cover of darkness
long enough to get away with the necklace, and when
the lights came back, if you had known enough to look
out into the auditorium you would have seen him back
there in his box above, taking in the situation as
calmly as though he had himself had nothing whatever
to do with it.”
“And how shall you trace him?”
I demanded. “Isn’t that going to be
a little dangerous?”
“Not if he followed out my instructions,”
said Holmes. “If he dropped a letter addressed
to himself in his own hand-writing at his East Houston
Street lair, in the little anteroom of the box, as
I told him to do, we’ll have all the clews we
need to run him to earth.”
“But suppose the police find it?” I asked.
“They won’t,” laughed
Holmes. “They’ll spend their time
looking for some impecunious member of the smart set
who might have done the job. They always try
to find the sensational clew first, and by day after
to-morrow morning four or five poor but honest members
of the four-hundred will find when they read the morning
papers that they are under surveillance, while I, knowing
exactly what has happened will have all the start I
need. I have already offered my services, and
by ten o’clock to-morrow morning they will be
accepted, as will also those of half a hundred other
detectives, professional and amateur. At eleven
I will visit the opera-house, where I expect to find
the incriminating letter on the floor, or if the cleaning
women have already done their work, which is very doubtful,
I will find it later among the sweepings of waste
paper in the cellar of the opera-house. Accompanied
by two plain-clothes men from headquarters I will then
proceed to Nervy’s quarters, and, if he is really
sincere in his desire to go to jail for a protracted
period, we shall find him there giving an imitation
of a gloat over his booty.”
“And suppose the incriminating
letter is not there?” I asked. “He
may have changed his mind.”
“I have arranged for that,”
said Holmes, with a quick, steely glance at me.
“I’ve got a duplicate letter in my pocket
now. If he didn’t drop it, I will.”
But Nervy Jim was honest at least
in his desire for a permanent residence in an up-to-date
penitentiary, for, even as the deed itself had been
accomplished with a precision that was almost automatic,
so did the work yet to be done go off with the nicety
of a well-regulated schedule. Everything came
about as Holmes had predicted, even to the action of
the police in endeavoring to fasten the crime upon
an inoffensive and somewhat impecunious social dangler,
whose only ambition in life was to lead a cotillion
well, and whose sole idea of how to get money under
false pretences was to make some over-rich old maid
believe that he loved her for herself alone and in
his heart scorned her wealth. Even he profited
by this, since he later sued the editor who printed
his picture with the label “A Social Highwayman”
for libel, claiming damages of $50,000, and then settled
the case out of court for $15,000, spot cash.
The letter was found on the floor of the box where
Nervy Jim had dropped it; Holmes and his plain-clothes
men paid an early visit at the East Houston Street
lodging-house, and found the happy Snatcher snoring
away in his cot with a smile on his face that seemed
to indicate that he was dreaming he was back in a
nice comfortable jail once more; and as if to make
assurance doubly sure, the missing necklace hung about
his swarthy neck! Short work was made of the
arrest; Nervy Him, almost embarrassingly grateful,
was railroaded to Sing Sing in ten days’ time,
for fifteen years, and Raffles Holmes had the present
pleasure and personal satisfaction of restoring the
lost necklace to the fair hands of Mrs. Robinson-Jones
herself.
“Look at that, Jenkins!”
He said, gleefully, when the thing was all over.
“A check for $10,000.”
“Well that isn’t
so much, considering the value of the necklace,”
said I.
“That’s the funny part
of it,” laughed Holmes. “Every stone
in it was paste, but Mrs. Robinson-Jones never let
on for a minute. She paid her little ten thousand
rather than have it known.”
“Great Heavens! really?” I
said.
“Yes,” said Holmes, replacing
the check in his pocket-book. “She’s
almost as nervy as Nervy Jim himself. She’s
what I call a dead-game sport.”