Esculus. Come
hither to me, master Elbow, come hither,
master constable. How
long have you been in this place of
constable?
MEASURE FOR MEASURE
We have seen that when the constable
left the shop he felt some anxiety about the proper
course to be pursued. On the one hand were his
duty and avarice, on the other his fears. After
some meditation he finally effected a compromise between
them, by adopting the resolution to wait until the
formidable Holden should make his appearance again
in the village, where, he thought he would be less
likely, in open day, and surrounded by others, to
resist, or, if he did, the assistance of the bystanders
might be commanded.
Two or three days passed in this manner,
none, excepting the five persons above-mentioned,
having any knowledge of the issuing of the warrant.
The excitement had died away, and the little community
supposed no notice would be taken of the occurrence,
and, for the most part, were disposed that none should
be. Meanwhile, Basset, like a spider in the centre
of his web, watched for his victim, ready to pounce
upon him, as soon as the propitious moment should arrive.
It is curious how the desire to capture Holden increased
with delay. At first, and in the prospect of
immediate danger, the business was far from being
relished, but as time slipped along, and his mind became
familiarized to its contemplation, it began to assume
something of even a tempting character. He began
to fancy that if he could secure the Recluse, he should
achieve for himself a reputation for courage, which
he was far, at present, from possessing. Yet,
still he desired to discharge his commission in the
most prudent manner.
But Holden did not appear. Was
it possible he could have obtained information of
the threatened danger, and was keeping himself concealed?
At the thought, Basset stood two inches higher; his
courage mounted rapidly, and the terrible pirate dwindled
into a submissive culprit.
Ketchum, meanwhile, began to be importunate.
He had become impatient at waiting, and demanded of
the constable the reason of the delay. The latter,
unwilling to confess the true cause, put him off with
such excuses as his ingenuity suggested, until he
had exhausted his stock, and was obliged to apply
himself to the discharge of his duty. He, therefore,
made up his mind to face the danger, but not to monopolize
the glory of the achievement. He dared not go
alone, and accordingly looked round for somebody to
assist him in the perilous enterprise. Now, the
veteran Primus, by virtue of his exploits in the Revolutionary
War, and the loss of one of his legs on the field of
battle, enjoyed a high reputation for bravery.
Backed by the old warrior, or rather led by him, for
Basset meant to yield him the post of honor, the constable
thought he should stand a much greater chance of success.
He determined, therefore, to apply to Primus, secure
his services, and take counsel with him on the best
mode to apprehend Holden. With this view, he
betook himself to the bachelor quarters of the black a
hovel on the outskirts of the village, where we find
him at this present moment.
“I hab some interjection,
Missa Basset,” said Primus, evidently in
reply to a proposition of the constable. “Suppose
you come to ketch me, how I like to hab somebody
help you?”
“No danger of that, Prime,”
said Basset; “you are too clever a fellow for
me to go with a warrant after; and if it was your case,
I should more likely give you a squint of what was
going on, than be plotting how to git hold on ye.
You don’t know your friends, Prime.”
“Dey say ’tis a wise child
dat know his own fader,” answered Primus.
“Now, if a child dat see his fader ebery day,
and been brung up in de same house, not know him,
how is it possible dat I know you, Missa Basset,
who neber before do me de honor ob a visit?”
“Why,” said the constable,
who hardly knew what reply to make, “you never
come to see me, Prime.”
“Dat is de trute,” said
Primus, “and dat look as do you and me is no
great friends, arter all. But,” added he,
observing the other’s embarrassment, “dat
is needer here nor dere. I always suspect you
bery much, sar, and is willing to do anything to obleege
you. Tell us, now, ’xactly, what you want
me to do.”
“Why, you see, I want somebody
to go along with me to be there when I take him, that’s
all. The island’s three or four miles off,
and I shall want you to help row the boat.”
“O, if dat is all, I is ’greeable,”
exclaimed Primus. “When you tink of going,
Missa Basset?”
“I ain’t just made up
my mind on that pint, and that’s one thing I
want to talk about. When will he be most likely
to be at home? What do you think? Had we
better go in the morning, or wait till afternoon.”
“Dat inquire some deflexum.
Let me see: I don’t know about de day, at
all. If he see you coming, he make off, probumbly,
and den de job is lost, and de fire is in de fat.
De night is de best time, I guess, to ketch dis
kind ob fish.”
But this opinion did not suit the
notions of the constable.
“It won’t be half so pleasant,”
he said. “It’s plaguy cold at night;
and if it keeps on at this rate, the river will soon
freeze up. I expect we can git him easier, too,
in the day-time than at night.”
For some reason Primus seemed to entertain
a decidedly contrary opinion.
“You suspec’,” cried
he, “de olé man let you put you hand an
him as easy as Frisky wink (looking at a little mongrel,
that at the mention of his name jumped into his master’s
lap). Ketch a weasel asleep! De old man
beard too long for dat.”
“Why, I can’t see,”
said Basset, “what objections you can have if
I take the risk. You can’t deny it’s
a great deal pleasanter in the day time than to go
along shivering at night, and, perhaps, catch a tarnation
cold. So, Prime, what say to going down to-morrow
in the forenoon or afternoon, I don’t care much
which? It’s all one to me.”
“It’s all no use,”
persisted Primus. “You just hab to
pay for de boat and my sarvices, and git noting.
Dat is what I call a berry bad spec, Missa Basset.”
“Well, what’s that to
you, I tell you? If I choose to run the risk,
that’s enough, and you ought to be satisfied.
You git your pay, and what more do you want?”
“Dere is someting more I want,”
exclaimed the General, “I want de satisfacshum
ob victory. I want de satisfacshum here,”
he repeated, laying his hand on his breast. “Do
you tink, sar, dat a genlmn, dat fight in de Resolutionary
war, and gib one leg, dat you may stand on two free
leg, hab no feeling ob honor? Beside,
dis old soger don’t want no bread he don’t
arn.”
“Well, I’ll make a bargain
with you, that if we don’t catch Holden, you
shan’t have anything. That horse is soon
curried.”
“Ah, dat won’t do.
My time is precious, and de hire is wordy ob de
laborer. No, Missa Basset, if you want
to go in de day time, you can go. Dere is nobody
will hender you. But dis child you will
please ’scuse. Beside, dere is a good reason
I say noting about ’cause I don’t want
to hurt you feelings.”
“What’s that?” said
Basset. “Don’t be afeared, spit it
out.”
“Well, seeing as how you is
so pressing you see I tink someting ob my ’spectability.”
“Your what?” exclaimed
the constable, utterly at a loss to imagine the meaning
of the other.
“My ’spectability,”
repeated Primus, gravely. “You see, when
I was a young man I sociate wid da best company
in de country. I members de time when General
Wayne (dey called him Mad Antony cause he fight so
like de dibble) say afore de whole army dat haansome
fellow meaning me look like
anoder Anibal (Anibal I guess was a French General).
Ah,” sighed Primus, “dey made more ’count
ob colored pussons den, dan dey does
now.”
“What has all this to do with
your respectability?” inquired Basset who began
to be a little impatient.
“I come to dat at de end ob
de roll call,” responded Primus. “Do
you tink it bery ’spectable now, for a man who,
in his younger day, fight for liberty, to go for to
take it away in his old age from anoder man?”
“But just consider,” said
Basset, whose cue was flattery and conciliation, “Holden
went agin the very laws you made.”
“I make de law, Missa Basset?”
roared Primus, “haw! haw! haw! I make de
law, haw! haw! haw! does you want to kill me!
O dear!”
“Yes,” said Basset stoutly,
“and I can prove it. Now say, if the Americans
didn’t make their own laws, wouldn’t the
British make ’em for ’em? And who
was it drove the British out and give us a chance to
make our own laws eh?”
“Pity you isn’t a lawyer,”
said Primus, suddenly abandoning his mirth at the
other’s explanation, “dere is a great deal
in what you say de white men owes a big
debt to us colored pussons. Dat is a fust rate
reason why I should want to see de law execute but
not for me to go myself in particular, when, perhaps
de olé man point his rifle at me, and tell me
to clear out.”
“Why, you don’t think
he’ll resist?” cried the constable somewhat
startled, feeling the apprehensions revive which Tom
Gladding had occasioned, but which the passage of
a few days had almost lulled asleep.
“’Tis bery hard to tell
what a man do when he git in a corner,” said
Primus, shaking his head, and fastening his eyes on
the constable’s face, “but, if you want
to know my ’pinion, it is just dis if
Missa Holden know what you up to, he make day
light shine trough you, in less dan no time,
rader dan be took.”
“Poh?” exclaimed Basset,
affecting a courage he was far from feeling, “you’re
skeary, Prime. So, in your judgment, it’s
safer to go by night, is it?”
“My ’pinion is made up
on all de pints,” said Primus, resolutely, and
bringing all his batteries to bear. “Dis
case hab two hinge, de fust is de ’spectability,
and de second de safety. Now, if any man suspect
me to go on work ob dis a kind in de day
time, when ebery body see me in you company, he as
much mistake as when he kiss his granny for a gal.
De night is de proper time for sich a dark business,
and it suit me better if I ’scuse altogeder
from it. But I wish to ’bleege you, Missa
Basset. Now, de second hinge is de safety, and
it ’stonish me dat an onderstanding man, and
a man ob experunce and larning like you, Missa
Basset, should dream o’ going in de daytime.
Dere stand old Holden probumbly wid his rifle in de
window and all he hab to do, he see so plan,
is to pull de trigger and den where is you, Missa
Basset? Or perhaps,” he added laughing,
“’stead ob shooting at you, he shoot
at me, and dat would be bery onpleasant. In de
day-time, a colored pusson make a better mark
dan a white man; but in de night we has de advantage.
Haw! Haw!”
This was a view of things that did
not please the constable at all, and the mirth of
the negro appealed excessively ill-timed. He,
therefore, said:
“Don’t talk so, Prime;
it’s dreadful to hear you. Well, if you’re
afraid, say so, and done with ”
“Me, ’fraid,” exclaimed
Primus, “me dat is as ’customed to de bullets
as de roof to de rain! No, sar, you is better
’quainted wid de genlmen dat is ’fraid
dan dis child.”
“Don’t git mad though,”
said Basset, in whose mind one apprehension drove
out another, and who began to fear he might lose altogether
his new ally. “Everybody knows you’re
as brave as Julius Caesar, Prime.”
“Please, sar, not to repair
me to no Caesar,” exclaimed the indignant General.
“De Caesars ob my ’qaintance was nebber
no great shakes. I hab a better name dan
dat. My name is Primus dat mean, in
Latin, fust so I hear genlmn say, and Ransome,
and de meaning ob dat is, dat in de glorious
Resolution I run some arter de British (dough de foolish
doctor abuse me and say dey give me de name ’cause
I run away), and putting bote togedder dey makes
a name any genlmn may be proud ob. But,
Missa Basset, what you going to gib me for dis
job?”
“Why, a quarter’ll be good wages, I guess.”
“A quarter ob a dollar!
Do you s’pose I dispose myself to ketch cold
on de ribber, and die afore my time, and arter dat
to be shoot at, like a duck, for a quarter? I
don’t ’list on no such tarms.”
“We’ll say a half.
I’m inclined to be liberal, but I shall expect
you to be lively, Prime.”
“Dat is too little;” grumbled
Primus. “And who else you got to help you?”
“Why, hain’t two enough?
I might as well give up the job at once, and done
with it, if I’m to pay out all the fees.”
“One more will make all sure,”
said Primus, who, prudent general that he was, thought
no odds could be too great against an enemy. “S’pose
I speak to Missa Gladding to insist?”
“Tom Gladding be hung. I won’t give
him a cent.”
“But,” said Primus, who
seemed determined to have his own way in everything,
“you no interjection, I guess, if it don’t
cost you noting.”
“No,” replied Basset,
who was glad enough of another auxiliary, provided
his own packet was not affected. “But, mind
ye, I don’t pay him a red cent.”
“I pay him myself, out ob
my own pass. De danger won’t be so much,
and de work will be done up right, sartin. So,
atween genlmn, de business is settle.”
They parted with the understanding
that the General was to see Gladding and induce him
to take part in the enterprise, and that the three
would meet at a certain place in the evening, the constable
being careful to repeat that he couldn’t afford
more than fifty cents for any assistance that might
be rendered. Primus accordingly called upon Gladding,
and the arrangement must have been satisfactory, for
the three were all at the place of rendezvous at the
appointed hour.