Dogberry. You are
thought here to be the most senseless and fit
man for the constable of the watch; therefore, bear
you the lantern. This is your charge; you
shall comprehend all vagrom men.
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.
It may well be supposed that the misadventures
on the ice were ill calculated to soothe the excited
mind of the constable. He bore a grudge towards
the Solitary before, for his failure and the beating
he had received at the island, and now to be made the
object of such abuse in the presence of his townsmen,
and that on account of a person whom he looked down
upon as a sort of vagrant, was more than his philosophy
could bear. For Basset, with that kind of logic
which is so common with a certain class of people,
could not avoid regarding the Recluse as the culpable
cause of his misfortune in both instances. “If
he hadn’t gone agin the law,” he said to
himself, “I shouldn’t have tried to take
him; and if I hadn’t tried to take him, I shouldn’t
have been treated so.” Whatever Hedge or
Mills may think of such logic, it was satisfactory
to Basset.
His lucubrations, moreover, were very
different in the daytime from those in the solemn
shades of night. As ghosts are said to disappear
when they scent the morning air, so the constable’s
apprehensions of them fled at the rising of the sun.
When in the dark at the island he received the blow
that prostrated him on the earth, he was unable to
determine in his confusion, whether it had been inflicted
by the fisherman’s ghost or by Holden.
It never crossed his mind that it might have come
from any one else. On this subject he had mused
during the whole time of his return from his nocturnal
disaster, without being able to arrive at any conclusion.
If in those witching hours, when the stars gleamed
mysteriously through the drifting clouds, and the
wind moaned among the bare branches, he was inclined
to one opinion rather than to another, it was to that
which would attribute the blow to the ghost.
But with the light of returning day the current of
his thoughts changed. Things assumed an altered
aspect. Fears of inhabitants of an unseen world
vanished, and Basset was angry at himself for entertaining
such silly imaginations. It was now evident that
Holden by some means had obtained a knowledge of the
design to capture him, or had suspected it, or had
noticed the approach of the boat and laid in wait
to take a most unjustifiable revenge. “I
wish I could prove it,” thought Basset; “if
I wouldn’t make him smart for striking an officer!”
We shall not be surprised to find
that the constable feeling thus, provided himself
with another warrant. Smarting under a sense of
injury, both as a man and a baffled administrator of
the law, he had immediately sought the Justice, revealed
the loss of the instrument, and procured another.
Upon returning to the river, where he hoped to triumph
in the presence of those who had witnessed his disgrace,
over one whom he now regarded as an enemy, he found
to his infinite mortification that the bird had flown.
He dared not follow alone, and meditating vengeance,
he kept the fatal document safely deposited in his
pocket-book, where “in grim repose” it
waited for a favorable opportunity and its prey.
On the following Monday morning, the
constable met Gladding in the street, whom he had
not seen since the latter assisted him on the ice.
“How are you?” cried Tom,
seizing him by the hand, and affecting the greatest
pleasure at the meeting; “how do you feel after
your row, friend Basset?”
“Oh, pretty well,” answered
the constable; “how is it with you?
“Alive and kicking,” said
Tom. “But, Basset, you hain’t got
the dents out o’ your hat, I see.”
“No, and I don’t expect
they ever will come out. It’s good as two
dollars damage to me,” he added, taking off the
hat and looking at it with a woeful face. “You’re
a little to blame for it, too, Tom.”
“Me! You ongrateful critter,”
exclaimed Gladding, indignantly. “You want
me to give you a new hat, don’t ye?”
“What made you ask if I’d got the warrant?”
“I never said no such a thing.
I only said sort o’ promiscuously, you hadn’t
showed your document.”
“Well, what was the use o’
that? If you’d kept still there wouldn’t
been no fuss.”
“Who’d ha’ thought
you’d ha’ gone to take a man without being
able to show your authority? Now I call that
plaguy green, Basset. But who stood by you when
everybody else desarted you, and got you out from
under them rough boys, and helped you clean out o’
the scrape? Darn it all, Basset, you’re
the ongratefullest varmint I ever did see, when, in
a manner, I saved your life. Really, I did think,
instead o’ blowing a fellow up in this way,
you’d a stood treat.”
“So I will,” said Basset,
who began to fancy he had found too much fault, and
was unwilling to lose his ally; “so come along
into Jenkins’, and we’ll take it on the
spot. But you must give in, Tom, your observation
was unfortunate”
“Unfortunate for you,”
returned Tom; “but I guess Holden thought ’twasn’t
unfortunate for him. Howsomever, you’ll
let the old fellow slip now, won’t you?”
“Let him slip!” almost
screamed the exasperated Basset, whom Tom’s
manner of treating the subject was not calculated to
mollify. “Let him slip, you say. I’ll
see him, I’ll see him” but in
vain he sought words to express the direful purpose;
language broke down under the effort.
“Poh, poh,” said Tom,
“don’t take on so, man forget
and forgive luck’s been on his side,
that’s all.”
“I tell you what,” said
Basset, “who do you think struck me the other
night?”
“Why, what could it be but Lanfear’s ghost?”
“Don’t talk to me about
sperits; whose afraid o’ them? But tell
us one thing, did you see Holden when you looked into
the window!”
“What makes you ask?”
said the cautious Tom, “supposing I did, or
supposing I didn’t?”
“’Cause I know you didn’t.
Now it’s my opinion,” said Basset, lowering
his voice and looking round suspiciously as if he were
afraid of an action for slander should he be overheard,
“that Holden himself made the assault.”
“That ain’t possible,”
said Gladding, confidently. “You and Prime
stood by the door and would ha’ seen him if he’d
come out there, and I know he didn’t jump out
o’ the window, for I should ha’ seen him.”
“But, perhaps he wasn’t
in the house at all,” persisted Basset; “it
was plaguy dark, and perhaps he heard us coming and
hid himself outside on purpose to play the trick and
take an unfair advantage on us.”
“You’ll never make me
believe that story,” said Gladding, shaking his
head. “I’d as soon believe it was
me as the old man. Prime and me are of the same
opinion, and we should both be witnesses agin you.”
The two, at this stage of the conversation,
reached the door of the grocer’s shop, into
which we will not follow them, but turn our attention
elsewhere.
Meanwhile, the cause of all this excitement
was quietly pursuing the ordinary tenor of his life.
It will have been observed that when Basset attempted
to arrest him, Holden did not even inquire with what
offence he was charged, unless demanding the production
of the warrant may be considered so, and that upon
the constable relinquishing his purpose, he turned
away without giving any attention to the observations
addressed to him. It is not probable that his
design was to avoid the service of process, all unconscious
as he was of any violation of the laws of the State;
and certain it is he made not the slightest difference
in his habits. As before, he pursued his occupation
of basket-making at his hut and his recreations of
fishing and strolling through the woods, as though
no such formidable character as Basset was in existence.
If he did not appear in the village it was an accidental
circumstance, it being only at irregular intervals
that he ever made his appearance there. Thus,
then, passed a week longer; the petulant constable
on the watch, and the steady malignity of Davenport
gradually becoming impatient for gratification.
But the little drama had a course of its own to run.
One morning Primus saw the tall figure
of Holden passing his cabin. The veteran was
at the window smoking his pipe when the Recluse first
came in sight. A secret must have been very closely
kept, indeed, in the village, not to come to his ears,
and the warlike equipment and intentions of Basset
were well known to him. “Dere he come,”
said the negro to himself, “jist like a fly
flying into de spider-web. I guess I gib him
warning.” With this benevolent intention,
Primus went to the door, and as Holden approached,
addressed him with the salutation of the morning.
It was courteously acknowledged, and the General commenced
as if he wished to engage in a conversation.
“Beautiful wedder dis marning, Missa
Holden.”
“Old man, thy days are too short
to be wasted in chattering about the weather,”
said Holden. “Speak, if thou hast aught
to say.”
The General’s attempt at familiarity
was effectually checked, and he felt somewhat chagrined
at the reply; but for all that he would not give up
his friendly purpose.
“Dey say,” he said, with
military precision, “dat de Constable Basset
hab a warrant agin Missa Holden.”
“Thanks, Primus,” said
Holden, resuming his walk, “but I fear the face
of no man.”
“De obstinate pusson!”
exclaimed the negro. “And den to talk about
my short day! Dat is bery onpleasaut. Short
day, Missa Holden, eh? Not as you knows
on. I can tell you dis child born somewhere
about de twenty ob June (at any rate de wedder
was warm), and mean to lib accordingly. Oh, you
git out, Missa Holden! Poor parwarse pusson!
What a pity he hab no suspect for de voice ob
de charmer! I always hear,” he added, chuckling,
in that curious, mirth-inspiring way so peculiar to
the blacks, “dat de black snake know how to
charm best, but all sign fail in dry wedder, and de
pan flash in de powder dis time.”
Holden paid not the least regard to
the information. According to his system of fatalism
he would have considered it beyond his power to alter
the predetermined course of things, but it is not probable
that his mind dwelt upon the thought of personal security.
He went straight forward to the village, calling at
places where he thought he would most likely find
customers for his wares, and in no respect avoiding
public observation. He had sold his baskets, and
was on his return to the river, over whose frozen
surface lay his road home, when he beheld a scene
that solicited his attention and arrested his steps.
It was an Indian burial. Holden
in his round had strolled as far as the piece of table
land, of which mention was made in the first chapter,
to a distance of nearly a mile from the head of the
Severn, and was at the moment opposite a spot reserved
by the tribe, of which a small number were lingering
in the neighborhood, as the revered resting-place
of the bones of their ancestors, whence they themselves
hoped to start for the happy hunting grounds.
It was a place of singular beauty, selected apparently
with a delicate appreciation of the loveliness of
the scenery, for nowhere else in the vicinity was
there so attractive a combination of hill and dale,
and wood and water, to compose a landscape.
The little burying-ground, shorn of
its original dimensions by the encroachments of the
fatal race that came from the rising sun, contained
less than half an acre, and was situated at the top
of a ravine, running down from the level land, on
which the gravestones were erected, to the Yaupaae,
where that river expands itself into a lake.
The sides of the ravine, along its whole sweep upwards,
was covered quite to the top with immense oaks and
chestnuts, the growth of centuries, interspersed with
ash trees, while in the colder and moister part in
the centre, the smooth-barked birch threw out its
gnarled branches. There was no undergrowth, and
under and between the limbs of the trees, the eye
caught a view towards the south of the widened Yaupaae
and of the islands that dotted its surface, with hills
sweeping round in a curve, and presenting an irregular
outline like that made by the backs of a school of
porpoises. Towards the three other quarters of
the compass, a level plain extended for a short distance,
and then was broken up into an undulating surface which
rose into éminences covered with woods that hemmed
in the whole. The falls of the Yaupaae were at
a distance of only a few rods, but invisible, being
hidden by the plain that occupied the intervening space,
at an elevation of some forty feet higher than the
point where the river, rushing down its rocky bed,
made its presence known by a ceaseless roar, and seemed
to chant a dirge over the vanished greatness of the
tribe.
Here were assembled some sixty or
seventy Indians to perform the rights of sepulture
to one of their number. No vestige of their original
wildness was to be traced among them. They were
clothed in the garments of civilization, but of a
coarse and mean quality, and appeared broken down
and dispirited. One half, at least, were women,
and at the moment of which we are speaking they were
collecting together from among the blue slate gravestones,
where they had been dispersed, around a newly dug
grave. The rites were of a Christian character,
and performed by an elder of one of the neighboring
churches, who offered up a prayer, on the conclusion
of which he retired. The grave was immediately
filled, and then commenced a ceremony of a singular
character.
At a given signal the assembled company
began with slow and measured steps, and in silence,
to encircle the grave. It must have been a custom
peculiar to the tribe, at least we do not recollect
seeing it alluded to by any traveller or describer
of Indian manners, and consisted in walking one after
the other around the grave, in the manner called Indian
file, and recounting the good qualities of the departed;
nor was it considered permissible to leave until something
had been said in his praise. The Indians walked
round and round in unbroken silence, each one modestly
waiting, as it seemed at first, for another to speak.
But no one begun, and it soon became evident that
some other cause than modesty restrained their speech.
Thus, with downcast eyes, or casting side long glances
at each other, as in expectation of the wished-for
eulogy, and with the deepest gravity, they followed
round and round, but still with sealed lips. The
defunct must have been a strange being to deserve
no commendation. Could it be? Did he possess
no one good quality by which he could be remembered?
Had he never done a kind act? Could he not hunt,
or fish, or make baskets, or plant corn, or beans,
or potatoes? Surely he must have been able to
do something. Had it never happened that he did
some good by mistake? Perhaps that would answer
the purpose. Or had he been the mere shape and
appearance of a man, and nothing more? He had
vanished like a shadow; was he as unsubstantial?
Were they not mistaken in supposing he had lived among
them! Had he been a dream?
Confused thoughts like these passed
through the simple minds of the rude race, as with
tired steps they followed one another in that weary
round. But was there to be no cessation of those
perpetual gyrations? Yet no gesture, no devious
step betrayed impatience. On they went, as if
destined to move thus for ever. Looks long and
earnest began now to be cast upon the new-made hillock,
as if striving to draw inspiration thence, or reproaching
its tenant with his unworthiness. No inspiration
came, and gradually the steps became slower and more
languid, yet still the measured tread went on.
A darker and darker cloud settled on their weary faces,
but they could not stop; the duty was too sacred to
remain unfulfilled. They could not leave without
a word to cheer their friend upon his way, and yet
the word came not. When would some one speak?
Who would relieve them from the difficulty? At
length the countenance of an old squaw lighted up,
and in low tones she said, “He was a bery good
smoker.” The welcome words were instantly
caught up by all, and with renewed strength each one
moved on, and rejoicing at the solution of the dilemma,
exclaimed, “He was a bery good smoker.”
The charm had taken effect; the word of affectionate
remembrance was spoken; the duty performed; and each
with an approving conscience could now return home.
What thin partitions divide the mirthful
from the mournful, the sublime from the ridiculous!
At the wedding we weep, and at the funeral we can
smile.
Holden who had been standing with
folded arms leaning against the rail fence that enclosed
the yard, and contemplating the ceremonies till the
last Indian departed, now turned to leave, when the
constable with a paper in one hand approached, and
touching Holden with the other, told him he was his
prisoner. The Solitary asked no questions, but
waving his hand to the constable to advance, followed
him in silence.