The family who went by the designation
of “The Kenwigses” were the wife and olive
branches of one Mr. Kenwigs, a turner in ivory, who
was looked upon as a person of some consideration
where he lodged, inasmuch as he occupied the whole
of the first floor, comprising a suite of two rooms.
Mrs. Kenwigs too, was quite a lady in her manners,
and of a very genteel family, having an uncle, Mr.
Lillyvick, who collected a water-rate, and who she
fondly hoped, would make her children his heirs.
Besides which distinction, the two eldest of her little
girls went twice a week to a dancing-school in the
neighborhood, and had flaxen hair tied with blue ribbons,
hanging in luxuriant pigtails down their backs, and
wore little white trousers with frills round the ankles;-for
all of which reasons Mr. and Mrs. Kenwigs, and the
four olive Kenwigses, and the baby, were considered
quite important persons to know.
Upon the eighth anniversary of Mrs.
Kenwigs’ marriage to Mr. Kenwigs, they entertained
a select party of friends, and on that occasion, after
supper had been served, the group gathered by the fireside;
Mr. Lillyvick being stationed in a large arm-chair,
and the four little Kenwigses disposed on a small
form in front of the company, with their flaxen tails
towards them, and their faces to the fire; an arrangement
which was no sooner perfected than Mrs. Kenwigs was
overpowered by the feelings of a mother, and fell
upon Mr. Kenwigs’ shoulder, dissolved in tears.
“They are so beautiful!”
she said, sobbing. “I can-not
help it, and it don’t signify! Oh, they’re
too beautiful to live-much too beautiful!”
On hearing this alarming presentiment
of their early death, all four little girls raised
a hideous cry, and, burying their faces in their mother’s
lap simultaneously, screamed until the eight flaxen
tails vibrated; Mrs. Kenwigs meanwhile clasping them
alternately to her bosom, with attitudes expressive
of distraction.
At length, however, she permitted
herself to be soothed, and the little Kenwigses were
distributed among the company, to prevent the possibility
of Mrs. Kenwigs being again overcome by the blaze of
their united beauty, after which, Morleena, the eldest
olive branch-whose name had been composed
by Mrs. Kenwigs herself for the especial benefit of
her daughter-danced a dance. It was
a very beautiful figure, comprising a great deal of
work for the arms, and was received with unbounded
applause, as were the various accomplishments displayed
by others of the party. The affair was proceeding
most successfully when Mr. Lillyvick took offence
at a remark made by Mr. Kenwigs, and sat swelling and
fuming in offended dignity for some minutes, then burst
out in words of indignation. Here was an untoward
event! The great man,-the rich relation-who
had it in his power to make Morleena an heiress, and
the very baby a legatee-was offended.
Gracious powers, where would this end!
“I am very sorry, sir,”
said Mr. Kenwigs humbly, but the apology was not accepted,
and Mr. Lillyvick continued to repeat; “Morleena,
child, my hat! Morleena, my hat!” until
Mrs. Kenwigs sunk back in her chair, overcome with
grief, while the four little girls (privately instructed
to that effect) clasped their uncle’s drab shorts
in their arms, and prayed him to remain.
“Mr. Lillyvick,” said
Kenwigs, “I hope for the sake of your niece that
you won’t object to being reconciled.”
The collector’s face relaxed,
as the company added their entreaties to those of
their host. He gave up his hat and held out his
hand.
“There, Kenwigs,” he said.
“And let me tell you at the same time, to show
you how much out of temper I was, that if I had gone
away without another word, it would have made no difference
respecting that pound or two which I shall leave among
your children when I die.”
“Morleena Kenwigs,” cried
her mother, in a torrent of affection; “go down
upon your knees to your dear uncle and beg him to love
you all his life through, for he’s more an angel
than a man, and I’ve always said so.”
Miss Morleena, approaching to do homage,
was summarily caught up and kissed by Mr. Lillyvick,
and thereupon Mrs. Kenwigs herself darted forward
and kissed the collector, and all was forgiven and
forgotten.
No further wave of trouble ruffled
the feelings of the party until suddenly there came
shrill and piercing screams from an upper room in
which the infant Kenwigs was enshrined, guarded by
a small girl hired for the purpose. Rushing to
the door, Mrs. Kenwigs began to wring her hands and
shriek dismally, amid which cries, and the wails of
the four little girls, a stranger ran downstairs with
the baby in his arms, explaining hastily that, visiting
a friend in a room above, he had heard the cries,
and found the baby’s guardian asleep with her
hair on fire. This explanation over, the baby,
who was unhurt, and who rejoiced in the name of Lillyvick
Kenwigs, was instantly almost suffocated under the
caresses of the audience, and squeezed to his mother’s
bosom until he roared again. Then, after drinking
the health of the child’s preserver, the company
made the discovery that it was nigh two o’clock,
whereat they took their leave, with flattering expressions
of the pleasure they had enjoyed, to which Mr. and
Mrs. Kenwigs replied by thanking them, and hoping
they had enjoyed themselves only half as well as they
said they had.
The young man, Nicholas Nickleby by
name, who had rescued the baby, made such an impression
upon Mrs. Kenwigs that she felt impelled to propose
through the friend whom he had been visiting, that
he should instruct the four little Kenwigses in the
French language at the weekly stipend of five shillings;
being at the rate of one shilling per week, per each
Miss Kenwigs, and one shilling over until such time
as the baby might be able to take it out in grammar.
This proposition was accepted with
alacrity by Nicholas, who betook himself to the Kenwigs’
apartment with all speed. Here he found the four
Miss Kenwigses on their form of audience, and the baby
in a dwarf porter’s chair, with a deal tray
before it, amusing himself with a toy horse, while
Mrs. Kenwigs spoke to the little girls of the superior
advantages they enjoyed above other children.
“But I hope,” she said, “that that
will not make them proud; but that they will bless
their own good fortune which has born them superior
to common people’s children. And when you
go out in the streets, or elsewhere, I desire that
you don’t boast of it to the other children,”
continued Mrs. Kenwigs, “and that if you must
say anything about it, you don’t say no more
than ’we’ve got a private master comes
to teach us at home, but we ain’t proud, because
Ma says its sinful,’ Do you hear, Morleena?”
Upon the eldest Miss Kenwigs replying
meekly that she did, permission was conceded for the
lesson to commence, and accordingly the four Miss
Kenwigses again arranged themselves upon their form,
in a row, with their tails all one way, while Nicholas
Nickleby began his preliminary explanations.
Some months after this, the Kenwigses
were thrown into a fever of rage and disappointment,
by receiving the cruel news of their Uncle Lillyvick’s
marriage, which blow was a terrible one to Mrs. Kenwigs,
blighting her hopes for her children’s future.
After weeping and wailing in the most agonized fashion,
Mrs. Kenwigs drew herself up in proud defiance, and
denounced her uncle in terms direct and plain, stating
that he should never again darken her doors. In
this terrible state of affairs, it remained for Morleena
of the flaxen tails, to bring about a family re-union,
and in this way:
It had come to pass that she had received
an invitation to repair next day, per steamer from
Westminster bridge, unto the Eel-Pie Island at Twickenham,
there to make merry upon a cold collation, and to dance
in the open air to the music of a locomotive band;
the steamer having been engaged by a dancing-master
for his numerous pupils, one of whom had extended
an invitation to Miss Morleena, and Mrs. Kenwigs rightly
deemed the honor of the family was involved in her
daughter making the most splendid appearance possible.
Now, between the Italian-ironing of frills, the flouncing
of trousers, the trimming of frocks, the faintings
from overwork and the comings-to again, incidental
to the occasion, Mrs. Kenwigs had been so entirely
occupied, that she had not observed, until within
half an hour before, that the flaxen tails of Miss
Morleena were in a manner, run to seed; and that unless
she were put under the hands of a skilful hairdresser
she never could achieve that signal triumph over the
daughters of all other people, anything less than which
would be tantamount to defeat. This discovery
drove Mrs. Kenwigs to despair, for the hairdresser
lived three streets and eight dangerous crossings
off, and there was nobody to take her. So Mrs.
Kenwigs first slapped Miss Kenwigs for being the cause
of her vexation, and then shed tears.
“I can’t help it, ma,”
replied Morleena, also in tears, “my hair will
grow!” While they were both still bemoaning and
weeping, a fellow lodger in the house came upon them,
and hearing of their difficulty, offered to escort
Miss Morleena to the barber-shop, and at once led her
in safety to that establishment. The proprietor,
knowing she had three sisters, each with two flaxen
tails, and all good for sixpence apiece a month at
least, promptly deserted an old gentleman whom he had
just lathered for shaving, and waited on the young
lady himself. The old gentleman raising his head,
Miss Kenwigs noticed his face and uttered a shrill
little scream,-it was her Uncle Lillyvick!
Hearing his name pronounced, Mr. Lillyvick
groaned, then coughed to hide it, and consigning himself
to the hands of an assistant, commenced a colloquy
with Miss Morleena’s escort, rather striving
to escape the notice of Miss Morleena herself, and
so remarkable did this behavior seem to her, that
at the imminent hazard of having her ear sliced off,
she could not forbear looking round at him some score
of times.
The cutting and curling being at last
concluded, the old gentleman, who had been finished
some time, and simply waiting, rose to go also, and
walked out of the establishment with Miss Morleena
and her escort, proceeding with them, in profound
silence until they had nearly reached Miss Morleena’s
home, when he asked if her family had been very much
overpowered by the news of his marriage.
“It made ma cry when she knew
it,” answered Miss Morleena, “and pa was
very low in his spirits, but he is better now, and
I was very ill, but I am better too.”
“Would you give your great-uncle
Lillyvick a kiss, if he was to ask you, Morleena?”
said the collector, with some hesitation.
“Yes, Uncle Lillyvick, I would,”
returned Miss Morleena with no hesitation whatsoever,
whereupon Mr. Lillyvick caught her in his arms and
kissed her, and being by this time at the door of the
house, he walked straight up into the Kenwigses’
sitting-room and put her down in their midst.
The surprise and delight that reigned in the bosom
of the Kenwigses at the unexpected sight, was only
heightened by the joyful intelligence that their uncle’s
married life had been both brief and unsatisfactory,
and by his further statement:
“Out of regard for you, Susan
and Kenwigs, I shall to-morrow morning settle upon
your children, and make payable to their survivors
when they come of age, or marry, that money which
I once meant to leave ’em in my will. The
deed shall be executed to-morrow!”
Overcome by this noble and generous
offer, and by their emotion, Mr. Kenwigs, Mrs. Kenwigs,
and Miss Morleena Kenwigs all began to sob together,
and the noise communicating itself to the next room
where the other children lay a-bed, and causing them
to cry too, Mr. Kenwigs rushed wildly in, and bringing
them out in his arms, by two and two, tumbled them
down in their night-caps and gowns at the feet of Mr.
Lillyvick, and called upon them to thank and bless
him.
And this wonderful domestic scene,-this
family reconciliation was brought about by Miss Morleena,
eldest of the four little Kenwigses, with the flaxen
tails!