Twelfth-night had come and gone, and
life next morning seemed a trifle flat and purposeless.
But yester-eve and the mummers were here! They
had come striding into the old kitchen, powdering
the red brick floor with snow from their barbaric
bedizenments; and stamping, and crossing, and declaiming,
till all was whirl and riot and shout. Harold
was frankly afraid: unabashed, he buried himself
in the cook’s ample bosom. Edward feigned
a manly superiority to illusion, and greeted these
awful apparitions familiarly, as Dick and Harry and
Joe. As for me, I was too big to run, too rapt
to resist the magic and surprise. Whence came
these outlanders, breaking in on us with song and ordered
masque and a terrible clashing of wooden swords?
And after these, what strange visitants might we not
look for any quiet night, when the chestnuts popped
in the ashes, and the old ghost stories drew the awe-stricken
circle close? Old Merlin, perhaps, “all
furred in black sheep-skins, and a russet gown, with
a bow and arrows, and bearing wild geese in his hand!”
Or stately Ogier the Dane, recalled from Faery, asking
his way to the land that once had need of him!
Or even, on some white night, the Snow-Queen herself,
with a chime of sleigh-bells and the patter of reindeers’
feet, with sudden halt at the door flung wide, while
aloft the Northern Lights went shaking attendant spears
among the quiet stars!
This morning, house-bound by the relentless,
indefatigable snow, I was feeling the reaction Edward,
on the contrary, being violently stage struck on this
his first introduction to the real Drama, was striding
up and down the floor, proclaiming “Here be
I, King Gearge the Third,” in a strong Berkshire
accent. Harold, accustomed, as the youngest, to
lonely antics and to sports that asked no sympathy,
was absorbed in “clubmen”: a performance
consisting in a measured progress round the room arm-in-arm
with an imaginary companion of reverend years, with
occasional halts at imaginary clubs, where imaginary
steps being leisurely ascended imaginary
papers were glanced at, imaginary scandal was discussed
with elderly shakings of the head, and regrettable
to say imaginary glasses were lifted lipwards.
Heaven only knows how the germ of this dreary pastime
first found way into his small-boyish being.
It was his own invention, and he was proportionately
proud of it. Meanwhile, Charlotte and I, crouched
in the window-seat, watched, spell-stricken, the whirl
and eddy and drive of the innumerable snow-flakes,
wrapping our cheery little world in an uncanny uniform,
ghastly in line and hue.
Charlotte was sadly out of spirits.
Having “countered” Miss Smedley at breakfast,
during some argument or other, by an apt quotation
from her favourite classic (the Fairy Book) she had
been gently but firmly informed that no such things
as fairies ever really existed. “Do you
mean to say it’s all lies?” asked Charlotte,
bluntly. Miss Smedley deprecated the use of any
such unladylike words in any connection at all.
“These stories had their origin, my dear,”
she explained, “in a mistaken anthropomorphism
in the interpretation of nature. But though we
are now too well informed to fall into similar errors,
there are still many beautiful lessons to be learned
from these myths ”
“But how can you learn anything,”
persisted Charlotte, “from what doesn’t
exist?” And she left the table defiant, howbeit
depressed.
“Don’t you mind her,”
I said, consolingly; “how can she know anything
about it? Why, she can’t even throw a stone
properly!”
“Edward says they’re all
rot, too,” replied Charlotte, doubtfully.
“Edward says everything’s
rot,” I explained, “now he thinks he’s
going into the Army. If a thing’s in a
book it must be true, so that settles it!”
Charlotte looked almost reassured.
The room was quieter now, for Edward had got the dragon
down and was boring holes in him with a purring sound
Harold was ascending the steps of the Athenaeum with
a jaunty air suggestive rather of the Junior
Carlton. Outside, the tall elm-tops were hardly
to be seen through the feathery storm. “The
sky’s a-falling,” quoted Charlotte, softly;
“I must go and tell the king.” The
quotation suggested a fairy story, and I offered to
read to her, reaching out for the book. But the
Wee Folk were under a cloud; sceptical hints had embittered
the chalice. So I was fain to fetch Arthur second
favourite with Charlotte for his dames riding
errant, and an easy first with us boys for his spear-splintering
crash of tourney and hurtle against hopeless odds.
Here again, however, I proved unfortunate, what
ill-luck made the book open at the sorrowful history
of Balin and Balan? “And he vanished anon,”
I read: “and so he heard an horne blow,
as it had been the death of a beast. ‘That
blast,’ said Balin, ‘is blowen for me,
for I am the prize, and yet am I not dead.’”
Charlotte began to cry: she knew the rest too
well. I shut the book in despair. Harold
emerged from behind the arm-chair. He was sucking
his thumb (a thing which members of the Reform are
seldom seen to do), and he stared wide-eyed at his
tear stained sister. Edward put off his histrionics,
and rushed up to her as the consoler a new
part for him.
“I know a jolly story,”
he began. “Aunt Eliza told it me. It
was when she was somewhere over in that beastly abroad” (he
had once spent a black month of misery at Dinan) “and
there was a fellow there who had got two storks.
And one stork died it was the she-stork.”
("What did it die of?” put in Harold.) “And
the other stork was quite sorry, and moped, and went
on, and got very miserable. So they looked about
and found a duck, and introduced it to the stork.
The duck was a drake, but the stork didn’t mind,
and they loved each other and were as jolly as could
be. By and by another duck came along, a
real she-duck this time, and when the drake
saw her he fell in love, and left the stork, and went
and proposed to the duck: for she was very beautiful.
But the poor stork who was left, he said nothing at
all to anybody, but just pined and pined and pined
away, till one morning he was found quite dead!
But the ducks lived happily ever afterwards!”
This was Edward’s idea of a
jolly story! Down again went the corners of poor
Charlotte’s mouth. Really Edward’s
stupid inability to see the real point in anything
was too annoying! It was always so.
Years before, it being necessary to prepare his youthful
mind for a domestic event that might lead to awkward
questionings at a time when there was little leisure
to invent appropriate answers, it was delicately inquired
of him whether he would like to have a little brother,
or perhaps a little sister? He considered the
matter carefully in all its bearings, and finally
declared for a Newfoundland pup. Any boy more
“gleg at the uptak” would have met his
parents half-way, and eased their burden. As
it was, the matter had to be approached all over again
from a fresh standpoint. And now, while Charlotte
turned away sniffingly, with a hiccough that told
of an overwrought soul, Edward, unconscious (like Sir
Isaac’s Diamond) of the mischief he had done,
wheeled round on Harold with a shout.
“I want a live dragon,”
he announced: “you’ve got to be my
dragon!”
“Leave me go, will you?”
squealed Harold, struggling stoutly. “I’m
playin’ at something else. How can I be
a dragon and belong to all the clubs?”
“But wouldn’t you like
to be a nice scaly dragon, all green,” said
Edward, trying persuasion, “with a curly tail
and red eyes, and breathing real smoke and fire?”
Harold wavered an instant: Pall-Mall
was still strong in him. The next he was grovelling
on the floor. No saurian ever swung a tail so
scaly and so curly as his. Clubland was a thousand
years away. With horrific pants he emitted smokiest
smoke and fiercest fire.
“Now I want a Princess,”
cried Edward, clutching Charlotte ecstatically; “and
you can be the doctor, and heal me from the dragon’s
deadly wound.”
Of all professions I held the sacred
art of healing in worst horror and contempt.
Cataclysmal memories of purge and draught crowded thick
on me, and with Charlotte who courted no
barren honours I made a break for the door.
Edward did likewise, and the hostile forces clashed
together on the mat, and for a brief space things
were mixed and chaotic and Arthurian. The silvery
sound of the luncheon-bell restored an instant peace,
even in the teeth of clenched antagonisms like ours.
The Holy Grail itself, “sliding athwart a sunbeam,”
never so effectually stilled a riot of warring passions
into sweet and quiet accord.