The Mole had been working very hard
all the morning, spring-cleaning his little home.
First with brooms, then with dusters; then on ladders
and steps and chairs, with a brush and a pail of whitewash;
till he had dust in his throat and eyes, and splashes
of whitewash all over his black fur, and an aching
back and weary arms. Spring was moving in the
air above and in the earth below and around him, penetrating
even his dark and lowly little house with its spirit
of divine discontent and longing. It was small
wonder, then, that he suddenly flung down his brush
on the floor, said ‘Bother!’ and ‘O
blow!’ and also ‘Hang spring-cleaning!’
and bolted out of the house without even waiting to
put on his coat. Something up above was calling
him imperiously, and he made for the steep little
tunnel which answered in his case to the gaveled carriage-drive
owned by animals whose residences are nearer to the
sun and air. So he scraped and scratched and
scrabbled and scrooged and then he scrooged again
and scrabbled and scratched and scraped, working busily
with his little paws and muttering to himself, ’Up
we go! Up we go!’ till at last, pop! his
snout came out into the sunlight, and he found himself
rolling in the warm grass of a great meadow.
‘This is fine!’ he said
to himself. ‘This is better than whitewashing!’
The sunshine struck hot on his fur, soft breezes caressed
his heated brow, and after the seclusion of the cellarage
he had lived in so long the carol of happy birds fell
on his dulled hearing almost like a shout. Jumping
off all his four legs at once, in the joy of living
and the delight of spring without its cleaning, he
pursued his way across the meadow till he reached
the hedge on the further side.
‘Hold up!’ said an elderly
rabbit at the gap. ’Sixpence for the privilege
of passing by the private road!’ He was bowled
over in an instant by the impatient and contemptuous
Mole, who trotted along the side of the hedge chaffing
the other rabbits as they peeped hurriedly from their
holes to see what the row was about. ’Onion-sauce!
Onion-sauce!’ he remarked jeeringly, and was
gone before they could think of a thoroughly satisfactory
reply. Then they all started grumbling at each
other. ’How stupid you are! Why
didn’t you tell him ’
‘Well, why didn’t you say ’
’You might have reminded him ’
and so on, in the usual way; but, of course, it was
then much too late, as is always the case.
It all seemed too good to be true.
Hither and thither through the meadows he rambled
busily, along the hedgerows, across the copses, finding
everywhere birds building, flowers budding, leaves
thrusting everything happy, and progressive,
and occupied. And instead of having an uneasy
conscience pricking him and whispering ‘whitewash!’
he somehow could only feel how jolly it was to be the
only idle dog among all these busy citizens.
After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not
so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other
fellows busy working.
He thought his happiness was complete
when, as he meandered aimlessly along, suddenly he
stood by the edge of a full-fed river. Never in
his life had he seen a river before this
sleek, sinuous, full-bodied animal, chasing and chuckling,
gripping things with a gurgle and leaving them with
a laugh, to fling itself on fresh playmates that shook
themselves free, and were caught and held again.
All was a-shake and a-shiver glints and
gleams and sparkles, rustle and swirl, chatter and
bubble. The Mole was bewitched, entranced, fascinated.
By the side of the river he trotted as one trots,
when very small, by the side of a man who holds one
spell-bound by exciting stories; and when tired at
last, he sat on the bank, while the river still chattered
on to him, a babbling procession of the best stories
in the world, sent from the heart of the earth to
be told at last to the insatiable sea.
As he sat on the grass and looked
across the river, a dark hole in the bank opposite,
just above the water’s edge, caught his eye,
and dreamily he fell to considering what a nice snug
dwelling-place it would make for an animal with few
wants and fond of a bijou riverside residence, above
flood level and remote from noise and dust. As
he gazed, something bright and small seemed to twinkle
down in the heart of it, vanished, then twinkled once
more like a tiny star. But it could hardly be
a star in such an unlikely situation; and it was too
glittering and small for a glow-worm. Then, as
he looked, it winked at him, and so declared itself
to be an eye; and a small face began gradually to grow
up round it, like a frame round a picture.
A brown little face, with whiskers.
A grave round face, with the same
twinkle in its eye that had first attracted his notice.
Small neat ears and thick silky hair.
It was the Water Rat!
Then the two animals stood and regarded each other
cautiously.
‘Hullo, Mole!’ said the Water Rat.
‘Hullo, Rat!’ said the Mole.
‘Would you like to come over?’ enquired
the Rat presently.
‘Oh, its all very well to talk,’
said the Mole, rather pettishly, he being new to a
river and riverside life and its ways.
The Rat said nothing, but stooped
and unfastened a rope and hauled on it; then lightly
stepped into a little boat which the Mole had not
observed. It was painted blue outside and white
within, and was just the size for two animals; and
the Mole’s whole heart went out to it at once,
even though he did not yet fully understand its uses.
The Rat sculled smartly across and
made fast. Then he held up his forepaw as the
Mole stepped gingerly down. ‘Lean on that!’
he said. ‘Now then, step lively!’
and the Mole to his surprise and rapture found himself
actually seated in the stern of a real boat.
‘This has been a wonderful day!’
said he, as the Rat shoved off and took to the sculls
again. ’Do you know, I’ve never been
in a boat before in all my life.’
‘What?’ cried the Rat,
open-mouthed: ’Never been in a you
never well I what have you been
doing, then?’
‘Is it so nice as all that?’
asked the Mole shyly, though he was quite prepared
to believe it as he leant back in his seat and surveyed
the cushions, the oars, the rowlocks, and all the
fascinating fittings, and felt the boat sway lightly
under him.
‘Nice? It’s the only
thing,’ said the Water Rat solemnly, as he leant
forward for his stroke. ’Believe me, my
young friend, there is nothing absolute
nothing half so much worth doing as simply
messing about in boats. Simply messing,’
he went on dreamily: ‘messing about in boats;
messing ’
‘Look ahead, Rat!’ cried the Mole suddenly.
It was too late. The boat struck
the bank full tilt. The dreamer, the joyous oarsman,
lay on his back at the bottom of the boat, his heels
in the air.
‘ about in boats or
with boats,’ the Rat went on composedly,
picking himself up with a pleasant laugh. ’In
or out of ’em, it doesn’t matter.
Nothing seems really to matter, that’s the charm
of it. Whether you get away, or whether you don’t;
whether you arrive at your destination or whether
you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get
anywhere at all, you’re always busy, and you
never do anything in particular; and when you’ve
done it there’s always something else to do,
and you can do it if you like, but you’d much
better not. Look here! If you’ve really
nothing else on hand this morning, supposing we drop
down the river together, and have a long day of it?’
The Mole waggled his toes from sheer
happiness, spread his chest with a sigh of full contentment,
and leaned back blissfully into the soft cushions.
‘What a day I’m having!’ he
said. ‘Let us start at once!’
‘Hold hard a minute, then!’
said the Rat. He looped the painter through a
ring in his landing-stage, climbed up into his hole
above, and after a short interval reappeared staggering
under a fat, wicker luncheon-basket.
‘Shove that under your feet,’
he observed to the Mole, as he passed it down into
the boat. Then he untied the painter and took
the sculls again.
‘What’s inside it?’
asked the Mole, wriggling with curiosity.
‘There’s cold chicken
inside it,’ replied the Rat briefly; ’coldtonguecoldhamcoldbeefpickledgherkinssaladfrenchrollscresssan
dwichespottedmeatgingerbeerlemonadesodawater ’
‘O stop, stop,’ cried
the Mole in ecstacies: ‘This is too much!’
‘Do you really think so?’
enquired the Rat seriously. ’It’s
only what I always take on these little excursions;
and the other animals are always telling me that I’m
a mean beast and cut it very fine!’
The Mole never heard a word he was
saying. Absorbed in the new life he was entering
upon, intoxicated with the sparkle, the ripple, the
scents and the sounds and the sunlight, he trailed
a paw in the water and dreamed long waking dreams.
The Water Rat, like the good little fellow he was,
sculled steadily on and forebore to disturb him.
‘I like your clothes awfully,
old chap,’ he remarked after some half an hour
or so had passed. ’I’m going to get
a black velvet smoking-suit myself some day, as soon
as I can afford it.’
‘I beg your pardon,’ said
the Mole, pulling himself together with an effort.
’You must think me very rude; but all this is
so new to me. So this is a River!’
‘The River,’ corrected the Rat.
‘And you really live by the river? What
a jolly life!’
‘By it and with it and on it
and in it,’ said the Rat. ’It’s
brother and sister to me, and aunts, and company,
and food and drink, and (naturally) washing.
It’s my world, and I don’t want any other.
What it hasn’t got is not worth having, and
what it doesn’t know is not worth knowing.
Lord! the times we’ve had together! Whether
in winter or summer, spring or autumn, it’s
always got its fun and its excitements. When
the floods are on in February, and my cellars and basement
are brimming with drink that’s no good to me,
and the brown water runs by my best bedroom window;
or again when it all drops away and, shows patches
of mud that smells like plum-cake, and the rushes and
weed clog the channels, and I can potter about dry
shod over most of the bed of it and find fresh food
to eat, and things careless people have dropped out
of boats!’
‘But isn’t it a bit dull
at times?’ the Mole ventured to ask. ’Just
you and the river, and no one else to pass a word
with?’
‘No one else to well,
I mustn’t be hard on you,’ said the Rat
with forbearance. ’You’re new to
it, and of course you don’t know. The bank
is so crowded nowadays that many people are moving
away altogether: O no, it isn’t what it
used to be, at all. Otters, kingfishers, dabchicks,
moorhens, all of them about all day long and always
wanting you to do something as if
a fellow had no business of his own to attend to!’
‘What lies over there’
asked the Mole, waving a paw towards a background
of woodland that darkly framed the water-meadows on
one side of the river.
‘That? O, that’s
just the Wild Wood,’ said the Rat shortly.
’We don’t go there very much, we river-bankers.’
‘Aren’t they aren’t
they very nice people in there?’ said the
Mole, a trifle nervously.
‘W-e-ll,’ replied the
Rat, ’let me see. The squirrels are all
right. And the rabbits some of
’em, but rabbits are a mixed lot. And then
there’s Badger, of course. He lives right
in the heart of it; wouldn’t live anywhere else,
either, if you paid him to do it. Dear old Badger!
Nobody interferes with him. They’d
better not,’ he added significantly.
‘Why, who should interfere with him?’
asked the Mole.
‘Well, of course there are
others,’ explained the Rat in a hesitating sort
of way.
’Weasels and stoats and
foxes and so on. They’re all
right in a way I’m very good friends
with them pass the time of day when we meet,
and all that but they break out sometimes,
there’s no denying it, and then well,
you can’t really trust them, and that’s
the fact.’
The Mole knew well that it is quite
against animal-etiquette to dwell on possible trouble
ahead, or even to allude to it; so he dropped the
subject.
‘And beyond the Wild Wood again?’
he asked: ’Where it’s all blue and
dim, and one sees what may be hills or perhaps they
mayn’t, and something like the smoke of towns,
or is it only cloud-drift?’
‘Beyond the Wild Wood comes
the Wide World,’ said the Rat. ’And
that’s something that doesn’t matter,
either to you or me. I’ve never been there,
and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve
got any sense at all. Don’t ever refer
to it again, please. Now then! Here’s
our backwater at last, where we’re going to
lunch.’
Leaving the main stream, they now
passed into what seemed at first sight like a little
land-locked lake. Green turf sloped down to either
edge, brown snaky tree-roots gleamed below the surface
of the quiet water, while ahead of them the silvery
shoulder and foamy tumble of a weir, arm-in-arm with
a restless dripping mill-wheel, that held up in its
turn a grey-gabled mill-house, filled the air with
a soothing murmur of sound, dull and smothery, yet
with little clear voices speaking up cheerfully out
of it at intervals. It was so very beautiful that
the Mole could only hold up both forepaws and gasp,
‘O my! O my! O my!’
The Rat brought the boat alongside
the bank, made her fast, helped the still awkward
Mole safely ashore, and swung out the luncheon-basket.
The Mole begged as a favour to be allowed to unpack
it all by himself; and the Rat was very pleased to
indulge him, and to sprawl at full length on the grass
and rest, while his excited friend shook out the table-cloth
and spread it, took out all the mysterious packets
one by one and arranged their contents in due order,
still gasping, ‘O my! O my!’ at each
fresh revelation. When all was ready, the Rat
said, ’Now, pitch in, old fellow!’ and
the Mole was indeed very glad to obey, for he had
started his spring-cleaning at a very early hour that
morning, as people will do, and had not paused
for bite or sup; and he had been through a very great
deal since that distant time which now seemed so many
days ago.
‘What are you looking at?’
said the Rat presently, when the edge of their hunger
was somewhat dulled, and the Mole’s eyes were
able to wander off the table-cloth a little.
‘I am looking,’ said the
Mole, ’at a streak of bubbles that I see travelling
along the surface of the water. That is a thing
that strikes me as funny.’
‘Bubbles? Oho!’ said
the Rat, and chirruped cheerily in an inviting sort
of way.
A broad glistening muzzle showed itself
above the edge of the bank, and the Otter hauled himself
out and shook the water from his coat.
‘Greedy beggars!’ he observed,
making for the provender. ’Why didn’t
you invite me, Ratty?’
‘This was an impromptu affair,’
explained the Rat. ’By the way my
friend Mr. Mole.’
‘Proud, I’m sure,’
said the Otter, and the two animals were friends forthwith.
‘Such a rumpus everywhere!’
continued the Otter. ’All the world seems
out on the river to-day. I came up this backwater
to try and get a moment’s peace, and then stumble
upon you fellows! At least I
beg pardon I don’t exactly mean that,
you know.’
There was a rustle behind them, proceeding
from a hedge wherein last year’s leaves still
clung thick, and a stripy head, with high shoulders
behind it, peered forth on them.
‘Come on, old Badger!’ shouted the Rat.
The Badger trotted forward a pace
or two; then grunted, ‘H’m! Company,’
and turned his back and disappeared from view.
‘That’s just the
sort of fellow he is!’ observed the disappointed
Rat. ’Simply hates Society! Now we
shan’t see any more of him to-day. Well,
tell us, who’s out on the river?’
‘Toad’s out, for one,’
replied the Otter. ’In his brand-new wager-boat;
new togs, new everything!’
The two animals looked at each other and laughed.
‘Once, it was nothing but sailing,’
said the Rat, ’Then he tired of that and took
to punting. Nothing would please him but to punt
all day and every day, and a nice mess he made of
it. Last year it was house-boating, and we all
had to go and stay with him in his house-boat, and
pretend we liked it. He was going to spend the
rest of his life in a house-boat. It’s
all the same, whatever he takes up; he gets tired of
it, and starts on something fresh.’
‘Such a good fellow, too,’
remarked the Otter reflectively: ’But no
stability especially in a boat!’
From where they sat they could get
a glimpse of the main stream across the island that
separated them; and just then a wager-boat flashed
into view, the rower a short, stout figure splashing
badly and rolling a good deal, but working his hardest.
The Rat stood up and hailed him, but Toad for
it was he shook his head and settled sternly
to his work.
‘He’ll be out of the boat
in a minute if he rolls like that,’ said the
Rat, sitting down again.
‘Of course he will,’ chuckled
the Otter. ’Did I ever tell you that good
story about Toad and the lock-keeper? It happened
this way. Toad....’
An errant May-fly swerved unsteadily
athwart the current in the intoxicated fashion affected
by young bloods of May-flies seeing life. A swirl
of water and a ‘cloop!’ and the May-fly
was visible no more.
Neither was the Otter.
The Mole looked down. The voice
was still in his ears, but the turf whereon he had
sprawled was clearly vacant. Not an Otter to be
seen, as far as the distant horizon.
But again there was a streak of bubbles
on the surface of the river.
The Rat hummed a tune, and the Mole
recollected that animal-etiquette forbade any sort
of comment on the sudden disappearance of one’s
friends at any moment, for any reason or no reason
whatever.
‘Well, well,’ said the
Rat, ’I suppose we ought to be moving. I
wonder which of us had better pack the luncheon-basket?’
He did not speak as if he was frightfully eager for
the treat.
‘O, please let me,’ said
the Mole. So, of course, the Rat let him.
Packing the basket was not quite such
pleasant work as unpacking’ the basket.
It never is. But the Mole was bent on enjoying
everything, and although just when he had got the
basket packed and strapped up tightly he saw a plate
staring up at him from the grass, and when the job
had been done again the Rat pointed out a fork which
anybody ought to have seen, and last of all, behold!
the mustard pot, which he had been sitting on without
knowing it still, somehow, the thing got
finished at last, without much loss of temper.
The afternoon sun was getting low
as the Rat sculled gently homewards in a dreamy mood,
murmuring poetry-things over to himself, and not paying
much attention to Mole. But the Mole was very
full of lunch, and self-satisfaction, and pride, and
already quite at home in a boat (so he thought) and
was getting a bit restless besides: and presently
he said, ‘Ratty! Please, I want
to row, now!’
The Rat shook his head with a smile.
‘Not yet, my young friend,’ he said ’wait
till you’ve had a few lessons. It’s
not so easy as it looks.’
The Mole was quiet for a minute or
two. But he began to feel more and more jealous
of Rat, sculling so strongly and so easily along, and
his pride began to whisper that he could do it every
bit as well. He jumped up and seized the sculls,
so suddenly, that the Rat, who was gazing out over
the water and saying more poetry-things to himself,
was taken by surprise and fell backwards off his seat
with his legs in the air for the second time, while
the triumphant Mole took his place and grabbed the
sculls with entire confidence.
‘Stop it, you silly ass!’
cried the Rat, from the bottom of the boat. ‘You
can’t do it! You’ll have us over!’
The Mole flung his sculls back with
a flourish, and made a great dig at the water.
He missed the surface altogether, his legs flew up
above his head, and he found himself lying on the
top of the prostrate Rat. Greatly alarmed, he
made a grab at the side of the boat, and the next
moment Sploosh!
Over went the boat, and he found himself
struggling in the river.
O my, how cold the water was, and
O, how very wet it felt. How it sang in
his ears as he went down, down, down! How bright
and welcome the sun looked as he rose to the surface
coughing and spluttering! How black was his despair
when he felt himself sinking again! Then a firm
paw gripped him by the back of his neck. It was
the Rat, and he was evidently laughing the
Mole could feel him laughing, right down his arm
and through his paw, and so into his the
Mole’s neck.
The Rat got hold of a scull and shoved
it under the Mole’s arm; then he did the same
by the other side of him and, swimming behind, propelled
the helpless animal to shore, hauled him out, and set
him down on the bank, a squashy, pulpy lump of misery.
When the Rat had rubbed him down a
bit, and wrung some of the wet out of him, he said,
’Now, then, old fellow! Trot up and down
the towing-path as hard as you can, till you’re
warm and dry again, while I dive for the luncheon-basket.’
So the dismal Mole, wet without and
ashamed within, trotted about till he was fairly dry,
while the Rat plunged into the water again, recovered
the boat, righted her and made her fast, fetched his
floating property to shore by degrees, and finally
dived successfully for the luncheon-basket and struggled
to land with it.
When all was ready for a start once
more, the Mole, limp and dejected, took his seat in
the stern of the boat; and as they set off, he said
in a low voice, broken with emotion, ’Ratty,
my generous friend! I am very sorry indeed for
my foolish and ungrateful conduct. My heart quite
fails me when I think how I might have lost that beautiful
luncheon-basket. Indeed, I have been a complete
ass, and I know it. Will you overlook it this
once and forgive me, and let things go on as before?’
‘That’s all right, bless
you!’ responded the Rat cheerily. ’What’s
a little wet to a Water Rat? I’m more in
the water than out of it most days. Don’t
you think any more about it; and, look here! I
really think you had better come and stop with me
for a little time. It’s very plain and
rough, you know not like Toad’s house
at all but you haven’t seen that
yet; still, I can make you comfortable. And I’ll
teach you to row, and to swim, and you’ll soon
be as handy on the water as any of us.’
The Mole was so touched by his kind
manner of speaking that he could find no voice to
answer him; and he had to brush away a tear or two
with the back of his paw. But the Rat kindly
looked in another direction, and presently the Mole’s
spirits revived again, and he was even able to give
some straight back-talk to a couple of moorhens who
were sniggering to each other about his bedraggled
appearance.
When they got home, the Rat made a
bright fire in the parlour, and planted the Mole in
an arm-chair in front of it, having fetched down a
dressing-gown and slippers for him, and told him river
stories till supper-time. Very thrilling stories
they were, too, to an earth-dwelling animal like Mole.
Stories about weirs, and sudden floods, and leaping
pike, and steamers that flung hard bottles at
least bottles were certainly flung, and from
steamers, so presumably by them; and about herons,
and how particular they were whom they spoke to; and
about adventures down drains, and night-fishings with
Otter, or excursions far a-field with Badger.
Supper was a most cheerful meal; but very shortly
afterwards a terribly sleepy Mole had to be escorted
upstairs by his considerate host, to the best bedroom,
where he soon laid his head on his pillow in great
peace and contentment, knowing that his new-found
friend the River was lapping the sill of his window.
This day was only the first of many
similar ones for the emancipated Mole, each of them
longer and full of interest as the ripening summer
moved onward. He learnt to swim and to row, and
entered into the joy of running water; and with his
ear to the reed-stems he caught, at intervals, something
of what the wind went whispering so constantly among
them.