They waited patiently for what
seemed a very long time, stamping in the snow to keep
their feet warm. At last they heard the sound
of slow shuffling footsteps approaching the door from
the inside. It seemed, as the Mole remarked to
the Rat, like some one walking in carpet slippers
that were too large for him and down at heel; which
was intelligent of Mole, because that was exactly
what it was.
There was the noise of a bolt shot
back, and the door opened a few inches, enough to
show a long snout and a pair of sleepy blinking eyes.
‘Now, the very next time
this happens,’ said a gruff and suspicious voice,
’I shall be exceedingly angry. Who is it
this time, disturbing people on such a night?
Speak up!’
‘Oh, Badger,’ cried the
Rat, ’let us in, please. It’s me,
Rat, and my friend Mole, and we’ve lost our
way in the snow.’
‘What, Ratty, my dear little
man!’ exclaimed the Badger, in quite a different
voice. ’Come along in, both of you, at once.
Why, you must be perished. Well I never!
Lost in the snow! And in the Wild Wood, too, and
at this time of night! But come in with you.’
The two animals tumbled over each
other in their eagerness to get inside, and heard
the door shut behind them with great joy and relief.
The Badger, who wore a long dressing-gown,
and whose slippers were indeed very down at heel,
carried a flat candlestick in his paw and had probably
been on his way to bed when their summons sounded.
He looked kindly down on them and patted both their
heads. ’This is not the sort of night for
small animals to be out,’ he said paternally.
’I’m afraid you’ve been up to some
of your pranks again, Ratty. But come along;
come into the kitchen. There’s a first-rate
fire there, and supper and everything.’
He shuffled on in front of them, carrying
the light, and they followed him, nudging each other
in an anticipating sort of way, down a long, gloomy,
and, to tell the truth, decidedly shabby passage, into
a sort of a central hall; out of which they could
dimly see other long tunnel-like passages branching,
passages mysterious and without apparent end.
But there were doors in the hall as well stout
oaken comfortable-looking doors. One of these
the Badger flung open, and at once they found themselves
in all the glow and warmth of a large fire-lit kitchen.
The floor was well-worn red brick,
and on the wide hearth burnt a fire of logs, between
two attractive chimney-corners tucked away in the wall,
well out of any suspicion of draught. A couple
of high-backed settles, facing each other on either
side of the fire, gave further sitting accommodations
for the sociably disposed. In the middle of the
room stood a long table of plain boards placed on
trestles, with benches down each side. At one
end of it, where an arm-chair stood pushed back, were
spread the remains of the Badger’s plain but
ample supper. Rows of spotless plates winked
from the shelves of the dresser at the far end of
the room, and from the rafters overhead hung hams,
bundles of dried herbs, nets of onions, and baskets
of eggs. It seemed a place where heroes could
fitly feast after victory, where weary harvesters could
line up in scores along the table and keep their Harvest
Home with mirth and song, or where two or three friends
of simple tastes could sit about as they pleased and
eat and smoke and talk in comfort and contentment.
The ruddy brick floor smiled up at the smoky ceiling;
the oaken settles, shiny with long wear, exchanged
cheerful glances with each other; plates on the dresser
grinned at pots on the shelf, and the merry firelight
flickered and played over everything without distinction.
The kindly Badger thrust them down
on a settle to toast themselves at the fire, and bade
them remove their wet coats and boots. Then he
fetched them dressing-gowns and slippers, and himself
bathed the Mole’s shin with warm water and mended
the cut with sticking-plaster till the whole thing
was just as good as new, if not better. In the
embracing light and warmth, warm and dry at last,
with weary legs propped up in front of them, and a
suggestive clink of plates being arranged on the table
behind, it seemed to the storm-driven animals, now
in safe anchorage, that the cold and trackless Wild
Wood just left outside was miles and miles away, and
all that they had suffered in it a half-forgotten
dream.
When at last they were thoroughly
toasted, the Badger summoned them to the table, where
he had been busy laying a repast. They had felt
pretty hungry before, but when they actually saw at
last the supper that was spread for them, really it
seemed only a question of what they should attack
first where all was so attractive, and whether the
other things would obligingly wait for them till they
had time to give them attention. Conversation
was impossible for a long time; and when it was slowly
resumed, it was that regrettable sort of conversation
that results from talking with your mouth full.
The Badger did not mind that sort of thing at all,
nor did he take any notice of elbows on the table,
or everybody speaking at once. As he did not go
into Society himself, he had got an idea that these
things belonged to the things that didn’t really
matter. (We know of course that he was wrong, and took
too narrow a view; because they do matter very much,
though it would take too long to explain why.) He
sat in his arm-chair at the head of the table, and
nodded gravely at intervals as the animals told their
story; and he did not seem surprised or shocked at
anything, and he never said, ’I told you so,’
or, ‘Just what I always said,’ or remarked
that they ought to have done so-and-so, or ought not
to have done something else. The Mole began to
feel very friendly towards him.
When supper was really finished at
last, and each animal felt that his skin was now as
tight as was decently safe, and that by this time he
didn’t care a hang for anybody or anything, they
gathered round the glowing embers of the great wood
fire, and thought how jolly it was to be sitting up
so late, and so independent, and so
full; and after they had chatted for a time about
things in general, the Badger said heartily, ’Now
then! tell us the news from your part of the world.
How’s old Toad going on?’
‘Oh, from bad to worse,’
said the Rat gravely, while the Mole, cocked up on
a settle and basking in the firelight, his heels higher
than his head, tried to look properly mournful.
’Another smash-up only last week, and a bad
one. You see, he will insist on driving himself,
and he’s hopelessly incapable. If he’d
only employ a decent, steady, well-trained animal,
pay him good wages, and leave everything to him, he’d
get on all right. But no; he’s convinced
he’s a heaven-born driver, and nobody can teach
him anything; and all the rest follows.’
‘How many has he had?’ inquired the Badger
gloomily.
‘Smashes, or machines?’
asked the Rat. ’Oh, well, after all, it’s
the same thing with Toad. This is
the seventh. As for the others you
know that coach-house of his? Well, it’s
piled up literally piled up to the roof with
fragments of motor-cars, none of them bigger than your
hat! That accounts for the other six so
far as they can be accounted for.’
‘He’s been in hospital
three times,’ put in the Mole; ’and as
for the fines he’s had to pay, it’s simply
awful to think of.’
‘Yes, and that’s part
of the trouble,’ continued the Rat. ’Toad’s
rich, we all know; but he’s not a millionaire.
And he’s a hopelessly bad driver, and quite
regardless of law and order. Killed or ruined it’s
got to be one of the two things, sooner or later.
Badger! we’re his friends oughtn’t
we to do something?’
The Badger went through a bit of hard
thinking. ‘Now look here!’ he said
at last, rather severely; ‘of course you know
I can’t do anything now?’
His two friends assented, quite understanding
his point. No animal, according to the rules
of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything
strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during
the off-season of winter. All are sleepy some
actually asleep. All are weather-bound, more
or less; and all are resting from arduous days and
nights, during which every muscle in them has been
severely tested, and every energy kept at full stretch.
‘Very well then!’ continued
the Badger. ’But, when once the year
has really turned, and the nights are shorter, and
halfway through them one rouses and feels fidgety
and wanting to be up and doing by sunrise, if not
before you know! ’
Both animals nodded gravely. They knew!
‘Well, then,’ went
on the Badger, ’we that is, you and
me and our friend the Mole here we’ll
take Toad seriously in hand. We’ll stand
no nonsense whatever. We’ll bring him back
to reason, by force if need be. We’ll make
him be a sensible Toad. We’ll you’re
asleep, Rat!’
‘Not me!’ said the Rat, waking up with
a jerk.
‘He’s been asleep two
or three times since supper,’ said the Mole,
laughing. He himself was feeling quite wakeful
and even lively, though he didn’t know why.
The reason was, of course, that he being naturally
an underground animal by birth and breeding, the situation
of Badger’s house exactly suited him and made
him feel at home; while the Rat, who slept every night
in a bedroom the windows of which opened on a breezy
river, naturally felt the atmosphere still and oppressive.
‘Well, it’s time we were
all in bed,’ said the Badger, getting up and
fetching flat candlesticks. ’Come along,
you two, and I’ll show you your quarters.
And take your time tomorrow morning breakfast
at any hour you please!’
He conducted the two animals to a
long room that seemed half bedchamber and half loft.
The Badger’s winter stores, which indeed were
visible everywhere, took up half the room piles
of apples, turnips, and potatoes, baskets full of
nuts, and jars of honey; but the two little white
beds on the remainder of the floor looked soft and
inviting, and the linen on them, though coarse, was
clean and smelt beautifully of lavender; and the Mole
and the Water Rat, shaking off their garments in some
thirty seconds, tumbled in between the sheets in great
joy and contentment.
In accordance with the kindly Badger’s
injunctions, the two tired animals came down to breakfast
very late next morning, and found a bright fire burning
in the kitchen, and two young hedgehogs sitting on
a bench at the table, eating oatmeal porridge out of
wooden bowls. The hedgehogs dropped their spoons,
rose to their feet, and ducked their heads respectfully
as the two entered.
‘There, sit down, sit down,’
said the Rat pleasantly, ’and go on with your
porridge. Where have you youngsters come from?
Lost your way in the snow, I suppose?’
‘Yes, please, sir,’ said
the elder of the two hedgehogs respectfully.
’Me and little Billy here, we was trying to find
our way to school mother would have
us go, was the weather ever so and of course
we lost ourselves, sir, and Billy he got frightened
and took and cried, being young and faint-hearted.
And at last we happened up against Mr. Badger’s
back door, and made so bold as to knock, sir, for Mr.
Badger he’s a kind-hearted gentleman, as everyone
knows ’
‘I understand,’ said the
Rat, cutting himself some rashers from a side of bacon,
while the Mole dropped some eggs into a saucepan.
’And what’s the weather like outside?
You needn’t “sir” me quite so much?’
he added.
‘O, terrible bad, sir, terrible
deep the snow is,’ said the hedgehog. ‘No
getting out for the likes of you gentlemen to-day.’
‘Where’s Mr. Badger?’
inquired the Mole, as he warmed the coffee-pot before
the fire.
‘The master’s gone into
his study, sir,’ replied the hedgehog, ’and
he said as how he was going to be particular busy
this morning, and on no account was he to be disturbed.’
This explanation, of course, was thoroughly
understood by every one present. The fact is,
as already set forth, when you live a life of intense
activity for six months in the year, and of comparative
or actual somnolence for the other six, during the
latter period you cannot be continually pleading sleepiness
when there are people about or things to be done.
The excuse gets monotonous. The animals well knew
that Badger, having eaten a hearty breakfast, had
retired to his study and settled himself in an arm-chair
with his legs up on another and a red cotton handkerchief
over his face, and was being ‘busy’ in
the usual way at this time of the year.
The front-door bell clanged loudly,
and the Rat, who was very greasy with buttered toast,
sent Billy, the smaller hedgehog, to see who it might
be. There was a sound of much stamping in the
hall, and presently Billy returned in front of the
Otter, who threw himself on the Rat with an embrace
and a shout of affectionate greeting.
‘Get off!’ spluttered the Rat, with his
mouth full.
‘Thought I should find you here
all right,’ said the Otter cheerfully.
’They were all in a great state of alarm along
River Bank when I arrived this morning. Rat never
been home all night nor Mole either something
dreadful must have happened, they said; and the snow
had covered up all your tracks, of course. But
I knew that when people were in any fix they mostly
went to Badger, or else Badger got to know of it somehow,
so I came straight off here, through the Wild Wood
and the snow! My! it was fine, coming through
the snow as the red sun was rising and showing against
the black tree-trunks! As you went along in the
stillness, every now and then masses of snow slid
off the branches suddenly with a flop! making you
jump and run for cover. Snow-castles and snow-caverns
had sprung up out of nowhere in the night and
snow bridges, terraces, ramparts I could
have stayed and played with them for hours. Here
and there great branches had been torn away by the
sheer weight of the snow, and robins perched and hopped
on them in their perky conceited way, just as if they
had done it themselves. A ragged string of wild
geese passed overhead, high on the grey sky, and a
few rooks whirled over the trees, inspected, and flapped
off homewards with a disgusted expression; but I met
no sensible being to ask the news of. About halfway
across I came on a rabbit sitting on a stump, cleaning
his silly face with his paws. He was a pretty
scared animal when I crept up behind him and placed
a heavy forepaw on his shoulder. I had to cuff
his head once or twice to get any sense out of it
at all. At last I managed to extract from him
that Mole had been seen in the Wild Wood last night
by one of them. It was the talk of the burrows,
he said, how Mole, Mr. Rat’s particular friend,
was in a bad fix; how he had lost his way, and “They”
were up and out hunting, and were chivvying him round
and round. “Then why didn’t any of
you do something?” I asked. “You
mayn’t be blest with brains, but there are hundreds
and hundreds of you, big, stout fellows, as fat as
butter, and your burrows running in all directions,
and you could have taken him in and made him safe
and comfortable, or tried to, at all events.”
“What, us?” he merely said: “Do
something? us rabbits?” So I cuffed him again
and left him. There was nothing else to be done.
At any rate, I had learnt something; and if I had
had the luck to meet any of “Them” I’d
have learnt something more or they
would.’
‘Weren’t you at all er nervous?’
asked the Mole, some of yesterday’s terror coming
back to him at the mention of the Wild Wood.
‘Nervous?’ The Otter showed
a gleaming set of strong white teeth as he laughed.
’I’d give ’em nerves if any of them
tried anything on with me. Here, Mole, fry me
some slices of ham, like the good little chap you
are. I’m frightfully hungry, and I’ve
got any amount to say to Ratty here. Haven’t
seen him for an age.’
So the good-natured Mole, having cut
some slices of ham, set the hedgehogs to fry it, and
returned to his own breakfast, while the Otter and
the Rat, their heads together, eagerly talked river-shop,
which is long shop and talk that is endless, running
on like the babbling river itself.
A plate of fried ham had just been
cleared and sent back for more, when the Badger entered,
yawning and rubbing his eyes, and greeted them all
in his quiet, simple way, with kind enquiries for every
one. ’It must be getting on for luncheon
time,’ he remarked to the Otter. ’Better
stop and have it with us. You must be hungry,
this cold morning.’
‘Rather!’ replied the
Otter, winking at the Mole. ’The sight of
these greedy young hedgehogs stuffing themselves with
fried ham makes me feel positively famished.’
The hedgehogs, who were just beginning
to feel hungry again after their porridge, and after
working so hard at their frying, looked timidly up
at Mr. Badger, but were too shy to say anything.
‘Here, you two youngsters be
off home to your mother,’ said the Badger kindly.
’I’ll send some one with you to show you
the way. You won’t want any dinner to-day,
I’ll be bound.’
He gave them sixpence apiece and a
pat on the head, and they went off with much respectful
swinging of caps and touching of forelocks.
Presently they all sat down to luncheon
together. The Mole found himself placed next
to Mr. Badger, and, as the other two were still deep
in river-gossip from which nothing could divert them,
he took the opportunity to tell Badger how comfortable
and home-like it all felt to him. ‘Once
well underground,’ he said, ’you know exactly
where you are. Nothing can happen to you, and
nothing can get at you. You’re entirely
your own master, and you don’t have to consult
anybody or mind what they say. Things go on all
the same overhead, and you let ’em, and don’t
bother about ’em. When you want to, up you
go, and there the things are, waiting for you.’
The Badger simply beamed on him.
‘That’s exactly what I say,’ he
replied. ’There’s no security, or
peace and tranquillity, except underground. And
then, if your ideas get larger and you want to expand why,
a dig and a scrape, and there you are! If you
feel your house is a bit too big, you stop up a hole
or two, and there you are again! No builders,
no tradesmen, no remarks passed on you by fellows
looking over your wall, and, above all, no weather.
Look at Rat, now. A couple of feet of flood water,
and he’s got to move into hired lodgings; uncomfortable,
inconveniently situated, and horribly expensive.
Take Toad. I say nothing against Toad Hall; quite
the best house in these parts, as a house.
But supposing a fire breaks out where’s
Toad? Supposing tiles are blown off, or walls
sink or crack, or windows get broken where’s
Toad? Supposing the rooms are draughty I
hate a draught myself where’s
Toad? No, up and out of doors is good enough to
roam about and get one’s living in; but underground
to come back to at last that’s my
idea of home.’
The Mole assented heartily; and the
Badger in consequence got very friendly with him.
‘When lunch is over,’ he said, ’I’ll
take you all round this little place of mine.
I can see you’ll appreciate it. You understand
what domestic architecture ought to be, you do.’
After luncheon, accordingly, when
the other two had settled themselves into the chimney-corner
and had started a heated argument on the subject of
eels, the Badger lighted a lantern and bade the
Mole follow him. Crossing the hall, they passed
down one of the principal tunnels, and the wavering
light of the lantern gave glimpses on either side of
rooms both large and small, some mere cupboards, others
nearly as broad and imposing as Toad’s dining-hall.
A narrow passage at right angles led them into another
corridor, and here the same thing was repeated.
The Mole was staggered at the size, the extent, the
ramifications of it all; at the length of the dim
passages, the solid vaultings of the crammed store-chambers,
the masonry everywhere, the pillars, the arches, the
pavements. ‘How on earth, Badger,’
he said at last, ’did you ever find time and
strength to do all this? It’s astonishing!’
‘It would be astonishing
indeed,’ said the Badger simply, ’if I
had done it. But as a matter of fact I did
none of it only cleaned out the passages
and chambers, as far as I had need of them. There’s
lots more of it, all round about. I see you don’t
understand, and I must explain it to you. Well,
very long ago, on the spot where the Wild Wood waves
now, before ever it had planted itself and grown up
to what it now is, there was a city a city
of people, you know. Here, where we are standing,
they lived, and walked, and talked, and slept, and
carried on their business. Here they stabled
their horses and feasted, from here they rode out
to fight or drove out to trade. They were a powerful
people, and rich, and great builders. They built
to last, for they thought their city would last for
ever.’
‘But what has become of them all?’ asked
the Mole.
‘Who can tell?’ said the
Badger. ’People come they stay
for a while, they flourish, they build and
they go. It is their way. But we remain.
There were badgers here, I’ve been told, long
before that same city ever came to be. And now
there are badgers here again. We are an enduring
lot, and we may move out for a time, but we wait, and
are patient, and back we come. And so it will
ever be.’
‘Well, and when they went at
last, those people?’ said the Mole.
‘When they went,’ continued
the Badger, ’the strong winds and persistent
rains took the matter in hand, patiently, ceaselessly,
year after year. Perhaps we badgers too, in our
small way, helped a little who knows?
It was all down, down, down, gradually ruin
and levelling and disappearance. Then it was
all up, up, up, gradually, as seeds grew to saplings,
and saplings to forest trees, and bramble and fern
came creeping in to help. Leaf-mould rose and
obliterated, streams in their winter freshets brought
sand and soil to clog and to cover, and in course
of time our home was ready for us again, and we moved
in. Up above us, on the surface, the same thing
happened. Animals arrived, liked the look of
the place, took up their quarters, settled down, spread,
and flourished. They didn’t bother themselves
about the past they never do; they’re
too busy. The place was a bit humpy and hillocky,
naturally, and full of holes; but that was rather an
advantage. And they don’t bother about the
future, either the future when perhaps
the people will move in again for a time as
may very well be. The Wild Wood is pretty well
populated by now; with all the usual lot, good, bad,
and indifferent I name no names. It
takes all sorts to make a world. But I fancy
you know something about them yourself by this time.’
‘I do indeed,’ said the Mole, with a slight
shiver.
‘Well, well,’ said the
Badger, patting him on the shoulder, ’it was
your first experience of them, you see. They’re
not so bad really; and we must all live and let live.
But I’ll pass the word around to-morrow, and
I think you’ll have no further trouble.
Any friend of mine walks where he likes in this
country, or I’ll know the reason why!’
When they got back to the kitchen
again, they found the Rat walking up and down, very
restless. The underground atmosphere was oppressing
him and getting on his nerves, and he seemed really
to be afraid that the river would run away if he wasn’t
there to look after it. So he had his overcoat
on, and his pistols thrust into his belt again.
’Come along, Mole,’ he said anxiously,
as soon as he caught sight of them. ’We
must get off while it’s daylight. Don’t
want to spend another night in the Wild Wood again.’
‘It’ll be all right, my
fine fellow,’ said the Otter. ’I’m
coming along with you, and I know every path blindfold;
and if there’s a head that needs to be punched,
you can confidently rely upon me to punch it.’
‘You really needn’t fret,
Ratty,’ added the Badger placidly. ’My
passages run further than you think, and I’ve
bolt-holes to the edge of the wood in several directions,
though I don’t care for everybody to know about
them. When you really have to go, you shall leave
by one of my short cuts. Meantime, make yourself
easy, and sit down again.’
The Rat was nevertheless still anxious
to be off and attend to his river, so the Badger,
taking up his lantern again, led the way along a damp
and airless tunnel that wound and dipped, part vaulted,
part hewn through solid rock, for a weary distance
that seemed to be miles. At last daylight began
to show itself confusedly through tangled growth overhanging
the mouth of the passage; and the Badger, bidding them
a hasty good-bye, pushed them hurriedly through the
opening, made everything look as natural as possible
again, with creepers, brushwood, and dead leaves,
and retreated.
They found themselves standing on
the very edge of the Wild Wood. Rocks and brambles
and tree-roots behind them, confusedly heaped and tangled;
in front, a great space of quiet fields, hemmed by
lines of hedges black on the snow, and, far ahead,
a glint of the familiar old river, while the wintry
sun hung red and low on the horizon. The Otter,
as knowing all the paths, took charge of the party,
and they trailed out on a bee-line for a distant stile.
Pausing there a moment and looking back, they saw
the whole mass of the Wild Wood, dense, menacing, compact,
grimly set in vast white surroundings; simultaneously
they turned and made swiftly for home, for firelight
and the familiar things it played on, for the voice,
sounding cheerily outside their window, of the river
that they knew and trusted in all its moods, that never
made them afraid with any amazement.
As he hurried along, eagerly anticipating
the moment when he would be at home again among the
things he knew and liked, the Mole saw clearly that
he was an animal of tilled field and hedge-row, linked
to the ploughed furrow, the frequented pasture, the
lane of evening lingerings, the cultivated garden-plot.
For others the asperities, the stubborn endurance,
or the clash of actual conflict, that went with Nature
in the rough; he must be wise, must keep to the pleasant
places in which his lines were laid and which held
adventure enough, in their way, to last for a lifetime.