Henderson’s lovely flowers were going
to bring him fameuntil they walked and talked
too much.
The ringing of the door bell cut into
Henderson’s concentration and he made a gesture
of irritation with one outflung hand. But he didn’t
raise his head or shift his eyes one iota from the
tiny green thing on his laboratory table. Tensely
absorbed, he stood watching the small miracle he had
made and emotion approaching exultation gripped him.
He slid one hand toward a switch,
never moving his eyes from the table. The infinitesimal
movement of his hand increased the power throb in the
machine at his side so imperceptibly that only he could
be aware of it.
Suddenly his breath exploded in what
was almost a squeal of delight.
The small green plant on the table
was with great effort extending a pair of tiny rootlets
and was trying to use them to walk!
As Henderson watched, spellbound,
the sudden cessation of the doorbell’s ring
went unnoticed. He stood there, willing with every
cell of his body the miracle that would make that
small shred of green take the first vital step.
Slowly, slowly it struggled to an
upright position, stood wavering. Henderson increased
the power with a trembling hand and almost forgot to
breathe as he waited for the miracle which followed.
Several more rootlets abruptly appeared,
and now the plant balanced itself easily on the bare
table. Then slowly, as a long minute passed,
one of the roots made an uncertain step, then another
and another, until it was walking unsteadily across
the surface of the table!
Henderson, his face even
his lips white with excitement, now reached
for another switch. Before turning it on he adjusted
a tiny microphone on the edge of the table. Then
he turned the screw switch ...
Instantaneously the laboratory was
filled with a rustling. Then there came a series
of tiny squeaks that sounded strangely like a voice
speaking. Henderson sat spellbound, watching,
listening ...
The door bell rang again, but this
time he didn’t even hear it. Nothing could
break the spell which held him in his seat before the
first talking and walking plant the world had ever
known.
He picked up an alternate phase microphone
and spoke into it. His voice issued from a tiny
speaker beside the plant as a small whisper of itself.
“Man!” his voice whispered,
“Man!” He nearly yelled his delight as
the small green thing echoed the word!
He shut off the mike, then, and got
busy. He sat down and began to plan a vocabulary
to educate his plant. When that was done he would
stun the world with a demonstration of his genius
...
It was some time before he realized
there was a ghost of a voice coming from someplace
in the room. He looked at the plant on the table,
but it was standing quiescent.
Henderson stared around the laboratory,
frowning. Then a movement at the window caught
his eye.
His mother’s prize geranium
was struggling to free itself from the soil in the
window box! And it was muttering! Henderson
blushed as he made out some of the words the flower
was muttering. That plant had been in the room
with him during some of his most dismal scientific
failures, and it evidently had a good memory.
He watched wild-eyed as the plant struggled to lift
its roots from the earth ...
One root finally came loose with an
audible Pop, accompanied by a squeaking streak
of profanity. Another and another root worked
free, and suddenly the geranium was standing on the
edge of the box. Its bright red blossom turned
from side to side. There were no eyes visible
but Henderson had the chilly feeling that the flower
was surveying the room. Then, after a moment,
the plant jumped to the sill of the window, from there
to the seat of a chair. Then it slid down one
of the legs of the chair to the floor.
It shook its leaves, lifted its blossom
upward at the amazed Henderson frozen in his chair,
and the tiny squeaking voice said cheerily, “Hi,
Pal!” Then it started walking across the floor,
toward the door, muttering, “Somebody’s
got to answer that damned door bell.”
Henderson’s legs came unfroze
as it went through the doorway and he made a wild
dash after the walking geranium. It was padding
down the hall, its roots making little patting sounds
on the linoleum as he passed it.
Henderson opened the door, and only
then did he begin to realize the scope his rays must
have!
He stood, jaws agape, looking down
at the rose-bush which stood outside the door.
His mouth opened and words tried to come out.
But the bush spoke first.
“I’ve been ringing this
bell for hours,” it said petulantly. “Some
nasty boys have been picking my roses and I’m
getting sore!”
Henderson fainted then, and the last
thing he remembered was the voice of the geranium
saying:
“Hi, Babe, come on in.
I been watching you for a long time!”