Jim was the son of a cowboy, and lived
on the broad plains of Arizona. His father had
trained him to lasso a bronco or a young bull with
perfect accuracy, and had Jim possessed the strength
to back up his skill he would have been as good a
cowboy as any in all Arizona.
When he was twelve years old he made
his first visit to the east, where Uncle Charles,
his father’s brother, lived. Of course Jim
took his lasso with him, for he was proud of his skill
in casting it, and wanted to show his cousins what
a cowboy could do.
At first the city boys and girls were
much interested in watching Jim lasso posts and fence
pickets, but they soon tired of it, and even Jim decided
it was not the right sort of sport for cities.
But one day the butcher asked Jim
to ride one of his horses into the country, to a pasture
that had been engaged, and Jim eagerly consented.
He had been longing for a horseback ride, and to make
it seem like old times he took his lasso with him.
He rode through the streets demurely
enough, but on reaching the open country roads his
spirits broke forth into wild jubilation, and, urging
the butcher’s horse to full gallop, he dashed
away in true cowboy fashion.
Then he wanted still more liberty,
and letting down the bars that led into a big field
he began riding over the meadow and throwing his lasso
at imaginary cattle, while he yelled and whooped to
his heart’s content.
Suddenly, on making a long cast with
his lasso, the loop caught upon something and rested
about three feet from the ground, while the rope drew
taut and nearly pulled Jim from his horse.
This was unexpected. More than
that, it was wonderful; for the field seemed bare
of even a stump. Jim’s eyes grew big with
amazement, but he knew he had caught something when
a voice cried out:
“Here, let go! Let go,
I say! Can’t you see what you’ve done?”
No, Jim couldn’t see, nor did
he intend to let go until he found out what was holding
the loop of the lasso. So he resorted to an old
trick his father had taught him and, putting the butcher’s
horse to a run, began riding in a circle around the
spot where his lasso had caught.
As he thus drew nearer and nearer
his quarry he saw the rope coil up, yet it looked
to be coiling over nothing but air. One end of
the lasso was made fast to a ring in the saddle, and
when the rope was almost wound up and the horse began
to pull away and snort with fear, Jim dismounted.
Holding the reins of the bridle in one hand, he followed
the rope, and an instant later saw an old man caught
fast in the coils of the lasso.
His head was bald and uncovered, but
long white whiskers grew down to his waist. About
his body was thrown a loose robe of fine white linen.
In one hand he bore a great scythe, and beneath the
other arm he carried an hourglass.
While Jim gazed wonderingly upon him,
this venerable old man spoke in an angry voice:
“Now, then get that
rope off as fast as you can! You’ve brought
everything on earth to a standstill by your foolishness!
Well what are you staring at? Don’t
you know who I am?”
“No,” said Jim, stupidly.
“Well, I’m Time Father
Time! Now, make haste and set me free if
you want the world to run properly.”
“How did I happen to catch you?”
asked Jim, without making a move to release his captive.
“I don’t know. I’ve
never been caught before,” growled Father Time.
“But I suppose it was because you were foolishly
throwing your lasso at nothing.”
“I didn’t see you,” said Jim.
“Of course you didn’t.
I’m invisible to the eyes of human beings unless
they get within three feet of me, and I take care to
keep more than that distance away from them.
That’s why I was crossing this field, where
I supposed no one would be. And I should have
been perfectly safe had it not been for your beastly
lasso. Now, then,” he added, crossly, “are
you going to get that rope off?”
“Why should I?” asked Jim.
“Because everything in the world
stopped moving the moment you caught me. I don’t
suppose you want to make an end of all business and
pleasure, and war and love, and misery and ambition
and everything else, do you? Not a watch has
ticked since you tied me up here like a mummy!”
Jim laughed. It really was funny
to see the old man wound round and round with coils
of rope from his knees up to his chin.
“It’ll do you good to
rest,” said the boy. “From all I’ve
heard you lead a rather busy life.”
“Indeed I do,” replied
Father Time, with a sigh. “I’m due
in Kamchatka this very minute. And to think one
small boy is upsetting all my regular habits!”
“Too bad!” said Jim, with
a grin. “But since the world has stopped
anyhow, it won’t matter if it takes a little
longer recess. As soon as I let you go Time will
fly again. Where are your wings?”
“I haven’t any,”
answered the old man. “That is a story cooked
up by some one who never saw me. As a matter
of fact, I move rather slowly.”
“I see, you take your time,”
remarked the boy. “What do you use that
scythe for?”
“To mow down the people,”
said the ancient one. “Every time I swing
my scythe some one dies.”
“Then I ought to win a life-saving
medal by keeping you tied up,” said Jim.
“Some folks will live this much longer.”
“But they won’t know it,”
said Father Time, with a sad smile; “so it will
do them no good. You may as well untie me at once.”
“No,” said Jim, with a
determined air. “I may never capture you
again; so I’ll hold you for awhile and see how
the world wags without you.”
Then he swung the old man, bound as
he was, upon the back of the butcher’s horse,
and, getting into the saddle himself, started back
toward town, one hand holding his prisoner and the
other guiding the reins.
When he reached the road his eye fell
on a strange tableau. A horse and buggy stood
in the middle of the road, the horse in the act of
trotting, with his head held high and two legs in the
air, but perfectly motionless. In the buggy a
man and a woman were seated; but had they been turned
into stone they could not have been more still and
stiff.
“There’s no Time for them!”
sighed the old man. “Won’t you let
me go now?”
“Not yet,” replied the boy.
He rode on until he reached the city,
where all the people stood in exactly the same positions
they were in when Jim lassoed Father Time. Stopping
in front of a big dry goods store, the boy hitched
his horse and went in. The clerks were measuring
out goods and showing patterns to the rows of customers
in front of them, but everyone seemed suddenly to
have become a statue.
There was something very unpleasant
in this scene, and a cold shiver began to run up and
down Jim’s back; so he hurried out again.
On the edge of the sidewalk sat a
poor, crippled beggar, holding out his hat, and beside
him stood a prosperous-looking gentleman who was about
to drop a penny into the beggar’s hat. Jim
knew this gentleman to be very rich but rather stingy,
so he ventured to run his hand into the man’s
pocket and take out his purse, in which was a $20
gold piece. This glittering coin he put in the
gentleman’s fingers instead of the penny and
then restored the purse to the rich man’s pocket.
“That donation will surprise
him when he comes to life,” thought the boy.
He mounted the horse again and rode
up the street. As he passed the shop of his friend,
the butcher, he noticed several pieces of meat hanging
outside.
“I’m afraid that meat’ll spoil,”
he remarked.
“It takes Time to spoil meat,” answered
the old man.
This struck Jim as being queer, but true.
“It seems Time meddles with everything,”
said he.
“Yes; you’ve made a prisoner
of the most important personage in the world,”
groaned the old man; “and you haven’t enough
sense to let him go again.”
Jim did not reply, and soon they came
to his uncle’s house, where he again dismounted.
The street was filled with teams and people, but all
were motionless. His two little cousins were just
coming out the gate on their way to school, with their
books and slates underneath their arms; so Jim had
to jump over the fence to avoid knocking them down.
In the front room sat his aunt, reading
her Bible. She was just turning a page when Time
stopped. In the dining-room was his uncle, finishing
his luncheon. His mouth was open and his fork
poised just before it, while his eyes were fixed upon
the newspaper folded beside him. Jim helped himself
to his uncle’s pie, and while he ate it he walked
out to his prisoner.
“There’s one thing I don’t understand,”
said he.
“What’s that?” asked Father Time.
“Why is it that I’m able
to move around while everyone else is is froze
up?”
“That is because I’m your
prisoner,” answered the other. “You
can do anything you wish with Time now. But unless
you are careful you’ll do something you will
be sorry for.”
Jim threw the crust of his pie at
a bird that was suspended in the air, where it had
been flying when Time stopped.
“Anyway,” he laughed,
“I’m living longer than anyone else.
No one will ever be able to catch up with me again.”
“Each life has its allotted
span,” said the old man. “When you
have lived your proper time my scythe will mow you
down.”
“I forgot your scythe,” said Jim, thoughtfully.
Then a spirit of mischief came into
the boy’s head, for he happened to think that
the present opportunity to have fun would never occur
again. He tied Father Time to his uncle’s
hitching post, that he might not escape, and then
crossed the road to the corner grocery.
The grocer had scolded Jim that very
morning for stepping into a basket of turnips by accident.
So the boy went to the back end of the grocery and
turned on the faucet of the molasses barrel.
“That’ll make a nice mess
when Time starts the molasses running all over the
floor,” said Jim, with a laugh.
A little further down the street was
a barber shop, and sitting in the barber’s chair
Jim saw the man that all the boys declared was the
“meanest man in town.” He certainly
did not like the boys and the boys knew it. The
barber was in the act of shampooing this person
when Time was captured. Jim ran to the drug store,
and, getting a bottle of mucilage, he returned and
poured it over the ruffled hair of the unpopular citizen.
“That’ll probably surprise
him when he wakes up,” thought Jim.
Near by was the schoolhouse.
Jim entered it and found that only a few of the pupils
were assembled. But the teacher sat at his desk,
stern and frowning as usual.
Taking a piece of chalk, Jim marked
upon the blackboard in big letters the following words:
“Every scholar is requested
to yell the minute he enters the room. He will
also please throw his books at the teacher’s
head. Signed, Prof. Sharpe.”
“That ought to raise a nice
rumpus,” murmured the mischiefmaker, as he walked
away.
On the corner stood Policeman Mulligan,
talking with old Miss Scrapple, the worst gossip in
town, who always delighted in saying something disagreeable
about her neighbors. Jim thought this opportunity
was too good to lose. So he took off the policeman’s
cap and brass-buttoned coat and put them on Miss Scrapple,
while the lady’s feathered and ribboned hat
he placed jauntily upon the policeman’s head.
The effect was so comical that the
boy laughed aloud, and as a good many people were
standing near the corner Jim decided that Miss Scrapple
and Officer Mulligan would create a sensation when
Time started upon his travels.
Then the young cowboy remembered his
prisoner, and, walking back to the hitching post,
he came within three feet of it and saw Father Time
still standing patiently within the toils of the lasso.
He looked angry and annoyed, however, and growled
out:
“Well, when do you intend to release me?”
“I’ve been thinking about that ugly scythe
of yours,” said Jim.
“What about it?” asked Father Time.
“Perhaps if I let you go you’ll
swing it at me the first thing, to be revenged,”
replied the boy.
Father Time gave him a severe look, but said:
“I’ve known boys for thousands
of years, and of course I know they’re mischievous
and reckless. But I like boys, because they grow
up to be men and people my world. Now, if a man
had caught me by accident, as you did, I could have
scared him into letting me go instantly; but boys
are harder to scare. I don’t know as I blame
you. I was a boy myself, long ago, when the world
was new. But surely you’ve had enough fun
with me by this time, and now I hope you’ll
show the respect that is due to old age. Let me
go, and in return I will promise to forget all about
my capture. The incident won’t do much
harm, anyway, for no one will ever know that Time has
halted the last three hours or so.”
“All right,” said Jim,
cheerfully, “since you’ve promised not
to mow me down, I’ll let you go.”
But he had a notion some people in the town would
suspect Time had stopped when they returned to life.
He carefully unwound the rope from
the old man, who, when he was free, at once shouldered
his scythe, rearranged his white robe and nodded farewell.
The next moment he had disappeared,
and with a rustle and rumble and roar of activity
the world came to life again and jogged along as it
always had before.
Jim wound up his lasso, mounted the
butcher’s horse and rode slowly down the street.
Loud screams came from the corner,
where a great crowd of people quickly assembled.
From his seat on the horse Jim saw Miss Scrapple,
attired in the policeman’s uniform, angrily shaking
her fists in Mulligan’s face, while the officer
was furiously stamping upon the lady’s hat,
which he had torn from his own head amidst the jeers
of the crowd.
As he rode past the schoolhouse he
heard a tremendous chorus of yells, and knew Prof.
Sharpe was having a hard time to quell the riot caused
by the sign on the blackboard.
Through the window of the barber shop
he saw the “mean man” frantically belaboring
the barber with a hair brush, while his hair stood
up stiff as bayonets in all directions. And the
grocer ran out of his door and yelled “Fire!”
while his shoes left a track of molasses wherever
he stepped.
Jim’s heart was filled with
joy. He was fairly reveling in the excitement
he had caused when some one caught his leg and pulled
him from the horse.
“What’re ye doin’
hear, ye rascal?” cried the butcher, angrily;
“didn’t ye promise to put that beast inter
Plympton’s pasture? An’ now I find
ye ridin’ the poor nag around like a gentleman
o’ leisure!”
“That’s a fact,”
said Jim, with surprise; “I clean forgot about
the horse!”
This story should teach us the supreme
importance of Time and the folly of trying to stop
it. For should you succeed, as Jim did, in bringing
Time to a standstill, the world would soon become a
dreary place and life decidedly unpleasant.