“Now Tiktok,” said Dorothy,
“the first thing to be done is to find a way
for us to escape from these rocks. The Wheelers
are down below, you know, and threaten to kill us.”
“There is no rea-son to
be a-fraid of the Wheel-ers,” said Tiktok,
the words coming more slowly than before.
“Why not?” she asked.
“Be-cause they are ag-g-g gr-gr-r-r-”
He gave a sort of gurgle and stopped
short, waving his hands frantically until suddenly
he became motionless, with one arm in the air and
the other held stiffly before him with all the copper
fingers of the hand spread out like a fan.
“Dear me!” said Dorothy,
in a frightened tone. “What can the matter
be?”
“He’s run down, I suppose,”
said the hen, calmly. “You couldn’t
have wound him up very tight.”
“I didn’t know how much
to wind him,” replied the girl; “but I’ll
try to do better next time.”
She ran around the copper man to take
the key from the peg at the back of his neck, but
it was not there.
“It’s gone!” cried Dorothy, in dismay.
“What’s gone?” asked Billina.
“The key.”
“It probably fell off when he
made that low bow to you,” returned the hen.
“Look around, and see if you cannot find it
again.”
Dorothy looked, and the hen helped
her, and by and by the girl discovered the clock-key,
which had fallen into a crack of the rock.
At once she wound up Tiktok’s
voice, taking care to give the key as many turns as
it would go around. She found this quite a task,
as you may imagine if you have ever tried to wind
a clock, but the machine man’s first words were
to assure Dorothy that he would now run for at least
twenty-four hours.
“You did not wind me much, at
first,” he calmly said, “and I told you
that long sto-ry a-bout King Ev-ol-do; so it is
no won-der that I ran down.”
She next rewound the action clock-work,
and then Billina advised her to carry the key to Tiktok
in her pocket, so it would not get lost again.
“And now,” said Dorothy,
when all this was accomplished, “tell me what
you were going to say about the Wheelers.”
“Why, they are noth-ing to be
fright-en’d at,” said the machine.
“They try to make folks be-lieve that they
are ver-y ter-ri-blé, but as a
mat-ter of fact the Wheel-ers are harm-less e-nough
to an-y one that dares to fight them. They might
try to hurt a lit-tle girl like you, per-haps, be-cause
they are ver-y mis-chiev-ous. But if
I had a club they would run a-way as soon as they
saw me.”
“Haven’t you a club?” asked Dorothy.
“No,” said Tiktok.
“And you won’t find such
a thing among these rocks, either,” declared
the yellow hen.
“Then what shall we do?” asked the girl.
“Wind up my think-works tight-ly,
and I will try to think of some oth-er plan,”
said Tiktok.
So Dorothy rewound his thought machinery,
and while he was thinking she decided to eat her dinner.
Billina was already pecking away at the cracks in
the rocks, to find something to eat, so Dorothy sat
down and opened her tin dinner-pail.
In the cover she found a small tank
that was full of very nice lemonade. It was
covered by a cup, which might also, when removed, be
used to drink the lemonade from. Within the pail
were three slices of turkey, two slices of cold tongue,
some lobster salad, four slices of bread and butter,
a small custard pie, an orange and nine large strawberries,
and some nuts and raisins. Singularly enough,
the nuts in this dinner-pail grew already cracked,
so that Dorothy had no trouble in picking out their
meats to eat.
She spread the feast upon the rock
beside her and began her dinner, first offering some
of it to Tiktok, who declined because, as he said,
he was merely a machine. Afterward she offered
to share with Billina, but the hen murmured something
about “dead things” and said she preferred
her bugs and ants.
“Do the lunch-box trees and
the dinner-pail trees belong to the Wheelers?”
the child asked Tiktok, while engaged in eating her
meal.
“Of course not,” he answered.
“They be-long to the roy-al fam-il-y
of Ev, on-ly of course there is no roy-al fam-il-y
just now be-cause King Ev-ol-do jumped in-to the sea
and his wife and ten chil-dren have been trans-formed
by the Nome King. So there is no one to rule
the Land of Ev, that I can think of. Per-haps
it is for this rea-son that the Wheel-ers
claim the trees for their own, and pick the lunch-eons
and din-ners to eat them-selves. But they be-long
to the King, and you will find the roy-al “E”
stamped up-on the bot-tom of ev-er-y din-ner pail.”
Dorothy turned the pail over, and
at once discovered the royal mark upon it, as Tiktok
had said.
“Are the Wheelers the only folks
living in the Land of Ev?” enquired the girl.
“No; they on-ly in-hab-it
a small por-tion of it just back of the woods,”
replied the machine. “But they have al-ways
been mis-chiev-ous and im-per-ti-nent, and my
old mas-ter, King Ev-ol-do, used to car-ry
a whip with him, when he walked out, to keep the crea-tures
in or-der. When I was first made the Wheel-ers
tried to run o-ver me, and butt me with their
heads; but they soon found I was built of too sol-id
a ma-ter-i-al for them to in-jure.”
“You seem very durable,” said Dorothy.
“Who made you?”
“The firm of Smith & Tin-ker,
in the town of Evna, where the roy-al pal-ace
stands,” answered Tiktok.
“Did they make many of you?” asked the
child.
“No; I am the on-ly au-to-mat-ic
me-chan-i-cal man they ev-er com-plet-ed,”
he replied. “They were ver-y won-der-ful
in-ven-tors, were my mak-ers, and quite
ar-tis-tic in all they did.”
“I am sure of that,” said
Dorothy. “Do they live in the town of Evna
now?”
“They are both gone,”
replied the machine. “Mr. Smith was an
art-ist, as well as an in-vent-or, and he paint-ed
a pic-ture of a riv-er which was so nat-ur-al
that, as he was reach-ing a-cross it to paint some
flow-ers on the op-po-site bank, he
fell in-to the wa-ter and was drowned.”
“Oh, I’m sorry for that!” exclaimed
the little girl.
“Mis-ter Tin-ker,” continued
Tiktok, “made a lad-der so tall that
he could rest the end of it a-gainst the moon, while
he stood on the high-est rung and picked the
lit-tle stars to set in the points of the king’s
crown. But when he got to the moon Mis-ter Tin-ker
found it such a love-ly place that he de-cid-ed to
live there, so he pulled up the lad-der
af-ter him and we have nev-er seen him since.”
“He must have been a great loss
to this country,” said Dorothy, who was by this
time eating her custard pie.
“He was,” acknowledged
Tiktok. “Also he is a great loss to me.
For if I should get out of or-der I do not know
of an-y one a-blé to re-pair me, be-cause I am
so com-pli-cat-ed. You have no i-de-a how full
of ma-chin-er-y I am.”
“I can imagine it,” said Dorothy, readily.
“And now,” continued the
machine, “I must stop talk-ing and be-gin think-ing
a-gain of a way to es-cape from this rock.”
So he turned half way around, in order to think without
being disturbed.
“The best thinker I ever knew,”
said Dorothy to the yellow hen, “was a scarecrow.”
“Nonsense!” snapped Billina.
“It is true,” declared
Dorothy. “I met him in the Land of Oz,
and he traveled with me to the city of the great Wizard
of Oz, so as to get some brains, for his head was
only stuffed with straw. But it seemed to me
that he thought just as well before he got his brains
as he did afterward.”
“Do you expect me to believe
all that rubbish about the Land of Oz?” enquired
Billina, who seemed a little cross perhaps
because bugs were scarce.
“What rubbish?” asked
the child, who was now finishing her nuts and raisins.
“Why, your impossible stories
about animals that can talk, and a tin woodman who
is alive, and a scarecrow who can think.”
“They are all there,”
said Dorothy, “for I have seen them.”
“I don’t believe it!”
cried the hen, with a toss of her head.
“That’s ’cause you’re
so ign’rant,” replied the girl, who was
a little offended at her friend Billina’s speech.
“In the Land of Oz,” remarked
Tiktok, turning toward them, “an-y-thing is
pos-si-blé. For it is a won-der-ful
fair-y coun-try.”
“There, Billina! what did I
say?” cried Dorothy. And then she turned
to the machine and asked in an eager tone: “Do
you know the Land of Oz, Tiktok?”
“No; but I have heard a-bout
it,” said the cop-per man. “For it
is on-ly sep-a-ra-ted from this Land of
Ev by a broad des-ert.”
Dorothy clapped her hands together delightedly.
“I’m glad of that!”
she exclaimed. “It makes me quite happy
to be so near my old friends. The scarecrow
I told you of, Billina, is the King of the Land of
Oz.”
“Par-don me. He is not the king now,”
said Tiktok.
“He was when I left there,” declared Dorothy.
“I know,” said Tiktok,
“but there was a rev-o-lu-tion in the Land of
Oz, and the Scare-crow was de-posed by a sol-dier
wo-man named Gen-er-al Jin-jur.
And then Jin-jur was de-posed by a lit-tle girl named
Oz-ma, who was the right-ful heir to the throne and
now rules the land un-der the ti-tle of
Oz-ma of Oz.”
“That is news to me,”
said Dorothy, thoughtfully. “But I s’pose
lots of things have happened since I left the Land
of Oz. I wonder what has become of the Scarecrow,
and of the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion.
And I wonder who this girl Ozma is, for I never heard
of her before.”
But Tiktok did not reply to this.
He had turned around again to resume his thinking.
Dorothy packed the rest of the food
back into the pail, so as not to be wasteful of good
things, and the yellow hen forgot her dignity far
enough to pick up all of the scattered crumbs, which
she ate rather greedily, although she had so lately
pretended to despise the things that Dorothy preferred
as food.
By this time Tiktok approached them with his stiff
bow.
“Be kind e-nough to fol-low
me,” he said, “and I will lead you a-way
from here to the town of Ev-na, where you will
be more com-for-ta-blé, and al-so I
will pro-tect you from the Wheel-ers.”
“All right,” answered Dorothy, promptly.
“I’m ready!”