For a while the travelers were constantly
losing their direction, for beyond the thistle fields
they again found themselves upon the turning-lands,
which swung them around one way and then another.
But by keeping the City of Thi constantly behind
them, the adventurers finally passed the treacherous
turning-lands and came upon a stony country where
no grass grew at all. There were plenty of bushes,
however, and although it was now almost dark, the girls
discovered some delicious yellow berries growing upon
the bushes, one taste of which set them all to picking
as many as they could find. The berries relieved
their pangs of hunger for a time, and as it now became
too dark to see anything, they camped where they were.
The three girls lay down upon one
of the blankets all in a row and
the Wizard covered them with the other blanket and
tucked them in. Button-Bright crawled under the
shelter of some bushes and was asleep in half a minute.
The Wizard sat down with his back to a big stone and
looked at the stars in the sky and thought gravely
upon the dangerous adventure they had undertaken,
wondering if they would ever be able to find their
beloved Ozma again. The animals lay in a group
by themselves, a little distance from the others.
“I’ve lost my growl!”
said Toto, who had been very silent and sober all
that day. “What do you suppose has become
of it?”
“If you had asked me to keep
track of your growl, I might be able to tell you,”
remarked the Lion sleepily. “But frankly,
Toto, I supposed you were taking care of it yourself.”
“It’s an awful thing to
lose one’s growl,” said Toto, wagging his
tail disconsolately. “What if you lost
your roar, Lion? Wouldn’t you feel terrible?”
“My roar,” replied the
Lion, “is the fiercest thing about me.
I depend on it to frighten my enemies so badly that
they won’t dare to fight me.”
“Once,” said the Mule,
“I lost my bray so that I couldn’t call
to Betsy to let her know I was hungry. That
was before I could talk, you know, for I had not yet
come into the Land of Oz, and I found it was certainly
very uncomfortable not to be able to make a noise.”
“You make enough noise now,”
declared Toto. “But none of you have answered
my question: Where is my growl?”
“You may search me,”
said the Woozy. “I don’t care for
such things, myself.”
“You snore terribly,” asserted Toto.
“It may be,” said the
Woozy. “What one does when asleep one is
not accountable for. I wish you would wake me
up sometime when I’m snoring and let me hear
the sound. Then I can judge whether it is terrible
or delightful.”
“It isn’t pleasant, I
assure you,” said the Lion, yawning.
“To me it seems wholly unnecessary,”
declared Hank the Mule.
“You ought to break yourself
of the habit,” said the Sawhorse. “You
never hear me snore, because I never sleep. I
don’t even whinny as those puffy meat horses
do. I wish that whoever stole Toto’s growl
had taken the Mule’s bray and the Lion’s
roar and the Woozy’s snore at the same time.”
“Do you think, then, that my growl was stolen?”
“You have never lost it before,
have you?” inquired inquired the Sawhorse.
“Only once, when I had a sore
throat from barking too long at the moon.”
“Is your throat sore now?” asked the Woozy.
“No,” replied the dog.
“I can’t understand,”
said Hank, “why dogs bark at the moon.
They can’t scare the moon, and the moon doesn’t
pay any attention to the bark. So why do dogs
do it?”
“Were you ever a dog?” asked Toto.
“No indeed,” replied Hank.
“I am thankful to say I was created a mule the
most beautiful of all beasts and have always
remained one.”
The Woozy sat upon his square haunches
to examine Hank with care. “Beauty,”
he said, “must be a matter of taste. I
don’t say your judgment is bad, friend Hank,
or that you are so vulgar as to be conceited.
But if you admire big, waggy ears and a tail like
a paintbrush and hoofs big enough for an elephant
and a long neck and a body so skinny that one can
count the ribs with one eye shut if that’s
your idea of beauty, Hank, then either you or I must
be much mistaken.”
“You’re full of edges,”
sneered the Mule. “If I were square as you
are, I suppose you’d think me lovely.”
“Outwardly, dear Hank, I would,”
replied the Woozy. “But to be really lovely,
one must be beautiful without and within.”
The Mule couldn’t deny this
statement, so he gave a disgusted grunt and rolled
over so that his back was toward the Woozy. But
the Lion, regarding the two calmly with his great,
yellow eyes, said to the dog, “My dear Toto,
our friends have taught us a lesson in humility.
If the Woozy and the Mule are indeed beautiful creatures
as they seem to think, you and I must be decidedly
ugly.”
“Not to ourselves,” protested
Toto, who was a shrewd little dog. “You
and I, Lion, are fine specimens of our own races.
I am a fine dog, and you are a fine lion. Only
in point of comparison, one with another, can we be
properly judged, so I will leave it to the poor old
Sawhorse to decide which is the most beautiful animal
among us all. The Sawhorse is wood, so he won’t
be prejudiced and will speak the truth.”
“I surely will,” responded
the Sawhorse, wagging his ears, which were chips set
in his wooden head. “Are you all agreed
to accept my judgment?”
“We are!” they declared, each one hopeful.
“Then,” said the Sawhorse,
“I must point out to you the fact that you are
all meat creatures, who tire unless they sleep and
starve unless they eat and suffer from thirst unless
they drink. Such animals must be very imperfect,
and imperfect creatures cannot be beautiful.
Now, I am made of wood.”
“You surely have a wooden head,” said
the Mule.
“Yes, and a wooden body and
wooden legs, which are as swift as the wind and as
tireless. I’ve heard Dorothy say that ’handsome
is as handsome does,’ and I surely perform my
duties in a handsome manner. Therefore, if you
wish my honest judgment, I will confess that among
us all I am the most beautiful.”
The Mule snorted, and the Woozy laughed;
Toto had lost his growl and could only look scornfully
at the Sawhorse, who stood in his place unmoved.
But the Lion stretched himself and yawned, saying
quietly, “Were we all like the Sawhorse, we
would all be Sawhorses, which would be too many of
the kind. Were we all like Hank, we would be
a herd of mules; if like Toto, we would be a pack
of dogs; should we all become the shape of the Woozy,
he would no longer be remarkable for his unusual appearance.
Finally, were you all like me, I would consider you
so common that I would not care to associate with you.
To be individual, my friends, to be different from
others, is the only way to become distinguished from
the common herd. Let us be glad, therefore,
that we differ from one another in form and in disposition.
Variety is the spice of life, and we are various enough
to enjoy one another’s society; so let us be
content.”
“There is some truth in that
speech,” remarked Toto reflectively. “But
how about my lost growl?”
“The growl is of importance
only to you,” responded the Lion, “so it
is your business to worry over the loss, not ours.
If you love us, do not afflict your burdens on us;
be unhappy all by yourself.”
“If the same person stole my
growl who stole Ozma,” said the little dog,
“I hope we shall find him very soon and punish
him as he deserves. He must be the most cruel
person in all the world, for to prevent a dog from
growling when it is his nature to growl is just as
wicked, in my opinion, as stealing all the magic in
Oz.”