“One Person and one Freak,”
said the big Lavender Bear when he had carefully examined
the strangers.
“I am sorry to hear you call
poor Cayke the Cookie Cook a Freak,” remonstrated
the Frogman.
“She is the Person,” asserted
the King. “Unless I am mistaken, it is
you who are the Freak.”
The Frogman was silent, for he could
not truthfully deny it.
“Why have you dared intrude
in my forest?” demanded the Bear King.
“We didn’t know it was
your forest,” said Cayke, “and we are on
our way to the far east, where the Emerald City is.”
“Ah, it’s a long way from
here to the Emerald City,” remarked the King.
“It is so far away, indeed, that no bear among
us has even been there. But what errand requires
you to travel such a distance?”
“Someone has stolen my diamond-studded
gold dishpan,” explained Cayke, “and as
I cannot be happy without it, I have decided to search
the world over until I find it again. The Frogman,
who is very learned and wonderfully wise, has come
with me to give me his assistance. Isn’t
it kind of him?”
The King looked at the Frogman.
“What makes you so wonderfully wise?”
he asked.
“I’m not,” was the
candid reply. “The Cookie Cook and some
others in the Yip Country think because I am a big
frog and talk and act like a man that I must be very
wise. I have learned more than a frog usually
knows, it is true, but I am not yet so wise as I hope
to become at some future time.”
The King nodded, and when he did so, something squeaked
in his chest.
“Did Your Majesty speak?” asked Cayke.
“Not just then,” answered
the Lavender Bear, seeming to be somewhat embarrassed.
“I am so built, you must know, that when anything
pushes against my chest, as my chin accidentally did
just then, I make that silly noise. In this
city it isn’t considered good manners to notice.
But I like your Frogman. He is honest and truthful,
which is more than can be said of many others.
As for your late lamented dishpan, I’ll show
it to you.”
With this he waved three times the
metal wand which he held in his paw, and instantly
there appeared upon the ground midway between the King
and Cayke a big, round pan made of beaten gold.
Around the top edge was a row of small diamonds;
around the center of the pan was another row of larger
diamonds; and at the bottom was a row of exceedingly
large and brilliant diamonds. In fact, they all
sparkled magnificently, and the pan was so big and
broad that it took a lot of diamonds to go around
it three times.
Cayke stared so hard that her eyes
seemed about to pop out of her head. “O-o-o-h!”
she exclaimed, drawing a deep breath of delight.
“Is this your dishpan?” inquired the King.
“It is, it is!” cried
the Cookie Cook, and rushing forward, she fell on
her knees and threw her arms around the precious pan.
But her arms came together without meeting any resistance
at all. Cayke tried to seize the edge, but found
nothing to grasp. The pan was surely there,
she thought, for she could see it plainly; but it was
not solid; she could not feel it at all. With
a moan of astonishment and despair, she raised her
head to look at the Bear King, who was watching her
actions curiously. Then she turned to the pan
again, only to find it had completely disappeared.
“Poor creature!” murmured
the King pityingly. “You must have thought,
for the moment, that you had actually recovered your
dishpan. But what you saw was merely the image
of it, conjured up by means of my magic. It is
a pretty dishpan, indeed, though rather big and awkward
to handle. I hope you will some day find it.”
Cayke was grievously disappointed.
She began to cry, wiping her eyes on her apron.
The King turned to the throng of toy bears surrounding
him and asked, “Has any of you ever seen this
golden dishpan before?”
“No,” they answered in a chorus.
The King seemed to reflect.
Presently he inquired, “Where is the Little
Pink Bear?”
“At home, Your Majesty,” was the reply.
“Fetch him here,” commanded the King.
Several of the bears waddled over
to one of the trees and pulled from its hollow a tiny
pink bear, smaller than any of the others. A big,
white bear carried the pink one in his arms and set
it down beside the King, arranging the joints of its
legs so that it would stand upright.
This Pink Bear seemed lifeless until
the King turned a crank which protruded from its side,
when the little creature turned its head stiffly from
side to side and said in a small, shrill voice, “Hurrah
for the King of Bear Center!”
“Very good,” said the
big Lavender Bear. “He seems to be working
very well today. Tell me, my Pink Pinkerton,
what has become of this lady’s jeweled dishpan?”
“U-u-u,” said the Pink Bear, and then
stopped short.
The King turned the crank again.
“U-g-u the Shoemaker has it,” said the
Pink Bear.
“Who is Ugu the Shoemaker?” demanded the
King, again turning the crank.
“A magician who lives on a mountain
in a wickerwork castle,” was the reply.
“Where is the mountain?” was the next
question.
“Nineteen miles and three furlongs from Bear
Center to the northeast.”
“And is the dishpan still at
the castle of Ugu the Shoemaker?” asked the
King.
“It is.”
The King turned to Cayke.
“You may rely on this information,”
said he. “The Pink Bear can tell us anything
we wish to know, and his words are always words of
truth.”
“Is he alive?” asked the Frogman, much
interested in the Pink Bear.
“Something animates him when
you turn his crank,” replied the King. “I
do not know if it is life or what it is or how it happens
that the Little Pink Bear can answer correctly every
question put to him. We discovered his talent
a long time ago, and whenever we wish to know anything which
is not very often we ask the Pink Bear.
There is no doubt whatever, madam, that Ugu the Magician
has your dishpan, and if you dare to go to him, you
may be able to recover it. But of that I am
not certain.”
“Can’t the Pink Bear tell?” asked
Cayke anxiously.
“No, for that is in the future.
He can tell anything that has happened, but
nothing that is going to happen. Don’t
ask me why, for I don’t know.”
“Well,” said the Cookie
Cook after a little thought, “I mean to go to
this magician, anyhow, and tell him I want my dishpan.
I wish I knew what Ugu the Shoemaker is like.”
“Then I’ll show him to
you,” promised the King. “But do
not be frightened. It won’t be Ugu, remember,
but only his image.” With this, he waved
his metal wand, and in the circle suddenly appeared
a thin little man, very old and skinny, who was seated
on a wicker stool before a wicker table. On
the table lay a Great Book with gold clasps.
The Book was open, and the man was reading in it.
He wore great spectacles which were fastened before
his eyes by means of a ribbon that passed around his
head and was tied in a bow at the neck. His hair
was very thin and white; his skin, which clung fast
to his bones, was brown and seared with furrows; he
had a big, fat nose and little eyes set close together.
On no account was Ugu the Shoemaker
a pleasant person to gaze at. As his image appeared
before them, all were silent and intent until Corporal
Waddle, the Brown Bear, became nervous and pulled the
trigger of his gun. Instantly, the cork flew
out of the tin barrel with a loud “pop!”
that made them all jump. And at this sound, the
image of the magician vanished.
“So that’s the thief,
is it?” said Cayke in an angry voice. “I
should think he’d be ashamed of himself for
stealing a poor woman’s diamond dishpan!
But I mean to face him in his wicker castle and force
him to return my property.”
“To me,” said the Bear
King reflectively, “he looked like a dangerous
person. I hope he won’t be so unkind as
to argue the matter with you.”
The Frogman was much disturbed by
the vision of Ugu the Shoemaker, and Cayke’s
determination to go to the magician filled her companion
with misgivings. But he would not break his
pledged word to assist the Cookie Cook, and after
breathing a deep sigh of resignation, he asked the
King, “Will Your Majesty lend us this Pink Bear
who answers questions that we may take him with us
on our journey? He would be very useful to us,
and we will promise to bring him safely back to you.”
The King did not reply at once.
He seemed to be thinking.
“Please let us take the
Pink Bear,” begged Cayke. “I’m
sure he would be a great help to us.”
“The Pink Bear,” said
the King, “is the best bit of magic I possess,
and there is not another like him in the world.
I do not care to let him out of my sight, nor do
I wish to disappoint you; so I believe I will make
the journey in your company and carry my Pink Bear
with me. He can walk when you wind the other
side of him, but so slowly and awkwardly that he would
delay you. But if I go along, I can carry him
in my arms, so I will join your party. Whenever
you are ready to start, let me know.”
“But Your Majesty!” exclaimed
Corporal Waddle in protest, “I hope you do not
intend to let these prisoners escape without punishment.”
“Of what crime do you accuse them?” inquired
the King.
“Why, they trespassed on your
domain, for one thing,” said the Brown Bear.
“We didn’t know it was
private property, Your Majesty,” said the Cookie
Cook. “And they asked if any of us had stolen
the dishpan!” continued Corporal Waddle indignantly.
“That is the same thing as calling us thieves
and robbers and bandits and brigands, is it not?”
“Every person has the right
to ask questions,” said the Frogman.
“But the Corporal is quite correct,”
declared the Lavender Bear. “I condemn
you both to death, the execution to take place ten
years from this hour.”
“But we belong in the Land of
Oz, where no one ever dies,” Cayke reminded
him.
“Very true,” said the
King. “I condemn you to death merely as
a matter of form. It sounds quite terrible,
and in ten years we shall have forgotten all about
it. Are you ready to start for the wicker castle
of Ugu the Shoemaker?”
“Quite ready, Your Majesty.”
“But who will rule in your place
while you are gone?” asked a big Yellow Bear.
“I myself will rule while I am gone,”
was the reply.
“A King isn’t required
to stay at home forever, and if he takes a notion
to travel, whose business is it but his own?
All I ask is that you bears behave yourselves while
I am away. If any of you is naughty, I’ll
send him to some girl or boy in America to play with.”
This dreadful threat made all the
toy bears look solemn. They assured the King
in a chorus of growls that they would be good.
Then the big Lavender Bear picked up the little Pink
Bear, and after tucking it carefully under one arm,
he said, “Goodbye till I come back!” and
waddled along the path that led through the forest.
The Frogman and Cayke the Cookie Cook also said goodbye
to the bears and then followed after the King, much
to the regret of the little Brown Bear, who pulled
the trigger of his gun and popped the cork as a parting
salute.