They found the houses of the town
all low and square and built of bricks, neatly whitewashed
inside and out. The houses were not set in rows,
forming regular streets, but placed here and there
in a haphazard manner which made it puzzling for a
stranger to find his way.
“Stupid people must have streets
and numbered houses in their cities, to guide them
where to go,” observed the grey donkey, as he
walked before the visitors on his hind legs, in an
awkward but comical manner; “but clever donkeys
know their way about without such absurd marks.
Moreover, a mixed city is much prettier than one with
straight streets.”
Dorothy did not agree with this, but
she said nothing to contradict it. Presently
she saw a sign on a house that read: “Madam
de Fayke, Hoofist,” and she asked their conductor:
“What’s a ‘hoofist,’ please?”
“One who reads your fortune in your hoofs,”
replied the grey donkey.
“Oh, I see,” said the little girl.
“You are quite civilized here.”
“Dunkiton,” he replied,
“is the center of the world’s highest
civilization.”
They came to a house where two youthful
donkeys were whitewashing the wall, and Dorothy stopped
a moment to watch them. They dipped the ends
of their tails, which were much like paint-brushes,
into a pail of whitewash, backed up against the house,
and wagged their tails right and left until the whitewash
was rubbed on the wall, after which they dipped these
funny brushes in the pail again and repeated the performance.
“That must be fun,” said Button-Bright.
“No, it’s work,”
replied the old donkey; “but we make our youngsters
do all the whitewashing, to keep them out of mischief.”
“Don’t they go to school?” asked
Dorothy.
“All donkeys are born wise,”
was the reply, “so the only school we need is
the school of experience. Books are only for
those who know nothing, and so are obliged to learn
things from other people.”
“In other words, the more stupid
one is, the more he thinks he knows,” observed
the shaggy man. The grey donkey paid no attention
to this speech because he had just stopped before
a house which had painted over the doorway a pair
of hoofs, with a donkey tail between them and a rude
crown and sceptre above.
“I’ll see if his magnificent
Majesty King Kik-a-bray is at home,” said he.
He lifted his head and called “Whee-haw! whee-haw!
whee-haw!” three times, in a shocking voice,
turning about and kicking with his heels against the
panel of the door. For a time there was no reply;
then the door opened far enough to permit a donkey’s
head to stick out and look at them.
It was a white head, with big, awful
ears and round, solemn eyes.
“Have the foxes gone?” it asked, in a
trembling voice.
“They haven’t been here,
most stupendous Majesty,” replied the grey one.
“The new arrivals prove to be travelers of distinction.”
“Oh,” said the King, in
a relieved tone of voice. “Let them come
in.”
He opened the door wide, and the party
marched into a big room, which, Dorothy thought, looked
quite unlike a king’s palace. There were
mats of woven grasses on the floor and the place was
clean and neat; but his Majesty had no other furniture
at all perhaps because he didn’t need
it. He squatted down in the center of the room
and a little brown donkey ran and brought a big gold
crown which it placed on the monarch’s head,
and a golden staff with a jeweled ball at the end of
it, which the King held between his front hoofs as
he sat upright.
“Now then,” said his Majesty,
waving his long ears gently to and fro, “tell
me why you are here, and what you expect me to do for
you.” He eyed Button-Bright rather sharply,
as if afraid of the little boy’s queer head,
though it was the shaggy man who undertook to reply.
“Most noble and supreme ruler
of Dunkiton,” he said, trying not to laugh in
the solemn King’s face, “we are strangers
traveling through your dominions and have entered
your magnificent city because the road led through
it, and there was no way to go around. All we
desire is to pay our respects to your Majesty the
cleverest king in all the world, I’m sure and
then to continue on our way.”
This polite speech pleased the King
very much; indeed, it pleased him so much that it
proved an unlucky speech for the shaggy man.
Perhaps the Love Magnet helped to win his Majesty’s
affections as well as the flattery, but however this
may be, the white donkey looked kindly upon the speaker
and said:
“Only a donkey should be able
to use such fine, big words, and you are too wise
and admirable in all ways to be a mere man. Also,
I feel that I love you as well as I do my own favored
people, so I will bestow upon you the greatest gift
within my power a donkey’s head.”
As he spoke he waved his jeweled staff.
Although the shaggy man cried out and tried to leap
backward and escape, it proved of no use. Suddenly
his own head was gone and a donkey head appeared in
its place a brown, shaggy head so absurd
and droll that Dorothy and Polly both broke into merry
laughter, and even Button-Bright’s fox face wore
a smile.
“Dear me! dear me!” cried
the shaggy man, feeling of his shaggy new head and
his long ears. “What a misfortune what
a great misfortune! Give me back my own head,
you stupid king if you love me at all!”
“Don’t you like it?” asked the King,
surprised.
“Hee-haw! I hate it! Take it away,
quick!” said the shaggy man.
“But I can’t do that,”
was the reply. “My magic works only one
way. I can do things, but I can’t
UNdo them. You’ll have to find the Truth
Pond, and bathe in its water, in order to get back
your own head. But I advise you not to do that.
This head is much more beautiful than the old one.”
“That’s a matter of taste,” said
Dorothy.
“Where is the Truth Pond?” asked the shaggy
man, earnestly.
“Somewhere in the Land of Oz;
but just the exact location of it I can not tell,”
was the answer.
“Don’t worry, Shaggy Man,”
said Dorothy, smiling because her friend wagged his
new ears so comically. “If the Truth Pond
is in Oz, we’ll be sure to find it when we get
there.”
“Oh! Are you going to
the Land of Oz?” asked King Kik-a-bray.
“I don’t know,”
she replied, “but we’ve been told we are
nearer the Land of Oz than to Kansas, and if that’s
so, the quickest way for me to get home is to find
Ozma.”
“Haw-haw! Do you know
the mighty Princess Ozma?” asked the King, his
tone both surprised and eager.
“’Course I do; she’s my friend,”
said Dorothy.
“Then perhaps you’ll do
me a favor,” continued the white donkey, much
excited.
“What is it?” she asked.
“Perhaps you can get me an invitation
to Princess Ozma’s birthday celebration, which
will be the grandest royal function ever held in Fairyland.
I’d love to go.”
“Hee-haw! You deserve
punishment, rather than reward, for giving me this
dreadful head,” said the shaggy man, sorrowfully.
“I wish you wouldn’t say
‘hee-haw’ so much,” Polychrome begged
him; “it makes cold chills run down my back.”
“But I can’t help it,
my dear; my donkey head wants to bray continually,”
he replied. “Doesn’t your fox head
want to yelp every minute?” he asked Button-Bright.
“Don’t know,” said
the boy, still staring at the shaggy man’s ears.
These seemed to interest him greatly, and the sight
also made him forget his own fox head, which was a
comfort.
“What do you think, Polly?
Shall I promise the donkey king an invitation to
Ozma’s party?” asked Dorothy of the Rainbow’s
Daughter, who was flitting about the room like a sunbeam
because she could never keep still.
“Do as you please, dear,”
answered Polychrome. “He might help to
amuse the guests of the Princess.”
“Then, if you will give us some
supper and a place to sleep to-night, and let us get
started on our journey early to-morrow morning,”
said Dorothy to the King, “I’ll ask Ozma
to invite you if I happen to get to Oz.”
“Good! Hee-haw! Excellent!”
cried Kik-a-bray, much pleased. “You shall
all have fine suppers and good beds. What food
would you prefer, a bran mash or ripe oats in the
shell?”
“Neither one,” replied Dorothy, promptly.
“Perhaps plain hay, or some
sweet juicy grass would suit you better,” suggested
Kik-a-bray, musingly.
“Is that all you have to eat?” asked the
girl.
“What more do you desire?”
“Well, you see we’re not
donkeys,” she explained, “and so we’re
used to other food. The foxes gave us a nice
supper in Foxville.”
“We’d like some dewdrops and mist-cakes,”
said Polychrome.
“I’d prefer apples and
a ham sandwich,” declared the shaggy man, “for
although I’ve a donkey head, I still have my
own particular stomach.”
“I want pie,” said Button-Bright.
“I think some beefsteak and
chocolate layer-cake would taste best,” said
Dorothy.
“Hee-haw! I declare!”
exclaimed the King. “It seems each one
of you wants a different food. How queer all
living creatures are, except donkeys!”
“And donkeys like you are queerest
of all,” laughed Polychrome.
“Well,” decided the King,
“I suppose my Magic Staff will produce the things
you crave; if you are lacking in good taste it is not
my fault.”
With this, he waved his staff with
the jeweled ball, and before them instantly appeared
a tea-table, set with linen and pretty dishes, and
on the table were the very things each had wished for.
Dorothy’s beefsteak was smoking hot, and the
shaggy man’s apples were plump and rosy-cheeked.
The King had not thought to provide chairs, so they
all stood in their places around the table and ate
with good appetite, being hungry. The Rainbow’s
Daughter found three tiny dewdrops on a crystal plate,
and Button-Bright had a big slice of apple pie, which
he devoured eagerly.
Afterward the King called the brown
donkey, which was his favorite servant, and bade it
lead his guests to the vacant house where they were
to pass the night. It had only one room and no
furniture except beds of clean straw and a few mats
of woven grasses; but our travelers were contented
with these simple things because they realized it was
the best the Donkey-King had to offer them. As
soon as it was dark they lay down on the mats and
slept comfortably until morning.
At daybreak there was a dreadful noise
throughout the city. Every donkey in the place
brayed. When he heard this the shaggy man woke
up and called out “Hee-haw!” as loud as
he could.
“Stop that!” said Button-Bright,
in a cross voice. Both Dorothy and Polly looked
at the shaggy man reproachfully.
“I couldn’t help it, my
dears,” he said, as if ashamed of his bray;
“but I’ll try not to do it again.”
Of coursed they forgave him, for as
he still had the Love Magnet in his pocket they were
all obliged to love him as much as ever.
They did not see the King again, but
Kik-a-bray remembered them; for a table appeared again
in their room with the same food upon it as on the
night before.
“Don’t want pie for breakfus’,”
said Button-Bright.
“I’ll give you some of
my beefsteak,” proposed Dorothy; “there’s
plenty for us all.”
That suited the boy better, but the
shaggy man said he was content with his apples and
sandwiches, although he ended the meal by eating Button-Bright’s
pie. Polly liked her dewdrops and mist-cakes
better than any other food, so they all enjoyed an
excellent breakfast. Toto had the scraps left
from the beefsteak, and he stood up nicely on his
hind legs while Dorothy fed them to him.
Breakfast ended, they passed through
the village to the side opposite that by which they
had entered, the brown servant-donkey guiding them
through the maze of scattered houses. There was
the road again, leading far away into the unknown
country beyond.
“King Kik-a-bray says you must
not forget his invitation,” said the brown donkey,
as they passed through the opening in the wall.
“I shan’t,” promised Dorothy.
Perhaps no one ever beheld a more
strangely assorted group than the one which now walked
along the road, through pretty green fields and past
groves of feathery pepper-trees and fragrant mimosa.
Polychrome, her beautiful gauzy robes floating around
her like a rainbow cloud, went first, dancing back
and forth and darting now here to pluck a wild-flower
or there to watch a beetle crawl across the path.
Toto ran after her at times, barking joyously the
while, only to become sober again and trot along at
Dorothy’s heels. The little Kansas girl
walked holding Button-Bright’s hand clasped
in her own, and the wee boy with his fox head covered
by the sailor hat presented an odd appearance.
Strangest of all, perhaps, was the shaggy man, with
his shaggy donkey head, who shuffled along in the
rear with his hands thrust deep in his big pockets.
None of the party was really unhappy.
All were straying in an unknown land and had suffered
more or less annoyance and discomfort; but they realized
they were having a fairy adventure in a fairy country,
and were much interested in finding out what would
happen next.