“If I’m not mistaken,”
said Calvin Parks, “this is the ro’d where
Sam and Sim used to live!”
He checked his horse and looked about
him. “And there well, I’m
blowed if that ain’t the house now. Same
old pumpkin-color; same old well-sweep; same old trees;
it certinly is the house. Well!”
He looked earnestly at the house,
which seemed to give him a friendly look in return;
a large, comfortable yellow house, with windows of
cheerful inquiry, and a door that came as near smiling
as a door can. Two huge elms mounted guard over
it, and touched tips with a group of splendid willows
that clustered round the ample barnyard; the front
yard was green and smooth, with a neat flagstone path;
a vast and friendly-looking dog lay on the broad door-step;
everything about the place looked comfortable and
sociable.
“If that ain’t a pictur’,”
said Calvin Parks, “I never see one, that’s
all.”
He drove into the yard, and clambered
rather slowly out of his wagon. He was a tall,
light-limbed, active-looking man, but the wheels seemed
to be in his way.
“I never shall get used to this
rig,” he muttered; “I’d ought to
have a rope and tayckle to hi’st me out.”
He cast a disapproving look at the
wagon, and hurried toward the house. The vast
dog rose, shook himself, yawned, and sniffed approvingly
at his trousers.
“That’s right, son!”
said Calvin. “A friend is a friend, in pants
or tails! Now let’s see where the boys
be. I must wipe my feet good, though, or I shall
have the old lady after me!”
He opened the front door; and after
casting a look of friendly recognition round the hall,
tapped on the door at his left.
“Come in!” said a voice.
“Sam!” said Calvin Parks; and he stepped
into the room.
“How are you, Sam?” he
began. “How are you why, where’s
Sim?” he added in an altered tone. “Where’s
your Ma?”
A little man in snuff-brown clothes,
with a red flannel waistcoat, came forward.
“Calvin Parks,” he said, “don’t
tell me this is you!”
“I won’t!” said
Calvin. “I’ll tell you it’s
old John Tyseed if that’ll do you any good.
What I want to know is, where’s the rest of you?
Don’t tell me there’s anything happened
to your Ma and Sim, Sam Sill!”
The little man cast a curious look
toward a door that stood ajar not far from where he
sat. He was silent a moment, and then said in
a half whisper, “Ma is gone, Calvin!”
“Gone!” repeated the visitor. “What
do you mean by gone?”
“Dead!” said the little man. “Departed.
No more.”
“Sho!” said Calvin Parks.
“Is that so? Well, I’m sorry to hear
it, Sam! And I’m well, astounded
is the word. Your Ma gone! Well, now! she
was one, somehow or other of it, never seemed as if
she could go.”
“I expect,” said Mr. Samuel
Sill in the same subdued tone, “she is with
the blessed;” he reflected a moment, and added,
“and with father!”
“To be sure! naturally!”
said Calvin Parks reassuringly. “How long
since you laid her away, Sam?”
“We laid her away,” said
Sam, “a year ago, Calvin. She’d been
poorly for a long spell, droopin’ kind of; nothing
to take a holt of. Kep’ up round and done
the work, but her victuals didn’t relish, nor
yet they didn’t set. She knew her time
was come. She said to me and the other
one,” (again he cast a curious look toward the
open door), “sittin’ in this very room ’Boys,’
she says, ‘my stummick is leavin’ me; and
without a stummick I have no wish to remain, nor yet
I don’t believe it would be wished. I expect
I am about to depart this life.’”
“I want to know!” murmured
Calvin Parks sympathetically. “She come
as close to it as that, did she?”
“About twice’t a week,”
the little man continued, “she’d call us
to come in after she was in bed, and say she’d
most likely be gone in the mornin’, and to be
good boys, and keep the farm up as it should be.
First for a time we tried to reason her out of it like,
for the Lord didn’t seem in no hurry, nor yet
we weren’t; but one night she seemed set on
it, told us goodbye, and all the rest of it. ‘Well,
mother!’ I says, ‘if you see father, tell
him the hay’s all in!’ I says. Sure
enough, come morning she was gone. Cut down like
a well!” he paused again and reflected.
“I don’t know as you’d call Ma exactly
a flower, nor yet was she what you’d call real
fruity, though ripe.”
“Call it grain!” said
Calvin Parks gravely. “First crop oats,
or good winter wheat; either of them, Sam, would represent
your Ma good. Well, I certinly am astounded to
find that she is gone. But that don’t tell
me the rest of it, Sam. Where’s Sim?”
“Sim,” replied the little
man, turning his eyes toward the open door; “Sim
is ”
At this moment a singular sound came
from beyond the door; a sound half cough, half call,
and all cackle.
“That’s Sim!” said Mr. Sam.
“You’ll find him in there!”
Calvin Parks’s large brown eyes
seemed to grow quite round; he stared at the little
man for a moment; then “Red-top and timothy!”
he muttered; “there’s something queer
here!” and stepped quickly into the other room.
A stranger would have said, here was
a juggler’s trick. The little snuff-colored
man sitting hunched in the low chair was apparently
the same man, but he had changed his red waistcoat
for a black one, and had whisked himself in some unaccountable
way into another room. But Calvin Parks knew
better.
“How are you, Sim?” he said.
“Calvin,” said the second
little man, “I am pleased to see you, real pleased!
Be seated! In regards to your question, I am middlin’,
sir, only middlin’.”
Calvin Parks sat down, his eyes still
round and staring. “What’s the matter?”
he asked abruptly.
“Some thinks it’s lumbago,”
said the little man; “and more calls it neurology.
There is them,” he added cautiously, “as
has used the word tuber-clossis; I don’t hold
with that myself, but I’m doctorin’ for
all three, not to take no chances.”
“All that be blowed!”
said Calvin Parks. “What’s the matter
between you two? Why are you sittin’ here
and Sam in t’other room, you that have set side
by side ever since you knew how to sit? Siamese
Twins you’ve been called ever since born you
was; dressed alike, fed alike, and reared alike; and
now look at you! What’s the matter, I say?”
The little man cast a look toward
the door, a duplicate of the look which Calvin Parks
had seen cast from the other side of it. Then
he leaned forward, and fixed his sharp gray eyes on
his visitor.
“Calvin Parks,” he said, “you never
was a twin!”
“No, I warn’t!” said Calvin Parks.
The little man waved his hand.
“That’s all I’ve got to say!”
he said. “We was. That’s the
situation. I’ve nothin’ against Samuel,
nor he as I knows on against me; but we have had a
sufficiency of each other, and we are havin’
us a rest, Calvin. We eat together, but otherwise
we don’t. But I’ll tell you one thing,”
he added, leaning forward and dropping his voice,
while his eyes narrowed to pinpoints. “When
I don’t like a man, I don’t like him any
better for bein’ twin to me, I like him wuss!”
He leaned back again, and then repeated
aloud, “Not that I’ve anything against
Samuel, or fur as I know, Samuel against me.”
“Well! may I be scuttled,”
said Calvin Parks, “if ever I see the beat of
this! Why, Sim Sill ”
At this moment another door opened
behind him, and a clear, pleasant voice said,
“Dinner’s ready, Cousin Sim! Cousin
Sam, dinner’s ready!”
Mr. Simeon Sill made a gesture of
introduction. “Calvin,” he said, “let
me make you acquainted with my cousin Miss Sands!”
Calvin Parks rose and made his best
bow. “Miss Hands,” he said, “I
am pleased to meet you, I’m sure!”