Mary Sands stood in the doorway, leaning
on her broom and looking out over the pleasant autumn
country. It was a golden morning, and the world
shone and sparkled in quite a wonderful way.
The green dooryard had its special
show of emeralds, set off here and there by a tuft
of dandelion that had escaped the watchful eye of Mr.
Sam. The stone wall of the barnyard was almost
hidden by the hollyhocks; they were a pretty sight,
Mary thought; she did admire hollyhocks.
The vast dog, who had been lying on
the door-step, rose slowly, shook himself elaborately,
pricked his ears, and looked down the road.
“What is it, Rover?” asked
Mary Sands. “Do you feel good this mornin’,
same as I do? What you lookin’ at?
Somebody comin’ along the road? So there
is! It can’t be Cousin Sam back again; he
hasn’t been gone but an hour. Why can
it it surely is Mr. Parks!”
Involuntarily her hand went up to
the smooth ripples of her brown hair; unconsciously
she glanced down at her fresh print dress and blue
apron.
“I wish’t I’d had
me a white apron!” she said. “But
there! he’ll have to take me as he finds me.
Workin’ time ain’t perkin’ time,
as Gran’m’ther used to say. Good
mornin’, Mr. Parks! isn’t this a pretty
day?”
“Good mornin’ to you,
Miss Hands!” said Calvin Parks as he drove up
to the door. “It is a pretty day, and everything
to match, far as I can see. And the prettiest
thing I’ve seen this mornin’ is you,”
he added, but not aloud.
“I was lookin’ at them
hollyhocks,” said Mary. “See ’em
down by the wall yonder? Ain’t they handsome?
Them pink and white ones look to me like girls, slim
young ones all ready to bob a curtsey. I don’t
know but you’ll think it foolish, but I’m
always seein’ likenesses between flowers and
folks.”
“Be you?” said Calvin.
“That’s a pretty idée now. I
believe women folks have pretty idées right along;
it must be real agreeable. Now when I see a hollyhock
there ain’t nothin’ to it but hollyhock except
the cheese!” he added meditatively. “I
used to think a sight of hollyhock cheese when I was
a youngster.”
“So did I!” cried Mary
with her tinkling laugh. “But aren’t
you comin’ in, Mr. Parks? Do light down!
Cousin Sam’s gone to market, but Cousin Sim’ll
be real pleased to see you. He’s been feelin’
slim for two or three days.”
“That so?” said Calvin.
“Well, I didn’t know as I should stop,
more’n just to pass the time o’ day, but
if he’s feelin’ slim ”
he threw the reins on the horse’s neck and clambered
out of the wagon.
“Hossy’ll be glad to rest a spell, won’t
you, hossy?”
“He looks real clever!”
said Mary. “I should think he’d be
pleasant to ride behind.”
“You try it some day and see!”
said Calvin. “He’s the cleverest horse
on the ro’d, and the cutest. What do you
think he did yesterday? Now I don’t know
as you’ll believe me when I tell you, but it’s
a fact. I was in at the store down at the Corners,
havin’ some truck with Si Turner, and there
come along a boy as wasn’t any more honest than
he had to be, and he thought ’twould be smart
to reach in over the wheel and help himself to candy
out of the drawers. Well, mebbe ’twas smart;
but hossy was smarter, for he reached round his head
and c’ot him by the seat of his pants Jerusalem!
if you’ll excuse the expression, Miss Hands,
how that feller did holler! Me and Si come hikin’
out, thought he was killed and got the hives besides;
when we see what was up, we sot down and laughed till,
honest, we had to lean against one another or we’d
rolled over an’ over on the ground. Hossy
held on like a good ’un till I told him to let
go, and then he dropped the pants and went to work
eatin’ grass as if nothin’ had been goin’
on at all.”
“Did you ever?” cried
Mary Sands. “I never knew a hoss could have
that much sense, Mr. Parks. Why, ’twas
like a person more than a dumb critter.”
“There’s critters and
critters!” said Calvin Parks. “Hossy’s
a prize package, that’s a fact. Want a
bite, hossy? tain’t dinner time yet, but a bite
won’t hurt you.”
He took a nose-bag from the wagon
and hung it over the brown horse’s head.
The horse, who had gone to sleep as soon as he stopped,
opened one eye, blinked at his master, and shut it
again.
“Oh, all right!” said
Calvin. “Any time; suit yourself! Only
I can’t wag your jaws for ye, ye know.”
Mary had turned to enter the house,
saying something about telling Cousin he was coming.
“Oh! wait just a minute, Miss
Hands!” Calvin called. “I took the
liberty ” he rummaged among his drawers,
and finally brought out a small parcel.
“I dono most
prob’ly it ain’t just what you’d
like. I couldn’t tell what flavor you’d
prefer, and I always think myself that pep’mint
is the wholesomest ”
Amazed and embarrassed at finding
himself embarrassed, Calvin paused awkwardly, holding
the box of peppermints in his hand; but when he saw
Mary Sands blushing in the delightful red and brown
way she had, and caught the twinkle in her eye, he
was suddenly at ease again.
“You try ’em!” he said simply, and
gave her the box.
“Why, Mr. Parks!” cried
Mary. “You don’t mean to say you brought
these for me? Well, you are more than kind, I
must say. Why, they’re deleecious!
There’s nothing like pep’mint to my taste;
now this is surely a treat. I’m a thousand
times obliged to you, Mr. Parks. These don’t
taste like boughten candy; there’s a real kind
of home-made flavor to ’em.”
“That’s right!”
said Calvin. “That’s just it; they
are home-made. Them pep’mints is made by
an old gentleman in East Cyrus. I lighted on ’em
by accident, as you might say, and ’twas a good
job I did.”
“How was that?” Mary inquired civilly.
“Why, I ain’t greatly
acquainted in these parts, you know, Miss Hands; been
away so much, you understand, and never was one to
go much when I was to home, only amongst the near
neighbors. I dono as ever I was in East
Cyrus before. ‘Tis a pleasant-lookin’
place. Nice street; not many stores, but what
there was was ship-shape and Bristol fashion; folks
personable and well-appearin’; I was pleased
with East Cyrus. I druv along kind o’ slow,
lookin’ for my kind of a place; sure enough,
I come to a little store with candy in the window.
Hossy saw it too, and stopped of his own accord.
“‘That so?’ says
I. ‘Friend of yours, hossy?’ He nods
his head real sociable, hossy doos, and I was just
goin’ to ramble down out of that squirrel-cage,
when the door opens kind o’ smart, and someone
hollers out, ‘I don’t want any! You
can go right along!’
“‘Can!’ says I.
‘Now that’s real accommodatin’ of
you. Anywheres special you’d like me to
go? That’s what I come to inquire about,’
I says.
“He was a little man, kind o’
dried up, but yet smart-lookin’, and he was
smart. He looks at hossy. ‘You can
go to Thunder!’ he says.
“‘First turn to the right,
or second to the left?’ says I. Then he looks
at me. ‘Hello!’ he says; ‘it
ain’t you!’
“‘No,’ I says; ‘it
ain’t. It’s my half-uncle’s
widder from out west,’ I says.
“He kind o’ laughed.
‘What are you doin’ with his hoss, then?’
says he.
“‘I bought it off’n
him,’ says I; ’it’s my hoss now,
and my team. Like to know how many teeth we’ve
got between us?’
“‘Well, all the same I
don’t want any!’ he says; and he starts
to go back into the store.
“‘Excuse me!’
I says, as polite as I knew how. ’Would
you have any objections to namin’ over the things
you don’t want? I didn’t know as
I’d offered you anything, but mebbe I done it
in my sleep.’
“‘Glucose is one thing,’
he says. ’Terry alba, coal-tar, plaster-of-Paris;
them’s some of the things I don’t want.
And you’re another. Is that enough?’
“’Not quite I says.
’Go slow, shipmate! If you wanted them things
the wüst way in the world you couldn’t
get ’em off’n me, ’cause I ain’t
got ’em.”
“He grunted. ‘Tell that to the monkey!’
he says.
“‘I am,’ I says, ‘or the nearest
I can see to one.’
“’He always had ’em
he says,’and tried to sell ’em to me every
time he come by.’
“‘I know!’ says
I. ’I found ’em in the stock, and
I sot ’em on the fire and seen ’em burn.
Gitty up, hossy!’ I says. ’We’ll
go on and see if there’s any place in this village
where they keep manners,’ I says, ‘and
we’ll send this old gentleman a half a pound
to stock up with!’ I says.
“‘Hold on!’ he says.
‘I spoke too quick. Come in and we’ll
talk.’
“So I went. Had half a
mind not to, but ’twan’t the sensible half.
I tell you, I had a real pleasant time, Miss Hands.
Come to get him smoothed down and combed out, and
he was as pleasant an old gentleman as ever I see.
But he was an old-fashioned candy-maker, you see, and
he didn’t like these new-fangled ways any more
than what I do. Never had a pound of glucose
on his premises, nor never will; nothin’ but
pure sugar. We had a real good time together;
and he gave me them pep’mints, and I’m
goin’ to have ’em reg’lar every week.
He’s got a little kitchen in back there that’s
a perfect pictur’ to look at. I’d
like to have you see it, Miss Hands, honest I would.”
At this moment a loud and peevish
crow was heard from the house.
“There!” said Mary Sands.
“We must be goin’ in, Mr. Parks. Cousin’s
gettin’ impatient, I expect.”
They found Mr. Sim fairly spluttering with impatience.
“What what what ”
he began as they entered; “I didn’t know
as you was ever comin’, Cousin. I’d
oughter have had my med’cine that
you, Cal? half an hour ago; set down, won’t
you? half a glass, with sugar and hot water! pretty
well, be ye? I’m most choked to death, settin’
here waitin’.”
“There, Cousin!” said
Mary Sands in her mellow, soothing voice. “I’ll
get you the medicine right away; though if the truth
was told I expect you’d be better off without
it. I don’t hold with all this dosin’,
do you, Mr. Parks?”
“I do not!” said Calvin
Parks. “Looks to me as if all the doses
he’d been takin’ for a week was havin’
it out inside him, and no two agreein’.
Say, Sim! s’pose you let Miss Hands throw away
all that stuff, and take a pep’mint instead.”