“If there’s a pleasanter
place than this in your village, I wish you’d
show it to me!” said Calvin Parks. “I
declare, Mr. Cheeseman, it does me good every time
I come in here.”
Mr. Cheeseman looked about him with contented eyes.
“It is pleasant,” he said.
“I’m glad you like it, friend Parks, for
you are one of the folks I like to see in it, and
them isn’t everybody.”
Mr. Ivory Cheeseman certainly did
look rather like a monkey, but such a wise monkey!
He was little and spare, with nothing profuse about
him save his white hair, which grew thick and close
as a cap; his whole aspect was dry and frosty, “like
the right kind of winter mornin’,” Calvin
Parks said when he described the old man to Mary Sands.
The kitchen in which he and Calvin were sitting was
just behind the shop; a low, dark room, with a little
stove in the middle, glowing like a red jewel, and
waking dusky gleams in the pots and pans ranged along
the walls. They were not altogether ordinary
pots and pans. Uncle Ivory, as East Cyrus called
him, was a collector in a modest way, and his bits
of copper, brass and pewter were dear to his heart.
Lonzo, the village “natural,” found the
gaiety of his life in polishing them, and receiving
pay in sugar-plums. He was at work now in a dim
corner, chuckling to himself as he scoured a huge
old pewter dish.
The air was full of the warm, homely
fragrance of molasses candy; a pot of it was boiling
on the stove, and from time to time Uncle Ivory stirred
it, lifted a spoonful, and watched the drip. On
a table near by other candies were cooling, peanut
taffy, lemon drops, and great masses of pink and white
cream candy.
“Yes,” said Calvin, pursuing
his own thoughts. “This is another pleasant
home. Considerable many of ’em in these
parts, or so it appears to a lone person. I judge
you’re a single man, Mr. Cheeseman?”
“Widower!” said Mr. Cheeseman briefly.
“That so!” said Calvin.
They watched the molasses for a time,
as it bubbled up in little gold-brown mounds that
flowed away in foam as the spoon touched them.
“She’s killin’ good to-day!”
remarked the old man.
“Cream-o’-tartar?” asked Calvin.
“Yes! I never use any other.
Yes, sir; I had a good wife, a real good one; and
might have had another, if I’d judged it convenient.”
Calvin looked up expectantly; it was evident that
more was coming.
Mr. Cheeseman began to stir the molasses
with long, slow sweeps of the spoon, talking the while.
“It was this way. My wife
had a friend that she thought the world of. Well,
she thought the world of me too, and when it come time
for her to go, nothin’ to it but I must marry
this woman. The night before ’Liza was
taken, she says to me, ‘Ivory,’ she says,
‘I’ve left it in writin’ that if
you marry Elviry you’ll get that two thousand
dollars that’s in the bank; and if not it goes
to the children.’ Children was married and
settled, two of ’em, and well fixed. ’I
want you to promise me you will!’ she says.”
“And did you?” asked Calvin.
“No, I didn’t. I
warn’t goin’ to tie myself up again.
I’d been married thirty years, and that was
enough.”
“What did you say, if I may ask?”
“I said I’d think about
it, and let her know in the mornin’. I knew
she’d be gone by then, and she was.”
Again they watched the boiling in
silence. Calvin looked somewhat disturbed.
“But yet you liked the married
state?” he asked presently.
“Fust-rate!” said Mr.
Cheeseman placidly. He glanced at Calvin; stirred
the candy, and glanced again.
“You ain’t married, I think, friend Parks?”
“N no!” said
Calvin slowly. “I ain’t; but fact
is, I’m wishful to be, but I don’t see
my way to it.”
“I want to know!” said
Mr. Cheeseman. “Would you like to free your
mind, or don’t you feel to? I’m not
curious, not a mite; but yet there’s times when
a person can tell better what he thinks if he outs
with it to somebody else. Like molasses!
Take it in the cask, and it’s cold, and slow,
and not much to look at; but take and bile it, and
stir it good, and you see!”
The molasses boiled up in a fragrant
geyser, threatening to overflow the pot; but obedient
to the spoon, fell away again in foamy ripples.
“Like that!” Mr. Cheeseman
repeated. “If it would clear your mind any
to bile over, friend Parks, so do!”
Calvin glanced toward the corner.
“Does he take much notice?” he asked.
“Lonzo? no! he’s no more
than a child. But yet ’tis time for him
to go home. Lonzo! dinner-time!”
The simpleton rose and shambled forward,
a huge uncouth figure with a face like a platter;
not an empty platter now, though, for it was wreathed
in smiles. He held out the shining dish.
“Done good?” he asked.
“Elegant, Lonzo, elegant! you
are smart, no mistake about that. Help yourself
to the cream candy! that square pan is o’ purpose
for you.”
Lonzo stowed a third of the contents
of the pan in his cavernous mouth, the rest in various
pockets, and departed grinning happily.
“He’s as good as gold!”
said Mr. Cheeseman. “Not a mite of harm
in Lonzo; I wish all sensible folks was as pleasant.
Now, friend Parks, bile up!”
Calvin pulled his brown moustache, and looked shy.
“I guess I’m pretty slow
molasses, Mr. Cheeseman,” he said. “I
ain’t used to bilin’, except in the way
of gettin’ mad once in a while, and I don’t
do that real often; but yet I’ll try my best.”
In a few words he described the twins
and his relation to them. “No kin, you
know, blood nor married; only just neighbors all our
lives till late years. I should expect to do
a neighbor’s part by the boys, week-days and
Sundays, and I dono as ever I’ve done contrary.”
Then he told, with more reserve, of
“Miss Hands’s” coming; of his finding
her there; of her striking him as, take it all round,
the likeliest woman ever he saw; of his saying to
himself that if ever things turned out so that he
had a right to ask a woman to hitch her wagon to a
middle-aged hoss that had some go in him yet, here
was the woman.
“But yet I told myself first
thing,” he added, taking up the poker and tapping
the bright little stove with it; “I told myself
she would be marryin’ one of the boys most likely;
I kep’ that in mind steady, as you may say.
I thought I was so used to the idée that it wouldn’t
jar me much of any when it come to the fact.
But it did; yes siree, it did, sure enough. ’Peared
as if a cog slipped somehow, and my whole works was
jolted out of kilter.”
He looked anxiously at Mr. Cheeseman,
who nodded with grave comprehension.
“And when it comes,” he
went on, “to each one of them beseechin’
me to get her to marry the other why I
really am blowed, Mr. Cheeseman, and do you wonder
at it?”
“She’s done!” said
Mr. Cheeseman, rising. “Lend a hand with
that pan, friend Parks; the big square one yonder.”
A moment of anxious silence followed,
as the thick golden-brown mass flowed into the pan,
curled into the corners, and finally settled in a
smooth glossy sheet.
“There!” said Mr. Cheeseman.
“Now we’ll let her cool a spell till she’s
fit to handle. Take your seat, friend Parks!
No, I don’t wonder no way in the world at your
bein’ blowed, or jolted either. What gets
me is, why don’t you speak for yourself, like
that other feller in the story?”
Calvin Parks pulled his moustache meditatively.
“I know!” he said.
“Longfellow’s poems. Mother thought
a sight of Longfellow’s poems. John Alden,
warn’t it? and the old fellow was Miles Standish?
Yes, I rec’lect well. But you see, Mr. Cheeseman,
the young woman herself give him the tip that time.
’Why don’t you speak for yourself, John?’
I rec’lect well enough. Now, Miss Hands
never give me any reason to think she’d rather
have me than ary one of the boys.”
“Has she given you any reason
to think she wouldn’t?” queried the old
man.
“Well no! I don’t know
as she has.”
“Well, then, where does the
trouble come in? You’re twice the man they
are, I take it, from all accounts. Don’t
know as ever I saw them, but I knew the old woman,
and used to hear of her goin’s on bringing these
young uns up. I don’t see as you’re
bound to canvass for them, no way in the world.
Rustle in and get her yourself, is what I say.”
Calvin looked at him anxiously.
“You see, Mr. Cheeseman, it’s
this way,” he said. “I think a sight
of her, don’t I? I’ve said so, and
I haven’t said half. That bein’ so,
nat’rally I want her to be well fixed, don’t
you see? The best that can be, ain’t that
so? Now, either one of those two darned old huckleberries
can give her a first-rate home; as nice a place as
there is in this State, house, stock and fixin’s
all to match. A woman wants a home; one of them
old gooseberries said so, and it’s true.
Now, what have I got to offer her? I’ve
got a hole in the ground, and a candy route. You
see how it is, don’t you, Mr. Cheeseman?”
Mr. Cheeseman reflected for a few minutes.
“Where’s your savin’s?”
he asked abruptly. “You were master of a
coasting schooner for ten year, you say. Single
man, and no bad habits, I should judge, you’d
ought to have money in the bank, young man. What
have you done with it?”
Calvin hung his head.
“That’s right!”
he said. “That’s so, Mr. Cheeseman.
I had money in the bank. Last year I drawed it
out, like a fool; somebody’d been talkin’
investments to me, and I thought I could do better
with it; and well, I had it on board, and
there was a feller, well, I needn’t
go into that. I never thought he would have,
if his mind had been quite straight. Wife died,
and he warn’t the same man afterwards. You
can see how ’twas! He took it, and then
got drownded with it in his pants pocket or
so it seemed likely so nobody got much
out of that deal. I had some part of it in another
place, though, sufficient to buy me the route, and
five dollars over. I put the five dollars in
the bank, but it don’t yield what you’d
call an income precisely. So there it is, Mr.
Cheeseman, and I can’t see that things looks
much like matrimony for little Calvin. Honest
now, do you?”
Mr. Cheeseman rumpled his thick hair
till it gave the impression of Papa Monkey’s
having married a white cockatoo. He glanced at
Calvin sidewise.
“She has money, ” he said slowly.
“And she can keep it!” said Calvin Parks.
“I ain’t that kind.”
“Just so!” said Mr. Cheeseman.
“Precisely. Where are you livin’ now,
friend Parks?”
“I’m boardin’ with Widder Marlin;”
said Calvin.
The old man looked up sharply.
“You are?” he said. “Humph!
that don’t seem a very likely place, ‘cordin’
to folks’s ideas round here. Them two aren’t
thought specially well of by their neighbors.”
“That so?” said Calvin.
“I guess they won’t hurt me any. I
sailed mate to Cap’n Marlin,” he added,
“and he was always good to me.”
“Humph!” said Mr. Cheeseman
again. “I see.” He rumpled his
hair again, and rose to his feet. “Friend
Parks,” he said, slowly, “you’ve
got to lay by, that’s all there is to it; and
I’m going to show you how.”