“Where am I? Oh! what was
that fell alongside me? Who’s throwing stones?
Hello! Max, Toby, Bandy-legs, where are you all
at?”
Steve had found his tongue apparently,
and was shouting all this at the top of his voice.
Max thought it high time he showed himself, so as to
quiet the excitable chum.
“All right, Steve; I’m
here at your elbow, you see,” he remarked, stepping
out into plainer view. “You’ve only
been up to your old tricks again, and walking in your
sleep. I think you must have had a bad case of
thirst, for you started straight for the spring, and
you see you nearly got there.”
“You don’t say?”
ejaculated Steve, looking down in some dismay at his
bare feet, and his now shivering figure, clad only
in thin pajamas. “But what happened, Max?
Sure that was a terrible screech that woke me up;
and I tell you I heard some heavy thing bump on the
ground close by me!”
“So did I, Steve,” added the other; “let’s
look and see.”
Five seconds later and Max gave utterance to a bubbling
cry.
“Great Caesar!” exclaimed
Steve, staring at the object the other bent over and
picked up; “this is the funniest thing that ever
happened to me, Max. Why, if it ain’t raining
hams up here in the woods! Some farmer’s
smoke-house must have blown up, and we get the benefit.”
“Wait a little, Steve,”
said Max, solemnly; “take another look, will
you? Perhaps you’ll notice that this is
only half a ham.”
“Why, so it is, Max.”
“Look closer, and tell me if
you’ve ever seen it before,” Max continued,
holding the smoked meat up so that Steve could see
better.
“Ginger!”
“Oh! then you recognize it, do you, Steve?”
“Why, yes, I seem to, Max,”
admitted the other, staring first at the section of
ham and then upwards toward the tree from which it
had apparently descended, aimed so as to strike him;
“but what’s our ham doing away
off here, tell me that, will you? We didn’t
fasten it to this tree, but the one close to our tent;
so we’d know if anything came nosing, around.”
“All right, Steve; it looks
as if something did come nosing around, without any
one of us being the wiser. And that creature,
whatever it may have been, was carrying the ham away
when it thought you must be following below; so what
does it do but let out a screech of fury, and whang,
the ham straight down at you.”
“Gee! ain’t I glad though
he didn’t happen to be the pitcher of his nine,
because he might have made a better shot; and if that
seven pound piece of smoked pork had taken me on the
coco I’d have seen more stars than there are
up above us now.”
“Yes, Steve, it’s sometimes
better to be born lucky than rich,” Max told
him; “but there the other boys are calling to
us, and wanting to know what it’s all about.
As you’re beginning to shiver you’d better
turn around and trot back to where you left your blanket,
don’t you think?”
Steve had a terribly stubborn streak
in his composition. He proved it right then and
there.
“I’m shivering, all right,”
he remarked, with chattering teeth, “but I reckon
it’s more because of the excitement than that
I’m cold. Anyway, if I had the good sense
to make my way out here in my sleep just because I
was thirsty, why, seems like it’d be too bad
to get disappointed; so I’m going to have a
drink, no matter what happens.”
With which he deliberately passed
on a dozen paces, reached the spring, and taking the
tin cup they kept there proceeded to slake his thirst.
Max could not help admiring his grit, even though believing
that Steve would be wiser if he forgot his thirst
and hurried to the shelter of his blanket.
“Course you mean to carry the
ham back with you, Max?” he inquired, as he
once more joined the other.
“I should say so,” Max
told him; “and after this we’ll have to
be more careful about our smoked meat, unless we want
to feed every animal up here. They’re smart
enough to get on to that racket of hanging it from
a limb. We’ll keep it inside the tent,
and they can only get it by creeping over us as we
sleep, which would be a risky thing to do, I’m
thinking.”
“Any idea what sort of a thing
that animal in the tree was?” asked Steve, as
he cast an uneasy look aloft, doubtless wondering whether
the fierce beast held a grudge against him for having
caused it to relinquish its dinner; so that after
that he would be a marked boy.
“I couldn’t say,”
Max replied, slowly. “I only had a glimpse
of something moving up there, and then it was gone.
The moon happened to be behind a cloud at the time,
and that helped to fool me. All I can say is
that it was a big animal, and not a ’coon or
’possum.”
“Whew! some people keep on saying
they never did get that tiger back after the storm
set the animals free from the cages,” Steve said,
uneasily.
“Hello! there, what’s
all this row about?” Bandy-legs called out just
then, for the returning pair had drawn near the khaki
colored tent, where they discovered their chums standing
with guns in their hands, and blankets swathed around
their lightly clad figures, looking for all the world
like a couple of mummies, or as Max afterwards told
them, like Mexican péons with their ponchos.
“Yes, that’s what we want to k-k-know!”
added Toby.
“Oh! Steve here got thirsty
while he was sleeping, and stepped out to go to the
spring for a drink,” Max informed them.
“I happened to see him, and took a notion I’d
follow and see that he didn’t come to any harm.
Then some animal up in a tree, thinking Steve was going
to get after him, threw this down to him, and let
out a screech that beat anything I’ve heard
this long while.”
“Why, that’s a half a
ham!” ejaculated the astonished Bandy-legs.
“Our h-h-ham, in the b-b-bargain!”
shrilled Toby.
“Just what it is,” Max
continued; “you see, the rascal had actually
stolen it, and was making off when he saw Steve below,
and got angry. It came mighty near hitting our
chum on the head, which would have floored him good
and hard. So he was lucky to escape as he did.”
“And we’re lucky to get
our ham back!” Bandy-legs argued, as though
after all that were the main point which
from a boy’s standpoint it certainly was.
Meanwhile Steve had dodged under the
canvas, and presently reappeared, also swathed in
his blanket. He was still too much excited to
think of sleeping, and consequently meant to stand
it out with the rest. Perhaps curiosity had also
something to do with the matter, for he would wish
to know what Bandy-legs and Toby thought about the
species of animal that had carried their smoked meat
off.
Their tongues did certainly wag at
a great rate for a spell. All sorts of suggestions
were made, some of them fairly good, and others bordering
on the ridiculous. Toby was for believing that
it must have been a tiger, or at the very least one
of those terrible spotted leopards they remembered
seeing walking up and down in its cage, as though always
hoping to get out to its missing mate.
“And they s-s-say leopards have
got the w-w-worst k-k-kind of tempers,” he insisted,
when some of the others threw doubt on this idea.
“Well, whatever it is,”
Max concluded, “it acted like it was mad at
Steve here for walking in his sleep.”
“Don’t blame the critter
much, either,” muttered Bandy-legs; “because
any feller that would be guilty of doing such monkey-shines
ought to have a whole ham flung at his head every
time.”
“Hold on there,” said
Steve, sharply; “that’s always the way
with you fellows. Why, you ought to be voting
me a bunch of thanks right now, instead of hauling
me over the coals like you’re doing.”
“Oh! is that so, Steve?”
cried Bandy-legs, with considerable of satire in his
voice.
“Sure it is,” the other
went on to say, unblushingly. “Supposin’
now I’d just continued to hit the hay, and snored
on like you two seemed to have done, what’s
the answer?”
Bandy-legs and Toby exchanged puzzled looks.
“W-w-whatever do you m-m-mean, Steve?”
asked the latter.
“How about that fine ham?
When, you looked around everywhere for it to-morrow
morning and couldn’t find the same high or low,
you’d wish Steve Dowdy might have had a little
walking fit on, and saved your bacon for you, eh?”
Max laughed at hearing that.
“I guess Steve’s got it
on you, boys, this time,” he remarked. “It
seems that in some cases walking in your sleep may
turn out to be the right thing. We do owe him
something, because it saved our ham this time.
But all the same he’s got to stop the habit
before it gets him into a peck of trouble.”
“I s-s-say we p-p-put a rope
on him nights,” Toby ventured, with emphasis.
“Then if he tries to s-s-slope he’ll find
himself p-p-pulled up with a round turn.”
“Hey, you just try it, that’s
all!” Steve told him. “What d’ye
take me for, a horse, to be staked out nights, or
hobbled and all that? I give you fair warning
right now that whenever we’re in danger of losing
some of our belongings, if I take a notion to step
out and walk in my sleep in order to save the same,
I’m going to do it. Get that, don’t
you, Bandy-legs?”
In spite of all their exchange of
views it seemed that after all they were no nearer
a reasonable solution of the puzzle than in the start.
“We’ll look around in
the morning and see if it left any tracks,” Max
suggested, after it seemed as though they had reached
the finish of the matter so far as deciding on the
species of animal went.
“That’s the best thing
said yet,” ventured Steve; “and as usual
it was left for Max to hit in with it. So, let’s
see if we can go to sleep again.”
They crawled inside the tent and adjusted
their blankets again. Max noticed that Bandy-legs
changed his position somewhat. As he now lay no
one could crawl out of the tent by way of the regular
exit without brushing across his recumbent figure
more or less. The other did not say anything
as to why he did this, but Max could give a pretty
good guess.
Steve was too sleepy to pay any attention
to what was going on, or he might have taken Bandy-legs
to task for trying to play sentry over him, knowing
that he must be in the other’s mind when he laid
this trap.
“We want you to notice, Steve,”
Bandy-legs told him the last thing, “that Max
fetched a bucket of fresh water in from the spring
just now; and so if you happen to get thirsty again
before morning, just help yourself. It’ll
save you a lot of trouble.”
“Well, seeing that we’ve
got all our grub inside here now, and there’s
nothing more to be hooked, I guess I’ll keep
quiet. But you want to be careful how you steal
my thunder when the credit’s passing around.”
Saying which, Steve hid his head under
the folds of his blanket, and they knew he had spoken
his last word.
The others relapsed into silence,
and before long all of them had gone soundly asleep.
Nor was there any further alarm during the balance
of that first night in camp.
When Mas crawled out again dawn had
come, and in fact the sun was peeping up in the east.
First Max looked to see that Ebenezer was all right;
for he had felt a little uneasy concerning the horse.
He found that the animal was already beginning to
gather in what grass lay around him, and apparently
had not a care in the wide world.
Then the next thing he did was to
pass over to the tree in which they had secured the
ham and bacon, although later on removing everything
to a more secure place of storage inside the tent.
Max carefully examined the ground
underneath this tree. He was a pretty fair woodsman,
and believed he could easily discover any imprint of
padded feet such as would indicate the presence of
a tiger. But in spite of going over every yard
of the soil as much as three times, Max was finally
obliged to admit that there did not seem to be any
clue. He could not find any track such as would
tell of an animal having been there on the previous
night.
This set him to thinking along another
line. Apparently then the beast must have entered
the tree from another one close by. It was reasonable,
and he saw it could have been easily done by even a
gray squirrel, for the branches interlocked in several
places.
This seemed the more convincing when
Max remembered that the ham had been flung bodily
out of another tree, showing that the thief was making
off without touching the ground at the time.
“Well, seems like it’s
going to keep right on being a mystery,” Max
told himself as he gave the quest up; “just
as that roaring sound last night may never be solved.
Perhaps there are a number of strange wild beasts
at large up here; and that our little outing is going
to be an exciting one after all.”
“Yes,” added Steve, who
had come out of the tent in time to hear Max say the
last of this, “and don’t it beat all how
things do come around our way, to give us a grand
time? When you look back for the time we’ve
been chumming together you can see heaps of happenings
that other fellows would give most anything to have
cross their trail. But we’ve got nearly
a whole week up here to ourselves, Max; and I say it
will be mighty funny if we can’t guess the answer
to a silly little question like this: Who killed
Cock Robin? Or take it the other way, Who tried
to knock my brains out with half a ham! And listen
here, another night I’m meaning to sit up and
see if I can’t get a crack at the miserable old
thief with my Marlin gun. He’ll be sorry
the rest of his natural life if he comes nosing around
here again.”
Steve meant every word he spoke, and
Max could see that he had been considerably worked
up by what had happened.
Of course they would have numerous
other things to engage their attention during this,
their first day in camp; but nevertheless from time
to time their thoughts must go out toward the little
mystery by which they were confronted; and this was
apt to start fresh talk about solving the same.